Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories
by Lizard People
What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join host, comedian and skeptic, Katelyn Hempstead and producer Alexis B. Preston, as their brilliant friends try to convince them of these and many other conspiracy theories.
Episodes
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The Slap was Staged with Jacquis Neal (PREVIEW)
Just a friendly little preview of our episode from last month with the wonderful Jacquis Neal! Head over to patreon.com/lizardpeoplepodcast to hear the whole episode! Plus two brand new eps a month! See ya there!
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The Universal Pet Strike with Todd McClintock (Preview)
We heard your whistles weren't wet enough so we're here to slop em up! Here's a little preview of our latest episode with fan fave and good pal, Todd McClintock! Head over to patreon.com/lizardpeoplepodcast to hear the whole episode! Plus two brand new eps a month! See ya there!
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We're Back! But Different
We're back baby! But things are gonna be a little different going forward for the podcast! Listen in for all the info. Missed ya! Find us on PAREON! https://bit.ly/LPpatreon
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Summer Break! Featuring VS
We're gonna take a break! While we're gone, why not listen to Alexis' podcast Comfort Creatures and Katelyn's new podcast VS! Here's the first episode, find more at the link below! HAGS! https://listen.qcodemedia.com/vspod
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New Zealand Isn't Real with Betsy Sodaro
Kiwifruit! Kiwibirds! KiwiBULLSH*T?! That's right! Betsy Sodaro is BACK on the show and she's here to prove that New Zealand isn't real! Could it be that the Hollywood elite like Peter Jackson have bamboozled us all? Is Taika Waititi is faking his cool accent? Are most of your favorite movies...
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The Got Milk Plot with Carl Tart
Does milk do a body good? Or is it basically poison being sold to us by an evil cabal of farmers, government officials, and Manhattan ad guys? You decide dear listener!! Carl Tart is back on the pod and he's got a piping hot theory about everyone's favorite calcium! Is the MILK campaign being…
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Shrimps are Shrimpy with Vic Michaelis
Think 'shrimpy' is an insult? Think again, you fool! You absolute dunce! Our good buddy Vic Michaelis is back with a theory about the delicious decapods we all know and love - shrimp! Vic suspects that they've been the victim of a very specific smear campaign, one orchestrated by a powerful if...
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Aliens Did Stonehenge with Devin Field
How did ancient people move huge slabs of stone hundreds of miles? Could they have had help from visitors from another galaxy? And when will Devin escape from his escape room? That's right, Devin Field is back in the Lizard Lair with some spicy chicken fingers of conspiracy! He suspects that...
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Weather Control and THIS Show with Katelyn and Alexis
Just the two of us, we can make it if we try! This episode is just Alexis and Katelyn getting down to business with a couple of announcements and a couple of extremely goofy theories. Does the government secretly control the weather and create the kind of ridiculous substance we know as 'snow'?…
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Tommy Mottola Did 9/11 to Ruin Mariah Carey with Ele Woods
When you think of the 90s it's almost impossible not to think of Mariah Carey. Be it her incredible vocal range, her catchy Christmas tunes, or her iconic album covers, Mariah was a major force in the pop world. But was Mariah stripped of true triple threat status? Should she be an EGOT winner?…
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Jussie Smollett Was Telling the Truth with Ronnie Adrian
Ripped from the headlines (from 2019), we've got a whopper of a theory from fan favorite and incredibly funny man Ronnie Adrian. Ronnie suspects that actually, beloved Empire actor Jussie Smollett was telling the truth all along about his Chicago attack! And actually the cops covered it up! And...
