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LuAnna: The Podcast — 679 episodes
TOTALLY EXTRA: Merging Lane Fury, Voice Note Of The Year & Words You've Been Saying Wrong
'It's the ailment of the year'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Nippy Nippy, Password Hacking & One And Done
'I even thought about getting pregnant again!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gross Pillow Pranks, Naked Campaigns & Vinted Payback
" How could explain that I was not about to do something really weird and criminal?!"
TOTALLY EXTRA: Turtle Soup Trauma, Stinky Lunches & Banana Confessions
EXTRA HOT: WHERE IS LEE ANDREWS?!
'Fergie is P Diddy's Side Piece?!?"
TOTALLY EXTRA: MH370 Mysteries, Hidden Snakes & Cousin Kiss Drama
'I really don’t think that we should have free speech'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna- Woman of the People, Parcel Parcel & a Secret Sugarbaby
' This is probably one of the most shocking and horrible stories we've ever received'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Feeld Hook-Ups, Driveway Rage & Conspiracy Theories
'You cannot be tried on your morals, everybody's morals are different!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fullfrontal Overshares, Parent Bay Revenge & A Family Friend on Grindr
'I'm bum clenching...this is really awkward!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Stonehenge, Twin Penises & a Very Bad Taste Test
'Parents need to take responsibility!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pride Revenge, Birth Gunk Bins & A Hotel Room Poo Disaster
"Leave the Moon alone!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Sugar Judgement, Death Row Meals & Sucking up Farts
'I think Christmas should be at the end of January'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Soiled Sunflowers, P*ssy pumps & Car Park Snacks
'Just call me Luisa the hypocrite'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fizzy milk, Moon Cup Spillages & a Secret CenterParcs Operation.
'Never has chlamydia felt so good'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Banging a Donkey, A Glass Cola Bottle Accident & Eating Nana
EXTRA HOT: What Louis Theroux’s Manosphere LEFT OUT!
"I'm celebrating that he's died"
TOTALLY EXTRA: Stretch and Seal, Swearing in front of Grandma & a Dental Nurse Confession
'He left his wife for his own mother!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mum in the Bath, The Jacky P Debate & A Sims Sadist
'Unless there’s a dead body in the bin. I’m not interested'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Theatre Etiquette, Binfluencing & An Angry Pirate
EXTRA HOT: Andrew Mountbatten Windsor ARRESTED!
'I want to know... Did they have to diffuse it UP HIS A**?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: P*ssy Palace, The WORST First Kiss & Dad's liking Bonnie Blue
'If you were on the jury, what would your verdict have been?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Body Counts, Videocalls in the Changing room & a Special Hedgehog
'How dare they experiment with somebody like this?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Scrub Daddies, "Homemade" Brownies & Liquid Fingers
'My 97 year old Granddad had erection gel in his bedside table'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Naked for 3 Seconds, Itchy Revenge & A Shower Hose Session
'I think he's basically an entitled little f***er'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Auntie Cl*t, Favourite Birds & Straddling the Kitchen Sink
'They don't do enough!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: First Snogs, Tampon Hiding & A Shock for a Midwife
'I don't know how I feel about this...'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Natures D*** Pics, Sex with your Ex's Cousin & a Cabinet full of the "Nation's Secrets"
'I grabbed an old man's b******s!'
Introducing: Live And Let Dyers
TOTALLY EXTRA: Our 'Liiiifecoach' moment
'Oh they're corkers!'
Introducing: Shouldn't Laugh But...
TOTALLY EXTRA: MERRY QUIZMAS!
'I am the co-producer, director AGAIN of the Village Nativity!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Corn Chug, A Giant Fridge & Who's Nicole?
'Sh*t, I'm a traitor!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Lads Mags, Sexy Teachers & Betraying your Best Man
'She needs to get over it now'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Viruses, Pyjama Pockets & The Choccy Orange Mystery
'But where does it stop?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pregnant Hit and Run, Brown Tidemarks & Lu Eats Her Words
'The lady with the minty crotch'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pencil Full of Lead, Pubey Revenge & Diabetic Barbie
' I honestly have no words for this one. '
TOTALLY EXTRA: Relationship Hacks, Breastfeeding a Friend's Baby & Traffic Light Havoc
'Come and party with us!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Bike Lanes, Pretending to be Colourblind & Unique Loo Habits
" I was trying to remember who I lost my virginity to..."
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pharmacy Rants , a Washing Up Petty Polly & Step-Uncle Fantasies
' We all agreed that this was never going to be spoken about again...'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The BIG Chair Dilemma , Sh*gging the Married Neighbour & Poop on the Walls
'I was let loose...and I took it too far!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Ants in the Flaps, Crash Confessions & 5 Mins Peace
'I think I have sepsis!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Naked leggings, pharmacy fails & petty revenge
' Taking back absolutely everything I said... iPads have a place'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Inconvenient friendships, Misheard lyrics & Guff mail
‘Don’t sh*g him you’re just bored!’
