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More Morgellons
by Crystal Clear
Got the Morgs? You need a laugh. And we need answers about Morgellons Disease.
Episodes
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SUNY Morgellons Research
Crystal’s baaack, stranger than you even remembered. She shares the results of her SUNY open records request made many months ago. She also reads a listener letter. He got it in 2023.
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Discouraged by Morgellons
The etymology of “discourage” is de-hearted — courage taken away. Four ways to get it back, why platforms aren’t witness, and an original closing song. Crystal Clear proves again how delusional she is on this episode where she waxes philosophic on the word discourage — cor, Latin for heart, so to...
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The Terror of Morgellons, Tamed.
Crystal provides the recipe for living with the terror of morgellons. She didn’t make this recipe up, she pulled it from God’s cook book and scrambles up the cortisol omelette into something that can actually feed your spirit, body and mind the peace it needs.
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Morgellons Malpractice
A listener returns to the show and pulls a fiber out of a factory-sealed package. Science pulls a “consistent with” out of its ass. Only one of those folks is being honest. Also, Crystal's baaack, and I'm open the only sane way: with Ren calling in at 9:30am holding a mystery fiber and the…
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Morgellons Stages Clues
A guy walks into a hardware store with vinegar, borax, copper mesh, a propane torch, and tweezers. If you have Morgellons, you know exactly what he’s building — and exactly why he can’t tell the kid in the orange vest. This episode opens with that scene, then goes somewhere most coverage of...
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Culture Bound Syndrome: Morgellons
Krystal rips to shreds a case study that was published in a peer review journal that a listener shared with her in the comment section. Morgie‘s out there if you have heard something absolutely ridiculous some dumb piece of misinformation or defamation of our community and you want it fully…
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Moving Hair and Other Technical Difficulties
Crystal investigates an anomaly in Google search data that predicted neural interface technology disclosures by two years. What We Cover: • Georgia Tech’s peer-reviewed hair follicle sensor research (published PNAS, April 2025) • Federal contract analysis: microneedle manufacturing scale-up...
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Joros: Putting the Spy in Spider
Crystal’s backyard has been invaded and she has questions. This week on More Morgellons: the Joro spider, the silkworm computer, the cockroach with the Xbox controller, and what it means to be early instead of wrong. The Joro spider (Trichonephila clavata) arrived in Georgia around 2013 and has...
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Before Mary's Morgellons: Elliot's Disease, the Lice Empire, and the Oklahoma Springtail Study
The pre-Morgellons era, audited. Crystal traces Elliot’s Disease from a 1999 message board post to a 2004 entomology paper that should’ve been retracted — and the cast of characters quietly running the show before Mary Leto ever showed up. What’s in this one: • The 1999 Sidney letter: a Colorado...
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Billionaires, BCI, Biosensors: Borgellons
Crystal Clear opens the episode by contributing a brand-new condition to the diagnostic literature: Delusional Debunking Disorder, or DDD. The case study is Mick West, who has spent twenty years insisting Morgellons fibers are lint and Havana Syndrome is crickets. Crystal pivots to chat about…
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HR 8197: 3 Bins, 1 Bill, 0 Oversight
Tim Burchett introduced HR 8197 on April 6, 2026 — a bill to terminate AARO, repeal its authorizing statute, and permanently ban any future centralized authority over unidentified anomalous phenomena. This episode, Crystal breaks down what the bill actually says (not just the headline), why…
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Mick West: /\/\oRGEII0NS is NOT Delusional
In Imminent (2024), former AATIP director Luis Elizondo describes anomalous implants recovered from military and intelligence personnel after UAP encounters as identical to Morgellons fibers — brightly colored, apparently self-moving. No major interviewer has followed up. Not Joe Rogan. Not Jesse...
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Mo Ji Long Si
Crystal Clear opens with a callback to a 2023 caller who corrected her pronunciation — and uses it to launch into the question nobody can answer: how do you actually say “Morgellons”? Not the humans. Not the AI. Not even the transcription software, which generates twelve different misspellings...
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China and DARPA Sittin’ in a Tree: K-I-L-L-I-N-G
Crystal Clear connects the dots between DARPA’s neural interface program and China’s brain research initiative and arrives at a theory that’s structurally identical to the COVID gain-of-function mess: two governments in bed together, both too exposed to snitch. Yes, DARPA is involved. No, they’re...
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The Old Testament on Easter
Crystal takes a break from investigating to read the old testament on Easter because she’s “dogmatically irreverent.” She shares her current, favorite figures from the Hebrew bible and wishes listeners a happy holiday in the first Easter episode of MM ever. Moremorgellons.com...
