LuAnna: The Podcast
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Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast!Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: [email protected]
Episodes
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She took his nail clippings to the bin for a reason
On this week’s Totally Extra: Hoof oil appreciation, Irish funeral attendance rates, when a favour for your Dad turns grim and when men most resemble three little piggies. Plus, reuniting Lufannians, a sexy stuntman suddenly giving the ick, a man clipping his toenails on the floor of Dragon Mart...
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EXTRA HOT: Jake from BLINK answers YOUR questions!
On this Extra Hot Episode: A BLINK special with Jake Haendel, the man behind the podcast that Luisa reckoned and all of us became obsessed with. Jake was a high-functioning heroin user working as a chef when he was diagnosed in 2017 with a rare and usually fatal brain condition. Given months to...
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'I kind of want you guys to share in my shame' | Our inappropriate laughing stories
On this week's LuAnna: It's fireworks week and therefore nearly Christmas, which nobody is ready for. Anna's been on the British Pullman with a woman who put her tree up in SEPTEMBER and Lu’s prepping a pink limo for Clemmie’s ninth birthday. We’re chatting inappropriate moments to laugh…
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His wife started peeking at him - and it got WEIRD
On this week's Totally Extra: the pumpkin patch rant that says what everyone's been thinking, a lifetime of singing "leave me, Bradley” to a Corrs classic, and a Rate My Fart/Blow off sent in from a Radio 1 DJ that genuinely raises the bar. Plus, we read a viral Reddit Halloween horror story from…
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'They can only edit what you give them'
On this week's LuAnna: We weigh in on all the Big Brother drama surrounding Omar & Rihanna that triggered significant viewer backlash, Ofcom complaints and a statement from Women’s Aid. The girls chat the clips, the pressure-cooker nature of reality formats & if they think Omar should have been...
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The grimmest cleaning job we've ever had sent in. All hail the Marigolds.
On this week's Totally Extra: dumped on the spot and nicknamed forever over a bad back, Bio-Oil and a roast dinner in a muggy house, and a wife who locked the door knowing her husband was desperate for a sh*te. Plus: a cleaners dilemma involving a 15 year old's bathroom and some marigolds, the...
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'I will always defend your right to have an opinion' | LuAnna on Podcaster Backlash & Being Cancelled
On this week's LuAnna: Should Podcasters be bold and stand behind what they say? Or is deleting content once you’re called out, ok? Do apology posts ever go down well? We share our opinions on other people’s opinions. Plus: The woman who lost her bikini bottoms to a lazy river, the impact the pod...
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She dropped by UNANNOUNCED and found Big Barry!
On this episode: Lu wants a nose job and nobody's having it, Audrey's five months postpartum and wondering if hating your husband a bit is normal (it is), a petrol station rant you’ll be nodding at and WHY don’t men ask the important questions?! Plus: dumped over eczema cream, a boat debate that...
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'Do I tell my partner there's a chance he's not the Father?'
On this week's LuAnna: Luisa stayed up till 3am laughing at TikTok and nearly got her phone confiscated, Anna's 11 years married and would redo the whole wedding, and a listener has a 30 year old secret she's wondering whether to tell. Plus: the 50p game injury you'll wince at, Dave's farewell...
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He paid £3 a minute to talk about gunge!!
On this ep: pre-Only Fans cam girl tales, the ex who got a £20 voucher in a £50 box, the £30 gift card Anna accidentally paid £2 for, and the Tesco lorry puns you'll now spot on every motorway. Plus: A husband who wraps his towel round his chest, the snack drawer trick for mums, a woman mistaken...
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'Why would anyone be that stupid to say they're a Traitor?'
On this week's LuAnna: the hangover episode. Two shows, 48 hours ago, one near-riot of a scavenger hunt, and the listener from California who used LuAnna to get out of court…and ended up on stage by complete coincidence. After teasing you for a while… LuAnnaLand is officially announced! We’re off...
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We can't BELIEVE she said that on a work call!
On this week's Totally Extra: It’s two days til Troxy and we’re buzzing! Listener Tanya got called both “fit” and "a granny" by two lads outside her flower shop, Nicole punishes her husband by switching off his three-grand aircon from her phone, and please stop posting happy birthday stories on...
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'It wouldn't have ended this way if you'd just washed your genitals'
On this week's LuAnna: Anna’s uncouth moment in a box at the Royal Albert Hall, Lu’s sent her pooch off to bootcamp and it’s Troxy week! We’re so excited to meet a tonne of you and look out… something big is coming very soon. Make sure you get yourselves on our subscriber list at...
