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Nope. I'm Scared
by Alexa Bohorquez and Ella Farris
Hello! We are just two sisters who love to talk about the weird and spooky. True crime? yep. Ghosts? Of course. Lore? Oh, you bet. Hopefully we are serving up something you can dig (like a grave) and come on our spooky adventure with us. We are in no way pros at this and are very much still figuring this all out, but we're having fun and hope you do too. Byeeeeeee!
Episodes
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Yee Naaldlooshii, AKA Skinwalkers
Skinwalkers honestly terrify us and also fascinate us. We're going to talk about some of the history and attributes of these people as best we can and give some spooks with context to better understand this Navajo legend. We want to continue encouraging people to rephrase the terminology for...
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Movie Review: Trick 'r Treat (2007) ft. Josh Rodrigues
This episode I'm sitting down with my new husband and fellow film savant Josh Rodrigues and we're giving a review of our very first time watching the cult classic Trick 'r Treat from 2007 written and directed by Michael Dougherty. This ode to Halloween definitely took us on a journey and gave us...
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We Believe in Bigfoot
And... we're back. We really didn't mean to be gone for as long as we did but welcome to season two of our podcast essentially!We're starting off real casual (seriously) with a discussion about Bigfoot. The PNW love Bigfoot and now that we are split between Portland and LA, we are sorry he got...
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The Death of Mary Reeser
So we can say that Mary Reeser did die but the jury is still out on what some of us think happened to her, Was is a simple matter of self combustion or was there something else going on. Did she just slip her slippers into blissful granny comfort that ended in a scorch mark and ashes? Alexa does…
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The New Jersey Devil
It's September now and spooky season has officially begun! We're starting to pile up on out research to get back to normal for the haunting time of the year, so dial back in! The Jersey Devil AKA the Leeds Devil is a story as old as America is apparently and it is swirling in rumors and tall…
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Some Haunted Camping Grounds
It's still summer! (unfortunately) We always think of camping in the summer time whether it's a summer camp, day camp, or you march yourself and your family out into those haunted woods and willingly let yourself fall asleep. So, Ella dug up some stories about people who had bad times out in…
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Annabelle the Doll
This gal has a lot of stories surrounding her all shrouded in mystery and rumor. We're looking into her origins (not the Annabelle Creations movie, that was all fiction, same as most of the Annabelle movie tbh) but the story that is supposed to have actually happened. It all started with one…
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Ghost Stories
Hello! We're back! Sorry for the unexpected break; moving has a lot of hiccups and stress that we didn't plan for. In light of the Supreme Court decision, we're just here to tell you that we are just as mad and disgusted about this and we want you to know that we are here if you need to vent or...
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The Paris Catacombs
Ah, the catacombs. You know them, you love them. I mean who doesn't like neatly stacked bones to make a city of the dead with a limestone base beneath Paris, city of love and lights. ESPECIALLY when those bones were ripped out of the ground from other places and moved because "space needs."…
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The Odd Haunting of Elonore Zugun
Have you heard about the girl who developed poltergeist powers in the 1920s? Except it was all directed at her rather then out at other people, super weird. This original Carrie of a lass had the European continent enthralled because there was really no answers to why and how it was happening…
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Odd Cases of Mass Hysteria PLUS Melissa Caddick Updates
First of all, HOLY SHIT AUSTRALIA! Hi, hello! Wow, we were not expecting that at all and we try to update the little more info that is out there, but we promise were checking in on it. Now, you ever wonder what people say when just super weird, unexplainable stuff happens? Well, sometimes they…
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The Disappearance of Jodi Huisentruit
News anchor Jodi Huisentruit left in a hurry for work on the morning of June 27, 1995 after being woken up by her producer telling her that she was late for work. She never made it to work that day and we still have no idea what happened to her. We're going to go over the timeline, crime scene…
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Haunted Hospital Stories
You know how we all hate an empty hospital? You know that eerie dread that comes from the steady beeping and clip clop of footsteps in a hospital hallway? Why is that? We have a lot of ideas but we can all agree that nurses and doctors tend to have some of the creepiest stories of a touch with…
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Pennhurst Asylum- The History and Mistreatment
TRIGGER WARNING This episode is talking about the evil and horrors that is the history of Pennhurst School and Hospital. We'll be talking about direct quotes from the staff about how they looked at and treated their patients with mental and physical disabilities throughout the history. We'll…
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The Bloody Countess Elizabeth Bathory
She may or may not have bathed in bathtubs of blood, she may or may not have been a vampire, and Anna may or definitely not died in the way she deserved. What we can say for sure about this historic lady is that 1. she's a monster, 2. no one should let teenagers control large masses of land that...
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The Legend of El Silbon
If you hear a whistle in the night, safe to say that something bad is the source. At least that's a way to keep yourself safe, probably. This episode we are talking about El Silbon, which means The Whistler, as well as superstitions around whistling in general. Ella also throws a fit because she...
