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News Burp
by News Burp
Support us on www.patreon.com/newsburp The Irish Comedy News Podcast that takes all the weird, wonderful and confusing news from the internet and burps its essence in your general direction.
Episodes
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News Burp #306 - The Last Show
Well, what can we say...?
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News Burp #305 - Pegging Princes and Catfishing Soldiers
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Today we have stories about… Prince William getting...
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News Burp #304 - Cristiano Renaldo's Shiny Penis
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Today we have stories about… The right way to play...
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News Burp #303 - Janet Jackson and Roasted Puppy Fat
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Today we have stories about… Janet Jackson crashing...
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News Burp #302 - Death by Ejaculation
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Today we have stories about… Bees ejaculate…
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News Burp #301 - Vabbing and Boomers Love Porn and Snoring
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube and a secret invite to our live video broadcasts every Monday! Wassup News Hounds, we're back baby! A little later...
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Patreon #261 - Top 5 ways to spice up your sex life
Another Top 5 from our Patreon vaults, this one is all about how to spice up your sex life, because we're proper gurus when it comes to that. If you like these and want more of this, please consider signing up to our https://www.patreon.com/newsburp We record a special episode just for our…
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News Burp Patreon #275 & #276
So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist). But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on...
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News Burp Patreon Double Sampler
So here's the story, we're off until August (we had an episode explaining it all, but due to smelly technical problems that episode now doesn't exist). But to keep you all going with sweet, sweet podcasty goodness we thought we'd offer you the chance to hear what we do over on...
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News Burp #300 - Puppy Support and Sentient AI gets a lawyer
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Hey folks, massive apologies for the technical problems we had with this episode, it was completely out of our...
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News Burp #299 - Human M&M's and Catfish Dildos
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Wassup Burpers, Emojis are ridiculous, stranger things outside a Texas zoo, a dildo in a catfish, did you know…
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News Burp #298 - Demon Hamsters and Pizza Stabbings
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons. Road trippin' and road schoolin', getting stabbed in...
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News Burp #297 - Land of the free, home of the illegal dildos
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Wassup Burpers, we're back after a week off because reasons. But this week we have stories all about Illegal…
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News Burp #296 - She exposes her penis then f*cks a wheelie bin with it
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, A him identifying as a her to get away with sex crimes, a woman nearly dies because of her…
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News Burp #295 - Kate Beckinsale gets bothered by the Penis Arm Man
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, The man with a penis on his arm better back the fuck off, always make sure you don’t…
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News Burp #294 - Drinking Semen and Legal Incest
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, This week we have stories all about having to drink human semen in the Thai Navy, a German…
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News Burp #293 - Sex Robot Threesomes and Creepy Theme Parks
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Irish people are sex mad, but we’d rather fuck a robot but that’s…
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News Burp #292 - Killer Farts and Outrageous Cakeage
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Scientists are going to send a message directly to aliens, farts…
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News Burp #291 - Diet Cults, Mackonium and Gay Dogs
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Diet cults that are run by cunts, if you haven’t had covid yet,...
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News Burp #290 - Flying Spiders and TikTok Parenting
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Nature eh, eh finds a way, flying spiders are a thing, legoland...
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News Burp #289 - Mermaid Mummies and Faith Healers
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Mermaid mummies, Japanese killing stones, Non vegan fruit, how to...
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News Burp #288 - Breastfeeding Boyfriends and Priceless Pikachu's
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Pokemon cards worth more than me, you think your job is shit, I’m...
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News Burp #287 - C*m cakes, Frozen C*cks and Zombies
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… Kids being prepared for zombies in school, a teacher has a weird...
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News Burp #286 - Penis Stumps and Soggy Bottoms
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… James Blunt knows people hate him, toilet paper is for losers, and...
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News Burp #285 - Death Mayonnaise and Dick-scrimination
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Today we have stories about… McDonald’s Not So Happy Meals, Life and death mayonnaise, food is...
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News Burp #284 - Sex Offenders and Soggy Sausages
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Sex offenders marrying their victims, buffet brawls, men abusing computers, soggy sausages and...
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News Burp #283 - Knob Throwing and Frozen nipples
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Here's your ad free version of the main show where we talk all things Knob throwing, nipple...
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News Burp #282 - Lego doesn't share Lego
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, We're back again and this week we have stories about ... Some dude who designed a jacket for a...
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News Burp #281 - Instagram Sex Dolls and Pokemon Cops
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, Whaddup there folks! Sorry we're late - but we're here and we'll be back again this week with...
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News Burp #280 - Drunk hamsters and justice for witches
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, We're back baby! Happy new year and we hope you all had a great Christmas break and there…
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News Burp Christmas Special 2021
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, This week... We're not singing Christmas songs or anything like that. We've been busy in the…
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News Burp #279 - Woke Jesus and Super Powered Gingers!
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, This week... Someone reckons that if Jesus was around today he'd be accused of being too…
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News Burp Short - Who's the REAL Muppet here?
Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburp Today I'm talking about Muppets - the kind that have been on TV for decades and the kind that will start a fight with them just to get on TV themselves. It's Big Bird VS Ted Cruz! FIGHT! Be sure to comment and have your...
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News Burp #278 - Bear Wrestling and Sexy Holocaust Photoshoots
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, This week... An 80 year old man wrestles a bear in his kitchen and survives to tell the tale…
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News Burp Short - Koala Vaccines - Has it all gone too Pharma?
Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburp Today I'm talking about vaccines - yeah that tired and bludgeoned to death topic of vaccines. Except, this time it's the cuddly Koalas that are being targeted by big pharma - won't somebody think of the Koalas! Be sure…
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News Burp Short - Could NAMA fix the housing crisis in Ireland?
Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburp Today I'm talking about NAMA possibly being one (at least) of the solutions to the spiralling housing and homelessness crisis in Ireland. As the body was set up to manage property and assets after the 2008 crash caused…
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News Burp Short - Is Your Doctor a Real Doctor?
Support this show and the main show by signing up to www.patreon.com/newsburp Today I'm talking about fake doctors. There's a worrying amount of stories around people pretending to be doctors, passing off forged and fake medical certificates. Also this week a doctor was hired for a senior…
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News Burp Short - Deep Fakes - Harmless fun or something to worry about?
Today I'm looking at Deep Fakes. Whether it's the Queen getting stuck into TikTok trends, Tom Cruise playing pop songs or world leaders blaming the technology to excuse away their transgressions - have Deep Fakes become something to worry about? Can you tell the difference between a good Deep…
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News Burp #277 - Cannibal Castrations in Cabin in the woods and Sex with a Ghost!
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, This week... Estate agent gets in trouble and I’m perfectly ok with that, man has dodgy surgery...
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News Burp Short - Ireland's 2022 Budget, Lower wages than most of EU and is Onlyfans over?
The first in our series of short bursts of news, opinions and topics. This week I focus on the hopes and expectations ahead of the Irish Government Budget being announced this week, Ireland's staffing crisis still looms over employers who refuse to acknowledge that their unwillingness to pay…
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News Burp #276 - Real life Steven Seagal movies and in depth sex education
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp - you'll also find exclusive Patreon only content and early access to our Youtube. Sup there Burpees, This week... It’s probably not illegal, but you probably shouldn’t be doing it either and a...
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News Burp #275 - Covid Tampons and Bears in your chocolate!
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp Sup there Burpees, The cost of beheading your wife is just 8 cows, being tired is an emergency situation and could Ivermectin soaked tampons cure your covid? Oh and Australia is crowd funding a…
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News Burp #274 - Satanists to the rescue AGAIN!
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp Sup there Burpees, Satanists are at it again, and this time it’s sexy - are we allowed to call victims idiots? And there are people who believe that naked children will make it rain - 3d printed...
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News Burp #273 - Satanists to the rescue and milkshake machines
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp Sup there Burpees, Viagra thief is not a hardened criminal, Satanists are on the way to save the day, and a man cuts off his own penis during a police chase and McDonald's Milkshake machines are...
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News Burp #272 - Giant Sex Spiders and Death Hotdogs
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp Sup there Burpees, Ireland is being invaded by sex crazed giant spiders - Eating a hot dog takes 36 minutes off your life and female octopi throw things at males that are harrassing them - nature,...
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News Burp #271 - no Mickey D's milkshakes after Brexit and some other stuff
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp Sup there Burpees, No Milkshakes in McDonald’s in the UK (that’s what you get for Brexit), we can finally get our own back on potatoes and Sri Lanka is at it again - the mad bastards What a world…
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News Burp #270 - Magic potions, $12m worth of porn and death meteors!
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp Sup there Burpees, Sri Lanka’s health minister demoted for promoting magic potions, conman sues his victims and wins, and man spends $12m on porn, a meteor is going to kill us all, but we'll…
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News Burp #269 - The actual Prime Number Episode!
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp Sup there Burpees, The man who made a career out of sucking water up into his anus, a woman sued McDonald’s because she broke her lent fast for a cheeseburger and donkey milk is back again! What a...
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News Burp #268 - Man nearly wanks to death and buying a planet
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp Sup there Burpees, Horse charity that’s worried about the lack of beastiality, Boobs getting bigger after the Pfizer jab and man nearly wanks himself to death, a man tries to buy an entire planet…
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News Burp #267 - Hitler's Wife's Knickers and Adam won't suck Matt's nipples
For a COMPLETELY AD FREE version of this podcast, support the show over on www.patreon.com/newsburp Sup there Burpees, What would you pay to be able to sniff or wear Hitler Wife's knickers? A lot, right? Maybe not. Also, imagine Matt came to you with a fool proof way of making all the money off…
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The Irish Comedy News Podcast that takes all the weird, wonderful and confusing news from the internet and burps its essence in your general direction.
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