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It's Always The Sweaty Dude

I Didn't Know Fart Tubes Existed Until Today

You Don't Rhyme With Trike

Beaver Bash 2026

National Twink Day Is Totes Dif

Look At The Udder On That Dude

Space, Man. It's So... Big, Dude.

NOT A Meat Wallet

See What Happens When You Let Women Vote???

Don't Put Your Peen On The Robot Dog

We Play Fetch In The Cemetery

Come Over And Feed My Pigeon

Hand Me My Inflammation Sock

Look What I Found At The Nursing Home

No Artistic Value In His Mighty Man Noodle

Can I Get The Anesthesia On The Side

Not The Teabag I Thought

Dumber Than A Box Of Hair

Classic Nipple Tweak During Guitar Solo

She's In Her Whore Phase, Leave Her Be

Had Myself An Eargasm

Prevacation P*ssy Prep

He Licked His Fingers And Went About His Day

Retreat To This Bush

Choking Chickens vs Flogging Flamingos

Jumpin' Bail, Drivin' Fast, Drinkin' Beers, Doin' Meth, Shootin' Guns, Gettin' Busted

How'd your skin get so glowy? SEMEN.

This Is Not The Cave Nor The Mound You Are Looking For

Don't Be Scared Of This Big Gay Person

Polar Bears And Buttholes

Paging Doctor Poon

That's CHO CLIT

And You Thought Your Exes Snatch Smelled Bad!

Her Holes Are For Everyone But Her Heart Is For Me

Lonely Ones Invade The Sound Lounge

Shave Them Pubes Into A "W"

How Geriatrics Get To Pound Town

Winning Bronze In The Dementia Olympics

That's Not Snow In The Olympic Village

Your Mom Is A Fatberg

And That Is How You Get Sympathy Poon

This Is Not The Twerk You're Looking For

I'll Show Ya A CornHole

She Tasted Like Iguana

Look At My Giant Wiener

Create A Queef Day

You're In An Isolation Room, I Bought An Effing Machine

Revenge of Thickwood

The Return Of The Screwnami

Granny Gummer In The North Woods

In My Day Friction Maxxing Was Just Called Dry Humping

Put These Buzz Balls In Yo' Mouf

Can You See My Butthole In These Pants

The Sounds Of Sex CD Never Charted

How Did I Get To Sergios? Who Are These Unclean Women? I Like Them.

Take Off Your Wife's Undies, You're Getting Ball Smell On Them

It's National DJ Day & Boy Do We SUCK

Your Ham Aint Been Lean Since The 00's

You Don't Want Spicy Carpet

You Ever Search "Fellatio" On Wikipedia?

I Just Squirt It In My Mouth

I'll Have My Steak Naked - As In Me, I'm Naked, Eating Steak

Hospital Boners

Putting The Anal In Analog

Autumn Kings Sound Lounge

What's For Dinner? Booty.

Cunning Linguist

Bacon Panties

Your Mom Climbs My Matterhorn

Bacon Strips Or Ham Wallet, I Am A Fan

Our Taints Are Just Fine, Thank You.

It's Just Not A Holiday Without Your Bald Knob

Twas The Night Before Xmas & Greg Bair Overshared About His Sex Life

TBH I Can't Really Tell When You're Checked Out Of Work

Big Hair Accountants & The 2025 Big Hair Wrap Up

Salami Slam

It's Still Chicken Licks

Charlie Berens for Prez

Porch Pussy Pirate

Not On The Mouth, Uncle Rico!!!

What Is A Swunt?

I'll Show You Some Arby's

When Does It Count As Seeing A Vagina?

Nothin' Like Some Refreshing Semen Ice - Or Is It Iced Semen?

Most Annoying Sound Is Your Mom Snoring When I Get Done With Her

Dat Ass Gonna Need A Stretchy Pant

Grandma Taught Me How To Eat Pie

Protect Yo' Meat

Chicken Choker 3000

Skill Lost: Rubbin' One Out To JcPenney Undies Section

I Also Gobble At My Gyno Appointments

Pussy Fell From The Sky

Put Her Damn Fish Lips On The Mural

Paging Dr. Queef

That's Not Hot Sauce On Your Pant Leg

Lesbian Arts & Crafts

Moaning Just Means She's Hungry

Not The Cockfight I Wanted

Sound Lounge at The Windsor

You Can Ring My Bell But Not 30 Times In A Row Please

Bearista Cup Of Shut The Hell Up

You'll Pry This Breadstick From My Cold Dead Greasy Marinara Covered Sausage Fingers

Yo Bitch, You Get Fat, Er What?

These Cookies Are Gonna Make Me Vomit Into Your Mouth

Get In The Middle Of This Sammich

Crobot Halloween Spectacular!!!

Remember When That Dude Jerked It On A Zoom Meeting?

7 Knuckles In Your Chili Ring

He Had Me At "Bring Ya Ass"

Don't Be Scared Of That Pussy

Is That Bologna In Your Pants Or Do I Need To Bring My Own

Pulled Apart Like A Grilled Cheese

I'll Take The Bone In, Thank You.

Amelia Is Inside Me

Loose Bitches Love Halloween

I Knew The Sea Monkey Guy Was Sus

Ring The Asshole Bell

That Sounds Like A Couple A Dicks Slappin'

She Took Her Bra Off & I Was Suddenly Craving Pancakes

Trip to the Chip 2025 with Aranda

Anything Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough

Smooth Jazz With Cho Clit

Only 100 tampons? Those are rookie numbers!

You Wanna See A Dinner Box? I'll Show You A Dinner Box.