THE ROAD TRIP 2025: DAY 3
TOTALLY EXTRA: Dignitas, Cross Dressing & Fanny Feast
THE ROAD TRIP 2025: DAY 2
THE ROAD TRIP 2025: DAY 1
'We're on the road!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Tablet Packs, A Scottish Bus Rider & Isla White
'I actually drank bogey wine'
TOTALLY EXTRA: ABBA Voyage, Stepkids & Anna's Impression
' I can no longer look at a crunch corner yoghurt the same way'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Gentleman Jack Meoff, Misheard Lyrics & Bangin' your Brother's Mate
'Steps are Lufannians!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Tortoise Smuggling, Travel Icks & A Moustache Challenge
'I dont want my doctor's j*zz in my coffee'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Celeb Snogs, Palazzo Pants & a Toothbrush up the Pooper
"I've done a lot, been a lot, seen a lot, sh*gged a lot"
TOTALLY EXTRA: School Reports, Cohabiting & Feet Fetishes
'Imagine your dad running off with your fiancée!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Queen of Muff, Stoma Shagging & Baby Biltong
"Don't sh*g your PT ladies"
TOTALLY EXTRA: KY Jam, Parenting Hacks gone Wrong & an Accidental AA Meeting
'We just would like a bit more context around Karen shoving the glass up her a***'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Lizard Smuggling, Sausage Rolls & Using Loo Paper Twice
'RIP Boris'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Luanna on the Building Site, Fat Bags & Related to the Queen?
'Let's do a UK road trip!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A 21 Second Whopper, Getting Cancelled & A Letter Opener
'How much to lick my placenta?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Stoma Pockets, Pissy Toothbrushes & Clittergate
'Gobble, gobble, gobble'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Fanny on Fire, Chess & A Smelly Polly at 30,000 Feet
'Stop wearing dressing gowns. They're vile'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Alan Partridge Impressions, Breastfeeding your Partner & Why One Listener Abandoned Tescos For Good
'I've got some nipple juice out of my nipple'
TOTALLY EXTRA: School Bags, A Memorable 1/4 Zip & 'Where's your Mama gone?!'
"It's BORIS!!"
TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna's Big Toe, Lu's Botox Man & a £25k Turd
'It's Love Island, the Leyland edition!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Sexy Massage, Quiz Cheating & A Penis in the Park
'LuAnna has the sh*ts'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Two Sons Called Jacob, Crazy Break Up Moments & Cottage Cheese Kev
'Where there's a blame there's a claim!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Bum Hair, A Sex God's Australian Cousin & A Bottle Brush
'I don't often get the chance to see another woman’s actual a**hole
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Precious Hedge, A Spotty Snack & Steven Spielberg
'Why would you want to look at Rose West’s knickers?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Doris the Crusty Legend, Mum's and their Phones & Ick of the Week
'It's f***ing sick and it has to stop'
TOTALLY EXTRA: New Years' Canesten, a Fart Song & a Christmas Party Affair
'Would you want him near you?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mr Motivator, Stretch Mark Cream & Daddy
"If you could have someone wipe your a***, would you?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing Gum, Escorts & Fainting in the Loo
'See, I'm not a bad mum!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing Juices in the Garden, BUM HAIR & Eating a Nugget
'What's an Almond Mum?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Food Delivery Drivers, A Pint Glass of Squirt & Pranking Mum
'Wash your f***ing coat!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Men at Births, A Hen Do "Stripper" & A Sandwich Bag of Special Sauce
'I feel like we are lawless!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Inhalers, Dogging & Foot Worship
'I am actually a real life human sherbet dip'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Adult Spoons, a Crisp Messiah & Smashing the New Car
'He worked up a sweat that day didn't he?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Worst and Only Prank Luanna have done, Tiramisu & A Turd in the Sea
'Belittling... no, but banter... yes'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Hiff of a Whiff, Handwashing & Reasons to keep it Trimmed Downstairs
'Who's gonna identify you from your b*mhole?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Light the Fart, Can Openers & a Wet Towel
'The flap came out'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Potholes, Ras El Hanout & Leftover Ladles
'That's lifechanging!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeons, Poledancing & a Penchant for Tights
'Never have I been so excited about a message on Luanna'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Self Promo Birthday Posts, Kitty Polly & Luanna nearly Quit
"When 2 become 1..."
