Life In Paradise
by Brandon Harper
Once US small business owner, now living in Nicaragua. Own a sailboat charter biz. Listen to get a taste of life from a gringo/’s perspective living in San Juan del Sur, Nica. [email protected]
Episodes
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Don’t Sue Me Bro Links Below!
Email me with issues: [email protected] Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5aPLUdPCNNnTHk4LatvAns Apple / iOS https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-sue-me-bro-with-brandon-harper/id1687756252 Spotify For Podcasters https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dontsuemebro
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Calling it quits!, The end of an era, progression of rocket engines, Broken planes and hearts, Pickles on the side, Gasoline air freshener, uppity TSA flunky.
Calling it quits!, The end of an era, progression of rocket engines, Broken planes and hearts, Pickles on the side, Gasoline air freshener, uppity TSA flunky.
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Sour about airlines AGAIN, REALLY still covid testing??!?!?!, Tax jacking, credit cards and passwords are archaic, The drastic changes in children interests, Biden is gonna go for round 2!
Ramblings, hollering and calamities about: Sour about airlines AGAIN, REALLY still covid testing??!?!?!, Tax jacking, credit cards and passwords are archaic, The drastic changes in children interests, Biden is gonna go for round 2!
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Inefficient Dr Offices, Space X to the moon!, Rocket math, Chat GPT for president.
You can be offended all you want to. But don't blame me, blame yourself.
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Rollover funds, time wasters R Us, deadlines are lines in the sand, we only respect non western cultures, Recycling is a scam, Biden is mushy brained on Easter AGAIN,
Rollover funds, time wasters R Us, deadlines are lines in the sand, we only respect non western cultures, Recycling is a scam, Biden is mushy brained on Easter AGAIN, muslims be sexist.
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The future of unacceptability, mask disclaimers on planes, I can say that because I’m from there, Ping and Poutine, Where’s the sympathizers?, In the Bening-ing.
The future of unacceptability, mask disclaimers on planes, I can say that because I’m from there, Ping and Poutine, Where’s the sympathizers?, In the Bening-ing.
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Air travel is torturous, I love drunkards on planes, is segregation by choice okay?, Golden nugget, banks are collapsing like a fat guy on a banquet chair.
Air travel is torturous, I love drunkards on planes, is segregation by choice okay?, Golden nugget, banks are collapsing like a fat guy on a banquet chair.
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2/26/23 - Bastardization of words, Don Lemon, Biden best communicator in Whitehouse, Dirty Laundry, wheel chair dog fights, shoplifting with babies.
Bastardization of words, Don Lemon, Biden best communicator in Whitehouse, Dirty Laundry, wheel chair dog fights, shoplifting with babies.
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50 years and nothing bro? Dianne Frankenstein will be 90, NORAD confused KJP, Gubmint refuses new technology, Trumpian Flip Flop, Barber shop dynamics, Junk drawers are brain X-rays.
50 years and nothing bro? Dianne Frankenstein will be 90, NORAD confused KJP, Gubmint refuses new technology, Trumpian Flip Flop, Barber shop dynamics, Junk drawers are brain X-rays.
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Grammys are dumb, AI is taking over - be ready, Who is whoopsie Goldberg?, I want to live in fear, Redeeming qualities, Eggconomics, creepy dough marbles.
Grammys are dumb, AI is taking over - be ready, Who is whoopsie Goldberg?, I want to live in fear, Redeeming qualities, Eggconomics, creepy dough marbles.
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Tribalism at its finest, Climate Change Schimate Change, Anti Antivaxxer update, Biden literally lying, Government websites SUCCCKKKK
Tribalism at its finest, Climate Change Schimate Change, Anti Antivaxxer update, Biden literally lying, Government websites SUCCCKKKK
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Why are politicians robots, Lindsay Scam, Ukraine is corrupt, Biden has it under control, MSM Pfizer, World View Test, Corpse Killer
Why are politicians robots, Lindsay Scam, Ukraine is corrupt, Biden has it under control, MSM Pfizer, World View Test, Corpse Killer
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Be the best at whatever your do. Biden Babble, Biden botches Happy Birthday song, Twitter = Kindergarteners, Bingo Night, What is a leader?
