Episodes
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It’s like I shouldn’t be friends with them anymore.
The wonderful Noel joined me for this episode and I’m so so glad they were able to! It turned out to be the perfect episode for us.
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I willingly torcher myself.
This is my third episode I did with Aria at the beginning of December. Of course it’s the end of January 2026 now and it’s the longest year ever so far.
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Our Nations Anthem
Thanks be to Aria. This is our second episode. We get to do together sitting in a cozy little room in her house. We’ve got Tom Wade. We’ve got midnight bowling. We’ve got Tallia’s birthday. We’ve got DUIs, Mallory, laughing at a girl getting kicked in the stomach and the misspelling of my youth...
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“even with mayo on your face…”
My annual trip back to Nashville…my other hometown and finally I’ve connected with Aria Danielle Eaton in person, the one and only girl who had to move to a pig farm and has overcome so many odds that I am privileged to call one of my best friends!
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Things have got to be said about other things.
My baby Christian and I are barging into the home of Dennis and Glenda for round two of lots of laughs and lots of love to discuss my obsession with becoming Kristin’s aunt and last but certainly not least ski trip.
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The mom
Aish & I met inside a public restaurant and chaos ensues since my best friend is just trying to close the restaurant around us.
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“Thanks for ruining my family”
I sit down with Dennis, Glenda and Kristin to rehash our New York trip and old memories and old friends and we get into the beginning few pages of my new diary.
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The ride home was penis
Y’all, welcome to the second psychotic episode and completion of this diary…one diary to go…
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You know I’d do anything for you…
Anders is in Lexington and the chaos starts immediately and this episode and the next are absolutely rated X. WELCOME BACK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARIA! YOU’RE GOING TO HATE THESE EPISODES 😂
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So he’s “destructing” himself.
Thanks be to Nathan Peel, the blessed man who was my youth minister for being on this episode today! Don’t worry, Tom’s still being a bastard…
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Dude I gotta pee!
Thanks B 2 Maura for joining me on this episode! Baby Jessica is writing from 35,000 feet and headed back to Florida.
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“Don’t Say ‘Chick’ Around Jesse Spano”
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIKA! Baby Jessica is giving Tom attitude and farming it up with Cousin Bobby
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500!
This is take two with Erika and yes, we’ve been drinking and yes, I cried because I’ve been drinking and what else Tom just went to a titty bar. He wanted to know what it was like. Tell your parents I love them.
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(Maggie says hi)
Erika joined me today and we discussed my trip to Chicago with my dad and the cute boy & dog I meet with a few detours along the way.
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I hope I never see him again.
The recording of this episode has some weird gaps in it and I apologize for that. I have no idea what happened. I’m at Jessica McRider‘s house for this episode and we fly through the second semester of my senior year. Boys are dumb.
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too which rocks
It’s the next morning part two with Anders and it’s 75% as crazy as the last episode… Definitely still X-rated and mostly mortifying when we untape a secret letter that I wrote to Brandon Gish 23 years ago and read it aloud…goodbye
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Mary Clocked Me
Ya’ll this is an outlandishly dirty episode. Your Welcome. I’m with Anders in Nashville for this episode and we cover 9/11 and how Fort Wayne was never a target… Baby Jessica goes to visit her brother at FSU and I’d like to honorably mention that that’s when I saw Zoolander in theaters… Baby...
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• Mike S.
Maura joins me from the pals over at We’re Coming Over. Baby Jessica is out of control and thanks be to Chad for being my second make out sesh. We have TWO fallopian tubes!
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I Kissed a Straight Up MAN
This is my poor sounding episode of my phone conversation with Susan Benton! All things, NOSB and The Cruise and having terrible memories.
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[email protected]
Virgins. The first email I get gets a free shirt.
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I’m the smartest person who’s ever lived…
Baby Jessica is on the cruise of a lifetime in her own suite with a balcony making friends and having the time of her life. Thanks to Aaron and Maura .
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“Do you wanna go to the early church or the late?”
A few more drinks in…
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“Well aren’t you beautiful?”
Erika returns to scold John Travolta with me!
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I got a “D” on my Spanish final.
