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Low Mein's Asylum Show
by Low Mein
The dopest podcast on this side of the milky way!
Episodes
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Blessed by Decay!
The Asylum is changing. This is an official statement marking the evolution of The Low Meins Asylum Show. What you’re hearing now is not an ending it’s decay making room for something stronger. We stepped back intentionally, letting old ideas rot so a sharper, darker vision could emerge. To every...
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The Rivalry That Exposed Us!
The Rivalry That Exposed Us! by Low Mein
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Fire Tomlin? Steelers Fans Hit Their Breaking Point!
This week on the Low Meins Asylum Show, I had to get something off my chest… because the Pittsburgh Steelers just gave us one of the most embarrassing losses in recent memory against the Bills. The performance was flat, lifeless, and honestly stale. And it’s not new. I talked about how this has...
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Rebirth of the Asylum!
This week on The Low Mein’s Asylum Show, I opened up about taking a major pivot with the podcast. After years of building this crazy, chaotic, heartfelt world with y’all, it’s time for an evolution. A new and improved Low Mein’s Asylum is on the way — fresher, sharper, and more connected than…
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The Machine Speaks!
The Machine Speaks! by Low Mein
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Half Mad, Half Meditated!
In this episode, we dive into the raw side of anger not just the rage, but the awareness that comes when you realize your emotions are out of balance. It’s that honest moment when you know you’re mad, but you also know you’re trying to stay grounded. We talk about emotional control…
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From Nowhere, It Came!
Something not from here just entered our Solar System — and it’s got everyone talking. 🌌 In this episode of The Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive into the mysterious new interstellar object called 3i/ATLAS — a comet that came from outside our Solar System, carrying secrets older than the Sun…
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The Strong, The Silent, The Suffering!
This week on The Low Mein's Asylum Show, we’re getting real about something too many men stay silent on mental health and masculinity. We grew up being told “don’t cry,” “man up,” and “handle it,” but no one ever taught us how to heal. In this episode, I break down how society built the modern…
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Blame It on the Stars!
This week on The Low Meins Asylum Show, I’m calling out a trend that’s gotten way too comfortable people blaming their zodiac sign for straight-up toxic behavior. Nah bro, you’re not “emotionally unavailable because you’re a Capricorn,” you just don’t wanna grow. We’re breaking down how astrology...
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If Zodiac Signs Went to High School…
This week on The Low Mein's Asylum Show, we’re taking astrology back to high school literally. I ranked every zodiac sign from fakest to realest, and gave each one a high school identity. From Gemini being the gossip-loving drama kid to Aquarius being the rebel who doesn’t care what anyone thinks…
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Life Unscripted!
This week’s episode is a little different no big theme, no heavy topics, just a real heart-to-heart. I wanted to sit down with you all and talk about where I’m at in life, my growth, and the lessons I’ve been learning. Becoming a dad these past 7 months has been the biggest transformation I’ve…
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Diamonds, Black Holes & Space Booze
🚀 This week on the Low Meins Asylum Show we’re blasting off into the cosmos! 🌌 I break down 10 of the most insane and mind-blowing things that actually happen in space from diamond planets and cosmic alcohol clouds, to black holes that can spaghettify you. 🤯 Space is mysterious, terrifying…
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Selective Outrage!
In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, I dive into the recent shooting of Charlie Kirk and the outrage surrounding it. While his death is tragic, I break down why the media and certain communities are framing him as a “great man” while ignoring the damage he caused with his rhetoric. From...
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Rodgers Reloaded!
This week on the Low Meins Asylum Show, we break down the insane Week 1 showdown between the New York Jets and the Pittsburgh Steelers. I go deep into the stats, the turning points, and the heated feud between Jalen Ramsey and Garrett Wilson. We cover Rodgers’ huge debut with the Steelers, Justin...
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Love Bombing from Death Row!
On this week’s episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive into one of the most chilling jailhouse calls yet from Wade Wilson the man convicted of the brutal murders of Kristine Melton and Diane Ruiz in Florida. In this call, Wilson boldly claims he will “run the prison” while at the same time...
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Steel City Ready to Roll!
