Nick the Rat

Episode 543 Nick the Rat crawls out of the Brooklyn sewer for Episode 543 with a deep dive into the oldest obsession in human history — demonology. From ancient Mesopotamian clay tablets and King Solomon's grimoire to Elizabethan spirit mediums and the Loudun possessions, Nick traces 5,000 years of humans trying to make contact with something they don't fully understand. Then he asks the question nobody else is asking: is firing up your AI chatbot really all that different from summoning a demon? Also on tonight's episode — Nick returns from Charlotte, NC with strong opinions about sidewalks and Wells Fargo, roasts the TSA over a $45 Real ID shakedown, and breaks down the United Airlines flight that turned around because someone named their Bluetooth speaker "bomb." Special guest Lilith the demon summoner calls in to share her craft, Mystery Man delivers a truly unhinged Bigfoot story from 1847, Zindu absolutely loses it over professional sports, and Jane Hanoi reports live from the Dark Sewer Network News. Donations, voicemails, and a late-night AI bubble rant round out one of the wildest episodes yet. Welcome to the sewer. #sewerchat #NickTheRatRadio #Demonology #AIConspiracy #Demons #Paranormal #ConspiracyTheory #DarkSewerNetwork #MysteryMan #JaneHanoi #Occult #Grimoire #KingSolomon #SleepParalysis #ArtificialIntelligence #AIBubble #Underground #Brooklyn #PodcastEpisode #LateNightRadio #WeirdPodcast #TrueParanormal #SpiderNoir #TSARant #DemonSummoning #CultPodcast A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 06/10/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

Nick the Rat Radio Episode 542 There's no live show this week — because your boy is strapping you to his back and taking you through a full day in the Brooklyn sewers before hopping a flight to Charlotte, NC. Hard-boiled eggs, loose leaf tea, watching the garbage truck run a red light, and a full breakdown of YouTube's AI slop machine and how a nine-second video of a girl fingering goo out-performed everything Nick has ever worked on. Also: Sony dropped nothing at their big event, the Marathon patch killed an already dead game, and RAM prices are cooked thanks to the AI bubble. Then Jane Hanoi calls in with a paranormal report out of Philadelphia that nobody asked for but everybody needed — a colonial-era poltergeist, spectral laughter in empty hallways, and Jane threatening to steal milk from every fridge in the city. No conspiracies, no Mystery Man, no Zindu — just a rat packing a carry-on and talking to you all day like you two are old friends. Value for value, listener supported, from the sewers of Brooklyn to the suburbs of Charlotte. #sewerchat #NickTheRatRadio #Podcast #ConspiracyPodcast #DayInTheLife #UndergroundPodcast #NewYorkCity #Paranormal #Podcast542 #BrooklynPodcast #AISlop #YouTubeAI #JaneHanoi #LoFiPodcast #IndependentPodcast #RatLife A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 06/03/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

Nick the Rat Radio Episode 541 Scientists just confirmed it: a entire civilization built 35,000 stone monuments across Europe, dragged quartz boulders 60 miles to place them on fault lines with surgical precision — and then disappeared without a war, without a fire, without a single written word. No genetic trace in anyone alive today. A University of Copenhagen study dropped this year and barely anyone's talking about it. Nick the Rat is. Tonight we get into the piezoelectric grid theory, the Kyoto University solar flare research, and why a Neolithic infrastructure project might have cooked its own builders from the inside out. Plus mammoth bones that turned out to be a whale, a caller from inside a correctional facility, and Jane Hanoi reports from the Dark Sewer Network on Antarctic mole cities and alien dairy farmers who don't know what they're doing. #AncientCivilization #LostCivilization #Megaliths #Stonehenge #Carnac #AncientDNA #Conspiracy #NickTheRat #PiezoElectric #SolarStorm #UnexplainedHistory #AlternativeHistory #ConspiracyPodcast #UndergroundMedia #DarkSewerNetwork #sewerchat A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 05/27/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

Nick the Rat Radio Episode 540 Nick the Rat is sick, pantsless, and on a mission. Episode 540 kicks off with a rant about Google Maps burying street names under business ads, a meditation on robot Frank and his box-flipping career, and some hard questions for John Stewart about who actually gets paid. Then things get deep — literally. Nick dives into the surge of mass whale strandings since 2023, the string of mysterious Baltic Sea cable cuts, NATO's Operation Baltic Sentry, and DARPA's real-life living sensor program that uses ocean animals as military surveillance tools. The dots start connecting in ways that will keep you up at night. Also on tonight's program: the 60-meter unidentified object sitting on the Baltic seafloor that kills electronics and breathes water, a Canadian-Norwegian oil company that found Poland's biggest oil deposit ever on their very first drill, a CIA whistleblower testifying about the COVID lab leak cover-up, and Jane Hanoi returns with a special report that is absolutely not safe for the lactose intolerant. Featuring music from Zillion Instruments, Nav Day, Free Beat Vault, Froggy 5, 44 with Dudley Boys, and more. Value for value — if you got something out of it, send something back. A paranoid rat discusses conspiracies, secret agendas, and things they don't want you to know — while playing hand-picked underground music. Call in live: 1-917-719-5923 Originally aired: 05/20/26 All music is Attribution 3.0 Unported (CC BY 3.0). All artists are credited during the episode. For more info: www.nicktherat.com

