PODCAST · comedy
Nick the Rat Radio
by Nick the Rat
Paranoid cartoon rat with paranormal podcast and a phone line : 917 719 5923
Episodes
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Mass Lore
Episode 561 Nick the Rat Radio is back from the sewer with a Halloween-season deep dive into urban legends, myths, and the strange stories we all swear happened to a cousin’s coworker. Nick breaks down the classics, from Bloody Mary and the vanishing hitchhiker to spider egg boils, razor blades…
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Lights Off
Episode 560 Wednesday-night news-and-nonsense session from the sewer. Nick opens with life updates: a new real job, a day on the set of the horror sci-fi flick Ego Death, and a THC drink that hit way too hard. He digs into Podcast Robot for the Podcast Index, AI music on the podcasting circuit…
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Screamers
Episode 559 It's Halloween season in the sewer! Nick the Rat ranks 21 iconic horror movie screams from Amaze Balls all the way down to Piss Poor, including Jaws, The Shining, King Kong, Halloween, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hereditary, Possession, and The Wicker Man. Which scream took the top spot,...
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Moist Yonic fall
Episode 558 Nick the Rat Radio rolls in on the first chilly night of fall with a grab bag of everything: a possible new job clearing background checks, a wild story about a runner who didn't let a mid-race accident slow her down, Toys "R" Us plotting a comeback, and yet another round of Loch Ness...
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Candy Court
Episode 557 Nick the Rat cracks open a torch seltzer and dives into the week's weirdest science headlines — a full fruit fly brain map with 130,000+ neurons, and researchers implanting human brain organoids into living mice. Between rants about AI, Black Mirror plot holes, and a very confused…
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Ghosted Hard
Episode 556 Grab a Dr. Pepper and settle into the sewer for a spooky-season kickoff that goes off the rails fast. Tonight's episode covers a buggy Halloween video game review, a Friday the 13th licensing horror story, Indian recruiter chaos during the job hunt, a Reacher season 3 rant, and Long...
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Sewer Confessions
Episode 555 Boy's night in the sewer gets weird fast — Nick cracks a high-potency THC seltzer live on air and things go sideways from there. A dermatologist trip turns into a full skin-diagnosis breakdown, a caller talks drones, wind vortexes, and DJI surveillance paranoia, and the two of them...
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Robot Rapture
Episode 554 Nick the Rat comes at you straight from the sewer with a full dose of 2026 dread. Nick breaks down his new side hustle training AI (yes, he's literally getting paid to help the robots learn), reacts to Bill Gates' essay on which jobs might survive the AI takeover, and dives deep...
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Costume Chaos
Episode 553 Nick the Rat Radio comes in hot from deep in the sewer — open phone lines, a Modena cancer trial that spirals into CRISPR conspiracy talk, a Spirit Halloween costume crawl gone completely off the rails, and an extended AI-generated bit about MLK's FBI tapes that has to be heard to be...
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Witch Please
Episode 552 Welcome back to the sewer, everybody. Tonight Nick goes full conspiracy theorist with a spicy (and completely unhinged) theory: the Salem witch trials never happened the way you think — they were staged BY witches to protect themselves, and they've been quietly running society ever...
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Sewer Fungus
Episode 551 Nick the Rat Radio gets weird fast — Nick recaps meeting Lavish from Behind the Schemes IRL (and scoring a coveted Casio GBX-100), then spirals through a grab bag of chaos: Einstein's double-cousin wife, a fake(?) Perez Hilton meltdown, a tragic NYC e-bike death nobody's explaining...
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Xmas in July
Episode 550 This week in the sewer: no music, no AI gimmicks, just raw rat radio. We crack open a 1989 Sears Christmas catalog and lose our minds over $700 pearl bracelets and Pee-wee Herman watches, pay respects to John C. Dvorak with some heartfelt (and heartbroken) voicemails, and dig into Sam...
