PODCAST · comedy
Noire & Nope
by J
The general observations, grumblings and quasi motivational chats about life and current events from 30-something New York City Black Woman. Sorry, not sorry...
Episodes
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::Throws Hat in the air:: Avengers....ASSEMBLE!
This week I will talk about Kai Cenat, Lizzo, the Lil Tay fiasco, Alabama, and a few more things.
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BYE WIG
In this episode I talk about your girl Carlee, but also Beyonce's half siblings looking for a crumb of attention, MTA fare increase, Writer/Actor strike, LI serial killer, Russell/Future/Ciara, Lightskin Keisha down bad, MF Doom and possibly the Shine RICO charge
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🎶Keke, Do You Love Him, Are We Riding....🎶
Today I'm talking about the Keke debacle, Jonah Hill's weirdo ass, India Arie, Blueface, and maybe other things, IDK...
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🎶We all LIVED in a janky submarine....🎶
In this episode I talk about my hectic week, bored rich people buying their death, the BET awards, Bebe Rexha, Naomi Campbell, meh-n, Cardi/Offset, JT/Uzi, and a few other things...
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Men don't like women anymore...
Today I'm talking about the YK Osiris/Sukiyana/DJ A1 debacle, Anita vs Babyface, Joseline throwing more hands and feet on people, Meagan Good and Johnathan Majors moving in together? Home Depot girl, and other random things...
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It's Clobbering Time!
In this episode, I talk about Joseline vs Amber Rose, complicated family dynamics, ONCE AGAIN people having me fucked up, Azealia Banks being her usual awful self, Jackie Oh, the past events this weekend here in NYC, cleansing your space, and other random tingz.
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Not Everything Needs To Be Twatted.....
This episode I talk about over sharing, Chika's "fuck dem kids" moment, NYC being a mess, and one of Diddy's kids swigging and swerving...
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It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left y'all....
It's been a minute, let's catch up...
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Beauty and the Beasts ...
Today I talk about the beauty community up in arms about false advertising, TJ Hooker and Amy Hoeback (hopefully for the last time), and the job market.
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Too many clowns, not enough circus....
In this episode, I talk about Christian rock and blue face, the job markets, Shakira's revenge, Gwen Jackson Lopez Kim Stefani, and a few other topics
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Reality (TV) Bites...
Today I just talk about my favorite guilty pleasure, reality TV show, and some life tidbits.
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New year, Knew me...
On this episode, I talk about some of my goals, aspirations and observations for the new year, and your regular dose of celebrity drama.
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Some Tea, a dish, and a lot of shade....
Just talking my crap about the latest news and gossip, as per usual....
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TJ HOOKER...
In this episode, I speak a little bit about my hiatus, the TJ and Amy drama, Brittany finally getting out of Russian prison, and a couple of other things.
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Depression is getting worsah and worsah…
In this episode I talk about the Dahmer hype, B Simone and Dani-ellow Bone-leigh, and old dusty who can’t let his ex wife rest in peace (NY is the New Florida), and some other random-dandoms…
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Autumn is my Summer…
Just discussing current events, no big deal…
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The Pot Calling the Kettle Fat….
This episode I talk my shit about Aries Spears/Lizzo/Tiffany Haddish, dating, vetting, randomly talking about She by Sheree, and other current events.
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Shooting up an empty club…
In this episode I talk about recent events, Roe vs Wade, new music and staying single instead of seeing double….
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Where's My Gay Discount?!
Welcome to Season 5, and Happy Pride Month! This episode I talk about companies pandering to the LGBTQ+ community, Mass shootings, bed bugs hitching a ride on the subway, Lil Nas X snubbed, TI's brat ass kid, and new season premieres.
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World News Tonite with Patra Jenkins...
Today I'm talking about the Buffalo mass shooting, Keyshia Cole, Jesse Williams, Lori Harvey, and some other tings....
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When the YIKES is on the bikes
Just me, talking about the trending stories this week, NBD....
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Law & Order…
Randomly talking about topics of the week…at this point, are y’all surprised?
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Just a Squirrel (Man) Trying to get a Nut....
Today I talked about recent events, and a man with a studio apartment in a tree.
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The Slap Heard ‘Round the World…
This episode I talk about the Oscars bafoonery, and that piece of shit that killed 87 year old Broadway singing coach Barbara Maier Gustern.
