Lost for the Summer

Taking a break from rebuilding Portland to hash out interracial relations.

A prison for men who pout

Some of my jokes come off more mean spirited than I'd like. Humor seams to play an important role in the dissecting of the world around us. There are things that need to be cut down. There seems to even be people that need to be cut down. But how do you go about cutting something down, while holding on to hope that it will be built up better than it was before?

kickin it with the boys

The top 10 things that make an artist and UFC walk out.

We look at the list of worst first dates ranked by women of the internet.

This week we cosplay as Kung Fu Panda, decide the best and worst kids names, and Matt describes his masculine paradise.

This week two youth group regulars go head to head and then we discuss hiding things from your parents and constructing the perfect lie.

Some of the craziest sermon clips the internet has to offer.

This week we discover the hidden meanings buried in the lyrics of the hit holiday song, Gobble Gobble by Mathew West.

Episode Topics:Whats the best time of day for racism? Exploring the weirdest dating site we've ever seen.Discovering the creepy side of craigslist.

This week we go through our Spotify wrapped and talk about our most embarrassing songs we listened to.

This week we explore the craigslist of dating apps and find a list of the top ranked religions from worst to best.

How to stop being fat. What song would you show someone to introduce them to hiphop? A man gets in a car chase in a golf cart.

Money isn't real, chemotherapy isn't real, life isn't real.

Street Preachers vs Bad Bunny and lots of questionable Christian music.

This week we pick the perfect soundtrack for having a girl over for dinner, pulling off a bank heist, and picking up your dad from prison.

This week Ian is shirtless while Robert is unimpressed by sober people.

This week Robert and Justin wish death upon chomos. Robert then tries to learn how to love animals while Justin explains why he's a winner and everyone else is a loser.

This week Robert and Matt are talking like cowboys. Matt then introduces Robert to his Asian family, while Robert tries to help him find a wife.

This week Robert tries to date the girl from Tron Legacy while Ian role plays as Han Solo

This week we decide to introduce ourselves while Robert quizzes Ian on the definitions of weird words and phrases.

This week Ian gets assaulted by cat while Robert catches a charge for indecent exposure. We then rank holidays from best to worst and answer some more of the internets relationship questions.

This week were joined by Kaylee and Dylon to answer some relationship advice and to talk all things Jack Harlow.

This week Ian talks about a drunk lady yelling on a plane while Robert tries to dig deeper into his knowledge of Ian by getting to the bottom of the tough questions in life.

This week Robert's taking no days off while getting asked to join a threesome and Ian has some christian dating advice questions.

This week we reacted to and talked about some of the new music that has slid across our desks.

This week Robert and I try to do a long distance episode and it doesn't go well.

This week we talked about our favorite Disney songs and ridiculed Phil Collins. We shared some of our bad snacking habits and the perfect size for a nibble. Then we discussed vape etiquette and the worst kind of person to be.

This week our podcast gets reviewed by a highly reputable entertainment journalist Katlyn Rommel. We then spend the rest of the episode mostly talking about poop.

This week Ian, Robert, and Justin talk about the type of music they'd play when picking up their friend's hot sister, walking in on their parents, or trying to kick off their hot boy summer in the fourth edition of aux battles.

This week Ian's gone and Robert's taking over the show and it's getting serious. Matt talks about needing acceptance from people and Robert talks about the toll that not trying to fit in takes on you. Robert and Justin try to find Matt a therapist and talk about bad therapist experiences. Then everyone shares their first impressions of each other and their thoughts on Ian.

This week Robert and Ian discuss ciders and seltzers. Robert tries to explain why he's better than everyone else and how to make the mediocre matter. Then we dive into our first experience with shrooms and Roberts battle with spider demons.

This week we start the podcast by figuring out what the best morning routine is. Justin does Acid and Robert tries to find his way into a k-whole. Then we all talk about the worst date that we could take a girl out on.

This week we went back to the homeless church and it got even more interesting. Robert goes ice skating for the first time and almost poops his pants. We then discuss the wild world of John Cena and his purple bovine. Then to wrap up the episode we guess the top streamed songs of 2022.

This week Vacation Bobby is back on and he's flamboyant. We all debate the best colors as we watch this weeks CDL matches. We then try to figure out what the life of a blimp pilot looks like. Then to wrap it up we talk about the greatest Brand Spokespeople of all time.

This week we jam out to Toby Mac and some of the most classic Christian Worship jams as we discuss what it was like growing up in church. Then Justin talks about the feeling of lotion while on molly while Ian does whippets.

This week we dive into our favorite albums of the year along with some of our favorite songs of the Christmas season.

This week we dive into some of our favorite music of the year, but first we start off the podcast with some talk about this weeks matches in the CDL and our thoughts on the the Call of Duty League overall this year. We then run through a handle full of our most disappointing albums of the year and dive into our Spotify wrapped.

This week Robert and Kayla are back on and Robert's going through it. The podcast starts off hot with Robert being disrespected by Kayla. Robert then comes clean to Matt about his feelings for him. Then to wrap things up Robert goes to therapy and fights a demon.

This week we're talking about food again. Laying out our love for philly cheese steaks and what we think makes for the best hotdog and pop tart flavors. We then think back on our first apps we ever played and the slippery slope of the porn industry. Then to wrap it up, we play through and talk about Joji's new album along with the new installment of the "Church Clothes" series by Lecrae.

This week Ian feels uncomfortable in a church. Justin meets a Hand Dude out in the wild. Matt learns how to play the trombone. We then talk about new music releases and rant about the new Taylor Swift album.

This week we try to figure out how to find fulfillment in life and yell at each other about pizza.

This week we dive into the world of stretching. Ian complains about the decline of his ability to pronounce words. We then discuss our first electronics as kids and play through some of our favorite songs of all time.

This week we talk about the most ideal temperature to commit crimes. Justin takes on Christianity and the world of Lord of the Rings. We then debate the best childhood movies and try to figure out the highest rated and grossing movies of all time.

This week the gang is back together with Kayla joining Ian and Robert in a discussion about the many flavors of alcohol. Robert serves up some hot takes about cutting yourself. Ian talks about his run in with a lady of the night. Kayla and Ian then vibe out to the new J.I.D. album.

This week we reflect on the best childhood TV shows. Justin tells us about the dark sex worker ring in Long Beach. We then hash out some of our most controversial food hot takes.

This week Robert's back on and he begins to father Justin. We debate about the most promiscuous animal. Robert getting in a fist fight in the middle of the freeway and Matt gets choked out in a mosh pit.

This week Matt opens up about his life as a certified musician. Justin then puts our presidential and Kanye West knowledge to the test. We also discuss the wild laws of Illinois and what an aggravated DUI is. We then wrap up by trying to match rappers to bad rap lyrics.

This week we debate the pros and cons to circumcision. Ian Starts demanding more Harp in his music. Matt breaks down sobbing as Justin attempts to define what sobbing is. We share some of the weirder interactions we've had in the LBC. Then we wrap the episode up by playing the first addition of guess the song snippet.