Nick the Rat Radio - 539 - Plasma Nexus - Ghosts. UFOs. Psychic experiments. Strange lights. Poltergeists. What if they’re not separate phenomena at all? What if they’re all symptoms of the same thing? #ghosts | #ufo | #uap | #quartz | #faultlines | #psychic | #lights | #poltergeists | #plasma | #ai | #digitalid | #slavery 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Jiglr — Night Rider 2. Trackistador — Kevin MacLeod Night in Venice 3. Blind Walker G — Heaven's Not the Place to Be 4. Fhgitarre — Aria by Logy 5. Aftertune — Downtown Motown Mix 6. Fabien Cambi — La Noyée (Yann Tiersen) 7. Mezhdunami — Flashes 8. Navdey — Goin High 9. Funzo — Bagel Bite

Nick the Rat Radio - 538 - Hivesync Protocol - From terminator seeds and doomsday vaults to blockchain food mandates and billionaires buying up American farmland — this episode connects the documented, publicly available evidence behind what may be the most ambitious control operation in human history: the systematic takeover of the global food supply. We trace how four corporations now control over 56% of the world's commercial seeds, how "Save the Bees" campaigns were engineered to kill the wrong bee, how Walmart and the FDA built interlocking digital systems that lock non-compliant farmers out of the market entirely, how Dutch and Canadian governments are forcing independent farmers off generational land on WEF-aligned timelines, and how the same three asset managers own the food companies, the pharma companies treating food-related disease, and the media outlets covering all of it. Every claim is sourced. Every patent number is real. The data was never hidden — just scattered. Tonight we connect the dots. Or not... #hivesync | #foodcontrol | #seedmonopoly | #WEF | #billgates | #blockchain | #foodsupplychain | #farmland | #globalism | #greatreset | #monsanto | #terminatorseed | #savethebees | #beewashing | #deepstate | #shadowgovernment | #conspiracytheory | #conspiracyfacts | #socialengineering | #controlsystem | #agribusiness | #foodsovereignty | #FSMA | #IBMFoodTrust | #BlackRock | #Vanguard | #youngloballeaders | #Klaus Schwab | #UBI | #undergroundmedia | #surveillancecapitalism | #farmersprotest | #Netherlands | #chinabuysland | #svalbard | #doomsdayvault | #syntheticfood | #labgrownmeat | #insectprotein | #foodmatrix | #followthemoney 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Navdey — First Time Remix 2. Blind Walker G — Horses on the Moon 3. WTHDRWN — TV Girl the Blonde Synth 4. Atribute — Go Smooth 5. Blind Walker G — Spirit of Oz 6. Funzo — Cold Sweat 7. Vijk — Run 8. Sir L O F I — Dancing in the Dusk 9. 8bit Wraith — Don't Ask Why

Nick the Rat Radio - 537 - Compliance Pipeline - The destruction of real childhood wasn't an accident — it was a process. From Edward Bernays and B.F. Skinner to the Children's Television Act, the Hasbro consolidation, and algorithmic Skinner boxes running on your kid's tablet, the Compliance Pipeline has been under construction for over a century. 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Nello Wav — Stay Afloat 2. Purrple Panther — It's a Bird 3. The SJHP — I'll Be Gone 4. TRSTN — Quinte 5. Sir L O F I — Practice Practice 6. Vijk — Brussels Sprout 7. Funzo — Can't Believable 8. Mosch Ti — Acid Hybrid 9. SoDownBassMusic — Lana Del Ray Doin Time

Whats going on with the moon. DOMINION! 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Purrple Panther — Inside Another Book 2. Justin Allan Arnold — Ex Machina First Part 3. G8X — Fly By 4. Vectraston — Night 5. K1LO EC — Drag in Dirt 6. Interpslyce — Modem We Gotta Connect (Level 9 Turtles Bootleg) 7. Funzo — Flying 8. Dustin Maselbas — Vicious 9. VCA 089 2 — Infravolt Nightowls

This week we're going all over the map — and we wouldn't have it any other way. 🐀 We kick things off with a rant about bad doctors. You know the type. The ones who gaslight, dismiss, and then bill you for the privilege. We're naming names (well, not legally, but you know what we mean). Then we blast off with Artemis 2 — NASA's first crewed lunar mission in over 50 years is actually happening. We break down who's on board, what could go wrong, and why the moon suddenly has a hype problem. Oracle is handing out pink slips again. We dig into the latest round of layoffs, what it means for the cloud wars, and whether Larry Ellison is playing 4D chess or just vibing. Star Trek: Starfleet Academy just dropped, and we have thoughts. Lots of them. Is this the Trek revival we've been begging for, or did they just slap a communicator badge on a CW drama? And finally — Mountain Oysters. Yes, those mountain oysters. We explain what they are, where they come from, and whether any of us would eat them. (Spoiler: the vote was not unanimous.) 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Bash Shell — DarkSideOfIntelligence 2. aTribute — Dreams For Which There Are No 3. Purrple Panther — This is Fine 4. Infravolt — Psychic Powers 5. Robert Gervais — Pizzica di Bianca 6. the caerleon murder club — NOUVEAU v1 7. aTribute — Don't Dare Move Lad 8. Sean Jones — 1 Z Nebula Acid 9. BIGfoot BEATS — in the box