Be the best at whatever your do. Biden Babble, Biden botches Happy Birthday song, Twitter = Kindergarteners, Bingo Night, What is a leader?
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I Heart autist billionaires, Firewood Guy, When do you pull the trigger?, Angry Rib Guy, Kyle Griftenhouse, don’t lack empathy, encourage opinion sharing.
I Heart autist billionaires, Firewood Guy, When do you pull the trigger?, Angry Rib Guy, Kyle Griftenhouse, don’t lack empathy, encourage opinion sharing.
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HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, Screaming at people, Biden tryna talk, Oscar Meyer Weiners, Got AI?
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, Screaming at people, Biden tryna talk, Oscar Meyer Weiners, Got AI?
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Creepy Dough, You’re Fired, Andrew Tater Tot, SBF will walk, Ukraine orgy of corruption, Twitter Spaces, Government transparency
Creepy Dough, You’re Fired, Andrew Tater Tot, SBF will walk, Ukraine orgy of corruption, Twitter Spaces, Government transparency
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Necessity is the driver of innovation, Zelensky Fundraising, You can’t score happiness, Racism in a restaurant, China is failing miserably at covid.
Necessity is the driver of innovation, Zelensky Fundraising, You can’t score happiness, Racism in a restaurant, China is failing miserably at covid.
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12/18/22 - Bad Plumbers, MASK UPDATE, Brilliant branding, Bohemian Rhapsody, Special caller, Biden Babble, no - you can not have my guns
Bad Plumbers, MASK UPDATE, Brilliant branding, Bohemian Rhapsody, Special caller, Biden Babble, no - you can not have my guns
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You’re Not The Boss of Us!
Statistical discomfort, Nano NoNo Biden babble, More Twitter insight, Chamir’s introductory appearance, we can joke about whatever we want, you’re not the joke boss.
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FREE SPEECH BICHEZZZZZZ
FREE SPEECH, Nothing ever happens to these people, Elon is creating a culture shift, why do some people like free things so much?, Racism without violence is an opinion.
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What a 10% GDP drop might look like. We missed the mark on regulations. China be wildin out. 4 generations of observations.
What a 10% GDP drop might look like. We missed the mark on regulations. China be wildin out. 4 generations of observations.
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FTX Update, Big Tech is about to shrink, Twitter status, Mattress Mack vs Joe Biden
FTX Update, Big Tech is about to shrink, Twitter status, Mattress Mack vs Joe Biden
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11/13/22 THE END OF THE WORLD, the mid term erections, Beto blew it all, Crypto is DEAD!, Welcome to Sam Bankman Scam-land, FTX mushroom cloud
11/13/22 THE END OF THE WORLD, the mid term erections, Beto blew it all, Crypto is DEAD!, Welcome to Sam Bankman Scam-land, FTX mushroom cloud
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The candy industry, Biden is lying and confused yet again. Biden puts them in chains. DO NOT VOTE if……. We are owned by “them”. Even satire hurts their feelings.
The candy industry, Biden is lying and confused yet again. Biden puts them in chains. DO NOT VOTE if……. We are owned by “them”. Even satire hurts their feelings. Come on Eileen Bad and Boujee
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10/30/22 Why big gov wants to control Big Tech, The true meaning of conspiracy theories. Politics is no longer limited to politicians. Why people like Trump so much. WHAT IS WOKE?
Why big gov wants to control Big Tech, The true meaning of conspiracy theories. Politics is no longer limited to politicians. Why people like Trump so much. WHAT IS WOKE? Go GATAH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgbBP9Em00A&t=149s
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Kayne is my new _______. Powerful people twitter fight, what could go wrong? We’re being controlled by the media - PROOF. Ethnicity on ballots?
Kayne is my new _______. Powerful people twitter fight, what could go wrong? We’re being controlled by the media - PROOF. Lets put ethnicity on ballots. Biden is truly sorry. Latarian Milton for president.
