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Calling it quits!, The end of an era, progression of rocket engines, Broken planes and hearts, Pickles on the side, Gasoline air freshener, uppity TSA flunky.

Sour about airlines AGAIN, REALLY still covid testing??!?!?!, Tax jacking, credit cards and passwords are archaic, The drastic changes in children interests, Biden is gonna go for round 2!

Inefficient Dr Offices, Space X to the moon!, Rocket math, Chat GPT for president.

Rollover funds, time wasters R Us, deadlines are lines in the sand, we only respect non western cultures, Recycling is a scam, Biden is mushy brained on Easter AGAIN,

The future of unacceptability, mask disclaimers on planes, I can say that because I’m from there, Ping and Poutine, Where’s the sympathizers?, In the Bening-ing.

Air travel is torturous, I love drunkards on planes, is segregation by choice okay?, Golden nugget, banks are collapsing like a fat guy on a banquet chair.

2/26/23 - Bastardization of words, Don Lemon, Biden best communicator in Whitehouse, Dirty Laundry, wheel chair dog fights, shoplifting with babies.

50 years and nothing bro? Dianne Frankenstein will be 90, NORAD confused KJP, Gubmint refuses new technology, Trumpian Flip Flop, Barber shop dynamics, Junk drawers are brain X-rays.

Grammys are dumb, AI is taking over - be ready, Who is whoopsie Goldberg?, I want to live in fear, Redeeming qualities, Eggconomics, creepy dough marbles.

Tribalism at its finest, Climate Change Schimate Change, Anti Antivaxxer update, Biden literally lying, Government websites SUCCCKKKK

Why are politicians robots, Lindsay Scam, Ukraine is corrupt, Biden has it under control, MSM Pfizer, World View Test, Corpse Killer

Be the best at whatever your do. Biden Babble, Biden botches Happy Birthday song, Twitter = Kindergarteners, Bingo Night, What is a leader?

I Heart autist billionaires, Firewood Guy, When do you pull the trigger?, Angry Rib Guy, Kyle Griftenhouse, don’t lack empathy, encourage opinion sharing.

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT, Screaming at people, Biden tryna talk, Oscar Meyer Weiners, Got AI?

Creepy Dough, You’re Fired, Andrew Tater Tot, SBF will walk, Ukraine orgy of corruption, Twitter Spaces, Government transparency

Necessity is the driver of innovation, Zelensky Fundraising, You can’t score happiness, Racism in a restaurant, China is failing miserably at covid.

12/18/22 - Bad Plumbers, MASK UPDATE, Brilliant branding, Bohemian Rhapsody, Special caller, Biden Babble, no - you can not have my guns

You’re Not The Boss of Us!

FREE SPEECH BICHEZZZZZZ

What a 10% GDP drop might look like. We missed the mark on regulations. China be wildin out. 4 generations of observations.

FTX Update, Big Tech is about to shrink, Twitter status, Mattress Mack vs Joe Biden

11/13/22 THE END OF THE WORLD, the mid term erections, Beto blew it all, Crypto is DEAD!, Welcome to Sam Bankman Scam-land, FTX mushroom cloud

The candy industry, Biden is lying and confused yet again. Biden puts them in chains. DO NOT VOTE if……. We are owned by “them”. Even satire hurts their feelings.

10/30/22 Why big gov wants to control Big Tech, The true meaning of conspiracy theories. Politics is no longer limited to politicians. Why people like Trump so much. WHAT IS WOKE?

Kayne is my new _______.  Powerful people twitter fight, what could go wrong? We’re being controlled by the media - PROOF. Ethnicity on ballots?

Biden Babbles about dead people, Jill Biden, Who exploded the pipe?, Puoutine do be hatin USA, Price controls lead to shortages, Payday candy bar changing name. Billion, million, trillion, billion

Whole White Baby, Dollar Milkshake Theory, Janet Yellen, Collapsing currencies, that’s my data fool!, Biden can’t talk, its okay to laugh,

Lets get physical, The Queen and 9/11, Banking as we know it is archaic. Here’s why you can’t start and stop the economy. Martha’s Vineyard’s newest residents. PredictIT is dead.