TOTALLY EXTRA: Lufannian of the Year, Painting Eggs & A Foot Loving PE Teacher
'Full moon...half moon....total eclipse!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Concrete Enema, White Elephant & Poopmail
'I’m pissed off he cried. How dare he?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Best Luanna Year Yet
'Listen to this it's too good to miss'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gravy Napkins, Secret Sibling Bum Finger & Hating Nativities
'Who's Genny?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Postman Matt, Soapy Teeth & The Spanish Cheesy Crust Stealer
'Someone's getting fired!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Wooden Spoons, Ballroom Dancer #1 & Flashing the Delivery Driver
'We were trying to prank you!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pooping from Height, the Fat Controller & Licking Hemorrhoid Cream
'Your crack has been extended!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Petty Tupperware, a Planned Sh*t Gift & On the Pull in McDonalds
'Imagine if you actually get married!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Water Slide Enemas, Working for a Haircut & Wall Spraying
'You've donated a dildo to your school?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pre-nups, Hairballs & the Wrong Thrush Pill
'I really desperately want us to do some sort of OnlyFans thing'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Shower Curtains, Fainting & Gentle Hands
'You might be making a hell of a lot of money but at what cost?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Granny's Crotchless Pants, Lambing & A Polo Husband Dream
'It's a good rice cooker to be fair!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tanned Bum, Bottle Caps & A Brown-noser
'Phlegm should be banned!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: An Octopus Attack, Vehicle Dysmorphia & Sexy Music
'I do think you should retake your test!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Icebaths, Going to Hell & Chickens for Sale
'I'm tempted to sellotape a pingpong ball to a tampon and give it a try!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Photo of a Helmet, a Dirty Tampon & Poisoning Sandy
'Date David!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Tears, Fleas in your Pants & Phlegm in the Gym
'I think he should have gone down for it!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Spiders in the Bum, Farmers' Kids & William's Beard
'Talk about Busy Day!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeons, KY Jelly & Rob Beckett
'Two Slags & a Lesbian'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Lanyards, Big Hairy Balls & Eczema
'I would just ban it totally!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Bath Farts, Teenager Struggles & Supermarket Theft
'Who ever has read a T&C in their life?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pissy Socks, Gold Bars & Dead Mice
'That is the biggest ick I've heard in a while'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Luanna Injuries ft a Deck Chair, Widow of the Week & Snogging
'I've seen the stills, I've seen the slo-mo...it's f***ing huge!'
BONUS: One Kiss is All it Takes & Free the Nipple
'Why are we longing it out and making them suffer?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Placenta in a Skip, Clip on Ties & A Name Stealer
'Oily butt juice is my kink'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Jacky P Song, Toilet Water & Feet Getting Someone Fired
'Is Meghan Markle pregnant again?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Maggot Butty, HGV Drivers & A New Name for Imo
'How long do we punish someone for?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Braces, A Finger in a Bucket & Pissy Presents
'This is wrong on so many levels'
TOTALLY EXTRA: MILs, a Commiseratory Sausage, & Jacky P Prep
'I think I'm allergic to Champagne'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Old Drivers, Glitter Bombs & a Bellagio BJ
'He has 1277 pieces of poo!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Runners, A Cock Bush & Secret Sauce
'Barbaric no?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Major Lab Maj, Left Shoes & Have we found the Durley Dumpee
'and you looked like sunshine!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Macaroni Cheese, Sports Gel & Wedding Ring Willy
"A little sexy sniff."
TOTALLY EXTRA: Imo Rant, Cat Suit & A Cheese Grater
'I love his farm, I hate his local council!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pizza Thief, Ribena & Howling
'That is absolutely off the scale of nuttiness'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Vag Powder, Garden DJs & A Special Toast Topping
'I’m not just a bitch you know, I’ve got autism!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Zoos, Umbrella Bags & The Worst Confession We've Ever Had
'It is NOT a podcast show'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Toilet Sniffer, Mini mics & Beans
“I’ve never held a turd”
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Cat's Tail, Honking Jobbie & an Epilator Accident
'Who the hell made that law?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Baghdad, Estonian & A Shoehorn
"This is girl power at its finest"
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Hospital Hoffwoffer, Abreves & A Dead Horse
'I’m so grateful that I bred'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Welsh Rudeness, Stingrays & Resurrecting Rabbits
"God, Science is INCREDIBLE"
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mosquito Nets, Dead Budgies & A Cougar
"It's hard, you can't really have it all!"
TOTALLY EXTRA: Tingle Lube, A Threading Nightmare & LuAnna The Retreat?
'I'm not having zucchini tonight for tea!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Meet the Twins, Water Bottle Coffee & The Wrong Cat
'But really what happened to you?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Porcelain Parps & The Hairy Fanny & The MIL
'HOT MUFF'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tangle, Cancelling Kitchens & Fear of the Giant Norks
'It's gone too far!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Ear Lobe Juice, A Canadian Lover & The Big Ship
'Why be up in arms about it?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Wee Flannels, Weetabix & The Fat Controller
'Is The Superbowl Basketball?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mambo No Fart, Mooning the Bishop & A Car W*nk Nightmare
'It looks like she's giving birth to a baby's head!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Paperclips, Car Locks & Cat Sh*ts
'I've been done for speeding!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: All Saints, a Sofa Stroker & Am I a Bitch?