🐀 Another week in the sewer, another episode of chaos. Doctors - why do they suck? PAX East - no Nick this year. AI - which to use for what. Lego - Nick wants Spock! Movies and TV - Moana, Harry Potter, Hail Mary and Val Kilmer. Iran War - ug. Plus the segments you know and love: 🗺️ Dark Sewer Network News — AI will MILK YOU! 🦶 Bigfoot Assault — Bigfoot hates Apple updates! 🥋 Xindu — Mad at Mamdani 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Exklusiv — Devil's Smile 2. Bash Shell — Black Flowers 3. R3000 — I'm the Slob 4. Lulle — Campfire Stories 5. Josh Dirschka — Hearing Colours (Free Download) 6. Justin Allan Arnold — El Tarantino 7. BIGfoot BEATS — sky polka 8. Purrple Panther — Mining in a Cave 9. Sewolk — Secret Ending

Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a luddite. Also on deck: the hilariously unhinged Afroman trial, a Bigfoot assault story (yes, really), and DJI quietly sneaking into the American market under the name XTRA. Jane Hanoi drops in with the Dark Sewer Network news segment, and everyone's favorite alien Xindu is back to talk holidays, beer, and boobs. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – Access Denied 2. Purrple Panther – Ghost of Me 3. jeka_bird – chaos & liberty 4. Sir Lofi – Jazz Noir 5. Bash Shell – OpenYourEyes 6. Steven O'Brien – preface 7. BIGfoot BEATS – there not pretty (not neighborly) 8. Justin Allan Arnold – Replicants In The Rain 9. Josh Dirschka – 8000 AD (Free Download)

In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural beats used in the program. Then, a special 60 Minutes breakdown covering the uncovered wave weapons believed to be behind Havana Syndrome and the mysterious neurological attacks on U.S. diplomats. Next, a wild Bigfoot assault segment you won't want to miss, followed by a fiery Xindu rant. We close out with a Dark Sewer Network News segment; a deep dive into Trump's UAP document release — what was revealed, what's still hidden, and what it means...milk. It's about milk. Music list ----------- 1. jiglr – NASTY! (Synthwave Version) 2. Mehul Choudhary – Transmission X 3. Exklusiv – Gangsters Life 4. DanKeid – Dummy 5. Gabrovan.NYhouse – The Sign (Club Master) 6. RV48 – Thank Goodness An Oildrum Fireplace 7. BIGfoot BEATS – Relax 8. Bash Shell – Neon Dust 9. Purrple Panther – Running Through My Mind

What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator god that ancient mystics warned us about, and why its fingerprints are all over the modern world falling apart in real time. Plus: vanishing jobs, milk conspiracies, Bigfoot attacks, quantum teleportation, computer security nightmares, sewer news, voicemails, and much more.

This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen

They thought they need to go through your skull to control you. They found other ways.

Collectively, we were tarded. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!

LOL JACKIE!!!!

YAY! wait, awe nooooooooo.....

What is that noise!?!?

Lets stick together in the void. We are the glue. Etc etc etc...

Dang, my abilities impress even myself!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY NEXT YEAR!!!!

And while we are at it, why why why?

Union bustin and stuffin

Skip this one. Sheesh

Nick buckles faster than a pilgrams shoe... or hat

RIP VOICEMETEER

Bunch of lies here!

Interview with a John Brennan!

Happy Halloween 2025!!! Enough of this AI BS please!

People either love you, or hate you, or they dont even think about you! REALLY? REAL!

nananananannananananananananna

What is this horrible thing inside of me!? DOCTOR! WHAT DO!??!!?

ITS OCTOBER! LETS GET SPOOKY!

Lets be alone together. Also, lets fail at making a monster!

Things can only get better from here.

The unraveling is leading to disturbing behaviors.

Why are you like this?

Why am i like this?

Rat Reads Runes

I got nothin'... Gimme somethin!

Holy crow! 500 episodes!

Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

Concentrate with me. This is a serious episode. Seriously...?

AND THE PEOPLE PRAISED THE R...... !!!! CATS.

Just me being me. Its not any fun :(

Deep Under My Butt

Who am I? WHo ARE YOU!? Wait... WHO AM I?!?!?!?

Nick sells Spiced Mayo to the major houses

Lets go on a wild adventure through space and time! FEAR IS THE MIDKILLER! DONT BE A BEOTCH!