PODCAST · comedy
Only If You Can Keep Up
by Ash & Lynn
Two chaotic minds discussing all things weird & mysterious. We both have ADHD and feed off each other's random thoughts. We may go off subject a bit, but we will provide you with a large variety of weird, creepy, and interesting topics. We touch a bit on true crime, strange places, haunts, literally anything that isn't "normal". We talk fast and can be a little weird at times, but join us.... only if you can keep up!
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Episode #150- Common Decency Things That Were Once Normal
This week we’re diving into all the things society changed without us even knowing. From the days of whispering on a cellphone in public like you were handling government secrets… to now hearing someone’s full FaceTime breakup in the cereal aisle. We’re talking about the weird shift in what used to be considered rude, normal, embarrassing, or completely unacceptable.From feral restaurant kids and people blasting videos at full volume, to having full conversations via bluetooth very loudly in the grocery store parking lot, and the slow death of public shame… when exactly did everything change? Pull up a chair while we spiral through modern behavior, old social rules, and the little things that make us all internally scream in public.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #149- Voodoo
Yep you read that right.. something that’s been misunderstood and twisted into something it’s not for a long time. In this episode, we dig into where it actually comes from, rooted in West African spiritual traditions and shaped by history, survival, and resilience.We talk about the real practices, rituals, ancestors, and what those symbols actually mean, while separating truth from all the myths people have run with. How did something so deeply spiritual end up being seen as something dark or scary? And what does it actually look like for the people who practice it today?Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #148- Minor Inconveniences
Somewhere between dogs tracking in mud on a fresh cleaned floor and fighting a Ziploc bag that refuses to zip, life quietly declares war. In this episode, we spiral through the tiny, ridiculous annoyances that shouldn’t matter… but absolutely do. Cabinets that won’t stay shut, phones that sense the exact moment you try to nap, and all the little things that slowly chip away at your sanity one inconvenience at a time. It’s not a big deal. But it is! Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #147- Porch Talk NUMBER 29
Time for another PORCH TALK.. for all you new peeps out there wondering, a porch talk is where we act like we are sitting on the porch having a nice good long chat! Because the best talks are always outside on the porch. We never have a script for these and most of them subject jump pretty quick, but I can almost promise you will laugh at least once! SO buckle up and enjoy!Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #146- Weird Laws
Some laws make sense… and then there are the ones that feel like they were written after someone lost a very specific argument in 1872. Did you know it's illegal to put a donkey in a bathtub?? Seriously!In this episode, we spiral into the wonderfully weird world of laws that should not still exist, but they somehow do. From oddly specific bans to rules that raise more questions than answers, we’re digging up the legal leftovers that never got thrown out. Were these laws solving real problems… or was someone just having a very bad day?Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #145- Funerals
This week we wander through the wild ways humans say goodby, from fiery send-offs inspired by Viking funerals to seated wakes where the guest of honor is still… attending. We also talk about some of our traditions, where things can get a little strange, a little expensive, and wonder why we do funerals the way we do. We also have some facts you might not know about funerals, burials, and some peculiar things people did to fresh graves! It’s heartfelt, a little unhinged, and just the right amount of “why do we do this?”Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #144- First Time Ever
Remember your first love? First Kiss? First Tattoo? Now rewind to your first time feeling truly alone… yeah, that one hits different. In this episode, we spiral through our “firsts” that quietly shape who we became. The moment we realized we weren’t like everyone else, the first time we felt like we were actually getting older. This episode is full of some of our firsts. Some are fun, some are weird, some are dark... letsss go!Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #143- Porch Talk NUMBER 28
It’s another Porch Talk, and as usual… we spiral a little.We’re talking kids with devices basically attached to their faces, why does the world feel kinda off lately?, and of course, because we can’t help ourselves, the weather makes an appearance. There’s some randomness, some laughs, and a few “wait… why is it like that?” moments.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #142- Life With No Internet