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H.H. Holmes- Throw the Whole Man Away
Hughbert (I don't care if it's spelled wrong because this man is awful) existed in history. He has become famous as one of the world earliest and deadliest serial killers and he liked to do his gruesome acts in what he called a Castle (it is not, don't be fooled) Want to know more? Well, you're...
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The Dullahan
Do you ever read something and just know you were meant to be together? That's us on this episode, no seriously. We freaking fell in love with this legend and are deeply saddened that we got the watered down American version of the Dullahan with the Headless Horseman. To be fair, it's all great…
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What Happened to Melissa Caddick?
Hey Aussie babes! Why didn't you tell us about this one? It's wild and we need answers. Melissa Caddick went missing in November of 2020, the day after her home was raided by the government for possible fraud. Where did she go? Is she hiding? Where's all the missing money? To make it worse, three...
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We Watched Scream 5 - A Mini Movie Review
If you didn't know already, we love Scream, especially Alexa. It might be her favorite scary movie (keep that in mind if you get a scary phone call in the middle of the night while you're Drew Barrymore popping popcorn) so of course we ran out to see the new one. We tried our darnedness to keep…
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Crater Lake
We all know Alexa hates lakes right? So, why on earth is she talking about the deepest lake in the United States? Because we face our fears ghosts and ghouls. No, honestly, this lake is super interesting and mysterious and just all around fascinating. There are missing people, strange and unique...
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Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark - Movie Review
We're easing back in after that super intense three-parter case and also coming back after the holiday season so we thought what better than to watch a scary movie and then talk about for a while. We're talking about 2019's Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark from the mind of Guillermo Del Toro and...
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Laci Peterson~ THE FINALE
Here it is pumpkins! Here it is our dear ghosts and ghouls. Part three, the finale, the trail, the end all be all for now. Don't worry we'll address that last part. We're talking the trial and beyond. What did each side present? What was the evidence? What was up with the jury? AND, of course…
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Laci Peterson Pt. 2 (Beware it's the bad part)
Welcome back ghosts and ghouls. We'll be honest, this episode is not fun. This time we're talking about the investigation, the affair, and the discovery of bodies in the bay. So, if you know this case and want to skip forward, we'll see you next week, if you don't like gruesome details same…
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Laci Peterson Pt.1
Laci Peterson went missing on December 24, 2002 and it would captivate the nation almost immediately and lead to a huge media storm that we haven't exactly seen in many cases since. This case is still heavily talked about and debated, but, Ella has no idea what really happened. This will be...
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The Big Squid Daddy Himself- The Kraken
The Kraken has been legend for hundreds of years, but where did it start? We're diving deep (literally) into the ocean as we uncover the legend and the likely truth behind it. It's a bit of a rambly episode as we gear up for our big case next week so enjoy the light-hearted spooks because the…
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Oregon Cryptids
Hello! We're back! So sorry, so sorry. We've had a lot going on but the big thing is Alexa moved. Wow, yay, Oregon! So what's the first thing you do when you move somewhere? Look at the scary cryptids in the state. Exactly! We thought the same, because who wouldn't want to terrify themselves…
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The Flannan Isle Lighthouse Disappearances
In the cold and foggy night of December 15, 1900 a ship noted that the lighthouse was not lit, which is strange already, but when investigators went to see what had happened to the men working there, they found that all of them had simply vanished. Rumors and legends have twisted the reality of...
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Gypsy Rose and the Murder of DeeDee Blanchard
When a series of unsettling Facebook posts send neighbors to the home of DeeDee Blanchard and her seriously ill and wheelchair-bound daughter, police find a crime scene and a found Gypsy, who is completely capable of walking and not sick in the slightest. It's clear that this case is not all it's...
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Spooky Halloween Stories
Happy Halloween our spooky babes! It is Samhain and we're doing all of our witchy, ghosty goodness but we have left to you some spooky, scary, stories. Sorry about the late posting but we've had a lot going on with moving and work. Things should sort themselves out and episodes should come back...
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Dennis DePue and Jeepers Creepers
Do you remember that movie about the scarecrow that was actually a weird bat-man? It has Justin Long in it. Yeah! Jeepers Creepers! Well there is maybe a true crime story behind it that inspired the writer/director to make the film (though he never said so). Its actually super creepy and very…
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The Hat Man
Ah, yes, look at this distinguished gentleman. Yessss. Look at how he is standing in my doorway making me feel uncomfortable. This week we're talking about the Hat Man and how no one is super sure what he is or what seeing him means. Is he a sleep paralysis demon? Is he a death omen? Is he just a...
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Staircases in the Woods
Oh yeah, you know we just keep finding stuff that terrifies us in the woods. This is also episode 60! So proud of us #welovetoseeit Did you know that there are supposedly random staircases that appear in the woods all over the world? No? Well if you'll just let us sit right here-hey bestie…
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Count Von Cosel PLUS "Spooky News"
Please excuse our long news briefing at the beginning, but A LOT of news happened this week! We're going to give you all the basic overview of what's been going on and hopefully will do cases on these once they are more settled (fingers crossed). We'll continue to update you but yeah, shit's…
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The Old Ursuline Convent and the Casket Girls
In the center of the French Quarter down in New Orleans sits a convent kept behind a wall with a legend centuries old. In the late 17oos a group of girls stepped off the boat from France into the streets of this wonderful city. With them came rumors, mystery, and curiosity which is still spoken...