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The Brita Plot with Sarah Bebb
Think drinking water is good for you? Think again sheeple! Our guest week is (the inexplicably unrepped) Sarah Bebb and she's got some thoughts on what's really going on with water purifiers. Namely that good ol reliable weirdly cheap Brita filters aren't doing JACK to actually filter toxins out…
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Acoustic Kitty Didn't Fail And City Planners Are Keeping Us Weak
Well, well, well look what the cat dragged in! A tiny microphone monitoring everyone's speech! This week Katelyn and Alexis have brought their own theories to the table once again. Alexis believes the 1960s CIA project "Acoustic Kitty" didn't actually fail and our pets may not be as innocent as…
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Britney Is a Government Psyop with Colin J. Morris
If you were alive in 2007 you remember that the most important news of the year wasn't the war in Iraq - it was Britney Spears shaving her head and having some weird vibes with the paparazzi. But maybe that's not because we're shallow, maybe it's because that's what THEY want us to believe!…
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The Count Is A Murderer with Jonny Svarzbein
One new world order! Two new world orders! HA HA HA! This week we've got funniest man in the world Jonny Svarzbein in the Lizard Lair, with a theory that will either ruin your childhood or make perfect sense. Jonny suspects that The Count, beloved Sesame Street character, is actually a vampire...
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The Mega Church Scandal Scam with Mark McConville
Picture this - you're a pastor at an evangelical Christian mega church, and donations are slipping. What are you gonna do? Well if Mark McConville (one of the best comedy podcasters ever to do it) is correct, what you're gonna do is fake a scandal, jet off to 'rehab', then sell a redemption...
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The Jesuits Assassinated Lincoln with Sydney O'Toole
It's the political scandal that everyone's talking about right now - ripped straight from the headlines! This week our good bud Sydney O'Toole is back on the podcast to explain every single detail about how the Jesuits and the Pope conspired to assassinate Abraham Lincoln. Sydney's got the inside...
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Rivers Cuomo is Kurt Cobain with Matt Apodaca
Matt Apodaca is known for three things. Liking cats. Being a nice person who everyone in podcasting loves. And caring more about Weezer than anyone else on the planet. And would someone who loves Weezer that much lie about the truth about their front man Rivers Cuomo? Namely the truth that ol...
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Glitter Theory and Forced Couples with Katelyn and Alexis
Hello to all of our Valentines! It's your old pals Katelyn and Alexis back with another lil episode! This week, Katelyn's got a hot theory about couples and marriage! While Alexis has a romantic take on the Glitter Conspiracy - finally solving the great mystery! Plus, a very good way to avoid...
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MLB Hates The Dodgers with Ivan Ngo
You might not know Ivan Ngo. But you know who probably does? The commissioneer of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred JR. See Ivan suspects that Rob's making certain suspicious calls that hurt the Dodgers, specificially to hurt Ivan's feelings. It's not a conspiracy theory if they're really out to...
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The Return To Work Plot with Todd McClintock
We all agree this return to work stuff is BS, right? It seems like bosses are dragging people back to work for no reason, and our good friend Todd McClintock has a theory about what they're really getting out of forcing us to put on real pants and come into the office. Todd suspects it's a big ol...
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The Baywatch Theory with Charlie Mihelich and Zach Olsen
It's late January so you know what that means - time to hit the beach! We've got our buds Zach and Charlie of the delightful podcast Baywatch Watch here to explain a theory so radical, it'll make you wanna shred some gnar waves. The Bad Boys of Podcasting suspect that the US government created…
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Gaylor with Jess Svendsgaard
Taylor Swift. Love her or hate her, she's pretty much the biggest pop star in the world. And you might think you know everything about her personal life if you've ever casually looked at the internet between 2007 and 2023. But if you don't know Gaylor, you don't know Swift. Hilarious comedian and...
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Bob Marley was Assassinated with Erin Byrne
We're back! And we brought our dear bud and hilarious person Erin Byrne with us. Yes that's right, not even a weird Covid episode from 6 months ago can stop us from sharing the truth with you - the truth about Bob Marley, the CIA, and the complex political machinations that might have lead to his...
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Octopuses are Aliens with Erin Smith
What's got 8 legs, a beak, and way too many brains. An octopus of course! Why, what did you think it was?This week we're talking 'pus with one of the greatest - comedian and filmmaker Erin Smith. And Erin thinks she may have discovered something shocking about the origins of the octopus, ie that...
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The Infinity Gene with Michael Dean
Michael Dean's back and he's different. He's stronger, blonder, and it's all thanks to a charismatic 'doctor' and a pharmaceutical miracle. This week we're diving into the theory that our friend Michael has discovered some of the deepest truths of the universe, and that the Powers That Be are...
