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Luke Hand Diary

by Luke Hand

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  1. In my absolute sexual prime, and the only thing fucking me is Autism (Tue, 14/10/2026)

    M: 5. E: 5. — Grateful: Thank god for the ‘clean-up’ feature in the iOS Photos app. No longer will we post selfies with crumbs on our chins or similar.

  2. “As Eve said to Adam” 🤭😉 (Mon, 12/10/2026)

    M: 5. E: 5. — Grateful: Richard DeVore jug; "Untitled #850” (earthenware with glazes)

  3. TGIS (“Thank God It’s Sunday”) (Sun, 11/10/2026)

    M: 3. E: 2. — Grateful: Tgis (tee-jizz) - thank god it’s Sunday.

  4. Cheeseburger (Sat, 10/20/26)

    M: 5.5. E: 5. — Grateful: cheeseburger.

  5. Fri, 09/10/26

    M: 6.5. E: 6. — Grateful: [REDACTED] said that my initiative of [REDACTED] was a good idea.

  6. Capybara (Thu, 08/10/2026)

    M: 7. E: 6.5. — Grateful: Really nice weather. Fine and sunny with a gentle breeze.

  7. Age-gap literature & chill (Wed, 07/10/2026)

    M: 7.5. E: 7. — Grateful: Play date customer service. Got an email warning that if I didn’t update the software on my device, it would be difficult to do so after a certain date coming up soon. They’re so good at keeping customers updated (pun intended) like this. Fantastic service.

  8. Photos arrived (06/10/2026)

    M: 7. E: 7. — Grateful: Photos arrived! Some nice shots.

  9. Pause to inhale deeply (Sat, 14/06/2025)

    M: 5. E: 7. 🥹😮‍💨🏳️😤🌊⚠️😭🥺 Grateful: [REDACTED] received the shirt and bag in the mail - and liked it. Squee.

  10. 🥃 🫧 🛀 (Friday, 13/06/2025)

    M: 7.5. E: 7.5. 😇 Grateful: Had a relaxing glass of whisky in the bath before bed.

  11. Swedgered (Thu, 12/06/2025)

    M: 7. E: 7. 😐🧘💡 Grateful: Got the iOS 26 beta. Nice and bubbly.

  12. Head (Sat, 07/06/2025)

    M: 5. E: 4. 😴😶 Grateful: Francis Bacon, Study For A Head , 1952.

  13. I ❤️ Lawrence (Wed, 11/06/2025)

    M: 6. E: 6. 🙂 Grateful: Lawrence.

  14. With frenzy (Tue, 10/06/2025)

    M: 4. E: 4. 😴 Grateful: Calm shift on a day when I felt too fragile to deal with frenzy.

  15. Reggae-ish (Mon, 09/06/2025)

    M: 6. E: 6.5. 😐 Grateful: Reggae-ish track is sounding like more of a proper song.

  16. We’re global! (Sun, 08/06/2025)

    M: 5. E: 5. 😐 Grateful: Friend of the show, [REDACTED], sent photos of his Luke Hand Diary shirt being worn in Greece. We’re global!

  17. Francis Bacon (07/06/2025)

    M: 5. E: 4. 😴😶 Grateful: Francis Bacon, Study For A Head , 1952.

  18. Lemon Myrtle (Fri, 06/06/2025)

    M: 5. E: 4. 😐 Grateful: Lemon Myrtle and wattleseed scented hand wash. Lovely scent.

  19. Kiss me, I’m Pleiadian! (Thu, 05/06/2025)

    M: 7. E: 7.5. 😐 Grateful: Hawks won.

  20. Annoying (Wed, 04/06/2025)

    M: 4. E: 4. 😐😠😣 Grateful: Velvet Underground music.

  21. 18 wheeler (Tue, 03/06/2025)

    M: 6. E: 5. 😴 😮‍💨😐 Grateful: Productive shift at the restaurant.

  22. 🎬 Action!! (Mon, 02/06/2025)

    M: 7. E: 8. 🙂 Grateful: Carrot cake from craft services for pudding at tea.

  23. Comfy runners (Sun, 01/06/2025)

    M: 6. E: 5. 😐 Grateful: the soles of the runners that I got from target are so comfy.