Couple Glasses Of Wine & Butt Stuff Is On The Table

I Rub Beef Tallow On My No No Area

Show Dem Taters!

Mike MothaEffin' Protich In The Sound Lounge

I'll Just Put My Tits Up & Go Get Take Out

TP Koozies Never Really Took Off

That's A LOT Of Shaving

Pornhub Has RUINED Me

Black Moods Sound Lounge - Biscuits and Maybe

I Can Give Massages Here In The Poor People Area

What Is This? A Pizza Party For Pussies?

He's Trading Beaver Pelt In Heaven Now

I'm Talking About Your Vagina *SLAP*

Try This Pie

A Snail Trail Never Hurt Anybody

LYLVC In Studio!

We Don't Need To Ruin Her Life Just Cuz She's A C**t

Turn Around And Let Me Wipe You

The Used Panty & Shoe Store

That's Not What I Thought That Sound Was

Churn This Butter, Pal

Who Doesn't Like A Good Rear Burger

The Fake Kayaker and The Funeral Portrait

Beware Of Clitty Litter

Your Vagina Seems Roomier Than Usual

Smother Me In Cheesy Hashbrowns Already

Do You Wanna Have Sex Today Er No?

I Friggin' Hate Peacocks

There Are Titty Grabs In This Car

When I Said I Wanted To Be Mounted That's Not What I Meant

I'm Here For The Patriotic Gang Bang

Milk This

Good Ol' Poon Face

The 85th Rally From The Oyster Bay Bar in Deadwood

The 85th Rally From The Wisco Wednesday Pool Party

The 85th Rally From Full Throttle Saloon & Boars Nest In Leed

The 85th Rally From One Eyed Jacks Downtown Sturgis

Sturgis 2025 - The 85th Rally From the Pappy Hoel Campground & Full Throttle Saloon

Let Me Get Up In Your Chilly Pit

Just A Couple DJs Bangin' Chicks Out Of Their League

Fresh Milked Coyotes

Getting To Use The Emergency Slide Was Worth The Crap In My Pants

Marty McCoy & The Butt Sniffer

ARANDA Invades The JJO Sound Lounge

Thomas Jefferson, Notorious P*ssy, Loved Vanilla Ice Cream

Slap It Against Your Face

Find The One Legged Stripper In Minot

Putting the HR in WHORE

I Fingered The Torso

Misty Cape Is The Sluttiest Name I've Heard In A While

Tush Toys & Peanut Butter Ice Cream Cups

I Forgot My Wife At The Gas Station Again

Dem Taters Don't Lie

So That's Why We All Have Boners At The Family Reunion

So Many Confused Erections Out There

That's Alotta Wieners

Unfamiliar Melons

Can't Fly With The Swamp Crotch

She Suffers From Penis Neck

Try THIS Organ Meat *Points To Crotch*

You Can't Fart On People At Work, Bro

He Has Enthusiastic Balls

Bartender, Give Me The Iced Penis, Please

Show Me Your O-Ring

I'm Taking My DNA & Leaving

A Weiner In A Bun Is Anal

It's Too Humid To Throw One In My Old Lady

Do You Wanna Mop Up Your Coworkers Jizz?

Once You've Had One Finger You Want Them All

That Bison Is Gonna Stir Up Them Guts

Handsy Beach Boy vs Johnny Danger

Let's Talk About Your Cob

The Champagne Room Disappointment

Give Grandma What's She Wants: 8 Inches

Move Over Truck Nuts We Want Truck Lips

Eunice The Chunt

Building Our Panty Empire

Lord, Don't Let Me Die With A Titty Out

Toe Suckin' Starts At $600

Loads of Lance.... Gross!

IT'S HOT BOY SUMMMMMERRRRR!!!!

Do I Push My Lips To One Side Or Split 'Em On The Bike Seat?

Camping Gives You Chlamydia!

Sausage fest never felt so good

I Gave Your Mom The Pope's Handshake

Weinie 500 Was My Nickname In High School

Danger Wishes Brett Favre Had A Giant Crank

Does She Have Big Taters? I'll Release Her On Her Own Recognizance

I Gave Her The Hammerhead Hoedown

Wackin' In The Tool Shed

How Much For The Gag Ball At The Garage Sale

I'm Here For The Used Panties

Not The Splitting Wood I Was Thinking

Pants Nachos Are My Kink Now

Anello of Central Waters

It's Hard To Be Kinky With A Belly Full Of Kraut

Was Your Butthole Comprimised?

Cream Corn vs Chris Jericho

Let's You Just Drop Them Pants

I'm Not A Gorilla But I'd Beat Off 100 Guys

My Drug Dealer Came Out Of Retirement

Plane Seat Pooper

Chicken's Got An Egg Stuck, Everyone Take A Bath

I've Swallowed Semen I Can Handle A 5 Hour Energy

Eatin' Poon and Drivin'

The Meat Curtains Are Locked Up

My Boner Only Works During Daytime Hours

We Called Him Fetus Cuz Of His Massive Head & Inability To Do Anything

Prestige Radio Worldwide

A bit mess til you know who gets back

Johnny's On Steroids

Katy Perry Heads Outer Space

The Gay Beam Isn't Your Problem, Bro

Let Me Get A Pull Of These Panties Quick

Hot Dog Tower Was My Nickname In College

Better Chug Semen While You Still Can

Write A Letter & Shove It Up Your Ass

They Ate His Liver W/ A Coconut & A Can of Soda (tongue sucking sounds)

Smell The Forceps

A Guide To Playing With Your Pussy

Masturbating In The Parking Lot Is Not The Stress Relief I Was Referring To

Piss Jugs Up In Herr

I Just Bought This Renoir For The Boobs

I Fell In Love With Her Spinach Farts

23 and Me Makin' Buttholes Over Here

This Meatball Machine Is Worthless

Try My Bitch Cream

Frank's Here To Change Your Diaper

First Thing I'm Doing When I'm Back On Earth Is Firin' Off Some Knuckle Children

Sloppy Hos, Sloppy Joes & Sloppy Toes

Is My Yogurt Expired Or Are You Extra Musky?