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Morgellons: One Body Two Wings 一体两翼
Crystal Clear wraps Season 18 with the most comprehensive episode in the show’s history, connecting the CDC Morgellons study to parallel Chinese and American brain-computer interface programs, DARPA-funded implantable biosensors with Chinese investors, and a technology supply chain that traces…
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The Triple Filter: Five Data Pulls and a Disappearing Audience
Crystal Clear opens with testimony from Elsa Johnson, a Stanford junior and Editor-in-Chief of the Stanford Review, who describes being targeted by a suspected Chinese Ministry of State Security operative while conducting research at the Hoover Institution — including social media contact from a...
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Advocate Audit: The Charles E. Holman Foundation
The episode opens with Crystal packing up her home (again), discovering a notebook of million-dollar business ideas — including a riding dog, self-moving furniture, and a whale saddle — before stumbling on her old box of Morgellons remedies: the creams, the ointments, the horse paste, the borax,...
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Fan Mail from the United Front Work Department: Hello Harbin
CC gets a love letter at 3am from a lady named Jenny Chan who runs a nonprofit called Pacific Atrocities Education out of San Francisco. Jenny used an AI bot to write a fan email to an unlisted email address she shouldn’t have, about a show she’s never listened to, name-dropping a man with two...
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Mick West and Luis Elizondo: NOTHING TO SEE HERE
Luis Elizondo, former director of the Pentagon’s Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (AATIP, 2008-2012), sat down with Mick West — who spent those exact same years running Morgellons Watch, a website dedicated to dismissing a contested dermatological condition. In his book Imminent,...
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The Loneliest Community on Earth
In this episode, Crystal gets distracted from the investigation to nerd out about a dead Italian neuroscientist whose name she cannot pronounce, explains why your brain is basically running malware that makes you afraid of the one thing that could help you, overshares about her butthole, makes a...
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Before the MRF: Prof Fu Wei-Nong and the Shanghai Cases
Crystal is taking you all the way back. Before the foundation, before the name, before the RadioShack microscope origin story that never made sense anyway. Back to May 2001 — a home ISP page, a plea from a man named Wei-Nong Fu in Bethel Park, Pennsylvania, asking the internet for help with his...
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Debunking the Debunker: Mick West, Morgellons Watch, and Twenty Years of Unanswered Questions
Mick West co-founded Neversoft Entertainment, programmed Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater, retired from Activision in 2003, and then did something nobody has ever forensically examined: he built Morgellons Watch, a website dedicated to convincing the public that Morgellons disease is a delusion. He wrote...
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Targeted Americans and the Most Anomalous Health Incident of all: /\/\orge||0ns
Well folks, 60 Minutes just confirmed that a classified U.S. intelligence mission recovered an actual directed-energy weapon — concealable, portable, silent, programmable, remote-operated, penetrates walls — and they tested it on animals in a military lab for over a year. It does what the victims...
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The MRF Ghosts of Coast to Coast
On today's show: A Correction: cat hair was found in diabetes drugs, not vaccines. Novo Nordisk’s $16.5 billion acquisition Catalent — FDA contamination at the Indiana facility. Your host Crystal is a former clinical trials manager who read a Form 990 recreationally, and it ruined her life. Today...
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/\/\0Rge||0nS on Undark
In this episode, Crystal Clear responds to the most recent major English-language feature article on Morgellons disease — “For a Rare Disorder, Is Language Complicating Care?” published February 24, 2026, by Undark. Crystal summons her inner Karen and things get ridiculous. The new Morgellons...
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Why Portland? Or Kudos to Keller
Morgellons disease has been searched more in Portland, Oregon than any other city on Earth for 22 consecutive years according to Google Trends data from 2004 to present. Portland scores 100 on the search interest index. Seattle is second at 86. Boca Raton Florida third at 80. By country the…
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Morgellons.org and the Disappearing Database
Both morgellons.org and morgellons.com were registered March 14, 2002. The registrant was not Mary Leitao or her husband Edward Leitao (an internist who died suddenly two years later and whose name appears in no subsequent MRF publication, board filing, press release, or congressional testimony)....
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Morgellons: The Cure is Justice
Crystal interviews a Doctor named Alistair Snide about why "self-diagnosed" is not a real methodological objection but rather a rhetorical one when it comes to researching this unexplained dermopathy. Then, she pivots to address the issue that so many of us have been or are currently seeking: the...
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Critical Mass of Coincidences
Crystal is back with bible quotes, an opening statement, a closing statement, and a jury duty summons for her listeners, especially those 0.2% who do not have Morgellons disease. "Please prove I'm delusional and this is all just coincidences and not a multi-generational coverup related to the...
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Why Not More Wymore?