Price Controls, Lyin Biden the Pedo, Dopey Dads, Raise your kids to make decisions, Nordstrom 1 pipeline, welcome to clown town, We gotta learn.

Biden Bashing, More Biden Bashing, Unpopular opinions about climate change and “giving back”. Al Green thinks polar bears are drowning. More Biden bashing, Pelosi is the best stock trader ever.

College Loan Debacle, The Boomer Bust is coming, The actual cause of inflation, Solyndra scammed us all, We never learn

8/21/22 - Don’t accuse me of that, Biden Babble, Aliens, Ya’ll don’t be patient!, trust scientists but not economists, Zuckerberg is a liar, we’re not as dumb as they think we are

Inflation increase act, muslim hate crimes, we don’t ”need more ________ people”, USA hotel breakfasts, political warfare, the model T and other nonesnsical ramblings

My titles aren’t Cringe!, changing Econ definitions, Select the crosswalks, BEEF FEST 2022, What is hedging?, Dogs in harnesses tells me all I need to know about the owners.

Inflation Deep Dive, CNN blows it, Beta O Rourke, Biden has cancer, Crypto talk, NO DRILLING PERIOD, Pelosi capital investments

Blackface, Oil Prices, Maxine Worthless, Barbara Jordan is LEGEND, The Great Reset, Unwind policy, Sri Lanka,

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

6/5/22 - Social Media is the problem, Biden vs Inflation, YEEHAW GUNS!, Its all how you raise them, dogs are not humans, Buy a shotgun, why are we only talking about certain killings?

5/29/22 - Memorial Day, We have problems, Crypto update, Macro Outlook Angry Brisket Buyer, Its all how you raise them, Capitalism rewards work!

I hate technology, corruption in government, trans kids eye roll, price controls / gouging / fixing, life as a small business owner, don’t take the bait.

I heart Mexican people! - Jill Biden Spanish Lessons - Roe Vs Wade is a waste of time - Flip Flop politicians - the irony found in policy. JUST WEAR THE MASK!

5/1/22 Minister of Truth, Biden Can’t say kleptocracy, The reality of Facebook,, Time travel, Warren Buffett LOVES BITCOIN!!

EQUITY and InclusionFor The Dept of edumocation, Countries gotta be rich to go green, Kamala word buffet, STOP it with the rules and regulations, Extremists don’t win elections, The MAGA party,.

Casey Cassim Meltdown, Business with other cultures, Group A vs group B,COVID Big picture, Biden Clap Track, NOT A JOKE

4/10/22 - Pinche Tornadoes, Hunter is going down (not on hookers), Boe Jiden has a stroke on stage, Cool Kid circles, Mr T / Racism, Crime y punishment.

Day of Rants - Black on black slaps, Don’t kill aggression, I’m an IPA guy, Cost of acquisition of politicians, Biden discombobulated on stage, Kamala babble.

Heath n DA House - All things money, from a real life financial advisor.

109 -Weak leadership, St Patty’s Day, Dirtbikes racing in my yard, call me racist, I HATE TECHNOLOGY, I’m a old grumpy man, Lets laugh at things, we can’t accommodate everyone all the time.

BH breaks down the supply chain breakdown in simple terms

SHORT - BH on censorship and free speech

The truth about Zelensky, Politicians aren’t humans, Smart people use fewer words, Kamala disaster after disaster, big gov power, out of stock, abortion is backwards, pipelines, Vodka dumping

Aunt Ruth celebration of life, Gubmint subsidies, Biden’s statement of the reunion address dissected.