Can We Not Sh*t On The Floor At The Dollar Store FFS

I'm The Pie Inspector, Ma'am

I Hired The Dollar Store Hitman

Someone Please Verify The Weatherman's Boner

Buy A Sex Toy Win A Blanket

He Died Doing What He Loved, Getting Semen Shot Into His Eye

Why Can't I Pay For A Handie In This Country?

A Good Ol' Rear Ending In The Drive Thru

Something About Berries And Their Juice - But I Think It'a About Vaginas

Back In My Day We Ran Tains, Not Robbed Em

You Paid For The Twink, You Got The Twink

Choke Your Emotional Support Chicken

I'm A Fan Of Plump Beaver

Captain Cword Is A Little Clammy

Just Get Stuck In The Dryer Already, Lady

LBJ Just Needed Some Room By His Nuts

I'm Not Gonna Work At The Dildo Factory Anymore

IDK About Ham Radio, But I Do Know About Ham Wallets

Reveal Baby Gender, Start A Fire, Burn A House Down, Stab Your Buddy, Shoot Grandma In The Face

I Wish Kid Rock Would Stop Telling Me To Clap I'm Holding An $18 Drink

If You'd Stop Touching Little Boys You Wouldn't Have To Rebrand

Tuck Them Flaps In, Girl

I Barfed Up A Pellet And Said Goodbye

Check Out My FitBit Ball Gag

You Thought Stepping On A Lego Was Bad, Try Diggin' One Outta Your Cooz

No Dancing Sir, You Have A Thing In Your Butt

Touch My Belly Button

Little Ho On the Prairie

Puzzle People Are Masochists

Putting The Balls In Eye Balls

Sybaris Shaving Party

When Mom Picks You Up From The Gang Bang

I Hope Your Sex Isn't As Boring As Your Pizza Order

I Have A Water Feature Full Of Semen

Those Sweatpants Are So Tight I Can See Your Rivets

Ain't No One Putting No Gerbil In Their Butthole

Do Not Besmirch Betty White, You Bitch

You Now Have 1056 More Wiener Cousins

Rub Some Ranch On Me

Searching For A Joke About Your Mom's Vagina

He's An Actual Dick Head

Put Your Tits Away At The Winery

Get Your Dickhands Off My Groceries

I Will Choke A Bitch For Horsey Sauce

Still Fat, Broke & Stupid, I Reckon

Get Lost On This Mount Hood

We Must Beat The Office Sluts

Bald Eagles Sound Kinda Gay

Meatballs Are Served

Takes A Lot Of Tree Jizz To Make Syrup

There's No Clam At The Vegan Strip Club

Prepare Your Butthole!!!! It's Happening!!!

Show Me Your Secret Beard

Lumpy Semen

Down With Doo Doo Brown

Tits Out At My Funeral

Let's See That Uncut Man Meat

Your Obsession With Buttholes Is Kinda Gay

Just Sit Your Fat Ass In The Roller Coaster

Replace The Misletoe With Cameltoe

Eau De Toilette Pee Pee

Chewin' Gum & Tweakin' Nipples

Make Your Own Giblet Gravy

But Vagina Has No Face

Toss This Salad But Wash It First Cuz E'erybodys Gettin' EColi Up In Herr

That Pussy Is Frozen Over

Turns Out Watching A Baby Being Born Isn't Hot At All

The Christmas Bidet Shall Cleanse Away Your Sins

Check Out My Beaver Moon

Just Go Poop For Cry Eye

HR Told Me I Have Big Stupid Tits

Swing That Cock Around

The Mullet Is The White Jheri Curl

Trap This Beaver

Back In My Day We Just Called It Being A Slut

That's A Helluva Tuna Spread

I'll Show You A Scary Crevice

I Gotta Pocket Full Of Hot Dogs

Can't Be Throwin' Stuff In Your Mouf All Willy Nilly

Takin' A Hot Load To The Back

Actually A Honkey Rink Ain't Far Off

Operation Ope Let Me Sneak Right Past Ya

949 Wieners In A Row

I Cum In Peace

Maybe It's Cuz Her Taters Swung Too Low

Don't Google "Is All Sperm White"

The Return Of Elk Hunt

"Just Shoot My Ass Cheeks, Lance"

Lauryn Hill Flys Frontier?

Talk About Ham Hockers

Cyberpants Can't Help Your Sad Erection

I'd Pay $5 To Touch His Nubs

Top Ten Things We'd Do To An Eye Socket

Here We Sit With A Thumb Up Our Ass

Proud Member Of The International Tit Pullers Union

Don't Tell Your Grandkids You Slept With Twins, Papaw

That Bitch Ate A Chicken Wing In A Strangers Poo Cloud

Crackoon Is Definitely Getting Someone Cancelled

In Lieu Of My Balls Biatch Will Be There

I Just Wanna Take This Bra Off

I Hate To Bring Up The Erection Situation

I'm Sure Your Vagina Isn't Too Loose But I'll Feel It Out

We Were All A Little Hardon The Octomom

That's Not The Shaved Buffalo I Thought It Would Be

Imagine Me Feeding You Pizza In A Toga With An Apple Up My Ass

Show Us Balls

This Is The Only Cat You Can Eat *Points To Cooter*

No, We Cannot Breathe Out Our Buttholes

Will Brake For Pussy

I See A Douchebag In Your Future

I Wouldn't Mind Getting Lost In The Bush For A Few Days

Joey Just Opens His Throat & Shoves Wieners In

Phil Labonte of All That Remains

Dykes On Trikes

I Was Told I Have A Nice Wiping Technique

What's This Pus Sack?

