Lu & Jarch

Nathan Hindmarsh is back!! Today he confesses to eating something he shouldn’t have. Lu puts Hindy to the test to see if he knows what “half rats” means. And we help get a Socceroos fan the day off on Friday to watch the match. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hindy fills in for Jarch on todays show, and to celebrate he takes on Reverse The Verse for the first time. Plus, there’s a year 5 maths question that has adults around Australia stumped, so we put Lu and Hindy to the test to see if they’re smarter than a 10 year old. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Dr Chris Brown’s final show today, and Lu really sends him out with a bang. There’s a falsetto bingle performance, Lu makes him prank a veterinary clinic in Say The Thing, and we find out the stupidest reason he ended up in the ER. Thanks Browny, it’s been FUN! SEEYA MONDAY!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown takes on Unpack Your Dad!!! And find out what happened when the doc was pulled over by the police…wearing…very little! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Chris reckons he can convert some die hard AFL fans to NRL fans, we put Lu’s emotional intelligence to the test, and Brownie tells us why he got kicked out of a casino in Hong Kong. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show Dr Chris Brown delivers his very first bingle for a small Australian business. Plus Chris’s dog Buzzy joins him and Lu in the studio to test whether or not Lulu is ready to become a dog mum. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu reveals the humiliating thing that happened to her during a Pilates class yesterday. Plus, her boyfriend Lachy has landed himself in the doghouse after a questionable act, and Dr Chris Brown explains why his dad once had to apologise on his behalf. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man has been banned from Bunnings after taking a display mower for a joyride, so today we want to know: where have you been banned from? Plus, Dr Chris Brown teaches Lu the art of dog park small talk, AND he takes on Reverse the Verse for the very first time. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown reveals the funny thing his dog Buzzy has been doing in the middle of the night that's been setting off the smoke alarms. And Lu’s mission to become the ultimate pet parent continues - Chris puts her through a practical (and slightly humiliating) training exercise to prepare her for the reality of picking up her new puppy’s poo at the park. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Browny’s first show!!! Chris Brown is covering Jarch for the next few weeks, and today on the show he gave Lu some feedback on the name she’s chosen for her new puppy. Plus, we share some of the best one liners to say to a man when he’s pissing you off. SEEYA TOMORROW!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Jarch’s last show today… but before he disappears for a few weeks to welcome his first baby, Lu and Jarch announce who’ll be joining the show from next week. And the kids of Australia have done Jarch a solid, they’ve shared their best advice to help prepare daddy for his new role as daddy. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know what you signed up for while you were drunk, after Junior Tafa agreed to his UFC while blind in Bali. And Lu and Jarch leave a fabulous (and slightly unhinged) voicemail for a local restaurant. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu shares that she’s been bitten on the bum by a spider. We ask – what bit you on the bum – and the stories did not disappoint! An Arsenal fan refused to shave his beard for 10 years until they won the premiership, so we unpack a few beards, and Lu has a theory about the Toblerone. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone's been stealing Jeremy Clarkson's urinal cakes, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know the most useless thing you've ever stolen. Plus, it turns out calling your boss a dickhead isn’t a sackable offence if you work on a construction site. But don’t worry if you don’t want to risk it, Lu and Jarch have come up with a list of alternative insults for you to use instead. SEEYA TOMORROW!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a brand-new week and we’re kicking it off with a broken team… Lu has lost her voice, and Jarch has done something before the show that has him walking in a very questionable way. We prank a good friend of the show, and people share stories about the diabolical things their partners did during labor. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu discovers what a cuddle café is, then heads downstairs to ask a random barista for a hug. Jarch attempts his first “sexy” bingle for a small Australian business, and we find out why the chainsaw was originally invented. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu struggles with some quick maths. And the people of Australia have asked google for a brand new feature…and it could involve your ex, or your boss! Oh and we give away $1000. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jarch makes a huuuuge claim that he’s in the top 1% of drivers. We might need to put him to the test! Plus we find out the meaning behind some of the common phrases we use daily, and there are 8 things most men believe they can do…men, do you agree? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Judge Jarchy decides whether or not it’s okay to steal something from your sibling. A cop reveals the best “get out of a speeding ticket” excuses, and Lu and Jarch test the boss to see who is the favourite. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re kicking off a brand new week with some cheeky hacks on how to save money. Plus some interesting info on what Aussies are getting up to in hotel rooms, and Lu and Jarch attempt an experiment designed for children. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we need the nations help! We’ve got a petition and we need your signatures! And we hear stories on funny things you missed, after a golfer missed the meteor in Australia last night. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, we found out that Lulu has sent her poo poo through the mail – find out why! Plus, we hear stories about things that got stuck to you, after a man wiped his sweaty head in court and the tissue stuck to him. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Judge Jarchy hears his favourite case so far. Plus, we’ve discovered an alarming new stat…apparently 20% of men wear the same pair of underwear for a week. Oh and Lu and Jarch almost fall in love. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear stories about mooning, after a bridesmaid accidentally flashed her bum while doing the worm at a wedding. And we stitch up a member of the team in the work carpark. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show we find out if Lu and Jarch are attractive. Plus, a company is going viral for the terrible reward they offer high performing employees, so we want to hear about your worst work perks. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch puts Lu to the test to see if she knows how long certain birds can stay in the air for without touching the ground, and the results will surprise you. Plus 63% of people sweat more when they’re put on the spot compared to when they eat spicy food…so we made Lu and Jarch sweat with some hot sauce roulette. