All Episodes

Pandas don’t root | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 16

Bens big deck | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 15

We’ve gone rogue | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 14

Sir Mop A Lot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 11

LU IN CHARGE | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 10

You’ve got a rash | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 9

A tennis ball to the nuts and a coupla dead spiders | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 8

Stay in your lane and toughen up buttercup | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday September 7

Nedd Brockmann shaved Jarch’s beard OFF “You look dreadful” | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday September 4

Mario and Luigi would be proud | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday September 3

We keep out peenies clean | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday September 2

Too cute to be true | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday September 1

The best day ever | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 31

Little maggot boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 28

Little soft hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 27

A man and a child have soiled themselves | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 26

An awkward bunny | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 25

We’re all stuff ups | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 24

A sausage date | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 21

Have you eaten beaver? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 20

A 20 second naked hug | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 19

The subtle touch of a mans breasts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 18

Demonic doodles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 17

What a stupid question | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 14

Reflexes of a sloth | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 13

It’s not the wand it’s the wizard | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 11

I respect a man in a wig | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 11

I got hit in the face and caught a shoe | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 10

We're in the dog house | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday August 7

Just keep sucking | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday August 6

Grubby guts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday August 5

It hurts so much to vomit | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday August 4

Toothless cow | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday August 3

My dad thinks I’m a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 31

I love you, no worries | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 30

You know your ass wiping, kid | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 29

The judge of farts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 28

A breast milk connoisseur | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 27

20 stings in the schlong | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 24

A rebel and a pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 23

My brain is pooped | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 22

Not a happy chappy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 21

Hot cup of cockfee | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 20

The princess and the pig | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday July 17

Shut up Steve | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday July 16

Hiding from the hanky panky | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday July 15

Jarch is a big mud boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday July 14

WE’RE ALL BACK TOGETHER AGAIN | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday July 13

Jarch's Daddy Update

Did you have friends as a kid? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 23

Nathan Hindmarsh is a genius | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 22

A wheelie good show | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 19

My mum said you give her the sh*ts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 18

I dropped my nuts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 17

I wish I was a dog | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 12

Just a little dribble | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 11

Lu has forgotten something VERY important today | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 10

Mrs Poo Brown | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 9

Chris Brown disappointed Nelson Mandela | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 6

FAREWELL DADDY | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday June 5

A couple of little tittles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday June 4

The pussy was jealous of the pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday June 3

Captain Cringe | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday June 2

Betty Cocker | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday June 1

Farting in your sleep | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 29

Naughty at the drive in | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 28

Pee on one of my handbags | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 27

Mrs Crapburger | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 26

2 fingers and a thumb | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 25

Dumb criminals and a meteor | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 22

Chicken fillet to the face | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 21

I’m dating an idiot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 19

Don’t high five yourself | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 18

I take back what I said | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 15

A 10 second quickie | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 14

D**khead answer your phone | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 13

The team made Lu a cranky little senorita | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 12

Wet, nervous, excited | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 11

A hot mum and a sunroof | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 8

Are you alive? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday May 7

Has the game started yet? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday May 6

Get some milk for the princess | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday May 5

I got turtle slapped | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday May 4

I’m surrounded by idiots | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday May 1

LYING ALERT | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 30

Big Bath Boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 29

Puss in the face | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 28

Who caught Jarch picking his nose? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 27

AbsoPOOPly | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday April 24

Five big doodles | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 23

Bad dawg LDD has been handcuffed | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 22

Double check who your best friends are | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday April 21

Hello piss pot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday April 20

Unpacking Dads Like Easter Eggs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday April 2

It’s a bit weird in here | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday April 1

No gold star for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 30

Please explain why you’re a moron | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 27

The best doggy teeth of all time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 26

That’s how you get a room laughing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 25

Stop hitting on me | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 23

Step ladders, not stilettos | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 20

Some roads need fixing | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 19

Hey Mr Snail | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 18

A very unfit little dancer | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 17

I’ll put on my hat and streak for you | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 16

LIVE FROM THE WALCHA SHOW | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 13

LIVE FROM THE FARM | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday March 12

My contract is more than yours | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday March 11

Show us your cupid kettle drums | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday March 10

You’re riding a bull, kid! | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday March 9

You’ve been kissing my cheeks a lot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday March 6

My dad’s got crabs | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 27

You can't wear that in a church | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 26

You should know a D when you see one | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 25

Sometimes heroes wear knee splints | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 24

Three, Poo, One | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 23

New Hot Guy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 20

The thrust bus | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 19

A knight in shining uber | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 18

Did you just throw a smoothie at me? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 17

Come over and see my big balloon dog | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 16

Size only matters most of the time | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 13

Get me to heaven | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 12

Let’s go to Norland | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 11

Move your thumb in a circular motion | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 9

The egg that fell off the wall | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday February 6

We’ve got a real coward on our hands | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday February 5

You’re not very smart for an adult | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday February 4

An androgynous ruler | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday February 3

The best joke ever on radio | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday February 2

Free Flap Friday | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday January 30

The big hog reveal | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday January 29

The Australian Scrow-pen | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday January 28

Teenage Mutant Ninja Titties | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday January 27

Apologies Australia | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday January 23

I’ve had a lot of Italian in me | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday January 22

THE LULU SHOW | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday January 21

Clit and coccyx | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday January 20

WASSUP AUSTRALIA | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday January 19

SEEYA IN 2026 | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday December 12

Who the F*#K is Luisa?!? | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday December 11

Boys gone wild | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday December 10

Poopy Coopy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday December 9

I want those balls | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday December 8

Good use of the word emulate| Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday December 5

A relaxed cool chick | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday December 4

Get your mind out of the gutter | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday December 3

Do you like prunes? I’ve got 2 in my pants | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday December2

You dress like an idiot | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday December 1

Titties and tears | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 28

Little crop top boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 27

I’m freezing…and itchy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 26

Cringing in our panties | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 25

Let’s bring some class and decorum back to this show | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 24

A little finger boy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 21

Everyone forgot mummy’s birthday | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 20

Jackets for birds | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 19

These aren’t tears I just yawned | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 18

Pull your pants up | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 17

The Wristy Queen | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 14

Your hips are pathological liars | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 13

A monster growling | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 12

Mr Pop Off | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 9

A middle-aged ghost | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 8

A full on stiffy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday November 7

I’d hate to call you Dad | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday November 6

Lie and Jarch | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday November 5

Stop playing with your breasts | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday November 4

Lost a tooth in Magaluf | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday November 3

Inundated with pussy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 31

A disappointment to the family | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 30

Someone change my nappy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 29

I’m dating my ex’s sister | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 28

Sleep Pooper | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 27

Bum Bum | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 24

Blame your cropdust on someone else | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 23

Fanny Bay | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 22

Criminal LDD | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 21

Conquer those lips | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 20

Sally with the dirty undies | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Friday October 17

A zipped willy | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Thursday October 16

Captain No Underpants | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Wednesday October 15

Nudity is natural | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Tuesday October 14

Put your genitals away | Lu & Jarch on Triple M | Monday October 13