The wait is almost over NFL kickoff is right around the corner! In this week’s episode, I dive deep into all the latest Pittsburgh Steelers updates heading into the 2025 season. From Aaron Rodgers joining the squad, to DK Metcalf’s arrival, to standout camp performances and tough roster…
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The Solar System Cookout
Welcome to another episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show! 🌌 This week, we’re pulling up a chair to the ultimate cosmic family barbecue. Every planet in our solar system is sitting at the table—and they all got personalities. From Earth acting like the stressed-out big sibling to Jupiter being the...
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City of Shadows!
Is Phoenix really the "kidnapping capital" of the U.S.? In this eye-opening episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we dig into the headlines that once branded Phoenix as one of the top cities for kidnappings in the world. We unpack the facts, debunk the myths, and break down who’s actually at…
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Hiatus!!
Hiatus!! by Low Mein
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Fuel For Silence!
What happens when someone creates technology that could change the world — and threatens billion-dollar industries in the process? In this episode of The Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive into the chilling mystery of Julian Brown, the man who discovered a way to turn plastic waste into gasoline —…
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Nursery Crimes!
Nursery Crimes! by Low Mein
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Drake’s Revenge Tour (And It’s Getting Weird)!
Drake’s Revenge Tour (And It’s Getting Weird)! by Low Mein
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The Sun’s Hitlist: Phoenix and Its Hotter Cousins!
It’s 118 degrees in Phoenix right now, and we’re dying out here! 🥵 But believe it or not… there are places hotter than this oven we call home. In this fiery episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we count down 10 of the hottest places in the universe from Death Valley to the surface of Venus, to...
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In the Grim Darkness... of Your Favorite Games!
In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive into the dark, gritty universe of Warhammer 40K and how it might just be the godfather of modern sci-fi gaming. From DOOM to StarCraft, Halo to Gears of War, developers across the industry have borrowed themes, visuals, and even entire…
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Bombs Over Ego!
In this explosive episode of The Low Mein’s Asylum Show, we dive deep into the recent bombings Trump ordered on Iran and break down the bigger truth the media won’t tell you Israel started this. We explore how Iran is responding to an Israeli airstrike that kicked off this entire escalation, and...
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The Other Side of Defense!
In this explosive episode of The Low Meins Asylum Show, we unpack the brutal reality of Israel's actions over the past three years from mass civilian casualties to illegal settlements and systemic apartheid. We connect the dots between these atrocities and the growing tensions with Iran, a…
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Old Soul, Young Killer!
In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, I tapped back into the twisted world of Wade Wilson—yeah, Florida’s own psychopathic monster. This time, we listened to another one of his prison calls, and this one’s with an older lady who sounds like she knows way more than she’s letting on. The...
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Toxic Honey!
In this chilling new episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we break down another raw and emotionally charged jail call from Wade Wilson, the convicted killer behind two horrific murders in Cape Coral, Florida. This time, Wade is on the phone with Vivian and she’s had enough of the manipulation.…
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The Biggest Lie We’re Sold!
The Biggest Lie We’re Sold! by Low Mein
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Wade Wilson Unmasked!
Alright, y’all in this episode, we’re diving deep into some of Wade Wilson’s prison calls, and trust me, it’s wild. We hear him talking to his dad, his ex-girlfriend Mila, and in this episode, he even confronts a catfish who’s been messing with him. Yeah, things get real messy and emotional....
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Africa Ain’t For Sale!
In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we’re diving deep into the latest power play between billionaire tech mogul Elon Musk and Burkina Faso’s revolutionary leader Ibrahim Traoré. Elon thought he could walk into Burkina Faso and secure a sweet lithium deal for Tesla. But Traoré isn’t here...
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The Young Lion of Burkina Faso!
In this explosive episode, we break down the rise of Ibrahim Traoré, the 34 year old revolutionary who became the world’s youngest head of state after seizing power in Burkina Faso. From surviving multiple assassination attempts to cutting ties with France and building new alliances with Russia,...
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The Coach Said No & So Did She!
In this episode of the Low Mein's Asylum Show, we break down the shocking reality behind Shedeur Sanders’ NFL Draft slide why one of college football’s brightest stars didn’t go in the first or even second round. From questions about his interview preparation to his decision not to work out at…
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Don’t Snooze Your Blessings!