Put Your Raw Dough In This Box

I've Never Seen A 6 Foot Pussy

We're Not Just Here To Flap Our Tits Around

Drop Out Dem Taters It's National Potato Day

That's How My Sister Got Stabbed With A Pitchfork

No HR Department? Look At My Penis

Order The Footlong

Bringing Back Fart Knocker

Two Step Vagification

Can I Get One Titty One Titty One Titty Now A Two

What's In Your Bag Of Drugs? Oh, It's Drugs!

These C**t Influencers Need To Stop

You Know A Thing Or Two About Sucking Meat Off The Bone

Turns Out Gay Is Not A Genre Of Music

Her Nipple Fell Right Off

He'd Definitely Be A Power Bottom

I'm Just Here For The Gay Lūʻau

When Jesus Actually Shows Up To The Come To Jesus Meeting

She Must Have An Old Balls Kink

Her Knucks Said Dick Hole

The One Time You Wish Your Boobs Were Longer

Crazy Larry's Tampons:  We're Not #1 But We're Right Up In There!

Tuk Smith & The Restless Hearts Take Over

Sir, Your Balls Must Be Covered In The Lazy River

That'd Be A Margarita In The Butt, Bob

I Always Pop A Boner For A 1970 Chevelle

She Just Swallows 'Em Whole

Who's Not A Panty Sniffer

He Fingered That Trooper And Got Paid!

That's Not Where Mrs Potato Heads Lips Go

Myles Kennedy Is The Coolest Guy You'll Ever Meet

I Like Crue When They Looked Like A Couple Hot Chicks

Just A Couple DJs Slappin' Dem Titties

You're Not A Germophobe If You Lick B-holes

Blinded by the D*ck

You Can't Pee Because Of Unclean Women

Officer Johnson Cops A Feel & Loses A Job

She Needs To Ease Up On The Butt Stuff For Awhile

Why Do You Care If Deer Get Off Ya Weirdo

That 9 Year Old Drives Better Than Most A-Holes

Save Some Poon For The Rest Of Us, David Rush

Eat A Good Meal, Have A Highball, Get A Handie

I'd RatherRun This Train

From Farmers To Fappers In 9 Short Months

Ms Vagina Now Has The Floor

When You Trust A Fart But It's Actually A 6 Pound Baby

Live Dangerously - Wipe Back To Front

Listen Bitch, I'm Just Tryin' To Eat My Sammich

You Need Consent To Cum On Eileen

Right In The Butt

The Great Scottish Queef

Never Forget The 8 Bit Tit

You Need A Permit To Show Your Balls

Something Smells I Think It's Your Pee Jeans

I Said Gaping Hatchet Wound

Your Mom Sounds Kinda Slutty

The Longest Handie In The History Of Aviation

It Was The One Armed Vag!

Is This Drippy?

He's Gherkin His Baby Dill Again

If You Can't Keep It In Your Pants Keep It In The Family

He Fell Into A Silo I Fell Into Your Mom's Huge Vag

Sleep Theory Tells Us Why They Are A 4/10

Balls! Balls! Balls!

At Least An AI Priest Can't Finger You

Guaranteed To Go Down Like An Experimental Paraglider

Just Me & 8 Wieners

Danger Went To HR This Morning

Cicada Ain't The Worst Thing I've Put In My Mouth

Have The Salmon Stopped Slappin, Clarice?

Wiener Wonderment

Rock N Roll Hall Of Jags

Chinwag Champ

Her Boyfriend Must Be Deaf

Velvet Chains Sound Lounge

We Call That A Fart Transplant

Pretty Sure That's Pimpin' Out Your Wife, Dude.

Squishmitten Got Me

I've Put Worse Things In My Mouth Than Cicadas

Does That Make It 4 Holes? Or 6?

Butt Plugs & Chess Be Like PB&J

Ruth's Leather Cheerio Needs Attention

Not THOSE Lips And Assholes

Think About Someone Stretching You Out

When To Use The C-Word For Kids

I Like My Women Like I Like My Yaks

3 Hours For One Titty

I Can't Just Sit Over Here In A Puddle All Morning

Ryan Seacrunt Is THEEEEE WORST

That's A Well Traveled Puss

I Can Smell The Ball Soup

May I Touch Your Wrinkle?

So Yeasty

That Meeting Was Nothing But Dicks

Don't You Dare Make A Cream Pie Joke

Is That A Zucchini In Your Pants Or Some Other Vegetable IDK About

Is That The Part That Hangs Down Er No?

Don't Get A BBL At The Strip Mall

C3PO Was A Little Bitch

Downward Facing Ball Gazer

What's THIS Toe Gonna Do To You?

Wish It Was The Fur Burger Wars

Microplastics Gave Me A Huge Wiener

That's A Good Time To Have A Small Penis

"Vaginas Are Like Dodge Darts"

I Can See That Astronauts Moonrocks

Rim Lickers

Just Put Your Dong Thru The Hole In This Sheet

Not THAT Coin Purse

Rectum Antiques Has A (Chili) Ring To It

Your Mom Like The One Knuckle

Her Fake Orgasm Will Match Your Fake Flowers

We Left Our Love On The Sheets

Do I Have Camel Toe? Er No?