Aunt Ruth / Uncle Roy Interviews Episode 3

Aunt.Ruth / Uncle Roy interviews Episode 2

Aunt Ruth / Uncle Roy Interviews Episode 1

106 - Prophylactics, Poutine = Trudeau, SheJack tweets, free speech is dying, private hospitals, Kamala harris babblefest, Oil prices, Stand with Ukraine, its complicated, Its the end of the world

Trudeau is a True Hoe, Can we please stop the masks on planes?, Selecting businesses based on skin color, Why people don’t trust media, Why media is liberal, There are no more crowd faves.

70s vs now, Some things change without a forced movement, ”Secretaries”, Slurry Biden gives us another one, Young biden, Corpito Fries, Prego men emojis, Malcom X, Worst place to live ever, Abbot is _

Laughing at your portfolio, The New Depression, Money is good, Canada is acting silly, Money Makeover, Spanish Flu, What is technology

102 - Legless QB, Time Travel Babble, Political goals are all off kilter, Future predictions, Ukrania, Tough is dying, backlash selecting people by color,

101 - Strategic Competition Act, Kitty Corn Pop, Lets end Hate Crimes, Boe Jiden crushes supply chain knowledge, Vet Regulations are unnecessary, ,

NUMBA 100!!! - Hammock Rodeo, Drug advertisements, Is the FAA necessary? We bout to be Europe.Jan 6 Parade. Dog training.

#99 -Soros is buying local gubmints, ”republicans”have lost their minds, investing is more personal than sex, Biden used to be anti gay, The Great Electricity Settlement of 2021, Why is debt villified

98 - THE FUTURE of Cars and Equipment, picking sides and apples, Pfizer Pfrofit, Only the government is worried, LA will be racist soon, only the help wear masks now, deep fakes.

#97 - Race Baiters, disposal income, trigger puller problems, why I shop for dogs, crypto bubble

96 - COVID Statistics will blow your mind, idiots and court cases, age and wisdom, when in doubt cut them out, Who raised you?

95 - Mental health, State of the hammock,THE FUTURE, metaverse. Lets Go Brandon!

94 - Lousy employees, go buy bitcoin, How billionaires get paid, Elon Tax Evasion, Privacy slipping away.

93 - What mandate? Brought to you by Pfizer. Brandon Tatum. The wal mart of vets.Thresholds of acceptability. Biden says Romney is going to put black peepo back in chains.

Podcast 92 - Slurry Joe at it again.Vaxxes and Maxxes aren‘t worth mandating. Barbara Jordan will embarrass modern dems. Bitcoin a6 $60k. Banks suck!

91 Whips and Haitians, Label design, Evergrande, ”I don‘t want to offend anyone”, People are dumb...generally, Baby talk is confusing

#90 - Slurry Joe on a roll, Ivermectin, Crypto Crash, BTC GDP, Vaccine mandates, Who big Tech keep happy

ITS SOOOO HOT!, NFTs, Barbara Jordan, Slurry Biden, Who is ”They”?, Iced tea COVID debacle.

88 - Back again after a hiatus. We talk masks, vaccines, FOMO Crypto, Slo Biden, Nobody knows anything about Afghanistan.

87 - Miami tid bits - Maskie Face - Hatian Food - TSA is atrocious - Mass shooting you didn't hear about - Kamala hypocrite

86 - Can we please end the mask? Crypto, The Voytec is coming, Bitcoin & Energy, investing is for everyone

Biden Bashin, Rachel Maddow, Name that Tune, MaskTalk, I employ a homeless black man, so what's up.

84 - On trial for my thoughts?, Unity through leadership, youtube = tivo, The government like it when we fight, 47 mens shoot 49 men, Customer is not always right.

83 - Rants, Air shows, vaccines, oil spills, trade off vs solution, Paris climate accord, lime time.

82 - Guilty until proven innocent, Mind of a business person, Risk assessment is DEAD, Gun show loophole, Shortages v. Inflation

81 - Belt Sander Racing, The Financial collapse, Biden babble, Jill Biden practices Spanish.

