All Episodes

MP#123 - Butt Magnets

MP#122 - The Dragon Quest of Movies

MP#121 - I just feel morally superior

MP#120 - Firebomb Your Computer

MP#119 - All Jeffrey Epstein's Fault

MP#118 - Ball and Gun

MP#117 - Dodged A Chromosome (Last Episode of 2025!)

MP#116 - Bank of Symbolite

MP#115 - Hitler Particles

MP#114 - Quirk Chungus [Derogatory]

MP#113 - He would ask Jeeves, "Where are the tiddies?"

MP#112 - Only 49 More Years!

MP#111 - Each Asscheek Was Bigger Than My Head

MP#110 - Where the fuck is double dash????

MP#109 - Trying To Be Normal About It

MP#108 - The Ass Clapping Will Make Sense In A Minute

MP#107 - Perfect Immortal Machine

MP#106 - Put The Fries In The Bag

MP#105 - While You Were Lagging I Studied The Card

MP#104 - I'm Professor Dielan, and this is How To Be A Hater 101

MP#103 - Final Earnings Call

MP#102 - She Would Break My Skull By Patting Me (on the head)

MP#101 - My Favorite Body Type B

MP#100 - Nuance Enjoyer

MP#99 - 30 Dollars is 30 Dollars

MP#98 - Don't Underestimate The Length of Our Backlogs

MP#97 - Trippin' Balls, In Bathroom Stalls

MP#96 - The Rig Of Theseus

MP#95 - Satanic Panic 2

MP#94 -白左

MP#93 - Bad Faith Argument

MP#92 - I Bought The Game At Least Four Times

MP#91 - Zedless Zedone Zedro

MP#90 - Two-Time Champ More Like two-times her age!

MP#89 - Mutual Grift

MP#88 - Basic Bitch Version: $70 USD

MP#87 - A Videogame-ass-videogame

MP#86 - Terminally Online

MP#85 - It's OK He's Lawful Good

MP#84 - The Normie Tax

MP#83 - In On The Joke

MP#82 - The Trees Are Beepin

MP#81 - The D stands for Jesus Christ

MP#80 - Leto II Was Right

MP#79 - Clipbait

MP#78 - Vote With Your Fist

MP#77 - Dongles on Dongles

MP#76 - He's literally too righteous to die

MP#75 - The Next Skyrim Is Just Skyrim

MP#74 - Arch btw

MP#73 - Nippleheim

MP#72 - Button Mashy Garbage for Weebs

MP#71 - Like a Landlord Raising the Rent

MP#70 - Evil Inc. with our strongest fighter: THE DEVIL

MP#69 - Fergstorian

MP#68 - People Programmer

MP#67 - Thoughts and Prayers

MP#66 - Hippogriff In The Room

MP#65 - Sandbox More Like Litterbox

Long Live RSSBlue! SoundCloud is dead!

MP#64 - Season Finale

MP#63 - I don't even own a TV

MP#62 - What Puberty Does to a MF

MP#61 - A blogger in journalist's clothing

MP#60 - Feels like an RE4 Quicktime Event

MP#59 - How the sausage was made

MP#58 - Better Than It Has Any Right To Be

MP#57 - Birthday Spankings

MP#56 - Thicc Orc Bitches

MP#55 - Mass Effect With Full Penetration

MP#54 - Having Fun Illegally

MP#53 - Vanilla Coke

MP#52 - Just Watch Gundam

MP#51 - The Future of the Internet is Decentralized

MP#50 - Fuck Printers

MP#49 - Maidenless Behaviour

MP#48 - None of us are free of sin

MP#47 - Just Night Shift Things

MP#46 - The American Version of Vic

MP#45 - This is Shortstack erasure

Melonmancy 2021 Holiday Special

MP#44 - The Jesus Fandom

MP# 43 - Wouldn't work on my Windows machine anyway

MP#42 - Roblox is the new Runescape

MP#41 - We won! We beat the Zombies

MP#40 - NFT version of 1st edition Charizard

MP#39 - Hot Garbage

MP#38 - ftp btw

MP#37 - Entrapment isn't illegal on Sarge Island

MP#36 - Wait was Fio always this hot? - E3 RECAP

MP#35 - How many packs of cigarettes do you smoke a day kid?

MP#34 - Ask your local Furry

MP#33 - The People With The Wrong Opinions

MP#32 - Teamkilling is part of my culture

MP#31 - It's not Hitbox.tv I swear

MP#30 - UTI, wait I meant UBI

MP#29 - The ProtoKyle

MP#28 - Alright son, here's the credit card

MP#27 - White Girl Wasted

MP#26 - Capcom execs come at me

MP#25 - It Rhymes With Residential Erection

MP#24 - Learn to spell your name right asshole

MP#23 - So there you were, watching a camgirl in mime makup

MP#22 - It was a great idea so I decided to ruin it

MP#21 - Atlantic Canadian, that's just diet Boston!

MP#20 - I hate Minecraft, now let me tell you why it's game of the decade

MP#19 - So I got in a car accident

MP#18 - Comparing Tupac to Led Zeppelin

MP#17 - The Dedicated Salute Button

MP#16 - Cletus Was My Wrestling Name

MP#15 - Cheesy Kung-Fu Movies Are Better Than Twilight

Bonus Episode - Chris Jericho, that guy from the radio

MP#14 - The Ancient Aliens Were Catgirls

MP#13 - Big Dumb Dumb

MP#12 - So There I Was

MP#11 - A Death in the Family

MP#10 - Season 2 Preseason Special

MP#9 - Boys To Men

MP#8 - Two Girls One Cheese Dip

MP#7 - I Wanted Heroes Song More Than I Want A Girlfriend

MP#6 - I Enjoyed It More Than I Probably Should Have

Bonus Episode - Make Herocraft Drunk Again (Unedited & Uncut)

MP#5 - Hakuna Matata

MP#4 - Life Doesn't Always Go The Way People Plan

MP#3 - Bex Beer and the Planet of Alcoholics

MP#2 - No 711's in Canada

MP#1 - Origins pt.2

MP#1 - Origins pt.1