Doing Some Flap Slaps

Booze School w/ Trixie & Fred Swanson

Dirtballs Of A Feather Flock Together - Wait, What?

Bitch Better Have My Money! No, Really, My Dog Ate My Money

Lance Gonzo'd The Window

The Fart Heard Round The World

Amelia Earhart Was A Muff Diver

Bald Eagles Make Bitch Noises

Aliens Are Just Doing Butthole Research

Alyssa Milano Getting Pounded

Let's You Just Drop Them Pants

Peter Schroder from Starkweather Brewing

Take A Pic W/ Weird Bearded Pube Lady

My Unhinged Jaw Thanks You

Mission: Cropdust

Just A Squirrel Lookin' For A Nut

When I Gazed Into Her Brown Eye I Knew It Was Fate

Pay U $20 To Eat This Burrito & Burp On Me

Majestic Dildos Via Drone

Handies For Fruit Stripe Gum

Eating A** For A Hobby Not Survival

Plug Check

Little Debbie Is A Cream Filled Sloot

Caught Pinkeye At Visions. Do Not Pass Go.

That Tree Doesn't Want Your Vagina, Lady

You Can Put Your Fist In Both

Lesbo Slap Fest

Broke And Horny

When In Wawa

Tommy Lee's Hands Be E'erywhere

You're All Shaved And Shiny And Slippery

Your Lips Are Very Loose

Your Soft Membrane Is Kinda Sexy

i CaN lAnD tHiS pLaNe BrO

Grab A Boob & Hold On For 8 Seconds

I Assure You, Nothing Is Wrong WIth Your Vag

Tripped, Fell, Landed On His _____

Who Brings Blow To Thanksgiving?

I'm Not Sure That's An Approved Lube

The Golden Bachelor Is A Frosted Turd

Lacey Chabert Got Out Of Her Cage Again

We Lost A Lot Of Good Wiener Out There

Don't Gamble On A One Buck Burrito

Meet My Meat In The Parking Lot

Put This Down Your Hatch

We Have A Communal Girdle

If All Women Were Topless It Would Be Complete Chaos

Ain't Nothin' Wrong With Wearing Ma's Pantyhose

My Dildo Got Delivered To Your House By Mistake

The Lonely Ones Emotionally Gape For Us

Toss Some Salad With The In-Laws

Long Live The Snow Penis

This Beer Tastes Like Pee

I'll Be The Lonely, Horny Truck Driver

U Munched Pizza I Munched Carpet

3rd Degree Semen Burns

Finally, An Invite To A Diaper Party

Put Your Gimp Mask On & Go To Bed

Put On The Daddy Saddle

It's Mostly Spongey

It's Not As Big As I Thought It Would Be

That Stripper Is Pretty Thin

Real Men Schmear

Let's Hear Your Orgasm Noises

Let's Talk Bush Maintenance

I'll Take The Bored Out Hole

Ridin' Me Dirty

Who Drew These Dicks On My Bag

Sleep Hard, You P*ssy

Different Cave of The Mounds, Dude.

A Man Can Buy Another Man A Seashell And It Not Be Gay

Bedroom Pills & Bathroom Cams

Meditate, Masturbate, Manifest

I Put The Kaw Kaw In Cock

We Have A Firm Grip On The Wiener

Rupert Holmes Should Be Ashamed

Do You Still Have Your BJ Card?

Sasha Grey Kinda Ruined Semen For Me

Why The Obsession About Genitals

3 Dollar Sub Y'all

Ima Stay Home N Slap My Salmon

Sometimes I Just Eat A Plate Of Cheese For Dinner

Matt Chat!!! Matthew McDonough of Mudvayne

The Big O Er No

Oddly Aroused By That Security Footage

These Jorts Make My Junk Look Amazing

We Forgive You, Milli Vanilli

Fear Boner In Play

Invite That Old Crotch Over For Dinner

Go To Fantasy: Jennifer Aniston In Kneepads

Leigh Kakatay of Pop Evil Checks In!

Tripod Was My Nickname In High School

Speak Into My Pants Microphone

Wiener Wonderland

His Tiny Wiener Is Everyone's Problem Now

Pumpkin Spice Butthole Is The Flavor Of The Season

HR Sluts

Snap Into This Slim Jim

*Eggplant Emoji * Peach Emoji * Squirt Emoji

How Can I Be Gayer? Broadcast From A Vagina?

Madonna's 65 But Her Vag Is Only 24

Does This Look Infected?

I'm Gonna Get A Tattoo Of A Tattoo

Butthole Binoculars

Slap That Bologna Right Here

That Bitch Took Away Our Ice Cream

Jeremy Piven Is Our Best Friend Now

Prepare Your Butthole For Alien Invasion

Is That Aioli On Your Chin, Er No?

All Up In Your Guts

Cocaine Sharks And Bear Attacks

Kevin Bozeman Crashed The Broadcast

If I'm Getting Hazed There Better Be Something Up My Butt

Bezos Can Suck This

Death By Kim Kar On My Face

Your Moms House Is A Greasing Palace

Come To My Bunker And Spread The Cheeks

He Showed His Seam To The Casino

13 Pound Baby Is Comin' For Your Porkchops

He's Not Staring At Your Ass, He's Blind FFS

The Bluffs Got Eyes, Brah

"Why Is My Wiener So Small?" -Danger

That Nice Old Lady Taught Me What A Queef Was

Johnny's Got The Clap

Breakfast Titties & Governor Boners

Why Is This Asshole Crying?

