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(Not A) Christian Podcast
by Kyle Crim
"It's not a Christian Podcast. It's a podcast that happens to be Christian.Become a monthly supporter here: https://anchor.fm/kyle-crim/subscribe
Episodes
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Episode 114- Seasonal Food Desecration, Beaned Up Chili & Walking Obituaries
On this episode, we dive into a Fall Edition of Keep It or Can It, which means it’s time for overpriced corn mazes, questionable fashion choices, and people pretending chili with beans is anything but soup. In this episode, Kyle rants his way through autumn’s biggest offenders: the false promise…
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Episode 113- Sugar Daddies, Bella the Shih Tzu & If Candy Were People
In this return, learn about the backhanded compliment that Kyle regularly receives regarding the podcast! Then, Kyle explains his descent into narcissism and how it relates to (NA)CP. Then the bulk of the episode, Kyle gives his unsolicited opinion on 64 Halloween candies! There's a tournament...
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Episode 112- Veiled Candy Metaphors, Creepy Christian Men & Misadventures in the DMs
This is a tough listen. Get ready for the most self-deprecating episode in the history of podcasts. You voted on our latest “Keep It or Can It” poll on Instagram, so Kyle gives his opinion on anything and everything related to romance, including his own experience that you’ve probably never…
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Episode 111- Shoes That Happen To Be Christian, Death by Candy Corn & Questionable Kickball Practices
We kick off 2025 not with a single rant. Not with a double rant. But with a triple-rant. Christian shoes, feminization of the name "Kyle" and the panic induced by the potential loss of candy corn fuels today's indignance. Then, Kyle takes one last look back at 2024 with his top albums of the…
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Episode 110- Waffle House Creed, Spotify Wrapped & Airport Sprinting
Kyle begins this episode by recounting his recent travels, which includes questionable interactions in the Waffle House parking lot, hot dog cars, sprinting through an airport and meeting a childhood hero. For the rest of the episode, goes through his Spotify Wrapped and confirms what we all...
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Episode 109- Unseen Dabbing, Skinny Jeans & The Modern Bowl Cut
This episode starts out with Kyle recounting yet another humbling experience in a public setting. Hear how Kyle's moral superiority led to his latest public downfall. Then, the majority of this episode will be spent going over the bracket for the tournament that never happened, which will...
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Episode 108- Excessive Art Appreciation, Plane Belching & Terror on the Runway
To start this episode, Kyle rants about subpar mailbox coupons and panic-buying toilet paper any time there’s a national event. Then, Kyle recounts a recent experience that ranks in his top three embarrassing moments of his whole life. It involves appreciating some art a little too much and not...
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(Not A) Normal Episode
Welcome back! On this brief installment of (NA)CP, Kyle dabbles in self-congratulatory behavior and makes a promise he vows to keep in every circumstance except for death! All in all, it's just a very brief update on where (NA)CP has been and where (NA)CP is going!
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Episode 107- Rebellious Cart Abandonment, Addressing the Haters & Grand Theft Laptop Case
On this episode, we acknowledge that we all did weird things during the pandemic. Did you shave your chest? Abandon your mandatory cart in the grocery store? Have you shaken hands with a man lately? I've got some bad news for you... Then, Kyle tells a story about a string of irrational decisions…
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Episode 106- A Big Announcement, My History With Vomit & Things We Don’t Talk About
Big things have been happening this year. Kyle learned a new skill and has a major life update to share with the friends of the show. Then, for the bulk of the show, we catch up on some social media polls from the more distant past…. But better late than never. What colors do you associate with...
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Episode 105- Don't Call It a Comeback
Welcome Back! After a long hiatus, it's good to be back! Kyle starts off talking about trips coming up in the near future and talks about the event that (maybe) served as the catalyst for the comeback episode of (NA)CP! It involves a scooter, a guy getting roasted and a bell-less tower. Then…
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Episode 104- Demeaning Parades, Nasty Santa & The Making of an Egg Nog Boy
This episode is all about the upcoming tournament! Join Kyle as he walks through Christmas traditions like matching family pajamas, parades, Krampus, Egg Nog and much more!
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Episode 103- The World’s Worst Flight Attendant, Young Earth Creationism & KC, The Dead-Eyed Penguin
Kyle begins this show by telling the story of his latest impulsive purchase and how it affects the recording of the podcast. Then, the long-anticipated results of the Christian Villain Draft are revealed! And 103 episode into this thing, Kyle comes to a disturbing realization that some people may...