Crystal digs up a 20-year-old message board post. It's from OSU's Professor Randy Wymore. Randy was director of Research at the original MRF and, later, a key figure in the current day CEHF, and Crystal asks, "What the actual fuck have you been researching bro?" Also, Posters!!!!!!
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World's Worst Case of Folie A Deux
Crystal and her long-time, less funny (but beloved) co-host, Tomfitomftomftomftom prove just how not shared their "delusions" are on the way to dinner.
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Morgellons Medical Exile
Crystal kicks off a new season by pissing off the Lyme community, again.
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Kalasinsky, Lewin-Smith, Mullick: The Gatekeepers
The same DOD team that called Silica a weaponization signature in anthrax found silica in civilian patients and called it dirt. Crystal says, "So here are the names, and here are their papers, the proof, and also ... happy 400th episode of More Morgellons, a podcast heard in over 100 countries...
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Armed Forces Institute of Pathology & the CDC
Crystal asks, how does a whole team fail upward so successfully? When you take six years to investigate a simple question, and then the answer is either wrong or "unexplained," naturally the Feds give you a promotion and a raise.
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The Unexplained Dermopathy
Crystal bring you Act 4 of the history and mystery of the permanently, purposely unexplained dermatopathy: THE STUDY. This is part one, stay tuned for the next episode. For some real research, check out Crystal subreddit https://www.reddit.com/r/morgswithcrystalclear/s/6FgIHMCqf3 Or...
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OSU: Where The Specimens Went to Die
Crystal keeps investigating the mystery and history of Morgellons. "It just gets shadier and shadier ya'll." -CC https://youtube.com/shorts/seLhZLbslSc https://open.spotify.com/episode/1BvttwU5m4r6AkyGtzZbQJ?si=BaAwSgNPR2OWUmjl2Lweuw
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Architecting an Investigation: the Harvey-Darrah Morgellons Connection
Crystal continues her deep dive investigation into how this whole fucking mess called Morgellons got started back in the early days of the Morgellons Research Foundation.
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Morgellons History Part II: William T Harvey
Crystal publishes Part II of her expose of the mystery history of morgellons disease.
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The Morgellons Research Foundation
Crystal lays out the first of several episodes in a series she is calling: The Mystery History of Morgellons. Hint: none of it adds up or makes any fucking sense. morgswithcrystalclear
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Black Specks, Schwarze Punkte and 5G in Greenland
Crystal has a hallucination about a data tornado that flings her and toto into the Arctic heart of Greenland during their late 2025 5G upgrade/morgellons outbreak. But first, Donald Trump tries to steal her ruby data boots. Also, Reedley Bioweapons Lab is baaaaack baby!!! And it’s even more…
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The Lorentz Force: 5G Morgellons Hair
Crystal crashes a podcast hosted by robots. Naturally, they recognize her superior cyborg charisma and cede the floor. Hilarity ensues (amidst horror).
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Morgellons Gaslighting Class Action Suit
Crystal is building a class action suit for anyone with Morgellons Disease (or any contested illness) who has been discriminated against and defrauded by gaslighting AI companies. Reality is no longer revealed or covered up by the CDC. It is mediated by artificial intelligence companies who…
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BTMPS: Doped with Morgellons
Crystal joins the Board of Peace on a billion dollar loan she got from a North Korean dictator’s petty cash box. That is how she affords to fly in to Washington on a private jet she borrowed from Qatar and attend the historic signing of the Great American Recovery Initiative Act, which our dear...
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More Morgellons: A Mortifying Retrospective
Crystal decided that it has been far too long since she embarrassed herself (and her unsuspecting cohost) with a good compilation of the show's most ridiculous skits from the last six years of production. This is for the superfans... or anyone looking for evidence to undermine my sanity. Either...
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Morgellons Cannot Kill You
Crystal reminds everyone that Morgellons cannot kill you, or maybe she’s just trying to remember herself.
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Winter or War?
Crystal brings you first report on Fern. Join the conversation on Reddit on the sub Reddit Morgs with crystal clear. morgswithcrystalclear
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The Secret to Surviving Morgellons
Crystal has a message from the artist formerly known as god for the listeners out there struggling to survive and to see thru the brain fog, the institutional fog and the fog of despair.
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Morgellons: The Bell Tolls for Thee
While some may cite Sir Thomas Browne as an important historical figure in the understanding of Morgellons, Crystal claims there are other 400 year old dead dudes whose writings relate to the Morgellons phenomena. Don’t forget to check out the latest research on morgellonscience.com. Participate…
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Morgellons: A Generation Z Story
Crystal follows up with the rest of her interview with a young man from CA whose entire family has been forever changed by MD (their stories can be found in the episodes linked below). He is one of the survivors left. He lived to tell the tale, and he tells it very well....
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