'I got farted on by my Thai masseuse'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Brunches, Egg and Bacon Plasters & Caught on Camera
'I nearly had to finger a cat's bumhole!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Dirty Mugs, Duck Fat & a Mini Beard
'This reminds me of American Pie!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Look Back and a Look Forward
'It's been a banger!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Gooch, Getting the Ick from your own Kid & Catholic Sex Ed
'IT'S CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAS'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Burning Vag, Mismatched Socks & a Sex Suitcase
'Condoms are annoying!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: THAT Elf, Airport Rants & Nudist Hols
'I thought you were supposed to be doing the solo!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Updates, Gas Leak or Fart & Politicians' Willies
'You HAVE to watch it!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Psycho Sally, & Tech Dinos & Boundaries
'I'm not being funny I'm tired and I'm 36!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Waxing Queefs, Clothes Graffiti & Garlic Cleanses
'You can eat Farage!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pigeon Juice, A Garlic Press & Bottys
'WE'RE BALLOON W*NKERS'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Spelling Cake, Stone Henge & Spooning Dad
'Mine are going to be right out on their ear!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Ketchup Sachets, Trolleys & All That Jazz
'I'm not going to watch some Glory Hole porn!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Panettone, an Ashy Ring & Tapered Items
'This has got worms written all over it!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Water Park Disaster, Batman & a Stinky 69
'I’ll give you £100 if you put that in your mouth'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Public Bins, Sexts from Dad & Phone Fun Friends
'There's no way a 16 year old could do this on their own!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mourning, Hair Removal Cream & Sploshing
'Knives scare the sh*t out of me'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Sausage Party, A Mars Milk & A Bag of Cheese
'Hey cowgirl!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Big Bad Barry, More "Chocolate" on the Floor & Granny Porn
"Why are they going to a massive production company and not going to the police?"
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Tooth in the Bed, Octopussy & A Rude Return
'She's been impaled on a ladder!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Foursome Catch Up, a Kilo of Pine Nuts & A Non-Chocolate Delight
'Whatever happened to settling these things privately?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Wrapmaster, Pantomime Ideas & Fingering on the Back Seat
'Is that Justice?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Birthing a Feather, Chilli Crotch & When the Mummy Club Goes Wrong
'That really is fatal attraction!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Funeral Points, Curtain Tassles & A Double Wallop
'I don't want to think about his penis!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Rush Hour Pod Friends, Advice for a 30th & Foursomes
'Jaffing into a Cappucino?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Tampon Baby Heads, Headphone W*nkers, & Secret Sex Buddies
'20 years?! His life has been obliterated!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Toe-ing your Bestie, Butt Plug in the Park & an IOU
'I am going to meet the Pope!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Beetroot Poop, Gag Warnings & a Final Bang
'It's made this huge splash without any actual concrete fact'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gillets, A Walk with a Blind Man & a Pissy Salad
'It's very very sketchy and we don't know who it is'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pregnancy, Sleeping with Your Lecturer & Sneaky Ring Searching
'You might get splinters in the nunn!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Glittery Car, a Lightbulb in the Bum and Incest?!?!?!
'Why would a 29 year old want to be shagging a 83 year old?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Topless in Aldi, Hot Dog Ice Cubes & More Rapids Injuries
'She's murdered her child'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Blaming Farts on Patients, "Yoghurt" on your Coat & Neighbours hearing your Sex Chat
'My God that's awful! The poor woman!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Big Ball-erina, Elephant Sanctuaries & Feeding the Neighbour Dog Food
'His life is f***ed'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Cheating in Aldi, Revenge Backfires & Getting Off to Kylie
'Eww that's proper ick'!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pissy Baths, Arse Rescue & Old Biddies love LuAnna
'It all feels just a bit weird!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: An 80s Rock Eurovision Song, Temporary Traffic Light & 100 Tampons
'Noshing off his feet!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Toenail Toothpaste, Sharing Holidays & a Tribute
'As if you’re going to take me to lunch with King Charles!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Dick in a Tupperware, Hangers & Pissing in a Watering Can
'Someone's really clutching at straws here'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Jungle Vagina & a Pen in the Bottom
'It’s not a bloody Hen night'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Choccy Boxes, a Spitty Polly and Hamster on Toast
'That really surprises me!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Dentists, a Spanish Public Wee & a Rotty Botty
'That's what vagina says...'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Wheelie Bins, The Phantom Loo Smearer & an Awkward Bundle
'Let's give up work immediately and go on the rob'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Showering With Your 3 Year Old, Spaff on the Foot & Wiping Your Partner's Bum
'Her own personal taramasalata!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: 2 Girls 1 Cup, Adjectives & Gender Reveals
"What’s the difference between a man's nipple and a woman's nipple?"