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a terrible day for Jarch, because today he found out that the unannounced “pop in” is now considered rude. And do you get offended when you sneeze and no one says “bless you”? Lu goes around sneezing to see if the “bless you” is dead. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu found out it was us ding dong ditching her yesterday while she was sick…and she was NOT happy. And on a happier note, we plan a very special surprise for Jarch’s baby which is due in less than a month. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu has a stomach bug so she went home early to get some sleep. Instead of letting her rest, we decided to send some producers round to her house to ding dong ditch her in secret. Sorry Lu! Plus Jarch has started beef with Nedd Brockmann over the weekend, and a scientist settles the debate of baths vs showers. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday, but more importantly it’s David Attenboroughs 100thbirthday!!! To celebrate, Jarch secretly filmed Lu all week then narrated it as David. Plus, we put the men of Australia to the test to see if they can tell the difference between a woman being friendly… and a woman being flirty. SEEYA MONDAY!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Thrust Thursday, and very fittingly we’ve got some advice for people doing the deed over 70. Someone in our office has become a bit of a “male Karen”, so we ask for your suggestions on which male name is the Karen equivalent. Plus, a list of surprising things that are illegal in Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a Nonna who was carrying around a piece of cake, a jar of spices, a bread roll and a pepper in her handbag, then Jarch goes through Luisa’s handbag live on air. Lu takes on a scared South African in Roll With It, and we talk about the funny first words babies have said. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you miss a mates bucks party for Magic Round? Judge Jarchy makes a ruling on that case today. Lu tells us about her bunion named Grant, and we take calls on the signs you knew someone was rich when you were a kid. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a very special show today because both Lu and Jarch have their mums in the studio!!! We put Janelle and Gill to the test to see how well they know their children, and Jarch spills all the details from his baby shower yesterday. SEEYA TOMORROW!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu’s mum arrived in town today and she’s already cleaned Lu’s house AND packed her a homemade sandwich, so we want to hear stories from other adult babies. And a listener called Ben calls through with a story about a lie he’s stuck telling, we hope his boss isn’t listening! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is National Honesty Day, and to celebrate Lu and Jarch asked everyone to call in with some honest feedback on the show. Plus there’s a new shower debate firing people up, do you face toward the showerhead… or away from it? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many showers do you have per week? Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the average number in various countries around the world – then confess how long they’ve gone without showering. Plus, Jarch has kept a list of the funny things his pregnant wife has cried over this week. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal that red heads are multiplying!!! We could be seeing a lot more ginger in the coming years, so to celebrate we play a game of “are you ginger?”. Lu and Jarch confess the silly thing they did while at the bank earlier today, and Lu tackles an “angry German lady” in Roll With It. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things get a bit chaotic today when Lu and Jarch test out the theory that a vacuum cleaner can create the perfect ponytail. And we hear stories about times you were caught in a costume when you weren’t meant to be, after 3 men were arrested while wearing animal onesies. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Freeball Friday. Today on the show we revisit the moment Jarch got got caught dropping a fart in the lift at work, and it seems he's not the only one who has been caught farting. We perform a jingle for a small business in Queensland, and Reverse The Verse is back. SEEYA MONDAY! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The listeners voted, so today on the show Lu and Jarch spend the full 2 hours handcuffed to each other. We play a brand new game, and find out what happened when Lu was left to look after a child before work today. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch revealed that men are 4x more likely to cry over football than the end of a relationship – so we want to know, what’s the funniest thing you’ve cried over? And find out why a police officer cuffed Lu at a restaurant last night. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lulu sends our producer a tonne of random texts, so today on the show we turned them all into a song. Judge Jarchy is in the studio, and we play a game where listeners need to guess whether Lu or Jarch are naked. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu gets the chance to shine in our brand new acting challenge called Roll With It. We ask people to share the foods they ate as kids that they didn’t realise “weren’t normal”, and Jarch has managed to embarrass himself in an elevator. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we asked when were you publicly embarrased, have a crack at guessing which sport belonged to funny names, and for the first time in a while we unpacked some Dads. HAVE A GREAT EASTER BREAK!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch are joined by The Inspired Unemployed…and we attempt a little prank on the pranksters. Plus Lu goes through some unintentional insults men have said to their partners, so take notes! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear adults confess to their silliest fears, after a grown man freaked out over a squirrel. The 10 cockiest male names have been revealed, and Jarch attended his very first parenting class over the weekend and it didn’t go to plan. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday which means it’s time for another Business Jingle. A listener calls in from Tennessee to tell us about a time she showed the wrong house for sale, so we want to know – when did you accidentally go into the wrong house?  Plus, would you want to freeze your body when you die in the hopes of coming back to life in the future? SEEYA MONDAY!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories about diva dogs, after a video surfaced of a dog who refuses to walk on floorboards. Reverse The Verse is a landslide today, and we want to know what nostalgic things you’d like to bring back from the past. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu and Jarch verse each other in a game of “Animal or Not?”. We find out what happened when Jarch tried to drive his car out of the work car park after being a bit cheeky with his number plate. And Lu embarrassed herself in a meeting today. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.