Imagine a world where the internet never existed. No endless scrolling, no notifications buzzing in your pocket, no rabbit holes that start with a recipe and end with a conspiracy about lizard people. In this episode, we explore what life might look like if humanity never built the digital web that now connects everything. Would our attention spans be longer? Would mental health be stronger without the constant comparison and information overload? We also dive into how travel, communication, and everyday life might feel in a slower, more mysterious world where maps are paper, stories spread by word of mouth, and getting lost is half the adventure. It’s a curious little trip into the timeline that never logged on.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #141- Conspiracy Theories PART 2
What if we’re just background characters in a cosmic video game? What if the Earth is flat like a divine pancake? What if planes are out here seasoning the sky like it’s a giant invisible casserole? This week we cannonball straight into the conspiracy pool. We chat about the simulation theory, Flat Earth, solar panels and the ever-mysterious plane seeding situation. Then we sprinkle in a few delightfully ridiculous ones that make you question whether humanity is okay.Are we uncovering secrets… or just spiraling for fun? You decide. Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #140- Strange Facts about your Body
In this episode, we dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of the human body. The stuff it does. The secrets it keeps. The tiny, bizarre habits it has.No medical degrees. No boring lectures. Just us spiraling in real time over the fact that we are basically self-heating, noise-making, occasionally glitching meat computers trying our best.Prepare to laugh, question everything, and maybe never look at yourself the same way again.Welcome to the strange, squishy circus you call a body.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #139- Porch Talk NUMBER 27
In this month's Porch Talk, we let the conversation wander wherever it wants to go. No outline. No script. Just two brains free-ranging like they slipped the fence and decided to explore.It’s chaotic. It’s unfiltered. It’s exactly what happens when you put us on a metaphorical porch with microphones and zero supervision.If you like your conversations unpredictable, slightly unhinged, and full of the kind of tangents that make you say “wait… how did we get here?” this one’s for you.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode # 138- Collections and Interests
In this episode, we wander through the curious museums inside our own brains and closets, talking about the things we have collected over the years and the oddly specific interests that refuse to leave us alone. From sentimental keepsakes and childhood treasures to the wonderfully weird items we somehow ended up with multiples of, we unpack why we keep what we keep and what those objects quietly say about us. We compare collections, confess strange interests, and celebrate the harmless obsessions that make us uniquely us. What is that weird thing that you collect???Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #137- Weird Things We Do
OK so you know that weird thing that you do behind closed doors that you would never want the world to know about, well we are here to talk about ours! Tune in to find out some of the crazy things we do, maybe it will make you feel better about your weird quirks! Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #136- Strange Jobs
In this episode, we dive into the strangest jobs you probably never considered but are very glad someone is doing. From crime scene cleanup and the scientists who read insects like a timeline after death, to the less grim but equally unexpected worlds of porta-potty cleaning and professional cuddling, dog food testers and so many more. It’s part fascinating, part uncomfortable, and occasionally hilarious as we realize just how wide the definition of “normal workday” really is.If you’ve ever complained about your job, this episode might make you rethink everything… or at least be grateful you’re not elbow-deep in someone else’s mess.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode # 135- Places Humans Can't Live
Some places on Earth aren’t just hard to live in…they’re off-limits. In this episode, we explore locations humans aren’t meant to settle, survive, or sometimes even visit. From an island so packed with venomous snakes it looks like the ground is moving, to a tribe that has made it very clear they want no contact, to abandoned islands shaped by disease, death, and dark history. We talk about why people can’t live there, what happened to the ones who tried, and the unsettling reasons these places remain untouched, forbidden, or frozen in time. Some are protected. Some are dangerous. Some just feel… wrong.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #134- Porch Talk NUMBER 26
Buckle up for another porch talk. In this awesome episode we talk about therapy, gentle parenting, a little childhood nostalgia and so many more random things that just pop up! Tune in... only if you can keep upSend us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #133- Unpopular Opinions
Unpopular Opinions, we all have them. We are allowed to not like the way some things happen or the way something tastes. It's never fun to announce to the world that you hate pizza, but hey some people just dont! You never know you might stop mid-thought and whisper “wait… same.” Tune in to see if you agree or disagree with some of ours! Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #132- WWYD Apocalypse
