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Melonmancy Podcast
by Melonmancy
Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.
Episodes
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MP#130 - It's Performative
Never take the blackpill GAMERS, are you ready for the handheld era? Why disappoint yourself with AAA nonsense when you can just play old games, emulated or decomp'd? Stuff referenced: Golden Joysticks Nominees This is what an Ayn Thor looks like) This is what a Retroid Pocket Duo looks like...
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MP#129 - This Is My Idle Animation
It's not that kind of chair GAMERS, we're finally back on the regular recording schedule. Just in time to make fun of the Wolverine fart gas. Don't let the handholding distract you though, there's plenty of other reasons why this game sucks and why Sony is trying to deceive everyone into buying…
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MP#128 - A Waste of Tokens
I am AI-pilled like you wouldn't believe GAMERS, I can explain! This episode is long overdue as @[email protected] has been on vacation with the family! Treat yourself to an extra long episode of the Melonmancy podcast. Holy shit we let this one go on. We had a lot to talk about. Stuff...
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MP#127 - They Did The Meme
We called it, again. GAMERS, Its been a whole month since we've posted and so much has happened. The Xbox layoff rumors are no longer rumors, the media bias for Sony is showing strong, and Nintendo is continuing to double down on anime tiddies. Get the hell in here. Stuff referenced: Halo Studios...
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MP#125 - Many Such Cases
I never want to rip another CD again, but I know I will. GAMERS, let me influence you in kicking Spotify to the curb. Also what the hell are those Steam Deck prices? All that and more in today's episode. We tried to keep it short. Stuff referenced: Dielan really did rip all those CDs Not even...
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MP#124 - Their Opinion out of Your Mouth
It's been a big two weeks for [SkoomaDealer](https://shitposter.world/users/SkoomaDealer) GAMERS, we have a new game of the year contender on our hands. Cheap, indie, emotional, fun, and it's a solitaire game? Meanwhile corporate bloggers are raving about some cringe piece of shit called Mixtape....
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MP#123 - Butt Magnets
How did Sony and MS even get to this point man GAMERS, we missed our last recording day only to come back to see the absolute comedy of how PS vs Xbox is going. Also apperently NTE has HANDHOLDING BEFORE MARRIAGE? Scandalous. I also never want to see a magnet again. Stuff referenced: Gacha waifu...
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MP#122 - The Dragon Quest of Movies
Turns out subversion isn't required to make a good movie GAMERS, we totally skipped our last recording day and today you find out why. Dielan went to go watch Project Hail Mary in theaters while Vic juggled Crimson Desert between his regular duties. We have a lot to say about both of these…
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MP#121 - I just feel morally superior
Begun the goon wars have GAMERS, is your favorite fan service game at risk? Can Marathon afford to settle for 2nd place? Is anybody really surprised Highguard is shutting down? Also what the hell are LADS fans doing? All this and more in episode 121. Stuff referenced: Steam Charts How Marathon is...
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MP#120 - Firebomb Your Computer
Plz join my Steam group (and try Valour) GAMERS, this isn't the first time we've commented on a Discord exodus, but with some luck it may be the last. @[email protected] actually spent a while looking into the state of Discord alternatives, three of which we will go into some depth in this...
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MP#119 - All Jeffrey Epstein's Fault
Notice how Gaben isn't in the files GAMERS, welcome to MP#119, where the tangents were many and it is essentially unchapterable. We did attempt to but a few chapters together for the upload but trust that this episode is all over the place, in the most positive way possible. Turns out a 3rd and…
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MP#118 - Ball and Gun
We are so back GAMERS, Happy new year! It's time to talk about the best games of 2025. Be it drama surrounding the industry shows such as The Game Awards, as well as our own nominations. Here's how the Melonmancy Podcast awards game of the year: since it's unrealistic to always be playing new…
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MP#117 - Dodged A Chromosome (Last Episode of 2025!)
SEE YOU IN 2026 GAMERS, This is our last episode until we return in January 2026. With the Golden Joysticks behind us there's plenty to talk about, also @[email protected] has some first impressions of Expedition 33. Join us for one more episode! We'll be back next year. Stuff referenced…
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MP#116 - Bank of Symbolite
THE GABECUBE IS REAL GAMERS, is Valve about to do the bare minimum again and win by default? What the hell is up with that squid girl? Should Warframe players try out Duet Night Abyss? Tune in and find out! Stuff referenced: co-founder of Wikipedia rage quits 48 seconds into interview over being...
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MP#115 - Hitler Particles
Does Omarchy rhyme with Monarchy or with Archie? GAMERS, once again free and open source drama has broken containment. Today Dielan will be your guide at the FOSS Zoo. Please do not feed the animals. Stuff referenced: Things Framework is donating money to Guess who ISN'T getting any framework...
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MP#114 - Quirk Chungus [Derogatory]
Plz forgive the static background noise, I am not a robot GAMERS, after a crazy success like Megabonk I don't know if the AAA C-suite will ever recover. They really don't understand what we want anymore do they? Come listen while we shoot the shit like always in episode 114! Obligatory: Listen to...