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Episode 102- Lemon Lime Placebo, The Prosperity King & The Ultimate Christian Villain Draft
Did anyone else use breath mints and lemon lime drinks to cure all ailments or was that just me? Follow along with Kyle's uninteresting adventure in being sick and pulling out all the elementary school cures! Then, Josh is back for one more episode where we draft our teams of Christian villains!...
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Episode 101- Inappropriate Quotes, The Stolen Pants Debacle, & The Greatest (NA)CP Moment Ever? (w/ Guest Josh Nichols)
Since we talked for way too long in last week's episode, Josh is back for the second installment (of three) of the 100 episode celebration! We begin talking about some adventures our freshman year, including a vampiric professor, a singular snore that still haunts Josh and a sad case of mistaken...
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Episode 100- The Ultimate Binge Session, The Icee Heist of 2012 & The LAX Sojourner (w/ Guest Josh Nichols)
For the literal 100th time, welcome back to the show! Today I'm joined by my longtime friend (but only recent friend of the show), Josh Nichols. You don't want to miss the feat of endurance, dedication and absurdity that led to him being the one chosen to share in this momentous episode. We tell…
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Episode 099- First-Class Snobbery, Biscuit Reunions & Forgotten Worship Bangers
This week, Kyle lets you in on some behind-the-scenes info on the recording of (NA)CP! Find out why he hasn't been able to run the air conditioner for the past year while recording the show and how that's all changed! Next, we close out the "Kyle's moving again" Chronicles by talking about the...
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Episode 098- Hip-Hop Country, Daddy's Tractor & Skating Rink Anthems
This is the bracketology episode for the 2023 Summer Tournament! Listen as Kyle gives his picks on which songs will advance in the tournament and which song he thinks will eventually be crowned as the worst song of all time! Of course, we check the Bro Country boxes by talking about trucks,...
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Episode 097- The Elderly Twinkle, Baby Talk & Granola Girls
This episodes starts off with an update of Kyle's living situation- and you guessed it- he's moving again. How many times does this make? It's over 20! Then, we revisit some of the more popular segments in the history of (NA)CP- with a twist. We'll just say that Kyle's role as the host of (NA)CP...
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Episode 096- Cheese Things, Dog Licks & ASMR Shenanigans
This episode begins with Kyle getting caught up with his audience about normal parts of the human condition- like drinking water from paper cones and eating shredded cheese right out of the bag. And while we're on the topic of cheese, Kyle talks about an event that he's been obsessed with for…
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Episode 095- Ghost Kitchens, Angry Atheists & The Gathering of the Kyles
If you like stories, this very well may be the most story-heavy episode in the history of (NA)CP. Life update- Kyle’s been Door Dashing and It’s taken him to places I’ve never been- for better or worse. Then Kyle discovers what everybody else probably already knows about- Ghost Kitchens. What…
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Episode 094- Old Jokes, Biblical Beatdowns & Crowning Another Legend
This is a results episode! Join me as I walk through the results of the March Madness Bible Character Edition Tournament. Of course, Kyle laughs at his own jokes- this time, he even laughs remembering a joke that he made weeks ago. This tournament didn’t bring us any major surprises or upsets…
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Episode 093- Tiny Shopping Carts, The Latest Segment Ever & Infinite Creativity
In this episode, Kyle begins with a casual discussion about how his favorite grocery store is inconveniencing him by trying to brainwash kids into a lifetime of brand loyalty! It's probably effective, but throws off Kyle's grocery store groove on a daily basis. Learn the plights of returning to...
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Episode 092- Putin Jokes, Fat Kings & Biblical Hot Takes
A big time welcome back to the show! It’s been about three months and we’ve got a lot to catch up on including the newest reoccurring character in Kyle’s life who approaches strangers in public and only speaks in Vladimir Putin Jokes! Next, we spend the episode going through the March Madness:...
