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Noire & Nope — 81 episodes

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::Throws Hat in the air:: Avengers....ASSEMBLE!

2

BYE WIG

3

🎶Keke, Do You Love Him, Are We Riding....🎶

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🎶We all LIVED in a janky submarine....🎶

5

Men don't like women anymore...

6

It's Clobbering Time!

7

Not Everything Needs To Be Twatted.....

8

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left y'all....

9

Beauty and the Beasts ...

10

Too many clowns, not enough circus....

11

Reality (TV) Bites...

12

New year, Knew me...

13

Some Tea, a dish, and a lot of shade....

14

TJ HOOKER...

15

Depression is getting worsah and worsah…

16

Autumn is my Summer…

17

The Pot Calling the Kettle Fat….

18

Shooting up an empty club…

19

Where's My Gay Discount?!

20

World News Tonite with Patra Jenkins...

21

When the YIKES is on the bikes

22

Law & Order…

23

Just a Squirrel (Man) Trying to get a Nut....

24

The Slap Heard ‘Round the World…

25

Tinder Bueno

26

🎶How Can You Be So THOT-less🎶

27

War, what is it good for?

28

Stop trying to make Julia Fox happen, it's not gonna happen...

29

New Years Grieve

30

Raise your hand if your uterus has been victimized by Tristan Thompson....

31

Stuffed Like a Turkey, Angry Like a Bird...

32

Golden Showers bring November flowers..

33

Pumpkins, Crackheads, and Concerts, Oh My!

34

Playing Chess, Checkers, or Uno?

35

Sunday Scaries

36

Rise & Grind & Whine..

37

When are those condos on Mars opening up? #SickofEarth..

38

You Can Stand Under My Umbrella-Ella-Ella…

39

New York; The Downfall

40

Rain rain, Go away…

41

Don’t Fuck up my Autumn…

42

Hello, it’s me…

43

This Week In Nonsense

44

Back in the New York Groove...

45

It’s the disrespect and racism, for me...

46

Oh PLEASE, Hercules...

47

A whole lotta whole lotta

48

A pimp in sheep’s clothing..

49

Cancel Summer...PLEASE

50

Ratatouille.....but make it DEADASS

51

Men, are y’all ok?

52

Don’t be fucking RUDE...

53

Honey, I’m about to put hands on these kids...

54

Reality Bites....

55

The Coronavirus Effect

56

🎶 Hey There Corona, What’s It Like In New York City...🎶

57

Caucasian Showers Bring Wry Flowers....

58

The 20 Things I Hate About You...

59

It’s free to mind your business, but you wanna pay full price..

60

The night is dark and full of incels...

61

This Misadventures of Kale & Okra

62

January 89th, 2020.....

63

The App-le Don’t Fall Far From The Tree.....

64

Becky With the Good Grades

65

Oscar(s) Wild

66

The First Annual Power-Walk From Racism Charity Walk

67

Crouching Tiger, Hidden West Indian...

68

(B)Lack History Month

69

In The Grand Scheme Of Things...

70

20-fineteen, or 20MINEteen?

71

F*ck You, Next....

72

Couponing in the Afternoon

73

Everybody In The Club Drinkin’ Ensure: Why Being Young-Old low key sucks.

74

For Colored Girls Who Need To Whoop An Ass When The NYPD Isn’t Enough...

75

I hear you knockin’ but you can’t come in; Old School Etiquette

76

I’m just here for the Free Wifi; the woes of a “convenient friendship”

77

Nice For What?: When you have to put and escort people to their place....

78

Say Less: The Pros & Cons of being quiet.

79

Scam, Rinse, Repeat...

80

The sweatpants “AHA” moment...

81

Noire & Nope (Trailer)