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Biden Babbles about dead people, Jill Biden, Who exploded the pipe?, Puoutine do be hatin USA, Price controls lead to shortages, Payday candy bar changing name. Billion, million, trillion, billion
Biden Babbles about dead people, Jill Biden, Who exploded the pipe?, Puoutine do be hatin USA, Price controls lead to shortages, Payday candy bar changing name. Billion, million, trillion, billion
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Whole White Baby, Dollar Milkshake Theory, Janet Yellen, Collapsing currencies, that’s my data fool!, Biden can’t talk, its okay to laugh,
Whole White Baby, Dollar Milkshake Theory, Janet Yellen, Collapsing currencies, that's my data fool!, Biden can't talk, its okay to laugh. FREE DONNA GOODEAU
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Lets get physical, The Queen and 9/11, Banking as we know it is archaic. Here’s why you can’t start and stop the economy. Martha’s Vineyard’s newest residents. PredictIT is dead.
Lets get physical, The Queen and 9/11, Banking as we know it is archaic. Here’s why you can’t start and stop the economy. Martha’s Vineyard’s newest residents. PredictIT is dead. Bitcoin vs idiots. Cyber warfare.
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Price Controls, Lyin Biden the Pedo, Dopey Dads, Raise your kids to make decisions, Nordstrom 1 pipeline, welcome to clown town, We gotta learn.
Price Controls, Lyin Biden the Pedo, Dopey Dads, Raise your kids to make decisions, Nordstrom 1 pipeline, welcome to clown town, We gotta learn.
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Biden Bashing, More Biden Bashing, Unpopular opinions about climate change and “giving back”. Al Green thinks polar bears are drowning. More Biden bashing, Pelosi is the best stock trader ever.
Biden Bashing, More Biden Bashing, Unpopular opinions about climate change and “giving back”. Al Green thinks polar bears are drowning. More Biden bashing, Pelosi is the best stock trader ever.
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College Loan Debacle, The Boomer Bust is coming, The actual cause of inflation, Solyndra scammed us all, We never learn
College Loan Debacle, The Boomer Bust is coming, The actual cause of inflation, Solyndra scammed us all, We never learn
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8/21/22 - Don’t accuse me of that, Biden Babble, Aliens, Ya’ll don’t be patient!, trust scientists but not economists, Zuckerberg is a liar, we’re not as dumb as they think we are
8/21/22 - Don't accuse me of that, Biden Babble, Ya'll don't be patient!, trust scientists but not economists, Zuckerberg is a liar, we're not as dumb as they think we are.
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Inflation increase act, muslim hate crimes, we don’t ”need more ________ people”, USA hotel breakfasts, political warfare, the model T and other nonesnsical ramblings
Inflation increase act, muslim hate crimes, we don't "need more ________ people", USA hotel breakfasts, political warfare, the model T and other nonesnsical ramblings
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My titles aren’t Cringe!, changing Econ definitions, Select the crosswalks, BEEF FEST 2022, What is hedging?, Dogs in harnesses tells me all I need to know about the owners.
My titles aren't Cringe!, changing Econ definitions, Select the crosswalks, BEEF FEST 2022, What is hedging?, Dogs in harnesses tells me all I need to know about the owners.
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Inflation Deep Dive, CNN blows it, Beta O Rourke, Biden has cancer, Crypto talk, NO DRILLING PERIOD, Pelosi capital investments
Inflation Deep Dive, CNN blows it, Beta O Rourke, Biden has cancer, Crypto talk, NO DRILLING PERIOD, Pelosi capital investments
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Blackface, Oil Prices, Maxine Worthless, Barbara Jordan is LEGEND, The Great Reset, Unwind policy, Sri Lanka,
Blackface, Oil Prices, Maxine Worthless, Barbara Jordan is LEGEND, The Great Reset, Unwind policy, Sri Lanka,
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
My thoughts: Freedom, Independence, and America. I'm over Biden. Ukraine is a money grab. Pay your "fair share"! America used to stand for something. Actors in the Whitehouse? AYFKM?
