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Metaphysical Martini

by Ani Avedissian

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Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. Three parts spirit. One part rational mind. Add two drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!PODCAST ARCHIVESCosmic Reality - https://www.cosmicreality.com/archives.htmlANI ON THE WEBAni's website - http://aniavedissian.comBlog http://aniavedissian.blogspot.com/Twitter https://twitter.c

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Episodes

  1. "Metaphysical Martini" 04/15/2026 - Last Call . . . but not my last cocktail!

    This is the last Metaphysical Martini but fear not - Martini Heads will live forever! New podcasts coming in May - Points to Ponder Over Happy Hour and Cosmic Conundrums. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of...

  2. "Metaphysical Martini" 02/11/2026 - Chaos! Corruption! Culper Ring!

    We defeated the Redcoats - Bada Boom Bada Bing! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  3. "Metaphysical Martini" 12/31/2025 - 2026 - Problems Fixed or More Dirty Tricks?

    A Very Happy New Year to you all! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the…

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  4. "Metaphysical Martini" 12/10/2025 - Old Fashioned Cocktails - Old Fashioned Ideas!

    A Merry Christmas and a Blessed Yuletide to you all! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  5. "Metaphysical Martini" 11/05/2025 - Why Does God Have So Many Names?

    Because everything comes from that which we call God. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  6. "Metaphysical Martini" 10/22/2025 - Tartaria - Truth or Trash?

    This is one heck of a rabbit hole! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the...

  7. "Metaphysical Martini" 10/08/2025 - Ani Goes on a Little Rant

    What happened to common sense? Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder…

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  8. "Metaphysical Martini" 09/24/2025 - Puerto Ricans, Emerald Tablets, Cocktails!

    The World is Waking Up! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of…

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  9. "Metaphysical Martini" 09/10/2025 - Ani's Metaphysical Mishmash

    Questions, Cocktails, Banshees and Rhyme Crime Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  10. "Metaphysical Martini" 08/27/2025 - Disturbing Visions & Vortexes

    . . . and a long poem about the liquor store Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and…

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  11. "Metaphysical Martini" 08/13/2025 - Demons & Other Dickheads

    Enough with the 72 demons story! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the…

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  12. "Metaphysical Martini" 07/30/2025 - ET Encounters

    Not every weird thing we see is an alien! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate...

  13. "Metaphysical Martini" 07/16/2025 - Haunted Happenings

    Today we stick to things that go bump in the night. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  14. "Metaphysical Martini" 07/02/2025 - America First Principles, Part 2

    The America First Agenda by PG Arnold Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the...

  15. "Metaphysical Martini" 06/18/2025 - America First Principles, Part 1

    Understanding Sovereignty Makes Isolationism Redundant Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  16. "Metaphysical Martini" 06/04/2025 - Ani Answers Your Questions on Current Events

    Confused? Me too. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic...

  17. "Metaphysical Martini" 05/21/2025 - Whether Addicted or Conflicted...It's All Self-Inflicted

    Never was it so obvious - we are living in separate realities. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip...

  18. "Metaphysical Martini" 05/07/2025 - Ani Shares Questions from Her Quirkiest Listeners!

    Maybe y'all are drinking too much . . . Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate…

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  19. "Metaphysical Martini" 04/09/2025 - American History Quiz & Cocktails with Fizz!

    Let's teach American Civics and History to all Schoolchildren. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip...

  20. "Metaphysical Martini" 03/26/2025 - The Fishbowl of Perpetual Perplexity!

    Ani catches up with incoming mail for QAC. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate...

  21. "Metaphysical Martini" 03/12/2025 - A Cornucopia of Cringe

    I must, I must express my disgust. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the...

  22. "Metaphysical Martini" 02/26/2025 - TRIGGER WARNING! Ani Discusses Religion

    OMG! I don't agree! Let's shave our heads and kill ourselves! Sigh. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back…

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  23. "Metaphysical Martini" 02/12/2025 - World of Earthcraft

    The Game of Life and How to Advance It. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate…

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  24. "Metaphysical Martini" 01/29/2025 - Questions on Dark Magick

    It's the intention - not the incantation. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate...

  25. "Metaphysical Martini" 01/15/2025 - Religion is Outdated – Humanism Lacks the Divine

    We can have God without religion. The Force is with us - always. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip...

  26. "Metaphysical Martini" 01/01/2025 - America Will Thrive in 2025!

    Please be patient while the Republic reboots! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  27. "Metaphysical Martini" 12/18/2024 - Ani's Yuletide Yahoo!

    2024 Goes out the Door! Let's thrive in 2025! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  28. "Metaphysical Martini" 12/04/2024 - I drink sherry and I know things.

    Not all things - but some things. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the…

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  29. "Metaphysical Martini" 11/20/2024 - Why is Common Sense Controversial?

    This is real - it's not a rehearsal. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the...