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New Podcast: Comfort Creatures!
Hi! Us again! Once again we want to show you a new podcast we've been working on. This week, check out Comfort Creatures! Alexis's new show she hosts with Ella McLeod. It's a fun, cozy show where Ella and Alexis chat about the animals in our lives, this particular episode Katelyn was our guest so...
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New Podcast: The Monster Line!
Hi we missed you! We're sorta kinda almost back, but first we have two fun new podcasts to tell you about. This week it's Katelyn's new show, The Monster Line! It's an improv comedy podcast from the geniuses at QCode, hosted by Katelyn and Adal Rifai, and it's set in a world where all monsters…
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We're Just Goofin' with Erin Byrne
We warned you! This episode? This episode is just for goofin! Our wonderful friend and guest got the dang coronoa virus so instead of making her do a bunch of mental work, we just had a good ol' time! We give out some food recs, update you on our latest projects, and explain the podcasts we would...
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Vegetables Aren't Real with Vic Michaelis
You hear it at the doctor's office, from your mom, even from bus ads - you've GOT to eat your vegetables. But why? Who says? And are vegetables really even a thing?? Our spectacularly funny pal Vic Michaelis stopped by the Lizard Lair to discuss the possibility that vegetables aren't real, we've...
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Science Rules! With Katelyn and Alexis
This week it's an Alexis and Katelyn extravaganza, as we explore the wonderful world of... science! Why did T-Rexes have such teeny arms? Why are mushrooms so weird? And why is David Attenborough so friggin confident about what apatosaurs sounded like?? All these questions and more will be...
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A Little Lizard Announcement
Sorry Everyone, no new episode this week because Katelyn's too brain fogged out due to COVID. Don't worry, she's okay! We'll catch you next week!
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Aliens In Vegas with Katie Plattner
Everyone loves Vegas, from the sleaziest of professional gamblers to the wholesomest of Midwestern families. But what if Vegas wasn't just fun for the whole family? What if it was fun for the whole GALAXY. That's right, artist and all-around very funny person Katie Plattner has a theory that…
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April Is The Blood Sacrifice Month with Adam Peacock
Picture this - you and all your buddies are in a basement slash Little Caesar's slash Papa John's slash sacrifice chamber. Sound like a dream come true? Then maybe you should consider a career in Congress! This week our pal Adam Peacock (host of My Neighbors Are Dead), came by to talk about the...
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Tarot is Real with Arianna Lenarsky
Magic is real. At least that's what returning fave Arianna Lenarsky thinks, and if you listen to this episode you might just end up agreeing. This week we're doing it a little different - we're not here to prove or disprove a theory so much as to talk about how to become a magic wand for the...
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Lotteries are Traps for Time Travelers with Rachel Chapman
If you were a time traveler, what would you do? Kill Hitler? Evacuate Pompei? Or would you go to 2016 and play the winning numbers for the biggest Powerball jackpot ever. If you said the 3rd one, you're the exact kind of jerk that podcaster and friend of the show Rachel Chapman is here to talk...
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The Government Is Hiding Sasquatch with Michael McMillian
The old man of the forest, they call him. The Yeti of the west. That's right, our friend Michael McMillian is back on the show! And Michael's talking about none other than Bigfoot, Sasquatch, the Blur Ape. So many have hunted for Sasquatch, and yet there's never been any conclusive proof of their...
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Bathrooms Are Kinda Weird with Katelyn and Alexis
It's another episode where Alexis and Katelyn can finally cut loose and talk about whatever they want to without one of these dang guests who keep showing up to cramp their style. And what is it they want to talk about? Why bathroom stuff, of course! Isn't it weird that women's bathrooms have...
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The CIA Wrote Wind of Change with DC Pierson
Serial season one. CIA talent shows. Disco. Train rides to Bucharest. What do all these things have in common? They all come together in a glorious symphony of a theory in this week's episode, featuring the extremely delightful DC Pierson! DC's got a little theory about our old friends the CIA…
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The Walking Dead is a Documentary with Jacquis Neal
The year was 1998. Eagle Eye Cherry ruled the airwaves. The first Google doodle was about to drop. And in Delaware, zombies are crawling up from the earth. If that last thing is surprising to you, this episode is going to blow your tiny mind! Listener fave Jacquis Neal is back in the Lizard Lair...