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Crusty Thong at the Car Wash, A Guide to Aldi & Shagging the PE Teacher
'I'm fed up with being silenced!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Psychic Kids, Vagina Appreciation & a Tampon in a Shampoo Bottle
'Imagine being his mum! You’d be so disappointed wouldn’t you'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Sleep Apps, Guffy Pillows & Elephant Penis
'Don't let her back in!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Grandad's Balls, Letterbox Flowers & Instagram Balloons
'If she is…I mean could you believe it?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Petty Gaslighting, Belly Shaking & a Lime in the Sauna
'If they're over 25 apparently he does dump them'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Nits, a Textured Vag & a Pubey gift
'It's the not knowing...it's the worst. It really is.'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Bathwater, more Shark Vags & Dental Flossing a Pile
'They're just so blood thirsty!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: False Advertisement, A Cutting Vag & A Sexy Airport Drop Off
'How are we going to teach children how to conduct relationships for christ's sake?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pickle Fork, An Apprentice Insight & Accidental Splits Sex
'I think he just needs to shush'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Wakey Wines, Knocking Off & a Shoddy Wax
'That should be in a museum not up an arse!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Having a Baby to Save a Relationship, Plane Fibs & A Can of Tuna
'I would like us to write LuAnna: The Musical!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: IMO'S END OF YEAR QUIZ 2022
'Our best LuAnna bits'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Suffocation by Saggy Balls, Nightmare Neighbours & a Poly Confession
'I love them now. I’m a fan.'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Elf on the Shelf, Snotty Teabags & a Naughty Nurse
'I was the White Hole!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The P Word, an Online Panty Seller & a Partridge in a Pear Tree
'I don’t think they should be allowed to strike when they’re in this profession!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pride, A&E and a Thank You
'There’s edgy and then there’s downright wrong!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Aliens in the Nativity, Poo in the Bed & the PSB Uniform
'He's an attention seeker!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Chatters, Tampons in Food Tech & Talking out your Bum
'The best night of our lives.'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Parenting Your Husband, Electric Scooters & Fake Proposals
'Best signing ever.'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Cum Rags, a Dad Update & A Cancer Wig
'Quit your f***ing whining ok?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Drug King Teacher, Isaac Newton & A Big Old Weep
'The whole world now knows what he is, and that is a rude bastard!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Long lost Siblings, Botty love & Killing Puppies
'5, 4, 3, 2, 1, RELEASE'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Oliver Cromwell, Toasters & LGBTQ?
'We really got hot and steamy in Percy's Passage'
TOTALLY EXTRA: In Laws, Lesbian Crushes & School Antics
'Oh no. Not gooch.'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Heartbreak, Shit on a Loo Seat & a Vag Crust Tissue
'That’s just barbaric!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Legs vs Eyes, a Throuple & Shagging your Bestie's Uncle
'He's dead?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pearl Necklaces, Spanking & Condom Balloons
'I have not got bloody herpes!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pranks Gone Wrong, Baby Showers & Scamming Scammers
'Martin Lewis cried!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Ear Wax Curry, Massages & Vasectomies
'She’s taken so much stick!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Donkeys, Tea Lovers & Shitting in the Thames
'I feel like raising boys is such a huge responsibility'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Mama Shagger, A Heartwarming Message & Period Stains
'She’s had a really rough time!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Range Rover Drivers, a Mosquito Attack & Being Paid by Your Ex
'I think it’s a bit F***ing out of order! She invented it!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Not Ketchup Fingers, Anna's 8 Year Old Crush & an Annual Exes Reunion
'She should never have taken it to court!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mama Hilda, Backslang & Shagging in a Ford Fiesta
'Drugs are bad. Fact.'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Minge Gel, Popping Piles & Vomming due to Oral Sex
'It's so inspiring!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Clown Sex, Mum's Fanny & Karens on Facebook
'It's weird! It's not normal!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Halitosis Soup, A Cougar MIL & Anna in a PJ
'I couldn’t think of anything f***ing worse than living in that f***ed up backwards country'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Supermarkets, Fingers in Bum'oles & Semi-Psycho Pollys
'We cannot argue with science!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Tour Antics, Sunglasses & a Minty Fresh Blowie
'It's so f***ing wrong and it has to stop'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Passing Out at Tour, Theatre Shows & Orgasms in the Hot Tub
'This is such an incredible incredible breakthrough'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Gym Etiquette, Chewing Gum & Reusing Coffins?
"I don’t think anyone has won"
TOTALLY EXTRA: Baby Names, False Accusations & Taking your Blind Brother to the Gym
'It's illegal to own more than 6 dildos in Texas but you can carry a gun with no training'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Bump Grope, A Creepy Crawly & A Fake Twin
'I don’t believe that there’s no other gay footballers currently playing football!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Sunburn, the Sweet Smell of Murdered Grass & Paper Straws
'Don't bring Peter Andre into your WAG bitch fight!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Break Up, a Joke Challenge & a Prosthetic Leg
'You’ve got to have a great sense of humour if you’ve got a cock on your arm'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Yoga Queefs, A LuAnna I Love You & Peeing on your Sister
'You should be able to go on a run whenever you want'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fancy Dress on Tour, Soiled Pants in a PE Bag & Bangin' your Ex's Dad
"Only the ugly people care about it!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Am in the Morning, More 69ing & a Sh*t in the Sink
'I do see why people are really really angry'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Spare Ticket, Nunn Taps and Bathroom Taps
"We're running the risk of shutting down anybody that has an opinion!"