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MP#113 - He would ask Jeeves, "Where are the tiddies?"
Randy Pitchford threatens to release another game! GAMERS, pour out a cold one for ComicK and join us while we ramble on about video games. It's a slow couple of weeks for news it's almost like everybody is talking about something else. Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this...
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MP#112 - Only 49 More Years!
Sorry we're late, I had dick surgery GAMERS, @[email protected] lives! So much has happened since our last episode I don't think we could possibly cover it all, so we'll just talk about whatever we want. Things cited: DEGA store to be a decentralized replacement for itchio? Obligatory…
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MP#111 - Each Asscheek Was Bigger Than My Head
I've known this man for 15 years and we just met in person for the first time GAMERS, the Canada trip was a huge success! Tennocon was dope and we have quite the story to tell about it. Also what the heck is happing with Visa and Mastercard??? Things cited: ACLU petition to do something about…
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MP#110 - Where the fuck is double dash????
Unedited, unhinged, hitting it raw GAMERS, we accidentally our mumble server so we recorded this one on Jitsi. Since that only gives us a single track of audio we are giving you the raw, unedited audio. No chapters, no mercy. Just like you were in the room with us or something. Topics include…
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MP#109 - Trying To Be Normal About It
I don't think it's a grift, that dude is just an asshole GAMERS, join us for a shorter episode for a change. Sometimes the universe is kind and people you called out months ago actually face the consequences of their actions for a change. The taste is delicious. Obligatory: Listen to the new...
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MP#108 - The Ass Clapping Will Make Sense In A Minute
Dielan try not to get tipsy talking about anime tiddies challenge: IMPOSSIBLE GAMERS, we're back in the virtual studio for another sophisticated and gentlemanly discussion on the most important topic in the media landscape: huge anime tiddies on the best and baddest Bodytype Bs you've ever seen.…
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MP#107 - Perfect Immortal Machine
What did you think we meant when we called him a People Programmer? GAMERS, Join us for a vicless episode where we talk about AI for a change and how it has been impacting our lives. I promise it's video games related. Stuff cited: Look at the bags under the Marathon guy's eyes Evidence that...
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MP#106 - Put The Fries In The Bag
I'll take my vindication in a bag to go please Finally some good news. Good new games, worthwhile remakes, and bloggers facing the consequences of their actions. Gaming is healing. Let's talk about it! Stuff cited: Expedition 33 reviews Obligatory: Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this...
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MP#105 - While You Were Lagging I Studied The Card
Do you think those Marathon robots might be fully functional and anatomically correct? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) It's our podcast and we'll talk about whatever we want. Welcome to a return to normalcy where we cover a variety of subjects instead of just a couple of really long ones. Crack open a beer and chill...
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MP#104 - I'm Professor Dielan, and this is How To Be A Hater 101
It's time to buy a Steam Deck The promised Nintendo direct has come and there is a LOT to say about it. If you ever wondered how such a reveal would be taken differently by a dad, a NEET, and a people programmer this is the episode for you! Also those SAG bootlickers are getting uppity again. All...
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MP#103 - Final Earnings Call
Finally, asscreed criticism from someone who actually played the previous games (but not this new pice of shit) A few days ago, on March 20th 2025 one of the most important releases of the year in video games has taken place - Xenoblade Chronicles X! A few other games came out too and we'll talk...
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MP#102 - She Would Break My Skull By Patting Me (on the head)
BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD A LIMITED NUMBER OF WHETSTONES It's time for the obligatory Monster Hunter episode. Some of the audio is a little messed up towards the end of the episode, sorry about that. Minus a few relevant tangents this episode is almost entirely about Monster Hunter, I was being...
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MP#101 - My Favorite Body Type B
This is not a grass touching competition we can win boys Listeners rejoice as we are joined today by @[email protected] Another major videogame release happened since we last recorded and it looks like a big stinker, or is it? All that and more in today's episode. We mentioned a few…
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MP#100 - Nuance Enjoyer
It's that time of the year. The obligatory political episode Promise this isn't normal. It would be disingenuous to not bring it up. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while listening, they are the following: Nightmare Kart dev crashes out Dr Disrespect gives...
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MP#99 - 30 Dollars is 30 Dollars
Wait, it's all just pandering? Always has been. A second video game award show has hit the south tower. Also if you have topic ideas feel free to sign up on our forum we decided to not restrict any posts on the idea threads. We mentioned a few things in the show you might want to pull up while...
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MP#98 - Don't Underestimate The Length of Our Backlogs
People of the internet, lend me your ears! Did you miss us? It's that wonderful time of the year where we shit on the yearly awards and give out some of our own! We're going all in on longer, broader chapters to help segment the show. If you have a suggestion go let us know on our forum We...
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MP#97 - Trippin' Balls, In Bathroom Stalls
This is the last episode in 2024! See you all next year! GAMERS! We were running late again so this episode won't have as much editing nor chapters, please bear with us. Come chill with us as we shit on Bluesky, obnoxious twitter users, and some guy named Drew. Don't 5get to sign up on our forum...
