Lu & Jarch

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know if you’re cursed. A new married couple have done something embarrassing at their wedding that’s got the internet talking, and Lu’s boyfriend Lachy has thrown her under the bus in front of a stranger. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know – when did your phone interrupt the moment? After the AusAlert interrupted the start of our show, and Sam Armytage’s alarm went off live on breakfast TV this morning. We play Go Fact Yourself, and Lu has offered a new service to people who get in touch with the show. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a lady who experienced a very unfortunate injury in a very unfortunate area while on a rope swing overseas. And Daddy (Jarch is Daddy btw) had an interesting night with little Hank last night, find out what he did that left him speechless. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch prank Lu’s boyfriend Wumpy by pretending Lu bought a puppy. And a priest has yelled at a bride and groom during their wedding ceremony, so we want to know – when did you get in trouble as an adult? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s a new “ick” that women have with men, so today on the show Lu and Jarch discuss whether or not it’s a valid deal breaker. Plus we put lovers to the test in a new segment called Undercover Lover. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch are talking naughty dogs, after Barnaby Joyce went viral for yelling at his dog during a live interview. And Lu tells Jarch about an 82 year old granny who has gone to extreme lengths for a drink of alcohol. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu reveals something funny she discovered about a member of the team over the weekend – so we want to know - when were you shocked by a colleague? Plus, renovations gone wrong, and bad bosses! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch hear stories on awkward encounters. We chat terrible tattoo cover ups, and Lu shares a story about a feud she started with a 4 year old on an aeroplane. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch are hosting a trivia night tonight, so today on the show they reminisce about what happened last time they hosted trivia (spoilers, they drank a bit too much). And if you’re in the market for a new job, Lu’s found a list of the best jobs in the world right now. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch play a brand new game… Go Fact Yourself! A dad has face-planted at a carnival which inspired them to unpack a few dads, and something controversial has happened to Lu in the staff carpark. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a loose show today! Judge Jarchy hears a case about a wife who ran over her husband’s lawnmower, Lu and Jarch had an awkward moment in the lift before the show, and we chat most overrated cities in the world. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu and Jarch are back!!!! Jarch spills the details on life as a new dad, and Lu confesses what happened when she met little Hank for the first time. We give away tickets to the Hoodoo Gurus…and I think we’ve accidentally started beef with some of our rival radio shows. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daddy Jarch checks in with a quick update on life with newborn Hank. From the highs, the sleepless nights and everything in between, hear how he's settling into fatherhood!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nathan Hindmarsh is back!! Today he confesses to eating something he shouldn’t have. Lu puts Hindy to the test to see if he knows what “half rats” means. And we help get a Socceroos fan the day off on Friday to watch the match. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hindy fills in for Jarch on todays show, and to celebrate he takes on Reverse The Verse for the first time. Plus, there’s a year 5 maths question that has adults around Australia stumped, so we put Lu and Hindy to the test to see if they’re smarter than a 10 year old. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Dr Chris Brown’s final show today, and Lu really sends him out with a bang. There’s a falsetto bingle performance, Lu makes him prank a veterinary clinic in Say The Thing, and we find out the stupidest reason he ended up in the ER. Thanks Browny, it’s been FUN! SEEYA MONDAY!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown takes on Unpack Your Dad!!! And find out what happened when the doc was pulled over by the police…wearing…very little! SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Chris reckons he can convert some die hard AFL fans to NRL fans, we put Lu’s emotional intelligence to the test, and Brownie tells us why he got kicked out of a casino in Hong Kong. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show Dr Chris Brown delivers his very first bingle for a small Australian business. Plus Chris’s dog Buzzy joins him and Lu in the studio to test whether or not Lulu is ready to become a dog mum. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu reveals the humiliating thing that happened to her during a Pilates class yesterday. Plus, her boyfriend Lachy has landed himself in the doghouse after a questionable act, and Dr Chris Brown explains why his dad once had to apologise on his behalf. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man has been banned from Bunnings after taking a display mower for a joyride, so today we want to know: where have you been banned from? Plus, Dr Chris Brown teaches Lu the art of dog park small talk, AND he takes on Reverse the Verse for the very first time. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Dr Chris Brown reveals the funny thing his dog Buzzy has been doing in the middle of the night that's been setting off the smoke alarms. And Lu’s mission to become the ultimate pet parent continues - Chris puts her through a practical (and slightly humiliating) training exercise to prepare her for the reality of picking up her new puppy’s poo at the park. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Browny’s first show!!! Chris Brown is covering Jarch for the next few weeks, and today on the show he gave Lu some feedback on the name she’s chosen for her new puppy. Plus, we share some of the best one liners to say to a man when he’s pissing you off. SEEYA TOMORROW!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Jarch’s last show today… but before he disappears for a few weeks to welcome his first baby, Lu and Jarch announce who’ll be joining the show from next week. And the kids of Australia have done Jarch a solid, they’ve shared their best advice to help prepare daddy for his new role as daddy. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know what you signed up for while you were drunk, after Junior Tafa agreed to his UFC while blind in Bali. And Lu and Jarch leave a fabulous (and slightly unhinged) voicemail for a local restaurant. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu shares that she’s been bitten on the bum by a spider. We ask – what bit you on the bum – and the stories did not disappoint! An Arsenal fan refused to shave his beard for 10 years until they won the premiership, so we unpack a few beards, and Lu has a theory about the Toblerone. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone's been stealing Jeremy Clarkson's urinal cakes, so today on the show Lu and Jarch want to know the most useless thing you've ever stolen. Plus, it turns out calling your boss a dickhead isn’t a sackable offence if you work on a construction site. But don’t worry if you don’t want to risk it, Lu and Jarch have come up with a list of alternative insults for you to use instead. SEEYA TOMORROW!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a brand-new week and we’re kicking it off with a broken team… Lu has lost her voice, and Jarch has done something before the show that has him walking in a very questionable way. We prank a good friend of the show, and people share stories about the diabolical things their partners did during labor. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu discovers what a cuddle café is, then heads downstairs to ask a random barista for a hug. Jarch attempts his first “sexy” bingle for a small Australian business, and we find out why the chainsaw was originally invented. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Lu struggles with some quick maths. And the people of Australia have asked google for a brand new feature…and it could involve your ex, or your boss! Oh and we give away $1000. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, Jarch makes a huuuuge claim that he’s in the top 1% of drivers. We might need to put him to the test! Plus we find out the meaning behind some of the common phrases we use daily, and there are 8 things most men believe they can do…men, do you agree? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Judge Jarchy decides whether or not it’s okay to steal something from your sibling. A cop reveals the best “get out of a speeding ticket” excuses, and Lu and Jarch test the boss to see who is the favourite. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re kicking off a brand new week with some cheeky hacks on how to save money. Plus some interesting info on what Aussies are getting up to in hotel rooms, and Lu and Jarch attempt an experiment designed for children. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show we need the nations help! We’ve got a petition and we need your signatures! And we hear stories on funny things you missed, after a golfer missed the meteor in Australia last night. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show, we found out that Lulu has sent her poo poo through the mail – find out why! Plus, we hear stories about things that got stuck to you, after a man wiped his sweaty head in court and the tissue stuck to him. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Judge Jarchy hears his favourite case so far. Plus, we’ve discovered an alarming new stat…apparently 20% of men wear the same pair of underwear for a week. Oh and Lu and Jarch almost fall in love. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch want to hear stories about mooning, after a bridesmaid accidentally flashed her bum while doing the worm at a wedding. And we stitch up a member of the team in the work carpark. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday and today on the show we find out if Lu and Jarch are attractive. Plus, a company is going viral for the terrible reward they offer high performing employees, so we want to hear about your worst work perks. SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Jarch puts Lu to the test to see if she knows how long certain birds can stay in the air for without touching the ground, and the results will surprise you. Plus 63% of people sweat more when they’re put on the spot compared to when they eat spicy food…so we made Lu and Jarch sweat with some hot sauce roulette. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a terrible day for Jarch, because today he found out that the unannounced “pop in” is now considered rude. And do you get offended when you sneeze and no one says “bless you”? Lu goes around sneezing to see if the “bless you” is dead. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu found out it was us ding dong ditching her yesterday while she was sick…and she was NOT happy. And on a happier note, we plan a very special surprise for Jarch’s baby which is due in less than a month. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu has a stomach bug so she went home early to get some sleep. Instead of letting her rest, we decided to send some producers round to her house to ding dong ditch her in secret. Sorry Lu! Plus Jarch has started beef with Nedd Brockmann over the weekend, and a scientist settles the debate of baths vs showers. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Freeball Friday, but more importantly it’s David Attenboroughs 100thbirthday!!! To celebrate, Jarch secretly filmed Lu all week then narrated it as David. Plus, we put the men of Australia to the test to see if they can tell the difference between a woman being friendly… and a woman being flirty. SEEYA MONDAY!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Thrust Thursday, and very fittingly we’ve got some advice for people doing the deed over 70. Someone in our office has become a bit of a “male Karen”, so we ask for your suggestions on which male name is the Karen equivalent. Plus, a list of surprising things that are illegal in Australia. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today on the show Lu and Jarch talk about a Nonna who was carrying around a piece of cake, a jar of spices, a bread roll and a pepper in her handbag, then Jarch goes through Luisa’s handbag live on air. Lu takes on a scared South African in Roll With It, and we talk about the funny first words babies have said. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Would you miss a mates bucks party for Magic Round? Judge Jarchy makes a ruling on that case today. Lu tells us about her bunion named Grant, and we take calls on the signs you knew someone was rich when you were a kid. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s a very special show today because both Lu and Jarch have their mums in the studio!!! We put Janelle and Gill to the test to see how well they know their children, and Jarch spills all the details from his baby shower yesterday. SEEYA TOMORROW!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lu’s mum arrived in town today and she’s already cleaned Lu’s house AND packed her a homemade sandwich, so we want to hear stories from other adult babies. And a listener called Ben calls through with a story about a lie he’s stuck telling, we hope his boss isn’t listening! SEEYA MONDAY!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today is National Honesty Day, and to celebrate Lu and Jarch asked everyone to call in with some honest feedback on the show. Plus there’s a new shower debate firing people up, do you face toward the showerhead… or away from it? SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How many showers do you have per week? Today on the show Lu and Jarch reveal the average number in various countries around the world – then confess how long they’ve gone without showering. Plus, Jarch has kept a list of the funny things his pregnant wife has cried over this week. SEEYA TOMORROW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.