Thank you to Ben for coming to visit Pepper and I and boy did we get off topic and have a blast and yes, we drank. Sue me.
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“It’s such a bore, being butt poor”
Sorry about the sound quality on this one virgins… I am joined by Aria and we are reading a letter. She wrote me in 2001. I hope you enjoy!
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He hung up with them to talk to me (sigh)
Maura’s back!
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“I’m in a skit!”
Maura joins Pepper and I tonight for this episode. Baby Jessica is back at Lake Aurora this entire episode working in the kitchen getting a major Boner over pots and pans and grits for that matter.
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I’m been in Apathy all this time & it’s time to give it up!
I’m joined by Erika again today! Baby Jessica loses NOSB Nationals, uses the “R” word again, can’t get over any guy, never mentions almost getting kicked out of the house and is about to turn 18.
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I mean, he kissed Amanda 4 cryin out loud!
Joined today by Tannah & Lauren to head to Lake Aurora to stargaze, sun gaze and wash pots and pans ♥️
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Someone’s not telling the truth
I’ve been invited to Methodist Youth Group to record this very spiritual episode of NTYM with THE Aish & Matt Gleason
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It’s Understandable
This is my one on one completely off the rails bonkers hilarious episode with Cotton and Baby Jessica finally gets kissed 💋
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It makes me feel like Tori Spelling…
Talia is here!
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a bunch of my cellulite is gone & I’m not as thick!
I have Dennis Glenda & Cotton here!!! Newsflash Dennis now knows I had a crush on him 😂
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Satan’s got a hold of them. It’s disgusting.
We have Erika with us today!!!
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How come those pelicans have a love life & I don’t?
GERRY & JESSICA ARE HERE!!! This was SO FUN!
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Ya, I’m a sad sad girl.
Ben and CC join for what may or may not be an “episode”…lol we’ll see. Baby Jessica is wrapping up the ski trip and headed home. The podcast is sponsored by helium and tequila.
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“1 crumb is like a meal for a roach!”
Maura is here and we’re headed for the WV slopes! Just two snow bunnies and their walkie talkies!
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“I’ll pew on you!”
I have the elusive and illustrious Aria with me on this episode to discuss all of it and everything in between.
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🎼Hey would you blow me…a kiss”
Kyra & Baby Leo join me at my crib The Cooter Club. Baby Jessica is preparing for the ski trip and packing and dreaming of Kyle and missing friends.
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Jesus 2002
Aaron and Maura join me on this episode and all hell breaks loose…but not really BUT ITS HILARIOUS
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Gosh! tonight was the BEST!
Aaron & Maura join today’s episode and well, gosh, I just really love these two. Are any of my Virgins interested in Not Till You’re Married T-Shirts??? #cooterclub4eva
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…Cotton punched me in the face… Pt 2
VIGINS!!! This is a top 5 favorite episodes for me and I hope you enjoy it as much as I do. Benny joins me to finish up the longest day filled with miracle’s and the year 2000s version of sexting and MORE!
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…We got a video camera 4 our computer! (Part 1!)
Liesl is guest starring today for Poppi and giggles. Night of Joy, Lake Aurora and failed star gazing and aurora borealis attempts past & present.
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Hello! I’m tired!
Ben and Aaron join me and it’s bliss. “Damn bitch!”
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I wish I was there! Suck balls!
Bennys still here for this minisode…he was a sleepy boy. And boys boys boys duh.
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… This boy stopped me and asked me. “Why are you doing this?” and I said “Because I love Jesus!”
Things happen and things were said that might not come across too well 24 years later but you know that’s life and it’s time to laugh motherfucker
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DOESNT SHE KNOW I NEED HER IM SO LONELY!!
Thank Heavens for my Anders and Celine Deon
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Last night I dreamed about Kyle & he was my boyfriend bla bla bla
I’m back at Anders‘s house and we’re having too much fun together.
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We all piled on her waterbed & cuddled & talked.
Y’all this one is off the rails. A-Town is high and easily distracted by her watch and Bootsie. Enjoy!
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He’s Jewish! (I need to pray 4 him!)
Chasing boys and trying to get Amos saved. Oh, and Kyle told me he loved me.