Why not bring in the new year talking about a good ole Apocalypse? We each unleash an apocalypse we totally made up, paint the scene like it’s already happening, and then reveal what we’d actually do when the world goes sideways. No scripts, no rules, just feral imagination, mildly sensible plans, and life-choices we definitely haven’t thought through completely. It’s less “fight for your life” and more “what flavor of apocalypse would personally inconvenience us most?” Expect strange strategies, aliens of course, and what we would do in the actual zombie apocalypse.. because you know it could happen one day!Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #131- Christmas Through the Decades
From tinsel-dusted living rooms to LED-blasted rooftops, we unwrap how Christmas has evolved decade by decade. We talk decorations that used to sparkle without screaming at you, music that shaped generations, gifts that tell the story of the times, and the changing world of holiday shopping, from catalogs to midnight online cart marathons. We also get real about the glow-up no one asked for: lights that are so aggressively bright they could guide aircraft, the fading of old-school traditions, and that creeping feeling that somewhere along the way, Christmas stopped feeling like Christmas. Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #130- Porch Talk NUMBER 25
This week we’re on the porch spiraling through the internet relics that absolutely shaped us and would probably get a school shut down today. From eBaum’s World and sketchy computer lab discoveries to the weird thrill of doing things online we definitely weren’t supposed to. We also get into randonauting, why it still feels unsettling, the quiet stress of the holidays no one warns you about, and a TikTok social experiment involving churches that sent us into a full discussion on belief, behavior, and human nature. No script, no filter, just nostalgic chaos, tired brains, and conversations that go places we didn’t plan.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #129- Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum
We dive into the eerie halls of Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum, exploring some of its most unsettling rooms and infamous objects. From cursed relics to themed spaces designed to rattle your nerves, we break down what makes this place so intense, the stories behind it, and why people swear the energy follows them home.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #128- TV Shows
In this episode, we dive headfirst into the shows that have imprinted on our souls. Some shows we have watched over and over. We dive into Grey’s Anatomy, teleport to Hawkins for our regularly scheduled supernatural crisis in Stranger Things, gossip with the dearly departed on Ghosts, and unravel the cosmic ethics homework disguised as The Good Place. Dexter, Call the Midwife, House, and some other good classics also make an appearance. Tune in as we overanalyze, underprepare, and passionately ramble about the TV universes that have taken full custody of our attention spans.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #127- The Moon
In this episode, we fall down the lunar rabbit hole and realize… the Moon makes zero sense and we love her for it. We talk eclipses that turn daylight strange, the dark side of the moon, and all the mysteries that still slip through our fingers.From stories and spiritual beliefs to modern theories that sound like cosmic riddles, we explore how the Moon shapes tides, myths, moods and maybe even the way we dream. We try to understand her, but we mostly fail. But is the wonder the point?The Moon is weird. Let’s talk about it. 🌙Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #126- Porch Talk NUMBER 24
On this month's Porch Talk, we kick back and spiral (just a little) about how technology has completely hijacked our lives. From phones that won’t quit buzzing to apps that promise to “save time” but somehow make everything worse, we dig into how our attention spans are officially toasted marshmallows.We also dive into the wild reality that everything is AI now, filters, customer service, grocery stores, probably your toaster and how people are getting a little too dependent a little too fast. It’s part vent session, part comedy, and part “wait… is this the Black Mirror episode we’re accidentally living in?”Grab a drink, settle into the chaos, and join us as we try (and fail) to focus long enough to make a point.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #125- Intentions
In this episode, we dive into the magical, mildly unhinged world of intentions. What they are, how to set them, and how to manifest without turning your life into a worry mess. We talk about actually slowing down in this nonstop, caffeine-fueled, doom-scrolling world and learning to exist without feeling like you’re being chased by your own to-do list. Naturally, we get a bit off-topic (because when do we not?) It’s equal parts spiritual, silly, grounding, and chaotic-good. Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #124- Things We Were Told
