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News Burp #306 - The Last Show

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News Burp #305 - Pegging Princes and Catfishing Soldiers

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News Burp #304 - Cristiano Renaldo's Shiny Penis

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News Burp #303 - Janet Jackson and Roasted Puppy Fat

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News Burp #302 - Death by Ejaculation

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News Burp #301 - Vabbing and Boomers Love Porn and Snoring

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Patreon #261 - Top 5 ways to spice up your sex life

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News Burp Patreon #275 & #276

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News Burp Patreon Double Sampler

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News Burp #300 - Puppy Support and Sentient AI gets a lawyer

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News Burp #299 - Human M&M's and Catfish Dildos

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News Burp #298 - Demon Hamsters and Pizza Stabbings

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News Burp #297 - Land of the free, home of the illegal dildos

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News Burp #296 - She exposes her penis then f*cks a wheelie bin with it

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News Burp #295 - Kate Beckinsale gets bothered by the Penis Arm Man

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News Burp #294 - Drinking Semen and Legal Incest

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News Burp #293 - Sex Robot Threesomes and Creepy Theme Parks

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News Burp #292 - Killer Farts and Outrageous Cakeage

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News Burp #291 - Diet Cults, Mackonium and Gay Dogs

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News Burp #290 - Flying Spiders and TikTok Parenting

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News Burp #289 - Mermaid Mummies and Faith Healers

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News Burp #288 - Breastfeeding Boyfriends and Priceless Pikachu's

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News Burp #287 - C*m cakes, Frozen C*cks and Zombies

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News Burp #286 - Penis Stumps and Soggy Bottoms

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News Burp #285 - Death Mayonnaise and Dick-scrimination

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News Burp #284 - Sex Offenders and Soggy Sausages

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News Burp #283 - Knob Throwing and Frozen nipples

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News Burp #282 - Lego doesn't share Lego

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News Burp #281 - Instagram Sex Dolls and Pokemon Cops

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News Burp #280 - Drunk hamsters and justice for witches

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News Burp Christmas Special 2021

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News Burp #279 - Woke Jesus and Super Powered Gingers!

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News Burp Short - Who's the REAL Muppet here?

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News Burp #278 - Bear Wrestling and Sexy Holocaust Photoshoots

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News Burp Short - Koala Vaccines - Has it all gone too Pharma?

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News Burp Short - Could NAMA fix the housing crisis in Ireland?

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News Burp Short - Is Your Doctor a Real Doctor?

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News Burp Short - Deep Fakes - Harmless fun or something to worry about?

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News Burp #277 - Cannibal Castrations in Cabin in the woods and Sex with a Ghost!

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News Burp Short - Ireland's 2022 Budget, Lower wages than most of EU and is Onlyfans over?

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News Burp #276 - Real life Steven Seagal movies and in depth sex education

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News Burp #275 - Covid Tampons and Bears in your chocolate!

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News Burp #274 - Satanists to the rescue AGAIN!

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News Burp #273 - Satanists to the rescue and milkshake machines

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News Burp #272 - Giant Sex Spiders and Death Hotdogs

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News Burp #271 - no Mickey D's milkshakes after Brexit and some other stuff

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News Burp #270 - Magic potions, $12m worth of porn and death meteors!

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News Burp #269 - The actual Prime Number Episode!

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News Burp #268 - Man nearly wanks to death and buying a planet

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News Burp #267 - Hitler's Wife's Knickers and Adam won't suck Matt's nipples

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News Burp #266 - Doomsday planes and Giant Goldfish Overlords

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Tickled Kink Intro Episode

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News Burp #265 - High ideas and knowing when you're gonna die

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News Burp #264 - Make-a-wish for a ride with Adriana Chechik

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News Burp #263 - Asians of the north and licking dead bodies

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News Burp #262 - Jeremy Clarkson and kitten's arseholes

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News Burp #261 - Replacement wives and sex doll lives

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News Burp #260 - Don't put your willy where it's not welcome and you won't lose it

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News Burp #259 - The one with the edibles

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News Burp #258 - You can probably breathe out of your bum

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News Burp #257 - Angry Italians don't wanna pizza that...

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News Burp #256 - Caitlyn Jenner and the Sheep Shagging Refugee

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News Burp #255 - The Ask Us Anything episode!

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News Burp #254 - Ambulance delivers woman to the wrong house and tucks her into bed

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News Burp #253 - Wimmin be trippin', yo!

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News Burp #252 - Lost and found subway babies

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News Burp #251 - Gas from Uranus and a proud bearded lady

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News Burp #250 - Finally, an explanation for our small penises

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News Burp #249 - Wanky Australians and Big Brother still watching, always

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News Burp #248 - Underwear thieves and death from above

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News Burp #247 - Matt's not listening, but he has a good reason

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News Burp #246 - Irish Exorcisms and other stuff

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News Burp #245 - Millionaire dogs and being too stupid for aliens

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News Burp #244 - Youtubers getting shot and mysterious feet

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News Burp #243 - Holocaust lies, Wombat poo cubes and hired for nothing

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News Burp #242 - Women tricked into showing their boobs and bush!

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News Burp #241 - Covid vaccines make people gay?

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News Burp #240 - Magical penis children's shows and potato women

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News Burp #239 - Cow Burps and Chinese Spaceships

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News Burp #238 - The 2020 Retrospective

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News Burp #237 - Matt's Magical Monolith Business, it's a sure thing!

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News Burp #236 - The magical disappearing monolith of Utah

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News Burp #235 - Custom fetish videos and wife stealing doctors

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News Burp #234 - Magic Lamps and flying children

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News Burp #233 - Election 2020 Special

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News Burp #232 - Real Bad Boys for life and Cows in Fitbits

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News Burp #231

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News Burp #230

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News Burp #229

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News Burp #228

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News Burp #227

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News Burp #226

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News Burp #225

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News Burp #224

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News Burp #223

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News Burp #222

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News Burp #221

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News Burp #220

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News Burp #219

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News Burp #218