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Episode 091- Misspelling Santa, Jelly-Fueled Injustice & Is Jesus The Reason For The Season
Welcome to the 2022 (NA)CP Christmas Special. To begin this episode, we go over all things Christmas Trivia! Listen to find out how long it took Kyle to actually learn how to spell 'Santa Claus' and how Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer is the most unjust Christmas movie of all time! To close out…
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Episode 090- The Greatest Christmas Movie Of All Time
On this show, we walk through the results of the (NA)CP Christmas Movie Throwdown Tournament and the bracket challenge! This was one of the more unique tournaments in the history of the show and the bracket challenge was the biggest ever! Follow along to hear exactly how voting played out in…
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Episode 089- Mystery Podcasters, The School Yo-Yo Guy & Drafting Sandwich Chains (Feat. Hannah & Emily of the Peanut Gallery Podcast)
For the first time in a while, we've got a guest episode! These fellow podcasters have NEVER revealed their true identities on their own show, but they do it on today's episode of (NA)CP! This is one of the more... unique episodes of (NA)CP. Songs breaker out, the bleep button comes back and…
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Episode 088- C-List Christian Celebrities, Spotify Wrapped & Weird Personalities
On this episode of the show, Kyle starts by recounting a recent travel experience where he's about 80% sure he saw an obscure Christian Celebrity who is also a man-child! Then, Kyle attempts to set the record for the amount of times he's said the name of his favorite singer in a single show!…
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Episode 087- New York City's Rat Czar, Unchecked Child Drummers & The Perfect Christmas Movie
In this episode, Kyle begins yet again with an adventure on Facebook Marketplace, buying something he has no use for. Then, we talk about the only hero that can save New York City- the Rat Czar! Find out if you could be this hero! Then, Kyle walks through the Christmas bracket to determine what…
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Episode 086- The Ultimate Things That Christians Should Stop Doing
On this episode, we walk through the latest (NA)CP tournament results! As usual, there are upsets, intrigue and all-around good times! See some of your favorites, like "Daddy God," Enneagram Culture and Celebrity Pastors battle it out for the ultimate title of the worst thing that Christians…
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Episode 085- The Shortest Holiday Segment Ever, Young Earth Creationism & Weird Personalities
On this episode of the show, Kyle starts off with the third annual Halloween segment- except it's only a 60ish second summary of every Halloween segment that I've ever done on the show. The main segment of the show is going over the Young Earth Creationist view as a part of our Dawn of Time…
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Episode 084- Bracketology: Daddy God, God-Inspired Breakups & Public Bathroom Conversions
It's time for another tournament! This episode kicks off with a brief aside about how Iphones have been notifying your family that you're in physical danger! The rest of the show is dedicated to giving Kyle's predictions about how the up coming tournament will go! This tournament is the…
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Episode 083- (Not A) Christian Podcast's 2nd Birthday Special
We've made it to two years of (Not A) Christian Podcast! Kyle begins by recounting a series of unfortunate events that unfolded this weekend and how his psycho ex-girlfriend (Alpine) won't let him leave! Then, the whole episode is devoted to reflecting back on what the past two years have been...
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Episode 082- Microwave Protocol, Nacho Pants & The Dawn of Time Series Intro
To start about the show, Kyle spends time recounting the most atrocious-tasting milkshake of his life- this experience is comparable only to drinking a candle. Then, we spend way too long talking about microwavable meals, microwave protocol and the delicacy that is a TV dinner. Next, a chain of...
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Episode 081- Muffin Tops, The Runaway Zamboni & The Vicarious College Experience
It's back! The greatest podcast that just happens to be Christian has returned from its break! To start off, Kyle gives a little update on what life is like in a new place. So many things have changed. Wingstop has sandwiches. The kings of bro country have called it quits. Kyle disappeared to the...
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Episode 080- Morning Inspirations, Bracket Slander & The Hay King
This show kicks off by Kyle talking about his new morning routine and accidentally gets profound and inspirational. But of course, we spiral into irreverence as we spend way too long talking about snack foods and brackets. Kyle masterfully comes up with analogies to draw lines between the world…
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Episode 079- Life in a Post-Roe vs. Wade World
Kyle begins by talking about the biggest problem about living in a bigger town- navigating parking lots without looking dumb. However, that’s all the time we have for irreverence, as the rest of the episode revisiting a topic from earlier in the year- abortion and Roe vs. Wade. Unless you’ve been...
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Episode 078- New Beginnings, Trash Taste Buds & Goldfish Scams
At long last, welcome back to the show! We went on a little unplanned break, but we’re back and there are some changes coming to life and to the show! SPOILER ALERT: They’re all good changes. Kyle reflects on life lately and all the changes that have come with it. The majority of the show is...