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More Ghost Games to Uh...NEVER Play
To honor the start or spooky season we're providing (why though) some more games to play with ghosts because there are apparently a ton of them? Today, dear ghosties, we are talking about The Picture Game, The Fortune Game, and the Shoebox Telephone. Do not play these game, they do not seem worth...
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The Mysterious Life and Death of One Kaspar Hauser
1833- A boy dies in mystery and speculation after being found wondering the streets of Germany only four years before. Where did this boy come from? What is this dungeon dwelling he says he was kept in all his life? How did he learn to speak, read, and write so fast? What, or whom, killed him?...
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"The Phantom Killer" AKA The Texarkana Moonlight Murders
The Texarkana twin cities sit on even sides of the Texas and Arkansas state line. A relatively quiet town in 1946 found itself the center of brutal and mysterious attacks and murders that to this day are not a bulletproof case closed deal. We're going to dive into the horrific events and the...
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The Queen Mary
The Queen Mary is a Long Beach landmark now, but she had a life before she got to the Southern California shores. I dive into the history and legend surround this grand cruise line ship from nearly a hundred years ago. In that time she's wracked up some ghost and haunted stories to go along with...
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Why We Don't Go Camping
Well, it's STILL summer so we're taking this week easy and reading to you dear ghosts and ghouls stories that validate why we do not go camping in the woods. We jumped right to reddit to pull some stories from campers and hikers that just give us the willies. Nope, we're good. Stay safe out there...
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Ella Hates Open Water
I'm sure we've talked about how Ella is scared of the ocean before but we're going in and doing our own unsolved mystery in the form of Ella's worst nightmare: Open Water/ being stranded at sea. We are talking about the tragic disappearance of Tom and Eileen Lonergan who were abandoned by their...
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The Appalachian Forest
In keeping with our anniversary month special we have dedicated an episode each that scares the other person. Up first is Alexa. She does not like woods or forests or lakes at all and so this was actually suggested by her because she knew it would be not fun for her. Ella is serving up both lore...
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Our Haunted Hometown
It's our anniversary!!!! Wooo! Yeah! Thank you for celebrating with us and for that we wanted to give something of ourselves, but just could not do another sad case right after Pulse. So we went spooky instead. Turns out our hometown is super haunted and we only sorta knew about it. We're sending...
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The Pulse Nightclub Shooting
So this is obviously not a fun episode but it was super important for Ella to talk about given that it is Pride month and that includes her. We take it all very seriously and Alexa breaks down on this one. We hope that you all know how much we support all our LGBTQIA+ babes and love you all very...
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Rajneeshparum Pt. 2
Part 2! Part 2! We're wrapping it all up now and if you thought the last episode was nutzo, then strap in. Because here we go. We got violence, we got biowarfare, we got broken silences, we got pettiness. All the good stuff (also Alexa is sorry that she is incapable of making something just one...
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Rajneeshparum
Welcome to Rajneeshparum! This is definitely just a new age religion and not at all a cult. (wink, wink). Is anyone surprised that Alexa got too much information and had to make a spontaneous part 2? No? Yeah, us either. Oops. We're talking about that teachings and start of this religion of sorts...
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The Goatman Bridge
Hello! We're back on Tuesdays! Sorry for all the everywhere stuff, school y'know? But now that both of us are donezo with school we're going back to our original Terrified Tuesday's schedule to give us the time to research, record, and upload. This week Ella looked into the legend of the Goatman....
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The Russian Sleep Experiment (Creepypasta)
Let's say this right away: THIS IS NOT REAL! We just wanted to get into some creepy pastas we'd heard growing up and this was the one that stuck out to Ella. IT IS COMPLETELY FAKE. We'd hate people to lose sleep at night thinking this is true (like kids our age did for sure). Again, we love…
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The Sallie House Pt. 2
Sorry! Sorry! I know we promised it would be out sooner and it's not. Well we finally got to it. There has been a number of things going on with us and school and jobs and, you know, life. Stuff is wrapping up so things will get regular again and we have some big cases coming. For now enjoy…
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The Sallie House Pt. 1
This house has terrified us from the moment we learned about it. We dive into what really happened to Debra and Tony Pickman during the time they lived in that house and what they think was going on. Everything we use is what Debra presented in her own book and we wanted to focus on just what…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Hello! We are just two sisters who love to talk about the weird and spooky. True crime? yep. Ghosts? Of course. Lore? Oh, you bet. Hopefully we are serving up something you can dig (like a grave) and come on our spooky adventure with us. We are in no way pros at this and are very much still figuring this all out, but we're having fun and hope you do too. Byeeeeeee!
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Alexa Bohorquez and Ella Farris
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