Kings of Con: The Podcast

Citing our favorite authors, Machete's being sighted and a walk through dating sites....

We've got Norton's Donuts, Dick's Knicks and Robbie's Ru-Ro on a brand new episode!

It's Rich's movie minute, taking a trip down Hollywood Squares and casting the All In The Speight sitcom.

New jingle, new needle for Bobby's heels, and a walk down Hollywood memory lane...

Are you ready to play the Feud? And other fun out of date references, bandied about with no regard to time or place.

Rob and Rich reunite after a few weeks away. Lots of catching up to do here. Lots of unnecessary jokes too. 

Rob and Rich view into the rearview and review their viewing of the re-view of the Oscar's Review

Apropos that this is episode 4.20 because there is (spoiler alert) talk about weed. And also (spoiler alert) talk about spoiler alerts. And Rich is the new Award Show guy!

A visit from friend of the podcast Hank Chilton, covers you didn't know were covers and a walk through Richard's technology education.

He's Johnny Lettuce, I'm Tommy Tomato....Rob and Rich break down the football game like two guys who have very limited knowledge of football and are least likely to throw you a pass.

It's the "this old home" edition of the Kings of Con. Plus Super Bowl preview and Rob's Grammy report! 

Rich finally sees Misha's show, Rob's a fomoholic and Slow times at Ridgemont High...

It's 2026! Kicking it off with our signature brand of frank and funny. He's Frank, I'm Funny.

We could tell you what it's about ,or we could give you Zoom's synopsis. It's true but lacks comedy: Rob and Rich explored family dynamics, accents, and the history of the Lindy Hop dance while testing a new video setup. They shared various personal experiences, including a recent convention in Brazil, a dinner with friends, and social observations about changing drinking habits and generational differences in relationships.

Rich teaches Rob what a Brazilian really is. And trying to "adapt" to outlets in Brazil. Plus The Hays/Speight, Benedict/Connell Thanksgiving report!

Lots to go over about our weekend - plus we find out that Rob is an introverted extrovert and Rich is an I-know-everyone everywhere-trovert.

We've got that Sports report you never asked for, a surprise visit to Viv, and a sexy secret!

This one is chock full of laughs, trips down SNAP lane. And a surprise guest whose name rhymes with Smuth Connell!

This starts as a somber one so get on your serious cap. Strange times out there. But soon the mood lightens with talk that includes the revelation: poop aint cool.

You wanna talk tall people, road rage and book recommendations? Well, you've come to the right episode. 

We've got "Rich People" stories, Rob's new nickname and senior superlatives. Dick Gnomes and Wang Stenciler are on the case!

Hail storms, Machete flies and pipe guys on an all new episode!

We're back and we've got lots of nonsense to discuss. Wimbledon, Emmy noms and John Text, the Father of Texting.

We've got identity theft. We've got late Oscar picks. And of course, tasteful nudes.

We got a great one for you: Kripke and Rob's wang, Frank rocks his socks off and a special appearance by Audrey Benedict!

What a show! Rob has a computer breakdown, Rich does his terrifying "cat voice" and an exlusive interview with college bound Steve Speight!

Well this certainly is exciting. We made it FOUR (arbitrary) SEASONS!! We cover it all in this Season 4 Premiere Episode -- Skarsgaards, Nosfaratu the comedy, and Flo from the show Alice.

We are talking about winning a Po'scar? Rich's state of the Union, and apparently, a small chair of Rob's.

Rich has exciting tales from his one stop tour of Virginia with the band, while Rob is lost in his dongles.

Rob and his California Sobriety. Plus Grammy, Saturn Awards AND Super Bowl wrap ups! And once again Rich has fun with a certain planet whose name rhymes with...Uranus.

What's this? TWO podcasts in one week? Do your ears deceive you? Well probably (especially as you age), but ALSO NO! Indeed we're back already. It's the Oscar nominations announcement, the Can You Hear Me Now guy and the state of January 2025.

Look for Uranus on Jan 25! Plus, retelling top 5 karaoke memories, social media blackouts and ruminations on Zuckerberg. It's action packed folks!

Two under-qualified middle aged dudes with an iPhone try to figure out what the hell is happening. Watch us try to interpret this fire in real time. 

Back to the basics -- Rob dodges Rich's rumor mill of lies. And watch the miracle that happens as you start to believe them as truth.

Welcome to the flow. Find a nice place to put out your mat, make sure you have plenty of elbow room. We'll begin with a nice stretch. Say "shrimp" as you exhale.

....merrily merrily merrily merrily life is but a dream! Sure, we start the show pretty low in spirits but we are soon ROTFL because what else you gonna do!??

Well it's finally here. At least we think it is.

Rich throws down the gauntlet: anyone who comes to The Boys convention in New Jersey on October 26 or 27 and sings the "Ro-bert" song at Rob's Autograph table gets a free signed copy of Rob's solo CD. It's an event for the ages.

We break down the new trend of not knowing Bobby, Rich does a deep dive of Rob's drinking habits in Scotland and a quick better late than never Emmy Recap!

Brainstorming a new Partreon tier, the correct pronunciation of Rahberht, and a recurring song from Rich!

We discuss Rob's popcorn obsession, looking for Jason Manns and Rich has his LIVE from the DNC Report! (except he's not there and it's not live)

Other title options included: Mo to My Curly, Possibly Porky's, Cilantro vs. Parsley, Glownuts and RUTH! 

We've got a pitch for a new show involving Liv Tyler living with Rob's mother Viv. PLUS: Rob's Olympic Report! And Rich goes to a Music Festival in Oregon and Rob's not invited!

Why people love Joseph, Oregon and How Rob is like Spicoli. On this week's episode.

As promised...we're back in action! The summer is half over (or almost over in Rich's glass empty eyes) and we're in full swing. We've got medical system woes, high altitude Dick, and our favorite third party: the Libraritarians.

It's time Mike represents. Plus: Rich's kids' scam, pilot stories and tales from the Boys...

We've got the Pearl Jam concert review, a breakdown of the demise of Red Lobster -- plus Rich met someone who doesn't know Rob

It's the Jack Daniel's Performing Circus! We've got spinning plates, guns being swallowed, dogs balancing in chairs and more guns! 

These are indeed weird times and this is a weird podcast. We've got Sphinx Sphincters in Spanx. That's about all you need to know.

Everything you'd want in an episode: Lube, Rich's friend who goes by the name "Friend's Name" and Rob's street name "Toothpaste In A Tube". Did we say Lube?