80 - Mask Free at Last!, Scaling of businesses /adding value to commodities, Cops and speeders, multistage dialogue, Ethereum lesson 101

#79 - Slurry Joe, antiquated money movement, Boooo masks, How gross is fast food?, Vacciine protocol is a joke, LOOK AROUND YOU

78 - RIP RUSH, Inflation (not of the tires), More Bitcoin, Skin color makes people nervous, don't be calling people racist

77 - Work Ethic, Frozen solid, Fear driven leaders, Trading vs investing, Bitcoin 101, Mattress Mack,

76 -STOP with the shaming, fear propaganda, Who likes the same cheeseburger?, Jim young moving debacle, muslim double standard,

75 -Gamestonks situation explained like you're 5

75 - Discussing politics, Comedy is dying, we will be faced with choices, KEEP ME SAFE, Bitcoin alert!

#74 - Collegiate waste, Storage wars, can we please call a spade when we see it, DIVISION, "healing" is a joke,

73 - Solo Christmas gifts, Fig Monsters, COVID hysteria, offensive words, Stimulation checks, R/C cars aren't just for kids.

72 - Freedom, statistics, political understanding, transphobia, my kid, my rules.

71 - The American Spirit, dog DNA gene pool, culture, Indian Curry, dog sports, bravery, and all that type stuff.

70 - Thanksgiving, funny words, contradictory song cancelling, Doorbell hell, Taking advantage of COVID, WE RICH!!, More Indian food

#69 - Leadership,Teach your dog to get you a beer, Socialism, taking sides, corruption, Trump's Pharma flop, missing generation of photos.

68 - Weddings, Rich farmers, Don't be a sheep, COVID observations, Capitalism driven medical research, Theory of the apes.

67 - The Election aftermath, Republicans don't riot, Stop trying to turn Texas blue, Socialism broken down.

66 - Politics ,Scavenger Hunts, Anti-Maskers, Trump rally, Division, Generous Capitalists

65 - Healthcare, Biden Can't remember nuthin, ACB vs Camel Harris, Cutter the stud lab, Chelsea Handler sucks,

64 - Why are there two upside numbers? - Hunting, killing animals, Golf ball launchers, gun rights, Debates, Slidin Biden, Self driving cars

63 - Election cheating, picky dogs, Political double talk, Voting age, price gouging, Truck woes, BBQ shack blues

62 - Girl Power! COVID Confusion, Government vaccine, They's a bear in my truck, Rioters are toddlers.

61 - Piles of change, handicap scammers, softening our culture, racism in the NFL.

60 - Cardi B, Immigrant badasses, Owning a restaurant, grumpy customers.

#59 - Covid Talk, Biden Babble, Sanford & Son RULES, Capitalism, USA is the GOAT, division in our country

58 - Opruuugh, Racist songs, Corporate Social Justice Credits, New Audio, mask shamed.

57 - Kamala Chameleon, Rocky the Kitchen Ninja, silly policy, heavyweight showdown

#56 - Don't mess with bears. Media empowers their enemies. STOP IT with the "hang in there advice". Don't act like a puppy

#55 - Bravery, Adopt don't shop, Trump is at it again, don't be a dick.

#54 - Midnight vet trips, Sports Fandamonium, Shirley Q Liquor guest appearance, taking advantage of the system

#53 - I'm home, dad jokes, funny Trump quotes, Immigration, babies in cages

#52 - Money, HOT CHICKEN (like real hot), Busta Bit sucks, Take me home!

#51 For real - Franklin TN, Mo Mask Commentary, Tejano Music, School Construction, GUEST CALLER

More reparation talk, ESKIMOBRO's69, Universial Basic Welfare, COVID advice, solving of world problems.

JUST WEAR THE MASK!, Facebook features, Moon landing or not, Politician speak, How the media works

#48 Hospital Trickery - Ask questions - Snake Oil Salesmen - Statue demolition - Dogs and birds

#47 - How to disagree, Dog Sports, and some other stuff I forgot

My thoughts on police and their brutality. Hungarian bath houses, life in 1920, RONNY'S WORLD update!!,

Reparations, bustabit, Don't judge doctors by their covers

I'm baaaaaack - Catchup time

#42 - Scorpions, stuck in the mud, more flies, dirt bike 101, RUUUDE!

