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LUKEHAND

by LUKEHAND

Just occasional short episodes of joking around and that.

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  1. Tiara Misuse 👑 🍮 😏

    Tyre brands. Obama wants to be clear. Tiara misuse.

  2. John Coltrane blows

    John Coltrane blows. Millenials crack me up. I’ve been a very bad girl.

  3. Slip, slop, slap/Charles Dickens/Charlie bit me

    Slip, slop, slap/Charles Dickens/Charlie bit me

  4. Annus horribilis - 2024 Year in Review

    A clear eyed look back at the year that was for 2024. Let’s face it - it’s been an annus horribilis.

  5. “Jude,” lactose, fruit bread

    World peace now. (Although, it’s not fashionable to wish for ‘peace’ anymore. The activist set are having a backlash against ‘peace.’ Thats a yt liberal thing now apparently. It’s fashionable now to want ‘justice’ more than or instead of or as well as ‘peace.’ Call me old fashioned, but I still...

  6. 🇦🇺 🍞🤏

    Pinching a loaf. Jussie smollett was innocent of faking a race hate crime. Citroen. Win an iPad.

  7. The Carrier Bag Theory of Fiction - Ursula K. Le Guin (1986)

    A reading of The Carrier Bag Theory of Fiction by Ursula K. Le Guin (1986). I assume this is allowed to be read and shared like this. Hope so! It's amazing. PDF link: https://theanarchistlibrary.org/mirror/u/uk/ursula-k-le-guin-the-carrier-bag-theory-of-fiction.pdf

  8. Who’s clapping?

    Boop 👈🏻

  9. You seriously cant say anything these days (+ 🎵 “do you dare me?” IDM track! Completely FREE!) 🎁 💿

    You seriously cant say anything these days (+ 🎵 “do you dare me?” IDM track! Completely FREE!) 🎁 💿

  10. Relatable

    😏

  11. The Germans have a word for it (i.e. - ‘es’)

    🤡🤥🍅🇩🇪🐳🔮🪐🎶

  12. Bin Eve

    Don’t call it “Bin night” if your bins are collected in the AM. Call it “Bin Eve”. Warrnambool is one of the few Victorian LGAs that collect waste in the PM - so I’m fine to keep calling it “bin night”.

  13. A few facts (30/05/2023)

    …

  14. Bonded

    https://music.apple.com/au/album/spraying-scomo-likes-the-sharks-single/1686546683

  15. I’m not saying he loves eating guano

    🦇 💩

  16. Not Aloud to Call It ‘Kaffir’ Nemore

    A reminder that it’s not ‘kaffir’ anymore. They changed it. It’s the current year - don’t be “thAT guY” still calling it ‘kaffir’!

  17. The plumbing non-issue

    🚽

  18. AITA?

    😊🌊💕😳😔⌛️🤞🏻🚊🕊️🙊🫂🥰🤦🏻‍♂️😉🤲🏻🤕😏🙏😆☀️🙄😇🤙🏻🤔◻️❤️👍🏻🍿😮🥹

  19. Is ‘yueberquidessed’ a word?

    B side: Milk powder craving.

  20. Shut the front door

    Bants.

  21. NSFW - 15 Minutes?? ⏳

    https://www.mamamia.com.au/sophie-cachia-oral-sex/?utm_source=mailchimp&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=subscriber-weekly&mc_cid=65fbb9e9c6&mc_eid=c2d6fd3cdf

  22. Smashed avocado three ways 🥑 🫓

    Take my life.. please.

  23. Ghost cow

    👻 🐄

  24. Slapstick ep

    💁

  25. How am I so groovy? / Road-rage isn’t hot

    🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍑🥭🥭🥭🍊🍊🍊🫐🫐🫐🍍🍍🍍🥑🥑🫑🫑🧅🧅🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🧄🥦🥦🥦🌽🌽🌽🥕🥕🍠🍠🥔🥔🥔🥔🍈🍈🍈🍌🍉🍏🍏 🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒🍒...

  26. Bawling cinephiles

    Saw a woman naked. Bawling cinephiles.

  27. 🍏 🎭 ⚽️

    I’m not an Apple apologist // Vale Pele

  28. “Wee-orr” as a greeting, y/n? 👋 🚨

    💋

  29. Award season

    Yolo

  30. Toilet humour

    I don’t get it.

  31. Litter gaffe

    I can only apologise and completely reverse my opinions as stated in this episode. I was wrong and I’m sorry. . . . (AND 👆🏻THAT is how you do an apology, ladies and other. Take complete ownership, explain what you’re doing immediately to change what you did or said, and - most importantly of…

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  32. 🤬 NSFW - All the way home 🎵 / Equine athletes

    Nuff said do you know what I mean? End of innit.

  33. A-side: Slurs / B-side: Whodunnit 📀

    Be a bit compassionate and use your words thoughtfully and take care not not upset others as much as possible with what you say. AKa- use some manners. Any questions, AMA. Cheers.

  34. New shirt

    👚

  35. Shut up, Luke (Part II)

    Bants

  36. Protein and the public ledger

    Zink zonk 🤖 😜

  37. Playboy for the articles

    🐰 🐰 🍑

  38. Never had Covid // Vegan truants

    Kek

  39. Can’t say Anything // On Being the Nicest in the Friend Group

    The first time you were able and you had to do something about the situation you had in your mind and I think that was the first thing you said you had done to make sure that I didn’t do something that was going on with your mind that was not what I wanted you did to make you happy I didn’t think...

  40. Train Derailment Near Geelong, 14 November 2022

    https://www.theage.com.au/national/victoria/derailment-to-cause-freight-havoc-as-heavy-rain-pounds-victoria-20221114-p5by5t.html

  41. Kramer 🙃

    🚨 Contains re-run content!! 🚨

  42. Tee hee hee 🙊

    V-A-G-I-N-A. Techno remix. Tee hee.

  43. ‘Selfies’ are the New Autographs

    Yeah pretty much.

  44. Mostly Wear a Hat?

    Bants

  45. A-side: ‘BPA Free, baby.’ B-side: ‘Cruising Gay St.’

    https://maps.apple.com/?address=32%20Swinton%20St,%20Warrnambool%20VIC%203280,%20Australia&ll=-38.372660,142.451477&q=32%20Swinton%20St&_ext=EiYpkywWhEYwQ8Ax3lxqkEPOYUA5FVfwJyAvQ8BBHv0cbqHOYUBQAw%3D%3D&_mvs=CjYJ7qQBtMUvQ8AR6xsCB3POYUAZAABYzSXQKUAh1pxGFoiqR0ApEPOdO0BjA8AxAAAAAAAAAAASOAoXS2VubmVkeSBTd…

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  46. GOONS!!

    Wazzzzzuuuuuppp!!!!???

  47. Thoroughly modern.

    Bants.

  48. He’s over-corrected - and then it was “goodnight Vienna,” really

    I reckon he’s over-corrected and then it was “goodnight Vienna,” really

  49. You are so annoying, Luke

    Heh

  50. The City in the World with the Greatest Number of Daylight Hours be endured Under Lockdown… EVER!

    37.8 dongs into colons. / Dating. / The City in the World with the Greatest Number of Daylight Hours be endured Under Lockdown… EVER!

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Just occasional short episodes of joking around and that.

HOSTED BY

LUKEHAND

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