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She spent her Nan's Inheritance on WHAT?!
On this week's Totally Extra: a MASSIVE apology for the sweet eating. We're aware it's gross. Troxy shoutouts are open for a final week and we're getting excited and the english language takes a hit as Luisa takes on the word "slovenly". Plus, being dumped on sight over a blue leather jacket, a...
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'Just put Pony on my funeral playlist'
On this week’s LuAnna: It’s just Lu and Anna as Imo’s off living her best life in Grecoland, Lu’s got the shits, and we’re asking the important questions… when you’re on holiday in a family suite, are you shagging?! Plus, the Celine Dion Paris trip of dreams, conquering the Eurostar tunnel, a…
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'I would do a**l for a saddle!' Plus cheesy foot nachos & the vagina wall
On this week's Totally Extra: A doctor stopped mid-shag to consult a medical encyclopaedia, a woman's housemate ate her peeled foot cheese, and Doris did something she’s never ever done before for a horse saddle (she wins the gifts-for-sex challenge outright). Plus, comfort shows, Challenge…
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'We love the rise, but we thrive on the fall' Our take on the Isobel Lorna Controversy
On this week's LuAnna: Our take on the Isobel Lorna ‘Agende’ debate online - is it alright to charge £300 for a Filofax? AND parents left fuming after their kids were turned away from the KATSEYE’s tour. We turn 8, can’t wait to hear all about the girls’ Paris trip i.e Saggy Sex and the City and...
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'I've Never Been Drier' - Pettiest reasons YOU dumped someone!
On this week's Totally Extra: Celine Dion admin before Paris, an anxiety about not being able to look at the sun, and Imo gets everyone drunk on 20.5% cocktails at 2:30pm. Plus, a Dubai cleaner dealing with a dead hamster takes some shocking initiative, a bridesmaid dress listed on Vinted for…
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'I have been on the receiving end of a podcast scam!'
On this week's LuAnna: Ali G is back, the girls are prepping for Celine Dion, Lu impaled an Addison Lee taxi on her own security bollards after some overenthusiastic arm-waving (the CCTV is stunning), and you know how we warn about podcast scammers? Well, Anna's got a tale to tell. Plus, Imo's...
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'How do you think I racked up the numbers?'- Pity Shagging, Dating Icks & A Lego House
On this week's Totally Extra: We're buzzing because it's one month til Troxy! Please get your shoutouts in for the big day, we can't wait to see you! Plus, Evil Edna is born, Lu's inclination to pity shag, pickle flavour sparkling water, the most excellent noises, discovering Only Farmers, and an...
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"He's a bit too Boy Band to be Bond"
On this week's LuAnna: Our opinions on the top Bond picks (Anna’s obsessed with Paul Mescal, and Lu doesn’t know who any of them are), Meta has a big old pay out over child safety online, we’re fully on board and could a Luanna Daily Traitors podcast be on the way?! Plus, Lu’s had to pay out over...
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She swallowed her what?!
On this week's Totally Extra: A hellish first day for a student nurse, justice for the Walls Feast ice cream, and Tracy from Didcot has a spectacular Peri or Plain Stupid which ends in a 5 hour stint in A&E and monitoring of her bowels. Plus, you'll never smell a bag of Skips again, we want…
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'The kids think they rule the roost, and they bloody don't!'
On this week's LuAnna: We’re obsesssssed with the Lindsay Clancey case and can’t wait to do a deep dive for you. We’re chatting parenting following the Canadian flight that got cancelled because a kid wouldn’t wear a seat belt and a listener at odds with her partner over how to bring up their…
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Floor Granola, Johnny Hats & A Lake Garda 69
On this week's Totally Extra: A 40-year-old exhibiting major ick behaviour, Lauren's embarrassing Find My iPhone reveal at the Apple Store, one of the worst names to call your kid, and the jokes just keep getting better. Plus, Challenge Luanna, a woman feed her husband "floor granola", the girls'...
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"Holly Willoughby's YouTube Return: Brave Or Bland?"
On this week's LuAnna: Can you come back after a scandal? We’re chatting Holly Willoughby’s YouTube return, a chef facing jail over serving ants and disturbing story involving sepsis, a hamster and a colostomy bag. Plus, ***admin on the poooood *** as Lu reveals her manic travel schedule…
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Gym d*ck, Naked Ladders & A girl named Peekaboo?!
On this week's Totally Extra: A naked lady on a ladder, a live summery ick and we find out the huge life hack that will save you if you've got kids on holiday. Plus, being nearly named "Peekaboo", the definitive answer to what "hot penis" smells like, a petition for bidets in the UK, a confession...