#41 - Ronny's World, No go on the Indian Cuisine, Clumsy is in my DNA, Hippica, Drinking songs.

#40 - Mexico is awesome, I love tacos.

#39 - Another Bonus Episode

#38 - Flies flies everywhere, racing to the volcano, old people gathering, Nica mothers day, witch doctors, and airplane ponderings.

#37 - Cop encounters of the third kind, gym interactions, my pool situation, Ruben the guitar maestro, and the real estate / job climate.

#36 - Bonus Episode - my views on the current political circus.

#35 - Babies and shotguns, the extremely efficient TSA, Ronny y su moto, Winter is coming - NOT.-

#34 - Still Hot, cutting boards, refunds, bank lines, scooter demolition, expensive ridez!

#32 - Just an old fashioned podcast

#33 - Life In Paradise Episode - Entertaining, HOT, WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!, New living conditions, Who needs AC anyway?

#31 - Polish Hooligans, Ambergis Caye, and Tikal Adventures

#30 - Dog Situation, trip home, Ronny's scheme, relocation blues, RESIDENCY, and a trip to Baghdad.

#29 - Bad day, Mean surprise, Ronny's life, and a day in Rivas Rivas Rivas!

#28 - Da Islands mon, baseball, taxicab confessions, listener participation, music preferences, coco oil and so much more

#27 - Its been a while....., My trip home, caretaker fiascos, truck issues, whizzing in public, old raggedy beat up taxis....and their drivers.

#26 - Critters up in my house, Holiday Time in Nicaragua, BOMBS!, The great pig hunt of 2015, Headed home for a bit, and much much more.

#25 - Thanksgiving (Nica Style), over-indulging, Ronny's world, pig update, cast iron, and tons more!

#24 - Flying Rats, Perfect trip to Rivas (almost), Night Watchmen, Residency issues, Pig Injections, and so much more......

#23 - Muddy Mess, Pig Escapees, Internet status, Scorpions, and Residency

#22 - Big city vs Small town, climates in C.A., PLAY BALL!, and much more.

#21 - INTUR, Residency, ALL THINGS GOOD, Little Men,

#20 - Crossfit?, Pecan Pie, and a special guest interview.............

#19 - Mini Road Trip, FAT Dogs, Bellies Exposed, Customer Service, Capitalism, and "I just don't understand ______"

#18 -- Cops, Lost jeep, Money, making change, disfigured bills, road warriors. Conclusion of Chris interview.

#17 - Car Insurance, Weed-eaters, gym attendees, hitchhikers, and a special guest!

#16 - Pig update, steamy gyms, drunk guys, things I miss, Lawyer Blues, Sugar Ketchup Rice, overweight perros

#15 -- Delicious Nacatamales, Chicken Ladies, Pig Names, Trip To Managua, Overstaffed sales positions

#14 - Mom's Visit, Ometepe, Scanners from 1995, Crazy Dogs, Waterfalls and Hiking.

#13 - Here piggy piggy, bad jokes, hot gyms, castration, What do you do all day?

#12 - Sunday Funday, Crazy Gringos, pig update, LIVE CALLER!, Old Strong Men, and many many more....

#11 - Pig Farming, gardening, sea cockroaches, day of the Water Virgin, Sandinista Revolutions.

#10 - Road Trips North, Personal Space, Benders, and Blackout Drunk Customers.

#9 - Hammock Haggling / Hanging, Not so Mexican food, Interpol, Crooked cops, Parades!

#8 - Car shopping, snake killing, and hitch hiking with live chickens.

#7 - Sold cars, deflated dinghy, flying ants, rotten mango stench, etc.

#6 - Rodeos, flat tires, bribes, moth Invasions, and other misc encounters

#5 - Smokey and the Bandit

Life in Paradise Episode #4

Life in Paradise Episode #3

Life In Paradise Episode #2

Life in Paradise Episode #1