All Episodes
Narcissists Talking — 121 episodes
"Pink Labor"
"HELLO!"
“Juvenile Curiosity” ft. LeErik Iverson
“ Gwi-ma’s Goons”
"Mother! I'm Gonna Let You Have It"
We’re sorry… (addressing our misgivings)
"We Are Infinite"
“Everyone Moved So Quickly to Devaluation in My Dream”
"Poddy Mouth"
"Dolphins Akimbo"
“Around the Roundabout and Down to Chile to Play Polo”
"You, Me, the JBL"
"Jealous of Luigi’s Mansion?"
3rd Annual Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony + “We Cooked! We Cooked Nasty Style!”
“Can We Get a Little Commotion for Katie Ledecky?”
“Shaming Them Into Freedom“
“Everyone’s Asexual in the End”
“Turmoil” + 2025 NTLA Categories
"A Beautiful 28"
“She Was a Nurse? He…”
“One Gallop for Womankind”: The 100th Episode
"Beef Stroganoff Junior Mints"
"Sometimes You’re Off-Putting When You're Happy"
"Sometimes You Can Feel Very Lonely in a Crowded Room"
“Mustache-philia”: Conclusion of Sibling Summer w/ Erik
"Manufactured Authenticity" w/ Jenna and Brother Adam
"The Multiple Summers I Made Many Bad Choices"
"Yuck on Whomever That Was"
PNTDS (Post-Narcissists Talking Depression Syndrome)
"The Villain is Here" w/ Lilli
"Thou Shall Not Covet Thy Neighbor's Stadium Dog"
"Twice the Pride, Double the Fall"
"You Just Got ‘Stiltskinned!"
“Left Half My Sloppy Joe in Havana Oh Na Na”
"Stick Shift Summer"
"Can’t Find Purchase in the Spring"
"Pope Vert"
The Christian Episode
“Boy Bullets at the Girl Gun Store (BBATGGS)"
Operation Italy, Year of the Clock
"Red Delicious, K*ll Yourself"
2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony
"Fridays Are For Clenching"
The Nacho Episode
"Double Double Toilet Trouble"
NTLA Nomination Ceremony + After-party
"Raising Our Ya Ya Yas Into the Wee Hours"
“Correct Until Proven Incorrect”
"#epicchristmas"
"Sh*t From a Butt" + 2024 NTLA Category Announcement
"A Controlled Goon"
"Time Flies When You’re Sticky" w/ Jenna and Brother Adam
“The Kitchen Took a Slitch”
“Overdrafted on Vodka Cran" w/ Seth
“Bon Qui Qui Did Numbers in Suburbia”
"There Was Nary a Canter"
“If I Don’t Get the Tortellini, I’m Dead“
"Chekhov's Firemaking"
“Mama, There’s a Goblin King Behind You”
"Narcissists at Sea"
"Mashallah, Meniscus"
"The White Council" w/ Erik
"Can I Defend Myself?" w/ Josh Gottschalk
“Enhanced Fujita”
"Kelly Quickdraw"
“Rip Tofu and Wasabi”
“Mescal Give Life, No Depréssión”
“Girl-Kissing in Bridgerton 2k26”
One (1) Year Anniversary! A Year in Review
“Love is love- NO!”
"Psyop Summer"
"YOU Keep My Nature Out of Your Positing!”
“If You’re Packing Heat, You’re in for a Treat”
"Human Unit Buss Down 6’5" Actor Lee Pace”
"Thumbs Up to Pajamas"
“Nothing to Talk About, Much to Say”
"Sméagol HATES Boy-Kissing"
"Eating Soup by Lake = Elysium?”
"The Hater of Your Hater is Your Friend"
"This is Shakespearean, It’s in Our Bones"
"I Don't Disagree, Witch"
"Beef Tenderloin? Light Work, No Reaction"
2023 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards Ceremony
“It’s Curtains For You, Violent Girl!!”
"We’re January 6thing Her House"
Narcissist Talking Legend Awards 2023 Nomination Ceremony
On the 12th Day of Narcissistmas: Tchaikovsky’s Nutcracker
On the 11th Day of Narcissistmas: Webkinz
On the 10th Day of Narcissistmas: Diva Down! Titanic Sinks
On the 9th day of Narcissistmas: We’re Worried Darling: Don’t Worry Darling Drama
On the 8th day of Narcissistmas: Code of Hammurabi
On the 7th day of Narcissistmas: Anne Hathaway is born Nov 12, 1982
On the 6th day of Narcissistmas: The Hunger Games
On the 5th day of Narcissistmas: 7 Wonders of the Ancient World
"Yeah I Kicked Her"
On the 4th Day of Narcissistmas: Selena Gomez Musical Oeuvre
On the 3rd Day of Narcissistmas: James Cameron’s Avatar Released
On the 2nd Day of Narcissistmas: The GPS is Invented
On the 1st Day of Narcissistmas: The Wii Hits the Market
"If You Can't Beat 'Em, Hate 'Em"
"The Thinker of Our Time"
"There's No Such Thing as Bad Iconic"
"My Breasts Are Up Here" w/ Lauren Clark and Cullen Trobec
“If I Buy World Peace You Should Get a Boat”
"Forging the Path for Hottie-Boombody" w/ Karly Hennen
Legends' Musical Musings
Narcissistsween
“A Stern Grunt in Troubling Times” w/ Lilli
"My Blood Runs Gleek"
"AAOOOH!?"
“Nemeses Talking”
"Talented and Hungover"
"I Fell in Love With Legolas for His Personality"
Alaina's Favorites of All Time
Mission Possible, more like!!
Barbenheimer: We’re Sat w/ Erik
Emmy Noms! And the end of TV/Movies?? *CLICKBAIT*
"HI-YAH!!"
"But No, I Will Bully"
...But at What Cost?
"Cinema is Back" (Pilot)