TOTALLY EXTRA: Wedding Dilemma, Ombre Nipples & A Pissy Suitcase
'I don’t think that the NHS are very good'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mask Poo Bags, Crunching on a Crustacean & Betty Crocker
'In life some people do deserve a slap around the face'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Farting up your Husband's Schnoz, a Potato Petty Polly & the Door/Wheel Debate
'Spread the sphincter!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Penis Mugs, Toe Paintings & Spaffing off to Tezza May
'Everybody wants to do something!"
TOTALLY EXTRA: Clair Voyant, Covid on Insta & Five Star Confessions
'There are now people selling courses online on 'How to be a Tinder Swindler!''
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Rude Tax, Changing Room Nightmares & Shagging your Bestie's Boyfriend
'What is wrong with him?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Maria Sharapova Sex, Salami & Sending Nudes to your Clients
'I’d quite like to never meet Prince Andrew and get £12million too please, thank you'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Smeggy Nails, Shagging in Other People's Houses & Stripper Heels
'Wonder if their prison cells have insulation?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Vans up your Arse, Posting Nudes on Insta & Unsolicited Pics
'I hope that she has absolutely ruined him'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna Under Fire, Dead Man's Socks & Bon Appetit Dave
'We always knew he was a party animal!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Coffin Dodgers' Speed Watch, The Fisting Sister & Threesome Tales
'If it was Covid just cancel your first two weeks then love!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Spiderman in the Farm Shop, a Bee in the Bathroom and Guffing on Lobsters
'These people are knobs'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Check Outs, a Poo Amongst the Crisp Packets & An Iso Shagfest
‘I don’t think it warrants the level of abuse she’s getting’
TOTALLY EXTRA: Rants with no Passion, Telling Strangers they're Gorge, and a Pooey Pack of Mentos
‘You sharted in the Covid queue?’
TOTALLY EXTRA: IMO'S END OF YEAR QUIZ
'Some of the hundreds of best bits from Luanna 2021'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Rip off Merchants, Getting Saucy with Santa and a Nativity Fireplace
‘Do you think everyone’s going to eat mum then?’
TOTALLY EXTRA: Toilet Plungers, a Death at the Nativity & Commenting on your Partner's Weight
'Who's Felicia?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Dog Breath Toothbrush, Reach Dickheads & Baby Louanna
'It’s just potluck where you’re born!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Kisses on Texts, Giving the Delivery Man a Bloody Fright & a Nativity Wind
'I have a lot of respect for her if she can stand up and do her job whilst holding her baby!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pate Gift Sets, Dog Food Pies & A Toddler's Naughty Speech
'It’s like Taken No.5!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Straying Dad, Walking in on your Parents & a Birthday Spatula
'The meaning of the name Ghislaine is hostage'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Anonymous Voicenotes, Burying the Wrong Cat & a Secret Vasectomy
'If I were in charge I’d have to annihilate him'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Splitting the Bill, Colonic Irrigation & a Heel in the Butter
'I don’t know how Twitter haven’t removed that!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Meat for your Birthday, LuAnna Costumes & a Folded in Half Willy
'This is going to ruin his life'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Shit Gifts, Passwords & Choccy Wrappers
'I got detention from farting at school!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Country Lanes, Nuns in Baths and The Curse of the Broken Cock(s)
'I don’t think you can fix it!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Petrol Queues, Anal Vibrators & Lift Wankers
'We would all have done what she did'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Naughty Whale, The Mothers' Load and a Husband in the Dark
'What is the purpose of life?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Taking Parcels for Neighbours, a Sad Dating Story & a Nun Joke
'It’s a little bit suspicious…'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Pooing on Planes, a Dead Pigeon & a Ruined Engagement
'It's no wonder people are choosing not to have children'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Naming Cars, Boy's Clothes & a Solution for Angela's Mum
'You’ve just got to live and enjoy everyday'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna the "Liiiiife Coaaaach", Baby Angela and Luanna Tour Friends
'It’s so potluck where you’re born!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Potty Training, A Nip Rip and Blaming the Baby
'She will not be a puppet any more!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Floating in Chunder, Period Cup Hats and Anna's Zumba Video
'People have lost their lives…for f***ing what?!
TOTALLY EXTRA: Holiday Drama, Changing Rooms and a Candle Mishap
'I don’t think she has good sex!'
Introducing Boob Share with CoppaFeel!