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6/5/22 - Social Media is the problem, Biden vs Inflation, YEEHAW GUNS!, Its all how you raise them, dogs are not humans, Buy a shotgun, why are we only talking about certain killings?
6/5/22 - Social Media is the problem, Biden vs Inflation, YEEHAW GUNS!, Its all how you raise them, dogs are not humans, Buy a shotgun, why are we only talking about certain killings?
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5/29/22 - Memorial Day, We have problems, Crypto update, Macro Outlook Angry Brisket Buyer, Its all how you raise them, Capitalism rewards work!
5/29/22 - Memorial Day, We have problems, Crypto update, Macro Outlook Angry Brisket Buyer, Its all how you raise them, Capitalism rewards work!
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I hate technology, corruption in government, trans kids eye roll, price controls / gouging / fixing, life as a small business owner, don’t take the bait.
I hate technology, corruption in government, trans kids eye roll, price controls / gouging / fixing, life as a small business owner, don't take the bait.
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I heart Mexican people! - Jill Biden Spanish Lessons - Roe Vs Wade is a waste of time - Flip Flop politicians - the irony found in policy. JUST WEAR THE MASK!
I heart Mexican people! - Jill Biden Spanish Lessons - Roe Vs Wade is a waste of time - Flip Flop politicians - the irony found in policy. JUST WEAR THE MASK!
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5/1/22 Minister of Truth, Biden Can’t say kleptocracy, The reality of Facebook,, Time travel, Warren Buffett LOVES BITCOIN!!
Don't trust me, do your own research!
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EQUITY and InclusionFor The Dept of edumocation, Countries gotta be rich to go green, Kamala word buffet, STOP it with the rules and regulations, Extremists don’t win elections, The MAGA party,.
EQUITY and InclusionFor The Dept of edumocation, Countries gotta be rich to go green, Kamala word buffet, STOP it with the rules and regulations, Extremists don't win elections, The MAGA party, Big Tech is being groveled by the gubmint, Bill Gates Business Model
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Casey Cassim Meltdown, Business with other cultures, Group A vs group B,COVID Big picture, Biden Clap Track, NOT A JOKE
Casey Cassim Meltdown, Business with other cultures, Group A vs group B,COVID Big picture, Biden Clap Track, NOT A JOKE Boe Jiden's attempt to win the world record for saying NOT A JOKE the most times in a speech. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzRAuB62Qk8
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4/10/22 - Pinche Tornadoes, Hunter is going down (not on hookers), Boe Jiden has a stroke on stage, Cool Kid circles, Mr T / Racism, Crime y punishment.
4/10/22 - Pinche Tornadoes, Hunter is going down (not on hookers), Boe Jiden has a stroke on stage, Cool Kid circles, Mr T / Racism, Crime y punishment.
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Day of Rants - Black on black slaps, Don’t kill aggression, I’m an IPA guy, Cost of acquisition of politicians, Biden discombobulated on stage, Kamala babble.
Day of Rants - Black on black slaps, Don't kill aggression, I'm an IPA guy, Cost of acquisition of politicians, Biden discombobulated on stage, Kamala babble.
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Heath n DA House - All things money, from a real life financial advisor.
There's always someone out there who knows more than you do. Heath Lauseng is one of them.
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109 -Weak leadership, St Patty’s Day, Dirtbikes racing in my yard, call me racist, I HATE TECHNOLOGY, I’m a old grumpy man, Lets laugh at things, we can’t accommodate everyone all the time.
Weak leadership, St Patty's Day, Dirtbikes racing in my yard, call me racist, I HATE TECHNOLOGY, I'm n old grumpy man, Lets laugh at things, we can't accommodate everyone all the time
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BH breaks down the supply chain breakdown in simple terms
BH breaks down the supply chain breakdown in simple terms
About this show
Once US small business owner, now living in Nicaragua. Own a sailboat charter biz. Listen to get a taste of life from a gringo/’s perspective living in San Juan del Sur, Nica. [email protected]
Hosted by
Brandon Harper