Corey Taylor Is The GOAT

RESET THE SIMULATION!

The Submersible Went Down Like Your Mom

He Shushed Her During Sex

I Called In To Work W/ A Sprained Camel Toe Once

I Would Know, I Bought Her Old Toilet

And Then Charlie Sheen Shoved A Cucumber Up His Blank

I'd Buy Her Used Diaper

That Fish Ain't Free

Your Kinky Ass Is Killing The Planet

I've Been Recruited By The Camel Toe Wrestling League

Whiskey Tits Please

Congrats To My "Gradutate"

Tom Cruise Pube Sprinkle

That Is NOT A Thumb, Brah.

Colombo In Heat

Come Over Here And Let Me Fix Your Dry Mouth

Touch My Textured Cheese Flap

She Swallowed Brats Whole & That's How We Knew

Your Stepdad Should Not Be Your Top Subscriber On OnlyFans

Fireworks! Cheese! Dildos! THIS EXIT!

What Are You, About A Size 14? YUP

No One Wants To Touch This Turd

I Learned How To Suck Toes At Morning Show Boot Camp

All You Can Eat Taco Bar In My Pants

That Bush Took A Beating

If AI Replaces Us Who Will Sleep With Our Listeners?

Dem's Gramma's Boobs

Hug A Dick

Get Your Drunk Ass Back In The Hot Tub, Dude

Enemas & Carwash Wine, Trimmed Pubes & Wasted Times, These Are A Few Of My Favorite Things

School Bus Flashbacks Prove We're All A Buncha Degens

Nutsack & Slit In The Morning

Bobaflex Invades The Sound Lounge

The Crazy Dude Always Ends Up Naked

He Broke In And Shat On My Floor

10% Of Y'all Are Waffle Stompers

Put Me Back In The Cave

The Difference Between Art & Porn Is Pubes

Does That Look Like A Big Old Penis To You?

Putting the C-word In Recycling

He's Hitting Up Whore Depot Fo Sho

Naked And Greased Up On The Trampoline

Bad Times In The Hot Tub With A Mountain Lion

Kid Rock's Tears Make For Great Lube

How'd He Keep His Bitches Straight?

National Shove It Up Your A** Day

Giant Taters At Lake Titicaca

Pizza Just Needs Tubed Meat To Be Perfect

Old Money Hates New Taters

He's Just Leaving Baby Batter All Over Your Sheets

Gimme Some O' That Sweet Diaper Money

The Lonely Ones Inspire A Danger Roast

And Then Dude Jumped Out Of The Trunk

I'd Get In Granny's Crevice Fo Sho

Totes Jacobes

It's A Monday Full Of A**holes

That's A Giant Effin' Ball Of Twine

Ol' Iron Crotch Been Doin' Radio For 71 Years

Finally, Beer For The Whole Family

I'd Love To Die Drowning In Pie

Ask Her About Her Dumpster Days

Giant Taters Covered The Great Plains

Drawing Wieners Under The Pale Moon Light

It's Like Make A Wish For D**k

Sorry About Your Vulva Vacancy

Even With A Billboard That Dude Can't Get Laid

Check Out My Band - Pulsating Vulva

Load And Unload

Has Anyone Ever Done A Pushup w/ Their D**k

Keep Your Fingers To Yourself, Sir.

Cocaine Bear > Cocaine DJ

Warm Sushi Sounds .... Awful.

Trust Me, My Throat Has Been More Uncomfortable Than Yours

It's A 100% Legit Mexican Standoff

The Boner Hath Risen

Slap It Around Your Face A Bit

That's Not The Only Pie I Want

Flap N Nap?

How Long Is Your Taint

Load Free Since The Packers Won The Super Bowl

Trouble In Wiener Paradise

You Need To Keep Your Slow Hand To Yourself

I Can Crack 2 Girls' Backs At The Same Time

"Start Slow And Then Jam It Home"

Look At This Sad DJ

Are Those Throwing Stars In Your Pants?

Thickwood, The Groundhog

Peeps: Brought To You By Cocaine

Your Ex From HS Had Smelly Balls

There's A Dead Cat In A Cooler In My Garage

Face Full Of Dorothy

Hot Tub Full Of Chili

I'm Going On Pornhub On A Work Computer

Not A Fan Of Roast Beef But I Like The Look Of It

His Mom Served In The Whore Army

Lookin' For A Ball Professional

The Tuna Jerked Him Off

Then She Turned Around Again And Flashed Her Vagina

Feels Like Sitting On Jell-O

Everyone Gets Run Over By The P*ssy Wagon

We All Have 2 Flaps

In Ohio We Called It The Hairy Buffalo

Just Cuz Everyone Is Effing Their Sister Doesn't Mean You Should Too

"Biatch, You Can't Sleep With My Mom."

Is that Patrick Swayze or Queefer Sutherland?

Slap Some Tits On Vince Neil In 1987 & That's A Hot Bitch

He Meant The Jelly Was Semen

It's MY Day To Be The C-Word

Walruses Jerk It Too, Ya Know

I Put The Ho In Holidays

Nikki May Have Killed The Fake At 8

The Titty Elbow Burst

There's A Xmas Tree Flying Towards My Face

I Didn't Mean To Hurt Your Wiener's Feelings

Betty Lou Had A Bad Friggin' Day

Noel & Her Big Hangers

You Have A Boil Where?

And That Is How You End Up In A Basement

Fame On Fire Has A Pants Banana

That Bitch Took On A Rabid Raccoon And Won!!