Welcome to another soul-refueling solo episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, today we’re diving deep into how the first 30 minutes of your morning can either make or break your entire day. Are you starting your day on your terms? Or is your phone stealing your peace before you even get outta bed?...
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RICO Ain’t Just a Name Anymore!
In this week’s episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we break down the shocking indictment involving West Coast figure Big U. I briefly touch on the federal RICO case titled "Operation Draw Down", which outlines a wide-ranging investigation into alleged racketeering activities, including…
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Netflix, We Need to Talk…
In this episode of The Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive deep into the shady side of streaming platforms—specifically Netflix’s new Pop the Balloon show. While the world’s distracted by glossy visuals and Botox smiles, we’re pulling back the curtain on who really started it all: Arlette, the YouTube...
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Goddesses & Government!
In this week's episode, I discussed how Donald Trump’s plan to send migrants to the wrong country was denied and the implications of that decision. It was a deep dive into the controversy surrounding his immigration strategies and the legal and political obstacles that came with it. I also…
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Calm in the Chaos!
In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive into strategies for staying calm when anger takes over. Whether it's stress, frustration, or everyday irritations, we all face moments where our temper flares. I’ll share some practical techniques to help you manage anger in real-time…
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A Tribute to Pocket Rocket!
A Tribute to Pocket Rocket! by Low Mein
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From Bitter to Better
In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, I dive deep into a topic that hits close to home: how to stop being bitter and start opening up to the people around us. Host, Low Mein shares personal experiences and insights on the roots of bitterness, why it’s so easy to fall into the trap of...
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Scarred for Style
In Episode 420 of the Low Meins Asylum Show, I bring you a heated clash between Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky as they go head-to-head over U.S. aid to Ukraine. With Trump pushing his "America First" stance and Zelensky demanding continued support, the debate has the world watching. We also...
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Skyfall
Welcome to the Low Meins Asylum Show, where we explore the skies and dive deep into the world of aviation disasters, safety, and survival stories. In this special series, we’ll be talking about the most shocking plane crashes, dissecting real-life incidents, uncovering the truth behind the…
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The Horus Heresy- Rise of the Chaos Primarchs
In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, I'm wrapping up our deep dive into the Horus Heresy! 🔥 I cover the Traitor Primarchs and their descent into chaos—Horus, Magnus the Red, Angron, and more. I break down their corruption, their roles in the rebellion, and how they turned against the...
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Loyalist Primarchs in the Horus Heresy: Defenders of the Imperium
In this week's episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive deep into the lore of Warhammer 40K and explore one of its most pivotal events: the Horus Heresy. We break down the roles of the Loyalist Primarchs and what they were up to during this time of galactic conflict. From the noble…
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Warhammer 40K- The Legions and Their Primarchs
In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, we dive deep into the rich lore of Warhammer 40K, exploring the legendary Space Marine Legions and their powerful Primarchs. Whether you’re a longtime Warhammer fan or just curious about the universe, this episode gives you a simple breakdown of each…
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A Mixed Bag of Topics ft. Captain Backpack
In this episode, I sit down with my good friend Captain Backpack to dive into the first few weeks of Trump's second term as president. We touch on the changes happening, what it means for the future, and where we see things heading. We also lightly dabble into Warhammer 40K for all you lore…
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Whispers of Nurgle- The Plague Lord’s Embrace
This week, we’re diving deep into the darkness of the Warhammer 40K universe with a spine-chilling monologue that places YOU aboard a doomed starship. The Geller fields have failed, and the plague of Nurgle has taken hold. I become a crew member slowly succumbing to the demonic possession of the...
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Fires, Failures, and Chaos
In this episode of the Low Meins Asylum Show, Neeko and I dive into two powerful topics. First, we discuss the devastating California fire and the concerning lack of government support, shedding light on the political issues surrounding disaster relief. Then, we switch gears to introduce the epic...
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Echoes of Las Vegas
In this episode, we dive deep into the tragic incident that unfolded in New Orleans over New Year's, analyzing its details and impact on the community. We also explore chilling parallels between this event and the domestic terrorist attack that shocked the nation a few years ago at the Las Vegas...
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99 Affirmations for an Unstoppable 2025
99 Affirmations for an Unstoppable 2025 by Low Mein
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