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'The Female Equivalent Of The Andrew Tate Pipeline?' — Nara Smith, Tradwives & Financial Freedom
On this week's LuAnna: A tradwife chat as Nara Smith denounces the title on Call Her Daddy, Anna's Sicily Airbnb lasted just 1 night due to a heady concoction of no air-con, an incontinent dog and some meaty syrup and Lu's after her own PJ, or Boeing 747. Standard. Plus, a wrecking bollock…
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Disney Adults, Peri or Plain Stupid & a Surprise Funeral
On this week's Totally Extra: Crumble might be the Lu'd predicted fourth child, Tesla drivers are the new BMW drivers, and grown adults in Disney dress-up are fundamentally wrong. Plus, we're crowdfunding to stuff David Attenborough, "Peri or Plain Stupid?" launches with a woman who forgot her…
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'Now That's What I Call Luisa!'
On this week's LuAnna: Summer holidays, sun-induced horniness, Lu's 40th theme is revealed (it's a belter) and we're booking acts LIVE — John from S Club has replied within minutes, Duncan from Blue has been contacted, and Andrew once babysat B*witched so that's basically confirmed. Elsewhere, Lu...
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TOTALLY EXTRA: "We Are Sitting On A Potential Gold Mine" - Penis Reviews, "Holibobs" & Stealth Pad Changes
On this week's Totally Extra: We're banning "hollibobs" and a man paid £14 for two bags of crisps and a water at Stansted - daylight robbery! Plus, a woman is paying her mortgage writing paragraph-length penis reviews, there's a limescale kettle Petty Polly for the office prick, a woman tried a...
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'He went in as a Powder Puff and came out as a skinned Greyhound'
On this week's LuAnna: Bonnes vacances! We're in our holiday era, Lu's in Saint-Tropez with Crumble, Anna’s heading to Sicily imminently and both are shite at French. (I know Sicily is in Italy tyvm). Anna’s finally moved into the renovated granny pad, Crumble’s had a nightmare at the dog…
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Frozen Mango Wine, Greta Thunberg & How much would you charge for a**l?
On this week's Totally Extra: Happy birthday Anna! Tesco Susan's been there since '87, Lu's not Greta Thunberg's biggest fan, Imo sets a fart challenge, and we're introduced to Gary the brown dog. Plus, the brand new-ish try something fun time takes the pod a bit sideways, misheard Cher lyrics…
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'Would you not just go and steal a baby?'
On this week's LuAnna: We do a proper deep dive on Sweet Bobby and Maternal Instinct! It's Anna's 45th birthday week, she's off to Sicily, and Lu immediately hijacks the chat to crowdsource a theme for her 40th next June (let us know if you can beat Rivals). Imo delivers the most satisfyingly...
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Baguette vs Naan, A Sugar Daddy Dilemma & Lee Andrews' Cameo
On this week's Totally Extra: The great baguette vs naan throwing debate kicks off, "We're Gagging For It" returns with the most chaotic things you've done trying to be sexy, and we've tried and failed to get a Lee Andrews Cameo because it seems he's at max capass. Plus, partner wind-ups, a…
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"Nearly arrested at Marrakech Airport over a Ryanair suitcase"
On this week's LuAnna: The Mexican Batman duct taping bike thieves to lampposts and giving Lu vigilante ideation, the Take That live show that Anna loved, Lu nearly gets arrested at Marrakech airport after refusing to move from the Ryanair desk over a 2-kilo empty suitcase and Celebs Go Dating…
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Backdoor Poetry, PlayStation Icks & A Midwife's Worst Words
On this week's Totally Extra: Our Feeld agent returns with an ode to her backside read at a wedding, we’re whispering things into our partners’ phones for some targeted ad revenge, we’ve got the PlayStation ick, a bellend midwife at birth, a call for sugar free antibiotics to be outlawed for kids...
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'I hate Oat Milk and I don't get why everyone loves it'
On this week's LuAnna: Anna befriended an 84-year-old Nobel-adjacent professor on Ryanair, Lu's refusing to go to her daughter's school performance because she's got other shit to do, and we launch "I Said What I Said" where Anna hates oat milk, Imo hates the film Elf and we're saying it with our...
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Pencil D*ck vs Projectile Vomit, Mini Cheddar Ice Cream & a Cruising Confession
On this week's Totally Extra: Anna fed Alex fly eggs in a salad and said nothing, Imo debuts Try Something Fun Time with a blind ice cream tasting (sorry about the ASMR), someone sh*t in a kettle AND a toaster on a building site, a witch curse hypothetical, a man who met someone unexpected in a...