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RIP John C. Dvorak
Episode 549 This week's episode of Nick the Rat Radio opens heavy — a rough week of sickness, a dead microphone, and the loss of podcasting legend John C. Dvorak. Nick shares tributes from Adam Curry and Chris Wilson, takes emotional calls from longtime listeners, and reflects on 20+ years of No...
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Final Fluidity
Episode 548 Nick the Rat is back, rambling through a chaotic Wednesday night filled with Magic: The Gathering gripes (including that disappointing Star Trek set), second-degree burn updates from an overzealous solo session, and passionate pitches for “dick lotion.” He reviews board game hauls…
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Popcorn Panopticon
Episode 547 Nick the Rat crawls up from the Brooklyn sewers with a grab-bag of end-times energy — mourning the collapse of his favorite podcast, ranting about the video game industry's layoff apocalypse, and reviewing (poorly) a $22 pack of pens from Staples. Things take a darker turn when he…
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Syphilis Sewer Secrets
Episode 546 Nick the Rat is back with a second-degree burn on his paw, a burnt-out voice, and zero filter as he dives into a wild grab bag of underground news. This episode kicks off with a chaotic urgent care story, then spirals into the shocking real history of the 1940s US-government-funded...
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They Stole Dead Babies
Episode 545 The US government ran a secret global operation to harvest bones and body parts from dead infants without anyone's consent — and it was all to measure nuclear fallout in human tissue. Tonight Nick the Rat breaks down Project Sunshine, the classified AEC program that hired law firms to...
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Trickster Mind
Episode 544 What if the thing you're trying to avoid is exactly what your brain is steering you toward? This week on Nick the Rat Radio, we go deep on the Trickster — the ancient psychological force that every culture on Earth independently discovered, and how it's now hardwired into your nervous...
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Demon Code
Episode 543 Nick the Rat crawls out of the Brooklyn sewer for Episode 543 with a deep dive into the oldest obsession in human history — demonology. From ancient Mesopotamian clay tablets and King Solomon's grimoire to Elizabethan spirit mediums and the Loudun possessions, Nick traces 5,000 years…
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RAT LIFE
Nick the Rat Radio Episode 542 There's no live show this week — because your boy is strapping you to his back and taking you through a full day in the Brooklyn sewers before hopping a flight to Charlotte, NC. Hard-boiled eggs, loose leaf tea, watching the garbage truck run a red light, and a full...
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They Vanished Completely
Nick the Rat Radio Episode 541 Scientists just confirmed it: a entire civilization built 35,000 stone monuments across Europe, dragged quartz boulders 60 miles to place them on fault lines with surgical precision — and then disappeared without a war, without a fire, without a single written word....
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Baltic Bedlam
Nick the Rat Radio Episode 540 Nick the Rat is sick, pantsless, and on a mission. Episode 540 kicks off with a rant about Google Maps burying street names under business ads, a meditation on robot Frank and his box-flipping career, and some hard questions for John Stewart about who actually gets...
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Plasma Nexus
Nick the Rat Radio - 539 - Plasma Nexus - Ghosts. UFOs. Psychic experiments. Strange lights. Poltergeists. What if they’re not separate phenomena at all? What if they’re all symptoms of the same thing? #ghosts | #ufo | #uap | #quartz | #faultlines | #psychic | #lights | #poltergeists | #plasma |...
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Hivesync Protocol
Nick the Rat Radio - 538 - Hivesync Protocol - From terminator seeds and doomsday vaults to blockchain food mandates and billionaires buying up American farmland — this episode connects the documented, publicly available evidence behind what may be the most ambitious control operation in human...
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Compliance Pipeline
Nick the Rat Radio - 537 - Compliance Pipeline - The destruction of real childhood wasn't an accident — it was a process. From Edward Bernays and B.F. Skinner to the Children's Television Act, the Hasbro consolidation, and algorithmic Skinner boxes running on your kid's tablet, the Compliance...
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EPISODE 536 : Abyssal Flare
ABYSSAL FLARE | The Energy War Nobody's Talking About 11 scientists are dead or missing. China just built an artificial sun. A 13-billion-year-old object from the galactic core passed through our solar system. And a company backed by the CEO of OpenAI is secretly building a fusion reactor for...