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Sphincter Issue, Don't Aks and Naughty Fantasies
'I'd like to be married to Boris'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Chomping on a G-String, Not Going Back and a Family Affair
'Who would want to be flinging your legs around with a tiny bikini on?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Exploding Piles, Sexual Liberation and a Sitting Liar
'You’re not an England fan and we don’t f***ing want you'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Song about Flaps, Check your Neck and Other People's Kids
'Well I think that is flipping brilliant'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Man Flu, Tapir Schlongs and Sexy Cousins
'Please don’t talk to me about your children'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Cut Grass, Pissy Malibu Revenge and A Bullet up the Bum'ole
'It’s a bloody scandal the poor girl'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Asparagus up the Pooper, Walking on the Left and a Cheeky Forbidden Snog
'This isn’t fair now and I’m pissed off'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Hamster Balls, G7 goes to Cornwall and a lack of Greggs Dummies
'He makes Bear Grylls look like Boris!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Smoked out Washing, a Pooper loving Granny and Shagging Dad and Lad
'I don’t blame her for bloody suing him!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Wet Flannels, Mummy's Beard and Ads on Catch Up!?
'My best mate Carrie's got married!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Showing the MIL Porn, a Tit Flash and Luanna for Mayor
'If you get a campaign with Aldi, I will go topless on OnlyFans'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Dirty Protest, A Baby Dilemma and Sending Nudes to the Work Whatsapp Group
'Your wanking workforce!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Four Saws, Charger Thieves and Tractors
'I'd be furious if that was me'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Timekeeping, a Canadian Sucker and Sharing a Boyfriend
'A Royal wank!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Danger Bidets, Tracy's Dog in the Wild and Lost Tampons
'The poor man was absolutely defenceless!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Wedding Accounts, Drunk Teenagers and Tattle Life
'I’ll take their Cuthbert over Colin any day of the week!
TOTALLY EXTRA: Wet Couches, a Jammy Knob and an Unimpressed Rabbi
'Have you ever stuffed a human?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Nurse's revenge, an Unfortunate Funeral Song and a Smeggy Surprise
'I’ll be a little bit upset if his balls aren’t there'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Neighbours' Parking, Half Birthdays and a Moroccan Tampon Nightmare
'Michael Jackson wasn’t bald!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Cheeky Snap, a Tresemme Bottle up the Pooper and If You Know You Know
'You don’t know what goes on behind closed doors!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Aunty Mary, Rigor Mortis in Airport Security & a Song for Luanna
'I did put in an Ofcom complaint about him, I was one of the 41,000'
TOTALLY EXTRA: 'Journeys', a Vag Tear and Period Fingers
'It’s gunna be one of the most watched interviews of all time and they didn’t get paid?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Knicker Sniffers, Laying a Creme Egg and an Answer
'Why do people need to know if we’re married or single?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Being Under-qualified, A Long Nipple Hair and a Very Big Question
'Just go and get a new chin, everything will be fine'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Special Guest, Smelly Balls and Fruit Salads up your Hooha
'Don't be a knob, be kind'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The KTSHHH Trick, A Backdoor Farter & The BEST Petty Polly
'He achieved so much in his hundred years!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Would You Rather, Baby Trevor, and Drying your Hands on a Ballbag
'It is debatable, why does an influencer have to come to Dubai?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Pube eating Pooch, Anna's Spirit Mum and Revenge x3
'He has been a sore sore loser'
TOTALLY EXTRA: False Accusations, Limescale and a converted Man Fan
'Joe Wicks you are our hero'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Eye Spy Gone Wrong, Dishwasher Stackers and Fanny Dripping
'He loves Twitter more than he loves that Melania'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Name 'Catheter', Nectar Point Revenge and a Night-time cupping
'Everyone's a miserable bastard on Twitter'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Best of 2020
'Random bits and snippets and odds and ends'
TOTALLY EXTRA: IMO'S QUIZMAS!
'I don’t know anyone that wants to be knobbed by the Grinch'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Elf on the Shelf, A Non-PG Cake and the Middle Name of the Century
“You don’t want a boring bastard to come round and keep you company!”
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Mum Bummer, Bin Men and Skidders at a Sleepover
'He doesn't need a wedding, he needs therapy!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Clit Bang, Petty but Genius Revenge and Karma Strikes
'Brb on my way to the Vatican!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Baby Dorris, Caught on Camera and Meeting the Israeli Parents
'Aldi’s ad is literally a family of carrots!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: A First Sexual Experience, a SUPER Annoyed Listener and Flannel Confusion
‘Congratulations to Russ, Robbie and their UFO trips’
TOTALLY EXTRA: Weeing in a Sandwich Bag, an Amazon Warning and Fancying your Boyfriend's Dad
‘Mummy, this smells like your nunny!’
TOTALLY EXTRA: Being called Liz, Leonard the Baby and Lu's Miss Derby Photos
'My GOD I would have boned him!
