All Episodes

In my absolute sexual prime, and the only thing fucking me is Autism (Tue, 14/10/2026)

“As Eve said to Adam” 🤭😉 (Mon, 12/10/2026)

TGIS (“Thank God It’s Sunday”) (Sun, 11/10/2026)

Cheeseburger (Sat, 10/20/26)

Fri, 09/10/26

Capybara (Thu, 08/10/2026)

Age-gap literature & chill (Wed, 07/10/2026)

Photos arrived (06/10/2026)

Pause to inhale deeply (Sat, 14/06/2025)

🥃 🫧 🛀 (Friday, 13/06/2025)

Swedgered (Thu, 12/06/2025)

Head (Sat, 07/06/2025)

I ❤️ Lawrence (Wed, 11/06/2025)

With frenzy (Tue, 10/06/2025)

Reggae-ish (Mon, 09/06/2025)

We’re global! (Sun, 08/06/2025)

Francis Bacon (07/06/2025)

Lemon Myrtle (Fri, 06/06/2025)

Kiss me, I’m Pleiadian! (Thu, 05/06/2025)

Annoying (Wed, 04/06/2025)

18 wheeler (Tue, 03/06/2025)

🎬 Action!! (Mon, 02/06/2025)

Comfy runners (Sun, 01/06/2025)

Scored 77% on PrettyScale.com (Sat, 31/05/2025)

Fri, 30/05/2025

Emil Cioran (Thu, 29/05/2025)

Hire a sex worker? 🤔 (Wed, 28/05/2025)

I’ve a lucky face (Tue, 27/05/2025)

“We like your look!” (Mon, 26/05/2025)

Sun, 25/05/2025

Meat (Sat, 24/05/2025)

NULL (Fri, 23/05/2925)

Dentist (Thu, 22/05/2025)

Kicks (Wed, 21/05/2025)

Confound it (Tue, 20/05/2025)

HERstory (Mon, 19/05/2025)

Munchkin (Sun, 18/05/2025)

Sat, 17/05/2025

Fri, 16/05/2025

Denti$t 😬 (Thu, 15/05/2025)

Mental; penis (Wed, 14/05/2025)

Nipple 🤏 (Tue, 13/05/2025)

Blood test (Mon, 12/05/2025)

“Making it out of Stalingrad with this one” (Sun, 11/05/2025)

Sat, 10/05/2025

Fri, 09/05/2025

Pumpkin skins (Thu, 08/05/2025)

Sickie (Wed, 07/05/2025)

Triggered (Tue, 06/05/2025)

Brewski at the Pub (Mon, 05/05/2025)

Beans (Sun, 04/05/2025)

Competent supervisor (Sat, 03/05/2025)

No brakes (Fri, 02/05/2025)

Chunder (Thu, 01/05/2025)

Flicker (Wed, 30/04/2025)

A guy called me 👴🏻〰️📞〰️🧑🏻 (Tue, 29/04/2025)

Had a same-sex encounter (Mon, 28/04/2025)

🚜 ✌🏻❤️ (Sun, 27/04/2025)

Wow (Sat, 26/04/2025)

Fri, 25/04/2025

Mate (Thu, 24/04/2025)

Bit of a life-hack 😉 (Wed, 23/04/2025)

Passed (Tue, 22/04/2025)

🔥 🍆 (Mon, 21/04/2025)

Easter Sunday (Sun, 20/04/2025)

Not much room for a Mushroom (Sat, 19/04/2025)

Unabomber podcast and chill (Fri, 18/04/2025)

Go to whoa (Thu, 17/04/2025)

All but cocked a snoot (Wed, 16/04/2025)

Piss alley (Tue, 15/04/2025)

Wishing I didn’t exist, etc (Mon, 14/04/2025)

Slept the clock around (Sun, 13/04/2025)

Ripper (Sat, 12/04/2025)

Pumpkins (Fri, 11/04/2025)

Choux (Thu, 10/04/2025)

A romp (Wed, 09/04/2025)

Sent home from work (Tue, 08/04/2025)

What a characterful face (Mon, 07/04/2025)

Bravo (Sun, 06/04/2025)

A whale needs a hole in the head (Sat, 05/04/2025)

TGIF4A2025 (Fri, 04/04/2025)

0-4 (Thu, 03/03/2025)

All by myself (Wed, 02/04/2025)

Beautiful cheesecake (Tue, 01/04/2025)

Metaphysical implications (Mon, 31/03/2025)

Sun, 30/03/2025

Neighbour wearing Trump shirt 😞 (Sat, 29/03/2025)

Sonned a hoon (Fri, 28/03/2025)

Musique concrète and chill (Thu, 27/03/2025)

Wed, 26/03/2025

25c tip 🫳🏻🪙🫲🏻 (Tue, 25/03/2025)

Leaned my tummy on a warm groyne (Mon, 24/03/2025)

Sun, 23/03/2025

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick (Sat, 22/03/2025)

Pretty (Fri, 21/03/2025)

Horrible job interview (Thu, 20-03-2025)

Very sweet grapes (Wed, 19/03/2025)

Ahem (Tue, 18/03/2025)

Contraband seaweed (Mon, 17/03/2025)

Sun, 16/03/2025