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EPISODE 535 : Abyssal Awakening
The ocean just hit its second hottest temperature ever recorded. Scientists discovered 24 brand-new species nobody knew existed — at 4,000 meters deep. A 40-year-old iceberg is collapsing in real time. And now? The U.S. government just fast-tracked permits to mine the EXACT spot where all of this...
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EPISODE 534 : Lunar Dominion
Whats going on with the moon. DOMINION! 🎵 Music from Nick the Rat Radio on SoundCloud: 1. Purrple Panther — Inside Another Book 2. Justin Allan Arnold — Ex Machina First Part 3. G8X — Fly By 4. Vectraston — Night 5. K1LO EC — Drag in Dirt 6. Interpslyce — Modem We Gotta Connect (Level 9 Turtles...
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EPISODE 533 : Copper Showers
This week we're going all over the map — and we wouldn't have it any other way. 🐀 We kick things off with a rant about bad doctors. You know the type. The ones who gaslight, dismiss, and then bill you for the privilege. We're naming names (well, not legally, but you know what we mean). Then we...
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EPISODE 532 : Lost Direction
🐀 Another week in the sewer, another episode of chaos. Doctors - why do they suck? PAX East - no Nick this year. AI - which to use for what. Lego - Nick wants Spock! Movies and TV - Moana, Harry Potter, Hail Mary and Val Kilmer. Iran War - ug. Plus the segments you know and love: 🗺️ Dark Sewer...
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EPISODE 531 : DLSS Afro
Nick breaks down the NYC homeless crisis — the city's spending $80k per homeless person, the minimum wage is hitting $30, and the poverty line still doesn't add up. TSA agents making $4 an hour. Netanyahu apparently "dead." And Nick goes full rant mode on DLSS 5 and why everyone around him is a...
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EPISODE 530 : No Way Gate
In this episode we dive deep into the CIA's declassified Gateway Project — exploring the science behind consciousness expansion and the binaural beats used in the program. Then, a special 60 Minutes breakdown covering the uncovered wave weapons believed to be behind Havana Syndrome and the...
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EPISODE 529 : Fight the Urge
What if the chaos unfolding around us isn't random — but by design? We dive deep into Gnosticism and the concept of the Demiurge: the false creator god that ancient mystics warned us about, and why its fingerprints are all over the modern world falling apart in real time. Plus: vanishing jobs…
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EPISODE 528 : Sheep Food
This episode is chock full of nuts. A must listen
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EPISODE 527 : Brain Drain
They thought they need to go through your skull to control you. They found other ways.
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EPISODE 526 : No Control
Collectively, we were tarded. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!
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EPISODE 525 : Sewer Files
LOL JACKIE!!!!
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EPISODE 524 : BIG TEN
YAY! wait, awe nooooooooo.....
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EPISODE 523 : Server Wine
What is that noise!?!?
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EPISODE 522 : Rebind Mice
Lets stick together in the void. We are the glue. Etc etc etc...
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EPISODE 521 : Subtle Win
Dang, my abilities impress even myself!
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EPISODE 520 : MERRY PREDICTIONS!
MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND HAPPY NEXT YEAR!!!!
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EPISODE 519 : Who who who
And while we are at it, why why why?
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EPISODE 518 : Xhange
Union bustin and stuffin
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EPISODE 517 : Loot Hole
Skip this one. Sheesh
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EPISODE 516 : Cold Turkey
Nick buckles faster than a pilgrams shoe... or hat
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EPISODE 515 : WIP IT
RIP VOICEMETEER
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EPISODE 514 : Ponderdox
Bunch of lies here!
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EPISODE 513 : John Brennan Interview
Interview with a John Brennan!
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EPISODE 512 : HAPPY HAILOWEEN
Happy Halloween 2025!!! Enough of this AI BS please!
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Paranoid cartoon rat with paranormal podcast and a phone line : 917 719 5923
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Nick the Rat
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