  24. Scored 77% on PrettyScale.com (Sat, 31/05/2025)

    M: 6. E: 6. 🙂😎 Grateful: scored 77% on PrettyScale.com

  25. Fri, 30/05/2025

    M: 6. E: 7. 😐 Grateful: Watched a smoking ceremony.

  26. Emil Cioran (Thu, 29/05/2025)

    M: 7.5. E: 7.5. 😇🤩🕊️🦾 Grateful: Some Cioran quotes really excited and interested me.

  27. Hire a sex worker? 🤔 (Wed, 28/05/2025)

    M: 7.5. E: 8. 🙂 Grateful: extremely satisfying gulps of ice cold water after a very hot bath. Got two to-do items ticked off my list. David Allen, eat your heart out.

  28. I’ve a lucky face (Tue, 27/05/2025)

    M: 6. E: 5. 😐 Grateful: I was given a free sandwich by the lady with the salt-of-the-earth kind of beauty at the bakery - presumably just because I’ve got a lucky face.

  29. “We like your look!” (Mon, 26/05/2025)

    M: 7.5. E: 7. 😎 Grateful: Being asked to appear in an Apple TV show.

  30. Sun, 25/05/2025

    M: 4. E: 3.5. 😴 😑 Grateful: Pizza for tea.

  31. Meat (Sat, 24/05/2025)

    M: 2.5. E: 2. 😴 😠 Grateful: had a taste of crème brulè.

  32. NULL (Fri, 23/05/2925)

    M: 2.5. E: 3. Moods: NULL Grateful: Finally fixed a safari problem on my new phone.

  33. Dentist (Thu, 22/05/2025)

    M: 6. E: 6. 😳🤢 Grateful: Beautiful cup of coffee.

  34. Kicks (Wed, 21/05/2025)

    M: 4.5. E: 4. 😴😐 Grateful: new kicks.

  35. Confound it (Tue, 20/05/2025)

    M: 4. E: 4. 😴🥺😐 Grateful: Coffee machine working properly. Emotionally, I couldn’t have dealt with any inconveniences today.

  36. HERstory (Mon, 19/05/2025)

    M: 4. E: 4. 😴😥😶 Grateful: Natchoes

  37. Munchkin (Sun, 18/05/2025)

    M: 4. E: 4. 😴 🥱 😑 Grateful: muscles throughout my body are aching. That feels nice.

  38. Sat, 17/05/2025

    M: 5. E: 4. 😴😶 Grateful: [REDACTED] caught an eel today. Very cool.

  39. Fri, 16/05/2025

    M: 7. E: 7. 😐 Grateful: Fast shift

  40. Denti$t 😬 (Thu, 15/05/2025)

    M: 7. E: 7. 😐😬 Grateful: I managed to seperate two trays at work that have been stuck together for a while.

  41. Mental; penis (Wed, 14/05/2025)

    M: 7. E: 7. 😐 Grateful: took another pumpkin that I grew in to the produce swap. Huge. Great colour. Someone said that it was the best pumpkin they’ve tasted!

  42. Nipple 🤏 (Tue, 13/05/2025)

    M: 5. E: 5. 😐 Grateful: Op-shopping.

  43. Blood test (Mon, 12/05/2025)

    M: 6. E: 6. 😐 Grateful: really nice lady did my blood test

  44. “Making it out of Stalingrad with this one” (Sun, 11/05/2025)

    M: 4. E: 4. 😶 Grateful: Literally LOLd at the comments on the new Kanye song. My oh my.

  45. Sat, 10/05/2025

    M: 6. E: 6. 😐🤦 Grateful: Beer.

  46. Fri, 09/05/2025

    M: 4. E: 4. 😐🤢😭🤝 Grateful: Shooting star sighting.

  47. Pumpkin skins (Thu, 08/05/2025)

    M: 6.5. E: 5. 😶 Grateful: My pumpkins being served in meals at the restaurant. So cool.

  48. Sickie (Wed, 07/05/2025)

    M: 3.5. E: 4. 😑😞😔😴 Grateful: Sickie from the produce swap.

  49. Triggered (Tue, 06/05/2025)

    M: 5. E: 4.5. ⚠️ Grateful: Liam gave me a cool painting.

  50. Brewski at the Pub (Mon, 05/05/2025)

    M: 6. E: 7. 😐🙄 Grateful: Brewski at the pub.

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