  30. "Metaphysical Martini" 11/06/2024 - Ani Creates Perfect Election Libation – the Libertarian!

    Make America Love Cocktails Again! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the...

  31. "Metaphysical Martini" 10/23/2024 - Welcome to Ani's "Imbibery" Library!

    Which cocktails pair best with literary classics? Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  32. "Metaphysical Martini" 09/25/2024 - Spirit Sense is Common Sense

    Alignment brings peace Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of…

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  33. "Metaphysical Martini" 09/11/2024 - The Cabal's Prize? We the People Propagandized

    They want us pasteurized, homogenized and sanitized. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and...

  34. "Metaphysical Martini" 08/28/2024 - RFK - Deep State at Bay

    The Team Assembles... Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic...

  35. "Metaphysical Martini" 08/14/2024 - Social Engineering - Fear Mongering - Spiritual Hungering

    We think we own our minds, but do we? Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the...

  36. "Metaphysical Martini" 07/31/2024 - Hollow Earth - Who Lives There?

    Well, I Noah a Guy... Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic...

  37. "Metaphysical Martini" 07/17/2024 - Demons in Politics

    Corruption, Greed and the Lust for Power Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate…

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  38. "Metaphysical Martini" 07/03/2024 - July 4 Extravaganza Americana!

    God bless America! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic...

  39. "Metaphysical Martini" 06/19/2024 - Cats, Kibble & Karma: Animal Spirituality!

    My guest today is animal intuitive and medical medium, Kate Shadock, owner of Radiant Animals. www.radiantanimals.com Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it...

  40. "Metaphysical Martini" 06/05/2024 - America . . . We Need to Talk About Obesity!

    Step Away from the Buffet! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of...

  41. "Metaphysical Martini" 05/22/2024 - Martini Heads ask questions on current events!!

    The "Wheel of Insanity" continues to turn. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate...

  42. "Metaphysical Martini" 05/08/2024 - Is Ascension a Foregone Conclusion?

    We might need some help from Source I Am. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate...

  43. "Metaphysical Martini" 04/24/2024 - The Shot, The Agenda, The People's Bus

    Ani chats with RFK's Children's Health Defense People's Bus Tour. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip...

  44. "Metaphysical Martini" 04/10/2024 - Thoughts on Morality and Magic

    There are no magic tricks. Do the basics daily and thrive. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly...

  45. "Metaphysical Martini" 03/27/2024 - The Longest, Saddest "I Told You So"

    You told us we were mad. Now you are dying and that is beyond sad. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back…

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  46. "Metaphysical Martini" 03/13/2024 - The Cocktail Queen Reviews the Great Awakening Scene

    To thine own self be true - or flush your life down the loo. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip…

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  47. "Metaphysical Martini" 02/28/2024 - The Martini Genie answers questions from We the People!

    Your voice. Your Choice. Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of...

  48. "Metaphysical Martini" 02/14/2024 - Not all young peeps are sheep!

    Calling all awakened millennials! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the…

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  49. "Metaphysical Martini" 01/31/2024 - Vision Quest. Going Within. Ego Spin.

    Never allow yourself to play the victim! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate…

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  50. "Metaphysical Martini" 01/17/2024 - Narcissists and Gaslighters are cowards with mental health issues

    Never allow yourself to play the victim! Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. 3 parts spirit. 1 part rational mind. Add 2 drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour. Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate…

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About this show

Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. Three parts spirit. One part rational mind. Add two drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.Join me, Ani Avedissian, to find out what's true...what's woo...and what gets flushed down the loo in today's poorly educated, highly opinionated, dysfunctional little world.Our goal is to "Let the Spirit Inhabit the Human," but be warned - this show is politically incorrect because we do not wish to erode our intellect. If you are easily offended, this show is not for you. If, on the other hand, you are a sovereign soul with a sense of humor and capacity for objectivity, then welcome aboard!PODCAST ARCHIVESCosmic Reality - https://www.cosmicreality.com/archives.htmlANI ON THE WEBAni's website - http://aniavedissian.comBlog http://aniavedissian.blogspot.com/Twitter https://twitter.c

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Frequently asked questions

How many episodes does Metaphysical Martini have?

Metaphysical Martini has 161 episodes on PodParley. The most recent episode was published on April 24, 2026.

What is Metaphysical Martini about?

Hello Everyone! I'm Ani Avedissian. Welcome to Metaphysical Martini. Three parts spirit. One part rational mind. Add two drops of optimism. Give it all good, hard shake and pour.Dress it with the olives of grace and empathy. Sit back, sip slowly and contemplate the wonder of cosmic co-creation.Join...

How often does Metaphysical Martini release new episodes?

Metaphysical Martini publishes every two weeks, based on its 161 episodes since May 2021.

Who hosts Metaphysical Martini?

Metaphysical Martini is created and hosted by Ani Avedissian.
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