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Tinder Bueno
I talk about current events and an unconventional Tinder date.
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🎶How Can You Be So THOT-less🎶
In this episode I talk about Mayors, War, and stunt queens that tricked y’all into feeling sorry for them…also, a new segment of “New York is the new Florida”
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War, what is it good for?
This week we're talking about major current events, and another edition of "New York is the new Florida".
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Stop trying to make Julia Fox happen, it's not gonna happen...
Sorry for the absence 🙃 This episode I'm just running down a list of current event topics, same ole same ole. Trigger warning; this episode contains discussions about s-uicide, drug use, m-urder, s-exual assault, and mental health.
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New Years Grieve
In this episode I talk a bit about the Omarion virus, Saweetie, a fare-beaters untimely demise, and a new "New York is the new Florida".
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Raise your hand if your uterus has been victimized by Tristan Thompson....
In this episode I talk about the infidelities of Tristan Thompson, fire blazing at Fox, 5 headquarters, and a whole bunch. Other current events and topics.
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Stuffed Like a Turkey, Angry Like a Bird...
Today I'm talking about the past Thanksgiving holiday, and current events. Also, a new edition of "New York is the new Florida".
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Golden Showers bring November flowers..
This episode I discuss, a plethora of random topics, and a concert in Florida that got a little too…wet for a concert goer (much to his delight).
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Pumpkins, Crackheads, and Concerts, Oh My!
In this episode, I talk about the travesty of AstroWorld, a weird jack-o’-lantern train situation in a new “New York is the new Florida” segment, and other random things.
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Playing Chess, Checkers, or Uno?
In this episode, I talk about being Black and crying wolf, TikTok cappin’, and the hood being up to no good (as per usual).
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Sunday Scaries
In this episode, I just ramble about work life, housing and homelessness, lame ass dating and a new “New York is the new Florida” story.
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Rise & Grind & Whine..
In this episode, I talk about what it’s like returning to work after a couple of years and the weird work dynamic, and the odd shit that’s going on in New York City.
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When are those condos on Mars opening up? #SickofEarth..
Today I briefly talk about the unfortunate crimes against women as of recently, and a nerd getting finessed.
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You Can Stand Under My Umbrella-Ella-Ella…
This episode I talk about nosy people, entitled people, Hurricane Ira and the devastation it caused, a new “New York Is The New Florida” story, and other random tidbits.
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New York; The Downfall
In this episode I talk about the few travesties in NYC, including random attacks on children, and a few in Times Square.
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Rain rain, Go away…
It’s been raining cats and dogs here in NYC, so sorry for the delay. In this episode, we talk about, and the first ever segment of “New York is the new Florida”.
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Don’t Fuck up my Autumn…
In this episode, I talk about celebrities that don’t bathe, celebrities that don’t matter, and how my Autumn may be just as tragic as the beginning of the year.
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Hello, it’s me…
It’s been a minute, so just a quick lil podcast to wet your palate.
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This Week In Nonsense
Today I’m talking about some popular topics of the week.
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Back in the New York Groove...
Today I discuss the city opening up, and unnecessary celeb talk.
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It’s the disrespect and racism, for me...
In this episode, I talk about the not-so-subtle nuances of Racism white people participate in.
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Oh PLEASE, Hercules...
This week I talk about my adverse reaction to my COVID vaccine, Caucasity, and why Twitter remains a cesspool.
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A whole lotta whole lotta
This episode is lazy, and I’m just rambling...so, enjoy that.
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A pimp in sheep’s clothing..
DMX dies, Relationship guru is a hoe, and the end of Saweetie and Quavo.
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Cancel Summer...PLEASE
After a longer than usual hiatus, I’m back to talking about random bullshit...enjoy!
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Ratatouille.....but make it DEADASS
On this episode I talk about every New Yorkers worst nightmare coming true for a Bronx man, the audacity of one of the officers that murdered Breonna Taylor, men being generally awful, and general randomness about the election, Halloween, etc.....
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The general observations, grumblings and quasi motivational chats about life and current events from 30-something New York City Black Woman. Sorry, not sorry...
HOSTED BY
J
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The general observations, grumblings and quasi motivational chats about life and current events from 30-something New York City Black Woman. Sorry, not sorry...
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