TOTALLY EXTRA: Using Lube instead of Jam, The Triple S Cyclist Tactic and Wearing your Wife's Heels
'‘Why would you vote against that?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Percy Long Prong, Merging in Turn and Mixing Mayo with Foundation
‘Ghost baby = good vag’
TOTALLY EXTRA: A Warning for LuMANfanians, an Aussie Poo Story and Men wearing Tights
'She hung around for 44 years? Mate I’d be off!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Dressing as the Staff, Baby Cradlers and a Turd on the Telly
'If it is a master plan it’s an absolute corker'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Dressing Gowns, Men handing in Sick Notes and Pissing in Changing Rooms
'#Anna4Aldi'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Five Pound Teeth, Giving Parking Tickets to Wrong'ns and Licking Tuna
'Tom Hardy, sorry mate, you're dead to me'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Lube Hair at a Wake, Riding Bare Back and a Wax Gone Wrong
“He’s 80 for goodness sake, give him a house!”
TOTALLY EXTRA: Aldi Bibbers, Skid Hacks and the Origin of F***
'That makes me a massive criminal potentially!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Sweary Lady, a Cleanup Solution and Cycling Karma
'I burnt my bean!'
Luanna with Friends: Mark and Roxie i.e Ladbaby and LadbabyMum!
TOTALLY EXTRA: Friends throwing their Phones in the Sea, Raining Cats and Dogs and Scrambled Eggs
‘Tiger King is back!’
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mounting the Eiffel Tower, Sticking Two Fingers Up and Overstaying your Welcome
‘Just give them the bloody grades!’
TOTALLY EXTRA: Meat Technicians, Making People Gag and Melton Mowbray's Famous Saying
'His dick fell off!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Listening Without your Partner, The Twitching Dead and Sugar Free Gummibears
‘I can’t believe he’s stupid enough to say that!’
Luanna with Friends: Tom Read Wilson!
TOTALLY EXTRA: Liverpool given a Bad Rep, 'Rona Shaming and Thrush Cream as Toothpaste
‘This is bloody interesting and it does reek of something very suspicious’
TOTALLY EXTRA: Banana Slicers, an AGL LDR and Luisa's Sandpapered Fingertips
'Britney we are behind you!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fire starters, Getting IDed and Killing your Sister's Cat
'She needs to go to Nando's dressed like that!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Private Instagrams, Cat callers and Revealing too much to Student Doctors
'I would paint the front door of No. 10 pink!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Duck eating Swans, Lu in Miss Derby and a Toothpaste Debate
'I've been a WAG!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Mud Diving, Filming whilst Driving and FishyTea
'There's a line and she's crossed it multiple times'
Luanna with Friends: Russell Kane!
TOTALLY EXTRA: Sergeant Beef, Hypnobirthing and Orgasms on the Loo
'I just don't know whether I believe this!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Dog Poo in the Park, Questionable Shoes and LuAnna Saving Families
‘I would dance with a woman, why do I have to be gay to do that?’
TOTALLY EXTRA: Anna's Feet, Luisa's Birthday, and a New Meaning to Forking
'And I thought Elon Musk was a fragrance!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Fridge/Cupboard Debate, Moaning about Bins, and Sending Barry to the CEO
'If you don't want to follow the rules, don't bloody do the job!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: LuAnna changing Lives, Listening to Porn at 7AM and Drinking Wee
'You have to be an idiot to think it's a fake virus!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Clap, Squatting in a Bush and an Awkward Christmas Party
'What is Gandhi?'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Delivery Charges, and Unwanted Necklaces and What Have We Started?!
'It's not that illogical that I didn’t know that Margaret thatcher was dead!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Sweaty Ball Bags, 4x4 Buggies and Alien Babies
'I just want to say that I hate people'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Dirty Delivery Men, Neighbours and a Mysterious White Powder
'I'm giving up on people this week!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Topless Men, Pristine Back Passages and Crunchy Toenails
'I think it but I manage to keep it in....most of the time'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Toddlers, Traffic and When Taking Advice from the Pod Goes Wrong
'I mean have you seen him? He looks dead!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Airpods, Sex Dreams about Dad and a Questionable Doctor
'Please tell me you know who Barry is?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Corona Update, Litterers, Nappy Admin and an Incident with a Foot Exfoliator
'It's really awful to be publicly called something you're not!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Self Check Outs, Easy Peelers and Meeting the In-laws buying the Morning After Pill
'You're not even joking, this is what she said?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: World Book Day, Frying Goldfish and Luisa on Canadian Radio?
'I've got twelve bathrooms here!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: The Vag Lady, Airplane Steak and Ale Pies and a Nutcracking Confession
'We just lay there and think of England 'cause we’re gorgeous!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Fireman Poles, a Poo Hack and Being the Master of the Printer...Obviously!
'Do we pay for Victoria and David Beckham? No we don't! So why are we still paying for Megs and Harry?!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: School Mums, Paying at Pump and Farting in Strangers' Cars
'I applaud the government for finally having a back bone!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Leaky Nunns, an almost Criminal Confession, Poosticks and a Hamster Murderer
'If you question your sexuality and if you're not sure, don't marry someone!'
TOTALLY EXTRA: Meatless Meatballs, a Mother-in-law in a Wedding Dress and a Surprise at Security
'Do you think our listeners would spend fifty quid on a candle that smelt like our bum holes?'
LuAnna: The Podcast - Coming Soon!