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'She's been eating raw chicken since childhood!'
On this week's LuAnna: It's boiling, Lu threw Dixchella for Dixie's 16th with 110 teens and a rodeo bull and is planning to smuggle smoke cannons to Morocco for a horseback photoshoot, and Anna's finally moving into her finished reno within days! After YEARS of hearing about it, we all can't…
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Toothpaste wars, Lu's 3-Hour Fart Session & the Cucumber that went back in the Fridge
On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's '96 girl band photo gets compared to The Grinch (they’re not wrong), a listener stole foxglove seeds from Buck Pal, listener Sophie's podcast played the vibrator sharing episode to the car wash men, a smear test pube-pulling PSA, 13 women crop-dusting a…
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'She's the prostitute, but she's the wife. It's genius.'
On this week's LuAnna: we're back to business with a late night record for Anna and Lu, Lu fresh off a plane from Spain, and Anna fresh from being exposed on the loo in from of 12 self checkouts in the supermarket (thanks Elle). Dixie's about to turn 16 and we're reminiscing the good old days of...
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Merging Lane Fury, Voice Note Of The Year & Words You've Been Saying Wrong
On this week's Totally Extra: We're giving Zissbags a little bit more time to recover from the ailment of the yeaaaaaar, but never fear, we'd never leave our Lufannians high and dry. Here's some more of our favourite totally extra, totally and completely Luanna moments. And we will be back with…
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'It's the ailment of the year'
On this week's Luanna: It's finally happened. After 8 years of Luanna (including two of the podcast that shall not be named), the tramadol era, the broken back and more, Luanna is off sick. But don't fear, Anna has hand selected some of the best, most outrageous and laugh out loud moments to keep...
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Nippy Nippy, Password Hacking & One And Done
On this week's Totally Extra: Anna's full taken up the hunting Tesco name badges for long-service staff hobby, Lu's confessing to some poetry theft, whatever 'Nippy Nippy' is, a misheard lyric that's basically incest, the teacher gift debate, and confessions involving hacking a classmate's…
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'I even thought about getting pregnant again!'
On this week's LuAnna: Lu nearly got her head microwaved in an MRI thanks to her hair extensions, Anna's fawning over Joe Wilkinson and reminisces about the doctor that almost made her want to get pregnant again and reno updates: Lu's gone coloured toilet in Dubai, and Anna's finally chipping in...
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Gross Pillow Pranks, Naked Campaigns & Vinted Payback
On this week’s Totally Extra: There’s more petty crime at the supermarket, a listener sends in a truly vile pillow revenge story involving post-sex cock wiping, there’s rage over the M42, praise for using up every last drop of moisturiser, and the girls end up planning a fully nude Luanna…
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" How could explain that I was not about to do something really weird and criminal?!"
On this week’s LuAnna: Anna reports back from a ridiculously posh run of events including Buckingham Palace with Al and his “Nigel Farage umbrella”, and a trip to Chelsea Flower Show with Papa P, where they stumble across pussypump bushes in the Lovehoney garden. And, it’s Lu’s birthday week and...
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TOTALLY EXTRA: Turtle Soup Trauma, Stinky Lunches & Banana Confessions
On this week’s Totally Extra: Dads traumatising daughters for a good story, "good" babies, there’s petty workplace revenge against a sexist colleague with a stinking lunch, group sex toy usage, a period cup in a hotel confession and some extremely creative things being shoved up vaginas as a...
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EXTRA HOT: WHERE IS LEE ANDREWS?!
On this Extra Hot episode: The girls dive headfirst into the wild Katie Price and Lee Andrews saga. From a whirlwind wedding to van FaceTimes and travel ban chaos, this one has truly gripped the nation, Lu's been on the ground keeping an eye out for Lee in Dubai and is he in jail?! We chat the...
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'Fergie is P Diddy's Side Piece?!?"
On this week’s LuAnna: it’s another Bank Holiday, nobody’s working, and Lu has gone full proud mum because Crumble has officially graduated dog training with a medal. Anna, meanwhile, reckons she may be on the road to an MBE after a truly surreal career high at The King’s Trust Awards at the…
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About this show
Welcome to LuAnna: The Podcast. Hosted by pals Luisa Zissman & Anna Williamson, join the girls for their no holes barred rants, chats & bants on the topical stories of the week. Laugh along with their latest antics and join in with sharing your stories and opinions - there is no such thing as TMI on this podcast!Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/For advertising opportunities on this podcast, email: [email protected]
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