Santaphobic Dude Is Full Of S***

I'll Show You A Hot Pocket...IN MY PANTS

You Got Tittie Elbow

The Polterwiener Mostly Comes Out At Night... Mostly

Check Out That Low Swingin' Fickell

That Bitch Is A Donkey

From Here On Out You Are Old Gravy

Pistols At Dawn Opened Up Pandora's C*n*

Deb and Dan Carey Are Our Biggest Fans Ever

From Cockermouth To Lickey End

"It Was A Long Day With My Buttplug In"

Bring Me Yung Thong, Not Too Young Though

Is Your Baby A Pussy?

Enjoy The Hot Tub 3 Way & The Yeast Infection That Follows

Can I Say "Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Vibrating Male Masturbator" On The Air

If You Lay An Egg I'll Eat It

At The End Of The Universe Is Madonna's Old Ass Vagina

It Doesn't Count If It's Over The Pants

Good Hard Cash For This Beat Up Beaver Pelt

She Dropped Her Taters Out At Trick or Treating

Give Her A McRib & Drag Her Ass Outta Here

I'm Gonna Have Pus On My Face... WITH ONE S

He Blew His Load At The Corn Maze

Do You Still Hear The Screaming Of The Sluts, Clarice?

This Lesbo LOVES Tubed Meat

I Wish Andy Dick Would Grope ME

What DuFek!?

Now You're A Man Man Man

"'Makin' Whoopee?' What Is It 1940?"

Ayron Jones Goes Balls Deep In Shuffle Feel (She Sounds Nice)

Weekend At Bernies But With Just A Finger

Pay This Forward *Thrusts Crotch Violently"

Pray The Sperm Away

You're My Lil' Sweet N Sour Pork

You've Died Of Dysentery

Bring The Poo To A Rolling Boil

Velma Needs To Sit On My Face ASAP

*Sniffs Chair* "Chair Butter."

Have This Soup Then We Will Pillowfight

"Comes w/ Auto Blowjay Function" *add to cart*

Get You A Schwann Brother

Her Box Smells Like Smoked Beef Jerky

How Do I Win The Anal War At Home?

No Violence Until I've Had Coffee

Sausage Queen of Spring Green

That's 8 Knuckles In Your Mom

Kung Pao Chicken Ass Kickin'

Why Would You Put That On Your Dick, Brah?

Yaaaaaar Er No

Your Shawnty Hunt Is Showing

"It's A Dick, Ladies & Gentlemen."

I Shall Call Him On His Anal Beads

School Bus Drivers From Hell

You Can't Buy Hookers On A Work Trip, Officer.

Swamp People Baptism

Stop Putting That In Your Penis

"Come To The Baseball Park & See Baby Dick!"

Turns Out, We're Whores

Paddle This

The DDs That Broke Madison

Get Some Knucks In Your Squish Mitten

Your Dad's World Record Ain't Sh**

Pokin around on your mom

Stop singing A-Holes

Horny Chicks and Golden Tee

Super saggy flex

Playing with our pickle...ball

Give me a watch you Dicks!

Purse Pissin and Pizza

Frat House’s and Floppy Discs

Hot Girls Dropping Logs

It's Moist and Damp and Dripping

Big Dick Dale Ain't Effin' Around

Sir Loins - That's Your Stripper Name, Right?

Cheese Dick Turned Into Dick Cheese

The Cougar Camper

The Punchiest Place On Earth

The Legend Of Danger's Prom Sasquatch

It Sounds Like When You Stir Mac N Cheese

Think Of The Knuckle Children, Would You?

This Wing Flavored Lip Gloss Goes On Which Lips?

Let's Get Drunk And Cry About Pussy

Imagine Elon Grunting, Sweating, & Thrusting On Top Of You

He's Just Layin There Sweatin' Creme Puffs

That Robot's Gotta Grip

More Like Dicketmaster

Put The Velveeta Vodka Down

I Find Brat Mustard VERY Offensive

Buttholes Are Like Vampires

Cram It Where You Can

Give Her The Ol' Grizzly Knuckle

I'd Like To Bronze Your Finger

The Good Ol' 6 Inch Thumb In The Zipper Prank

The Flex Lane Is Going To Kill Us All

Semen and Signed Baseballs

Ticks The Size Of Chihuahuas

The Drone Got My Cow Pregnant!

They Found Him In A Pile Of Sweat And Dongs

Your Butthole Isn't Special

Is The Blowhole A Portal To Hell?

Never Met A 3 Fingered Man You Didn't Like

The Whistling Scrotum Strikes!

Team Bison and Team Driveway Peer All Day E'eryday

Then Larry Air Dropped A Junk Pic

Mailbox Lasagna Is What I Gave Your Mom

It's A Mac Off

Garbanzo Beans Don't Pee On Your Face

You Don't Know Where That Back Scratcher Has Been

Bring Me Ye Leathery Squish Mitten

Ol' Half Chub Is A Lucky Man

Tom Hanks Has Had Enough

Team Building, Tombstone Swearing, Rollercoaster Ridin

Thomas Jefferson: Statesman, Lawyer, Architect, Pussy.

Just A Tortoise Looking For A Hole

Your Butt Can Only Handle 14

Where Is The Meteor?

I Had Sex With Crazy And GTHO

Don't Kink Shame Otters, Brah

I'm Ordering JNCOs As We Speak

Just Bitchslap That Black Bear

YOU'VE ENTERED THE BOLOGNA DOME

You'll Pry This Pizza Sauce From My Fat Dead Hands

And Then That Dummy Got A Horn In The Ass

"Google Big Lesbian Naked Statues"

Just Hang It Over The Side

Scared Of Heights And Wieners

Zero Effs Today

2 Pumps Is More Than Enough

I'll Have The Semen Salad

THERE'S A BEAR IN THE HOUSE!

