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It’s like I shouldn’t be friends with them anymore.

I willingly torcher myself.

Our Nations Anthem

“even with mayo on your face…”

Things have got to be said about other things.

The mom

“Thanks for ruining my family”

The ride home was penis

You know I’d do anything for you…

So he’s “destructing” himself.

Dude I gotta pee!

“Don’t Say ‘Chick’ Around Jesse Spano”

500!

(Maggie says hi)

I hope I never see him again.

too which rocks

Mary Clocked Me

• Mike S.

I Kissed a Straight Up MAN

[email protected]

I’m the smartest person who’s ever lived…

“Do you wanna go to the early church or the late?”

“Well aren’t you beautiful?”

I got a “D” on my Spanish final.

“It’s such a bore, being butt poor”

He hung up with them to talk to me (sigh)

“I’m in a skit!”

I’m been in Apathy all this time & it’s time to give it up!

I mean, he kissed Amanda 4 cryin out loud!

Someone’s not telling the truth

It’s Understandable

It makes me feel like Tori Spelling…

a bunch of my cellulite is gone & I’m not as thick!

Satan’s got a hold of them. It’s disgusting.

How come those pelicans have a love life & I don’t?

Ya, I’m a sad sad girl.

“1 crumb is like a meal for a roach!”

“I’ll pew on you!”

🎼Hey would you blow me…a kiss”

Jesus 2002

Gosh! tonight was the BEST!

…Cotton punched me in the face… Pt 2

…We got a video camera 4 our computer! (Part 1!)

Hello! I’m tired!

I wish I was there! Suck balls!

… This boy stopped me and asked me. “Why are you doing this?” and I said “Because I love Jesus!”

DOESNT SHE KNOW I NEED HER IM SO LONELY!!

Last night I dreamed about Kyle & he was my boyfriend bla bla bla

We all piled on her waterbed & cuddled & talked.

He’s Jewish! (I need to pray 4 him!)

Wwwwaaaazzuupp!

…Jesus will always be there 4 me. He’s such a sweety!

Then he “fake” made out with me.

MY 2ND EMAIL!!! (w/ Seth Cain pt 2)

Conversation with Seth Cain!

He can stay here and you can hold his hand and kiss him, he’s so much cuter than Dan.

Hello! How many guys do you know that love that movie! Thank you! I LOVE HIM!!!

Bye Seth!

HI SETH!!!

I slow danced with T.J. Buckingham & he kissed me on the cheek!

Church tonight was about myrters & it rocked.

Rach said she got 4 ugly girls. HA!

Did you eat all your skittles yet?

Nicole G is looking 4 you. I think she wants 2 sex u up!

I can’t wait till I’m out of my corset, I’m gonna dress like a slut then! NOT!

He would be indebted to you forever. Your l♥️ve slave. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Cowboy take me away…to East Garden

**Redacted** is a big dumb ugly whore. J/k!

Monster tits!

Listening 2 Oval Opus makes me yearn for Dan!

It’s to guard my heart & can have SEX all day!

So now I have that.

Guys I fucked up.

I bought a charchol skirt.

My conversation with Bandi Morford my 9th grade science teacher

I realized I didn’t want 2 let go of the 1990’s…

STEFFYS DIARY!!!

The biscut & muffin was small so don’t think I’m a pig or n-e thing.

I dreamed about awhile ago but I can’t remember what it was about.

I didn’t go by Jed’s house like a stalker today.

11 Baby Flying Squirrels

I grabbed his butt and I cannot lie.

I guess I’m not a “settle down” person.

I held his hand, 2xs cuz praying. I love him!

My worshiping was great.

He’ll never be heard of in this diary again & he won’t be able 2 take up space.

It smelled but it w/ SO loveable.

I’m so scared of devorcee.

Now is the Time…for a soul-patch haircut.

How the fuck are ya?

Lots of Stoners & Cussers

Mega Ankshis!

Jessica! He’s just not that into her!

Hi Caller, You’re on the Air.

The Gays…minus you.

My old trash is now her new trash!

Hey John Travolta

5 (e) X Lips

Three Horse Heads like Mt. Rushmore

…It’s Beat Down Time!