Moms on the Porch

This week on the porch it's a Friday daylight womp — kids upstairs, moms outside, Munchies Marshmallow Pie in the bowl and porch tax cookies to match. We spend three attempts trying to have a PTA conversation, and land firmly on the conclusion that you cannot be a womp mom and PTA president at the same time. We don't make the rules.Also: Hailey woke up at 2am convinced there was a tarantula-sized spider on her wall, spent 25 minutes trapped in her own bathroom, and it was almost certainly the 15mg edible she took before bed. We both do some stoner math about how many school moms are secretly womped. The hose game gets a full rule set. And somehow the black hole house, a 1985 sitcom, and a woman watching traffic from her window all become the same conversation.We might be the outliers. We're fine with that.Pull up a chair. 🌿

This week on the porch Left Coast's Monster Cookies is in the rotation, and Cookie Monster cookies are on the table — because if we're smoking it, we're eating it. We open with a Reddit deep dive on Left Coast flower, debate whether we've officially escalated past normal human consumption, and somewhere in the middle of it all Hailey can no longer feel her legs.Also: Amanda's mom has a thing for shopping baskets, a neighbor coughs so loud it can be heard from four houses away, and Mike walks out long enough to confirm that yes, we have gone too far. Again.Plus: the bridge gets a formal gate and guest pass policy, the bingo card episode concept is born, and an out-of-this-world double womp sends us somewhere we did not plan to go.We went too far. Whoops.Pull up a chair. 🌿

This week on the porch we welcome our first official guest — Matteo, Hailey's husband's best friend of 40-something years and a man who has never once smoked with us until right now. We break him in properly with American Pie indica, Powder Donut for the re-up, and a round of porch tax that somehow involves actual Girl Scout cookies baked into the cookies.We cover a lot of ground: Matteo's first time getting so high he stopped driving and just walked away from the car, the three-day edible that took both him and his wife completely out and the executive decision they made to dispose of the rest for the good of humanity, and a conspiracy theory about whether animals know that humans live inside cars. Then we get into Harper's holiday boutique spending debut — $44 budget, $15 spent, one spatula that says "Move Over Santa, Here Comes Gigi," and a singular tube of Barbie ChapStick for her sister.Also: the bridge has structural updates, every tree has a story, and we accidentally overdid it. Again.

This week on the porch we're smoking Tropicana Cookies, debating whether everything in the cannabis world is secretly just Girl Scout Cookies in a trenchcoat, and getting fully womped before anyone was ready.We also get into it — the real stuff. PMS-fueled orthodontist rage, the paperwork that pushed Amanda over the edge, and the moment at the dentist that almost made her cry. Then we talk about watching our kids start to navigate their social worlds for the first time, and what it feels like to watch your daughter dim her own light for someone else.Plus: Amanda's Instagram algorithm has taken a very unexpected turn, she reports from the dimension she visited last night after the powdered donut weed, and the shadow on the house has a name now.Pull up a chair. 🌿

This week on the porch we find out Grandma has been living her best life — and honestly we're not even surprised. We're talking cannabis across generations, what happens when your whole family turns out to be on the porch, and why Spirit Airlines ceasing to exist mid-trip led to a 13-hour drive home, a flying tooth, and a set of dentures in a parking lot. Plus: a mysterious woman appears out of nowhere and vanishes into the woods on a Friday the 13th, Amanda gets trapped in a toddler toy on a hill, and Deb makes her Moms on the Porch debut. Pull up a chair. 🌿

It's day one, episode one, and we did it — we actually sat down, hit record, and brought you into our end-of-night tradition. In this first episode we get into the stigma of being a cannabis mom, why the language around it still feels so loaded, and what we'd even tell our kids. Plus: a stranger touches Amanda's car in the school pickup line and returns an item that raises more questions than answers, we discover the most terrifying tree in New Jersey, and someone may or may not be watching us from the window the entire time.Welcome to Moms on the Porch. Pull up a chair.

Welcome to Moms on the Porch — the pot-cast for moms who get it. We're Hailey and Amanda, two New Jersey neighbor besties who finally stopped talking about starting a podcast and actually did it. Every week we're on the porch getting honest about cannabis culture, mom life, adult friendship, and everything in between. No guilt, no gatekeeping, just good conversation and zero apologies. Episode 1 drops May 10th — follow us wherever you listen so you don't miss it. 🌿