Remember all those wild “facts” adults swore were true when we were kids? In this episode, we dive into the tall tales and questionable wisdom we grew up believing. Like how swallowing gum means it’ll stay in your stomach for seven years, carrots will give you superhero-level eyesight, and touching a toad will curse you with warts. Grab your nostalgia goggles and join us as we bust childhood myths and laugh at all the things we once thought were definitely true.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #123- Extreme Interactive Haunted Houses
TRIGGER WARNING!!! Think your local haunted house is scary? Think again. In this episode, we dive headfirst into the twisted world of interactive haunted attraction, where you don’t just watch the horror… you live it. We talk about the infamous McKamey Manor, where you sign up to be literally tortured and Blackout, the eerie, psychological nightmare that blurs the line between theater and trauma. Then we take a detour into Hell House, the faith-based fright designed to scare sinners straight. From extreme endurance tests to moral horror stories, we explore why people sign waivers to be terrified and what draws us to the edge of our own comfort zones.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #122- Appalachian Lore
We’re heading straight into the Appalachian Mountains armed with caffeine, chaos, and zero survival skills. This week, we tackle some of the strangest lore the mountains have to offer: the growly, grumpy Whompus Cat, the out-of-this-world Flatwoods Monster, and a few other creepy legends hiding in the hollers. Between laughing too hard and mildly terrifying ourselves with farm animals, we each share a spooky story that’ll make you question every noise outside your window. Sit back, grab your sweet tea (or something stronger), and let’s get weird in the woods, Appalachian style.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #121- Spooky Porch Talk NUMBER 23
Grab your blanket and settle in, because this porch talk isn’t for the faint of heart! In this halerious dark episode, we kick things off with some killer scary movie trivia to test your horror IQ, from slashers to psychological thrillers. Then, we crank the creepy up a notch with a round of twisted “Would You Rather” questions that are equal parts gory and mind-bending. It’s eerie, it’s ridiculous, it's funny, and it might just make you question your sanity… but hey, that’s all part of the fun👻💀Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #120- Edgar Allan Poe
We are continuing on with our spooktacular October weirdness with the one, the only........... Edgar Allan Poe. Light a candle, grab your raven, and join us as we go through the eerie corridors of his beautifully twisted mind. From lost loves to literary shade-throwing, we’re digging into the heartbreak, horror, and hilariously gothic drama behind the man who made melancholy an art form. Was Poe cursed, crazy, or just extremly dramatic? Either way, it’s a descent into delightful darkness you won’t want to miss. So tune in... only if you can keep up! Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #119- Cursed Objects
Some objects are pretty, some are practical… and some come with a side of doom. In this episode, we chat about three of the most famous “why would you even touch that?” items out there. The Dybbuk Box, basically a wine cabinet with trust issues, the Busby Chair, a seat you definitely don’t want to get comfortable in, and the Hope Diamond, a sparkling rock that may be more bad luck than bling. From ghostly legends to bizarre accidents, we’ll unpack the strange stories behind these cursed curiosities and wonder if it’s all coincidence… or if these objects are just plain out to get us.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #118- The Flying Dutchman and Black Beard
Batten down the hatches, because this episode sails straight into the fog-drenched legends of the sea. Where ghost stories and blood-soaked history collide. First up: the Flying Dutchman, the cursed phantom ship doomed to roam the oceans forever, a spectral omen of death whispered about by sailors who swore they saw its glowing silhouette on stormy nights. Then we drop anchor with none other than Edward Teach, better known as Blackbeard, the terrifying pirate captain who braided slow-burning fuses into his beard so enemies would swear he rose from hell itself. Between curses, cannons, and the fine line between myth and nightmare, we dive deep into how these tales still haunt our imaginations. Just don’t look too long into the mist, you never know what might be watching back.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #117- Porch Talk NUMBER 22
Another unscripted porch ramble—where the weather gets its obligatory mention, public vs. homeschool somehow sneaks into the mix, toss in a rundown of the TV shows currently rotting our brains (in the best way), plus a handful of other odd little detours, and a dozen other stray thoughts wander through. No plan, no script, just us talking until we realize we have talked too long! Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #116- Things We Don't Understand PART 2