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Episode 077- Conspiracy Mind-Dumping, Capri Sun Struggles & The First-Ever Public Callout
This show opens up with a huge dump of half-baked conspiracies that Kyle has been mulling over in his head lately. Learn what it has to do with Chick-Fil-A, running out of gas, Dalmatians (which aren't even real) and people named Ralph. Maybe you're a drone and you don't even know it! Next, we…
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Episode 076- Hot Hose Water, Artificial Coconuts & The Summer Tournament Reveal
Happy Memorial Day Weekend! This episode begins with yet another Facebook Marketplace report- only it's not funny because it was with a normal person who did not provide any entertainment value or podcast content. This rest of this episode is all about summer. We walk through all things good, bad...
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Episode 075- Guard Geese, Tik-Tok Heresy & The Legend of Vince, The Serial Massage Therapist
Welcome back to (Not A) Christian Podcast, which will soon become the Facebook Marketplace Adventures Podcast! Next, the Tik Tok Algorithm is a little flawed, as Kyle keeps getting ads that say that he can atone for his own sin simply by enrolling in a Christian Studies Degree! To wrap up the…
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Episode 074- Dog Daddies, Chips and Salsa Socialism & The Sacrament of Bacon
On this episode, Kyle give an update on last week's Facebook Marketplace situation. It turns out a celebrity was trying to buy Kyle's broken TV! Next, we announce the winner of last week's Most Annoying Christian Subculture draft! The majority of this episode is spent diving into your unpopular...
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Episode 073- Elon's World, Marketplace Catfish & Annoying Christian Subcultures (w/ Guest Nate Carlson)
Elon Musk bought Twitter, in case you didn't know. What does that mean? Memes! Kyle shares his super in-depth perspective on current events, which is just laughing until the next thing happens. But then we take a serious turn as Elon Musk (probably a friend of the show) is the only hope to revive...
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Episode 072- The Shadow & Sword Release Special (w/ Guest Nate Carlson)
Today, we have the first-ever recurring guest on the show! See what Nate Carlson has been up to over the past year-and-a-half. SPOILER ALERT: He’s been writing more books! This time, it’s called Shadow and Sword and it’s the first of a young adult fantasy trilogy! Come listen as we answer many...
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Episode 071- Tax Day, Good Friday & Resurrection Day
Welcome to this special tax day edition of (NA)CP! We also throw in some stuff about the Resurrection of Jesus... On this episode full of theological musing, we talk about all things pertaining to the resurrection of Jesus- or at least the things that popped into Kyle's head. We look at some of…
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Episode 070- Bambi's Mom, The Worst Christian Song Ever & The Newest (NA)CP Legend
Welcome to this Saturday edition of (NA)CP. Find out why it's a day late and what it has to do with Bambi's Mom! In this episode, we go back and look at every matchup from the March Madness Worst Christian Song Edition Tournament! We go through every matchup and talk about Cinderellas…
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Episode 069- Social Media Tomfoolery, Hillsong Church & The Great Prank War of 2014
Welcome back to normalcy- or at least the closest we get to it on this show. On this special April Fool's day edition of (NA)CP, there is definitely nothing to be suspicious of. It's a completely normal show. Nothing fishy here. Listen to Kyle kick off the show by ranting about one of the most...
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Episode 068- Bracketology, Death By Podcasting & Second-Hand Embarassment
In this episode, we run throught then entire March Madness: Worst Christian Song Editon bracket and (as always) Kyle give his predictions and opinions on each matchup. Have you ever wondered what Kyle thinks about Mandisa, Skillet, Church Clap and Christian rap? You're in luck. But at one point…
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Episode 067- God's Sovereignty, The Bible Character Draft & The Sickest Bible Burn
If you had fun in last week's episode, you're in luck! Hunter and Kelsey are back! In this episode, we each assemble a team of Bible Characters through a draft. It became apparent early that one particular participant had a team that completely and totally denies the sovereignty of God and…
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Episode 066- A Seminary Love Story, The Authority of Scripture & Partial Articles
On this episode of the show, we have special guests Hunter and Kelsey Brown! Learn how one of Kyle's most miserable seminary experiences helped bring together a couple who is now married! The majority of this episode is spent discussing the authority of Scripture- namely how we differentiate the...
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