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MP#96 - The Rig Of Theseus
Today you're getting it raw and wriggling (the audio that is) GAMERS! We're running a little behind so here's an episode with almost no editing and no chapters. There's lots to cover from the Tokyo Games Show, so relax and give us about two hours of your time. Listen to the new episode here!...
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MP#95 - Satanic Panic 2
They unironically called it PSSR omfg GAMERS! The war on pandering continues with another episode of the Melonmancy Podcast! Join us as we chronicle the trainwreck of Sony and Microsoft racing to the bottom, plus more! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the...
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MP#94 -白左
We did this episode stone cold sober GAMERS we are FEASTING over here. Western bloggers are losing their minds over games they wanted to succeed failing, and games they wanted to fail succeeding. It is delicious. This episode is a long one but that's because we are covering some of the details...
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MP#93 - Bad Faith Argument
We promised to deliver hopium and the 2nd half of this episode is all hopium We're Vicless in this episode but with him a speedy recovery from the Irish Flu or whatever it's called. Today we turn a new leaf and focus on good news for a change. Besides, most of the bad news in gaming spreads like...
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MP#92 - I Bought The Game At Least Four Times
Put your satoshis where your mouth is! Nobody is coming to save you. 50% of the Sats received by this episode will be sent to Freakoverse who is creating DEG Mods! DEG Mods is on Geyser Fund, click here to see the page and give your support! Welcome to Melonmancy Podcast Episode 92! Keeping a…
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MP#91 - Zedless Zedone Zedro
If Yasuke's history was really fanfiction all along what else have they lied about? Episode 91 is here and we've come to shit on Ubisoft once again. Also come hear Vic's first impressions for the latest slot machi..I MEAN Gacha game! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW...
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MP#90 - Two-Time Champ More Like two-times her age!
WE BACK (from vacation) Everybody and their mother had a video game showcase since we last recorded and it warrants a chinwag (he he). Somehow Nintendo came out on top? News and hot takes found within. Listen to the new episode here! Discuss this episode on OUR NEW FORUM Get the RSS and Subscribe...
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MP#89 - Mutual Grift
We had to record this twice Hydroking in the house! We asked Hydro to finally join us since our previous attempt to record episode 89 didn't save right. Expect coverage of Sony State of Cringe, The oral history of the Destiny franchise with Hydro, and more! Listen to the new episode here! Discuss...
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MP#88 - Basic Bitch Version: $70 USD
I think it's long past time for a complete Ubisoft boycott for all games past, present, and future. The horrors won't end! Sony and Microsoft compete for worst decisions in gaming, meanwhile Ubisoft might have them both beat. All of this and more in our episode! Listen to the new episode here!...
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MP#87 - A Videogame-ass-videogame
We totally wrapped recording this one JUST before the big Helldivers 2 account linking news dropped. Oh well. In today's episode Stellar Blade first impressions! Is the story really as predictable as the bloggers say? Dielan gives his predictions based on being 10 hours in. Find out in the…
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MP#86 - Terminally Online
Remember kids, merit based employment also means merit based performance evaluation! News concerning DEI in videogames has been winding down lately but content creators who agreed with us seem to be dragging it out on purpose. Is it grift? We'll discuss that and more on today's Episode! Listen to...
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MP#85 - It's OK He's Lawful Good
Special thanks to @[email protected] (formerly @[email protected]) for joining us! Shitposter Club has been reborn as Shitposter World! In today's episode SPW owner & administrator @[email protected] joins us to give the full scoop on WTF happened and how did we get here. Additionally,...
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MP#84 - The Normie Tax
The $70 you were going to spend on FF7 Rebirth would be better spent on boosting our podcast! Trust me ;) @[email protected] finally beat FF7 Rebirth and has a lot to say, most of which is not good. After that, we have so many updates on gaming news, from Kotaku's death knells to the latest...
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MP#83 - In On The Joke
At this rate I'm going to need more moonshine. FF7 Rebirth First Impressions! Helldivers 2 elitists on suicide watch after a single nerf patch! Rooster Teeth is finally Dead! WTF is an SBI? All of that and more in today's episode. We referenced an interview when we were reading out the boosts…
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MP#82 - The Trees Are Beepin
Thoughts, prayers, and positive energy to Shitposter Club's full recovery! Until SPC is back up, you can follow Dielan at @[email protected] btw To everybody's surprise, Helldivers 2 has the world in an absolute chokehold. So we're going to talk about it. This episode is the first episode of...
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MP#81 - The D stands for Jesus Christ
I didn't ask for this This episode is RAW and UNEDITED because @[email protected] forgot to set mumble to multitrack before hitting record. Enjoy our usual variety of gaming topics, including our review of Tekken 8, with all the heavy mouth breathing and awkward pauses you normally wouldn't...
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MP#80 - Leto II Was Right
PALWORLD is the biggest story in gaming right now. We asked the the fedi about this and in today's episode you'll hear about that and more. In this episode we also mentioned Tachiyomi, which is currently sort-of being sued. We promised during the episode to put this in the show notes, if you want...
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Wizards and watermelons! We play tabletop, video games, and talk about those things + more on our podcast. No filter.
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