In part two of our look at things we just don’t understand, we cover it all—from the way GPS somehow works to the strangeness of temperature and why smiling is way weirder than it seems. We get into animal migration, a mystery that feels more like magic than biology, and then head to cemeteries—because honestly, people keep dying, but there never seem to be new graveyards. So… where are all the bodies going? Toss in a handful of other oddities, and you’ve got another episode full of curiosities that refuse to make sense.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #115- Titanic & Pompeii
This week we’re sailing back in time (and dodging volcano ash) to talk about two of the most famous disasters in history—Pompeii and the Titanic. But don’t expect the same old history lecture! We’re digging up the weird, surprising, and “wait, seriously?!” facts you probably haven’t heard before.From the strange ways Pompeii’s people and pets were preserved, to Titanic’s little-known aftermath, eerie coincidences, and bizarre facts that you never knew—you’ll come away with new details that make you see both tragedies in a whole new light.History class never gave you this much tea.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #114- True Crime Facts
In this episode, we dive into the world of true crime and share a collection of strange, chilling, and unforgettable facts. Some may not be so true crimey, but some fun facts about this fascinating world. From unsettling details about infamous cases to surprising moments hidden in criminal history, we’re exploring the darker side of reality that continues to fascinate and disturb.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode # 113- Porch Talk NUMBER 21
This Porch Talk has a new twist—Ash’s daughter joins us as our guest! We throw some questions her way, and she gives us honest, funny, and sometimes unexpected answers. It’s a mix of casual conversation, a little back-and-forth roasting, and plenty of porch-side laughs. Think of it as a laid-back family hangout with a mic running—no script, no filter, just good vibes.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode # 112- Through the Decades
Buckle up, buttercup!! We’re hopping in our imaginary time machine and cruising from the 1950s all the way to the 2010s. We’re talking cigarettes for medicine, the threat of nuclear war, pagers, cassette tapes and those good ole CD's. We drool over retro tech, reminisce about the good ol’ days of VHS tapes and dial-up internet, and get way too sentimental about the neon chaos of the 90s. Also, can we talk about how the 70s–90s were basically a rainbow explosion… and now everything’s beige? Yeah, we go there. And of course we get off topic way too many times! Enjoy the ride!Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #111- Urban Legends Part 2
In this episode of, we dive into two unsettling legends that blur the line between myth and reality. First, we uncover the haunting true story of Charlie No-Face, a man turned into a living urban legend after a tragic accident left him disfigured. Then, we explore the eerie origins of Slender Man — the faceless figure born from internet forums who found his way into real-world fears. From online horror to roadside whispers, we unravel how these tales grew, twisted, and took on lives of their own and became urban legends.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #110- The Warrens Part 2
In this chilling part 2 of our dive into Ed and Lorraine Warren's legacy, we explore some of their most well-known—and debated—cases. First up: the infamous Annabelle doll. Was she really possessed, or just the stuff of Hollywood legend? Then, we head across the pond to explore the chilling events of the Enfield poltergeist, one of the UK’s most documented hauntings—and one where the Warrens' involvement has been questioned.We’ll also touch on how these real-life cases inspired major motion pictures, separating fact from fiction, and take a look at the controversies that have followed the Warrens over the years—are they credible demonologists or master storytellers?Get ready for eerie tales, movie magic, and a bit of skepticism in this jam-packed episode.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #109- The Warrens
Before they became household names in the world of the paranormal, Ed and Lorraine Warren were just two people drawn together by something… otherworldly. In this episode, we dive into how the Warrens first met, what sparked their shared obsession with the supernatural, and the details of their very first case as a team.From love to legends, we trace the roots of their haunted journey — including the creation of their infamous Occult Museum, home to some of the world’s most cursed and controversial artifacts. And of course, we can’t talk about the Warrens without exploring some of their most chilling investigations.Get ready for haunted dolls, demonic encounters, and a bit of controversy. Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #108- Porch Talk NUMBER 20
Pull up a chair and join us for another laid-back porch chat where no topic is off limits! As always, we kick things off with a little weather talk (because it wouldn't be porch talk without it), then wander through a few new farm stories—some funny, some frustrating, and one that might involve a runaway goat.We also open up about the realness of motherhood and the stay-at-home mom life—the joys, the chaos, the moments that melt your heart, and the ones that make you question everything.And of course, there’s always more: random thoughts, deep conversations, and a whole lot of laughter. You never know where it's going to take us! Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #107- Toxic Towns