Look At My Dong Garden!

She Took On An Eagle With Her Tiddy Out

D**ks Out For Harambe!

There's No MILF Randomly Texting You For Sex, Brah.

There's Semen All Over My Yard

Vanilla Musk You Stupid Bitch!

Madonna's Vag Has Us Confused And Dismayed

Classic Bucket-O-Pee Blitz

Kibble 4 A Cause

Just Here For The Cooz

ARANDA In The JJO Sound Lounge

Trapper Ray Is On The Way!

Dear Mom, Here's A Trip To Poundtown

Stick Your Finger In The Metaphorical Dike

U Have 24 Hours To Use This Coupon Or You Self Destruct

That Grandma Can Kick My Ass Any Day

Put That Thumbs Up Emoji Straight Up Your Butthole

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?

Beef Strokin' Off

Eff You, Mars! It's EARTH Day!

Shut Up & Drink, You Baby!

How High Are You FFS?

Hit The Showers!

Egg Hunts Are For Pussies

Team Pat McCrotch

Does This Dumbbell Make My Butt Look Big

Good Thing She's Not Allergic To Penis

Lord Of The Onion Rings

Rib Drop

Don't Put Strange Hose In Your Mouth

Just Rub A Cream On It

More Like A NOT Air Balloon

You Ain't That Straight

Danger Loves A Good Glaze

Don't Bring A Machete To A Gun Fight

From Mormon To Whoremom

Dat Bitch SOLD Danger's Bike!!!

The Slap Heard Round The World

Putting the Cock in National Cocktail Day

No Burpees For Her!

Bringin' Wacky Back!

Fame on Fire In Studio!

They Call Me Dr Glove

You Put What Where Now?

The Flex Lane Is Now Known As The RBL

DIRTY HONEY IN STUDIO!!!!

Mustard Means Business

Literally Nothing You Said Was Accurate

Just Poop At Work Already!

We Are Salty

Mom's Spaghetti

"NUCLEAR THERMAL WAR AGAINST THE WORLD!"

Dude. Put Some Underwear On.

9.5 ABV at 7:30 In The Morning

It's WOF If You're In The Know

Dumb and Happy

What Do You Call 100 Penises in One Room?

Danger's Wife Left Him For Kid Rock For Sure

"I Just Never Thought We'd Be On The Air Arguing About Lavender"

Great Parenting, Y'all!

Has Everyone Lost Their Damn Mind?

Juwan Howard Is Punching Everyone

Hot Mess of a Morning Show

My Cabin Done Disappeared!

Motorized Suitcase Needed For My Trip To Space

Book That Trip To Nantucket!

The Big Game Wrap Up

Ice Fishing Hookers

Ye, Dolly, Saget and Pizza

"Where is the vulva?"

Radio Freedom

Just Chug This Alfredo Sauce

Art? Er No?

Grocery Shopping Is Hard

"Spring Is Coming."

I'll Take The Keg Of Chili Cheese, Please.

Not Johnny Fever!!!

Siggel COW er Siggle KOE

Danger Has The Greatest Life Hack Ever

Danger Is Back And Hates Everyone

What Happened To His Nips?

The Mondayest of Mondays

Worst Timeline Ever!!

THE COPS FOUND US

Bust Out The JNCOs

So. Many. Stupid. MFers. Everywhere.

Team Pete Davidson All Day E'eryDay

If You Wanna Get Laid Leave That Mask On

Escalators Were Invented To Eat People

Where Do Shopping Carts Go?

Owls, Extreme Rescues, and Tornados

Very Heavy On Buttholes

Reset The Simulation Everything Is So Dumb RN

That's Not What Pansexual Means

Godspeed, Fart Lady

Ugly Jewelry and Ass Eating

Who Gets 2 OWIs In One Day FFS?

We Have No Effs Cuz It's Xmas Break

This Commercial Sounds Terrible

The Bit Ain't The Only Thing She's Chompin'

Toys, Foot Massages and Road Rage

Launch Betty White's Ass to Space

How Did We Live Through Our Childhood?

Where Did That Hand Come From?

Toe Santa Is Comin' To Town

Step Away From the Beef Jerky & From Mr Lightfoot

Those Effing Otters Tried To Eat That Dude!

This Fire Smells Like Chicken

Your Dog Is Fat & Your Horse Is Dead

WTF is in your b-hole & wtf is growing in your nose?

Ya Gotta Know When To Fold 'Em & When To Light This Bitch On Fire

The Pizza Tragedy of 2021

Cash Them Gov't Chex!

12 Days of Sex and Gwar

Gathering of the Cousin Eddies

Witches, Sporks, Broken Boners and WKRP

Don't Bring a Turd Bazooka to a Snake Fight

Jeez Der It's Deer Camp Kick Off Dontcha Know

Apostrophe this a-hole!

Amazong B-Hole Sammich

Train Trouble, Burger Smash, Asshole Test, and Skin

Old Fashioneds and New Remakes

Put All Of This In Your Mouth

Oh The Humanity! ... Or Whatever He Said

Rimming Your Way Through the Holidays

Kidnappers, Maskholes and nips, oh my!

A Potato After Our Hearts

Taters Out For Morning Drinkin'

That's an Old Effing Boat

Cranberry Sauce 4 Life, Brah

Ribs, Rodgers and Regerts