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The Dating Game was a CIA Plot with Brian Huskey
We all know The Dating Game! The weird 60s game show that basically invented reality tv, where swingin' bachelors and bachelorettes ask each other overtly s*xual questions from either side of a screen? But what if that sweet, innocuous game show was actually... a CIA front?? Our guest this week…
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The Statue of Liberty is Actually Lucifer with Mano Agapion
Ahhh New York! The big apple of the pie that is America! And what's even more Amerian than apple pie? The Statue of Liberty, of course! But what if there is something sinister underneath that big green cape? Mano Agapion takes a dip in the Lizard Lounge to explain that Lady Liberty is actually a...
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Nicolas Cage Made A Faustian Pact with Andrew Scahill
Prepare yourself to get schooled, because we have a real life professor on this ep and he's taking us to film academy! Dr. Andrew Scahill stopped by with a freaky deaky theory on where Nicolas Cage gets his unholy acting talent, and on why he seems to be the only guy in Hollywood who's allowed to...
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Stanley Meyer's Water Fuel Cell with Nicole Villela
Science! Religion! Murder! Dune buggies! This episode truly has it all. Comedian/producer/amateur inventor Nicole Villela is on this podcast this week to discuss renaissance man Stanley Meyer and his mysterious death. Did Stanley create a sustainable, emission free fuel cell that can power a car...
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Queen Elizabeth Is Dead with Cassi Jerkins
Tally ho good plebians, we've got another royal conspiracy theory on our hands! Absolute sweetheart Cassi Jerkins is back in the Lizard Lair to discuss a theory that was born on Reddit, reared on Twitter, and is now reaching its culmination on our show. Cassi suspects that good ol Elizabeth II,...
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Julia Fox is a Mastermind with Katelyn and Alexis
The heavyhitters of podcasting are at it again! That's right, it's just Katelyn and Alexis this week. Katelyn's got a HOT theory about Julia Fox! Is she a mastermind? Is she extremely good at marketing? Does she just have an excellent publicitst? Find out what we've uncovered! Plus, Alexis has a...
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Amelia Earhart Was A Spy In New Jersey with Beth Appel
If you've ever caught yourself wondering 'what's the deal with Mr. Magoo? Why are airplane peanuts so hard to open? And where did Amelia Earhart get her little scarves?' then this is the episode for you. Our bud Beth Appel is back on the show and she's done EXTENSIVE research into the alleged...
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Joe Rogan is a Government Plant with Lauren Passell and Arielle Nissenblatt
What's the deal with Joe Rogan? Is he a bro genius who's brought knowledge to the masses? An idiot failed actor who capitalized on conspiracy theories for his own selfish gain? Or is he... a government plant whose very existence is a plot to undermine the heroic podcasters you know and love??? We...
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Grapefruit Is Alien Birth Control with Ele Woods
Great fruit? More like GRAVE fruit!! It's the return of our friend Ele Woods, and she's got a few things about America's favorite breakfast fruit. Namely, that it's incredibly weird and inexplicable properties can only be explained by it being a special delivery from the aliens who seeded life on...
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Repost! The Cuban Embassy Plot with Mel Cowan
It's a blast from the past this week, because the Havana Syndrome is back in the news! This ep from 2019 was either eerily prescient or total goofballery. You decide, dear listener! In 2016, a group of American diplomats at the US embassy in Cuba got sick. Weird sick. Many reported dizziness,...
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What if the government actually did cover something up in Roswell? What if yetis exist and are just really shy? What if super-intelligent lizards are wearing human skin suits, influencing international affairs and recording podcasts? Conspiracy theories are cool because they appeal to our evolved logical human brains and our stupid mammal idiot brains. So join host, comedian and skeptic, Katelyn Hempstead and producer Alexis B. Preston, as their brilliant friends try to convince them of these and many other conspiracy theories.
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