In this chilling episode, we dig deep into two of America's most infamous toxic towns—Centralia, Pennsylvania, and Love Canal, New York. From underground coal fires that have been burning for decades to suburban neighborhoods built on buried chemical waste, we uncover the eerie history, environmental disasters, and the human toll left behind. It's a haunting journey through abandoned streets, poisoned soil, and the long-lasting consequences of industrial negligence. Buckle up—this episode is as unsettling as the smog in the air.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #106- Psychic Abilities
In this episode, we dive into the woo-woo and the whoa, wait—what?! as we explore the fascinating world of psychic abilities. We’re talking about way more than just clairvoyance. We cover the whole intuitive gang: clairvoyance, clairaudience, clairsentience, claircognizance, clairalience (yep, smelling spirits is a thing), and more. We also talk about some of our experiences—some of which might just give you chills (in the best way). Then, we take a fun turn into the more out-there stuff. Not like some of this isn't "out there"Whether you're a full-on believer, a curious skeptic, or just love strange and mystical convos, this one will definitely open your third eye—or at least make you laugh.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #105- True Crime: Medical Murders
For our 2 year mark (eeeeeek!!!!!) we decided to do a longer one! In this bone-chilling true crime episode, we dive into the twisted lives of two of America's most prolific serial killers—Charles Cullen and Donald Harvey—men who earned the horrifying nickname "Angels of Death." Under the guise of compassion, these killers used their positions in the medical field to take the lives of countless patients. We unravel the disturbing patterns, the shocking red flags hospitals ignored, and the dark psychology behind their deadly decisions. Was it mercy, madness, or pure evil? Grab your headphones and prepare to be disturbed—this one will stay with you.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #104- Porch Talk NUMBER 19
Pull up a chair and settle in for another chaotic episode of Porch Talk, where the breeze is light, the coffee’s strong, and the conversation wanders wherever it pleases. This time, we’re diving into our memories (as in we cant remember anything), sharing some tales from farm life, and chatting about the wonders and weirdness of ChatGPT. It's unscripted, unfiltered, and unmistakably us. Come laugh, and ramble with us!Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #103- Weird Things People Used to Do.
Step right into the time machine, because in this episode we’re diving headfirst into the strange and slightly horrifying things people used to do back in the day. From bleeding yourself out to “cure your illness,” to turning your living room (excuse us—parlor) into a funeral zone, history definitely had a flair for the dramatic. We’ll also cough through the era of cigarette ads that promised better health and explore the very unhygienic ways people used Lysol (spoiler: it was NOT for cleaning counters). It’s quirky, it’s cringey, and it’ll make you seriously grateful for modern science. Buckle up—this one gets weird.Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #102- Personality Types
Ever wonder why your best friend plans vacations with spreadsheets and you can barely plan dinner? In this episode, we dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of personality types—from the overly organized Type A to the free-spirited Type B and the combo of both, Type C! We’re talking Enneagrams, Myers-Briggs, OCEAN,, all the fun tests to find out where you are! It’s part psychology, part nonsense, and totally fun. Tune in to find out what your personality type says about you!Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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Episode #101- True Crime: Paranormal??
In this chilling episode we dive into two of the most infamous cases where true crime meets the supernatural. First, we journey to Vermont’s mysterious Bennington Triangle, a remote region haunted by a string of unexplained disappearances. From vanished hikers to eerie folklore, the area's history is riddled with unsettling tales that defy explanation.Then, we revisit the notorious Amityville Story— a place where a brutal mass murder gave rise to claims of ghostly terror that continue to capture imaginations and spark debate. Was it a hoax, a haunting, or something darker?Send us Fan MailIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at [email protected] can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Two chaotic minds discussing all things weird & mysterious. We both have ADHD and feed off each other's random thoughts. We may go off subject a bit, but we will provide you with a large variety of weird, creepy, and interesting topics. We touch a bit on true crime, strange places, haunts, literally anything that isn't "normal". We talk fast and can be a little weird at times, but join us.... only if you can keep up!
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Ash & Lynn
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