POWER MOVES with Mike Burns

Seemed like a fun stupid title that made me laugh. Really paints a picture. Respectfully of course. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. Power Moves Golf Subscribe for K4RDS

Hey look we're still alive after hell week. Not neebed or hung or nothin'. So mature. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.   Power Moves Golf K4RDS for subscribers

I admit it on K4RDs, but I really was just mad at the NBA because the one channel I don't have is ABC and couldn't watch any of the games.    Power Moves Golf gear   K4RDS for Subscribers   Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

Karl4Real and I hand out the awards for the best summer has to offer. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.   Listen to the new 1:45 ep of K4RDS by supporting this program.

Accept no substitutes. There can only be one POWER MOVES. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.   Subscribe to listen to K4RDS every week.

I don't understand why they can't leave Raymond alone. In real life, that guy would've needed to be hammered at all times just to make life tolerable. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

It's like I turn more into an old man every day. Oh, wait. That's how it works. Goddamnit. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

See, we didn't forget about you. Just had some holiday delays. Power Moves on a Tuesday? Strange times we're living in, you guys.

Here's some Monday medicine. Hope you have a lovely week. Do the best you can. Your friend, -Mike

Catch up with Brooks and his ongoing adventures in this special reunion episode. Watch Brooks' full length comedy special, Alive in Alaska, on YouTube Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

Hey kids, around the 49 minute mark, we decided to tag on EP 103 of K4RDS for all to enjoy. If you've never heard an episode, buckle up buttercups and I'm sorry for anything I say on there in advance. Whether rain, shine, or something terribly bad happening to one of us, these serialized episodes always come out weekly. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. 103 episodes of K4RDS for supporters of the program

Can't live at the beach forever I guess. Sad. Still, it's nice to be home.  Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

I don't want to go back to the cold, hard streets of Saginaw yet, but I confirmed a bar crawl for St. Paddy's Saturday with Mrs. & Mr. Snowman, and scheduled a haircut with Rachel, so I'll feel a nice connection and flow during reentry.  See you when I retire again next year, Alabama. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.   Subscribe for 101 episodes of K4RDS

Episode brought to you by Dickswingerz, an exciting new video series for adults. I can hardly enjoy these beers. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.   Support this show by subscribing for K4RDS, now celebrating episode 100.

May go insane here. No way to know. Theme song by Dealbreaker New K4RDS if you like spicy: 99 Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.

Enjoy this episode for Taco Night! Make 'em Salad Style. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. Patreon for K4RDS  

The Aisle of Shame is a great idea. Does anyone know someone who works up the ladder at Target? Seems like an easy sell. I'll want to coordinate of course, for a small fee. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.   Theme song by Dealbreaker: Dealbreaker on Spotify K4RDS ep 097 for supporters of the program

Join Sandra, Lester, Brenda, Calvin, Rose, Pearl, and Mary, on a very special episode of 227. New neighbor, Karl4Real, who's a huge asshole, shoots off his dick in the stairwell with a gun he stole from Calvin. The 227 gang rallies to save Karl's sad, blown off crank. Can Sandra somehow suck a peener back ON? Tune in for the shocking conclusion. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. Subscribe for K4RDS if you can handle it Listen to our friends Dealbreaker on Spotify

And we're back! New look for 2025, with the same level of class and sophistication you've come to know and love. Enjoy! If there are any problems with this, you'll find out why later in the show. Happy Friday to ya, you guys. Dealbreaker on Spotify Dealbreaker on IG: @1800dealbreaker Logo Design on IG: @quitealright K4RDS for supporters of the program

Brought to you by Miss Piggy's Honey Baked Ham Store. Blessings, gratitude, and Merry Christmas, you guys.  

Here's something to make your Monday more tolerable.  And if you f*cks with it, don't sleep on the new K4RDS ep we recorded very successfully on Friday night, you guys.

Are those some of my favorite athletes just because I like the number 23? No way to know. I just had to look up how to spell "athlete" due to behavior on the K4RDS program.  Enjoy! Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

We talk the Tyson fight, uhhhh...Snowman in an office job? And some other stuff? No way to know. You'll find out. And look at that, on a Thursday! Can you imagine? Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.   K4RDS: 087  

I say it's ep 220, but it's 221. Give me a break it's been a minute. This really goes off the rails. I have no idea what we talked about. Pretty sure it's entertaining though, you guys.   New K4RDS for supporters  

Karl4Real encouraged me to post another best of PM for Gnar, and return to our regularly scheduled episode next week. I agree. Gnarly always got a a little more run on the Pmail, and these were always so shockingly fun. Sit back and relax with your best bud and a few High Lifes on this classic episode from August 20, 2019. For supporters, the new K4RDS 085 is LIVE. Happy 'Ween, you guys.

Recorded May 22, 2019. Thank you for the friendship, Gnarly.

In this issue: Snowman voice, day steak, Life Alert, INXS, Venmo @pizzanachos69, lion's mane, Toilet's death betting odds, clogged toilet home remedy, Temple of the Dog, and other stuff. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.    

It's Chili Season and 'Ween and Fall and it's all happening. All I got. Enjoy the program! Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys.   K4RDS  

"Meet Me Half Way" is a song by American singer Kenny Loggins written by Giorgio Moroder and Tom Whitlock for the film Over the Top. It also appears on Loggins' sixth studio album, Back to Avalon. I completely forgot I had a small role as the scumbag bartender in a scripted Yacht Rock spinoff with the pilot focusing on Giorgio Moroder. That obviously never made it to air. This will make more sense after you listen to the program. Really lookin' forward to the weekend, you guys. K4RDS

Well would ya look at that, we kept our word and came back for another show right away.  Feelin' SO responsible. Man. Happy Friday to ya, you guys.   Listen to all 80 episodes of K4RDS

"We back up."   K4RDS for riders

We're back with your boy! Such a nice cap after the death of Kark4Real, the hiring of Box, and the rehiring of undead Karl4Real on the K4RDS program. Showing gratitude to have brothers I love so dearly, even if I hate them sometimes. Bless you Daddies!

Gnar returns for a fabulous pre-Memorial Day ep to send you off to glory. It's a great hang. Be safe, with the heat of a thousand suns. Thanks for ridin'! Love, Mike  (This show is meant to be a bumper to the K4RDS ep I record a few hours later after golf league with Karl 4 Real if you're into that: patreon.com/powermoveswithmikeburns. NBD.)  

It's time to get caught up with ol' Gnar in Texas. Big surprise: he's chillin'. New episode 058 of K4RDS for supporters The Infamous by Mobb Deep piece Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

I love how Brido and I make a normal effort to be healthier, then immediately act like we're Jack LaLanne. I just had 3 margs and 10 slices of honey ham for dinner. Gotta put in the effort, but health can't an "all the time" thing. Oh god I might be turning into him, you guys.

Brido returns for another outrageous edition of whatever it is we do here. Happ 'Ster, you guys! Listen to all 54 episodes of K4RDS for subscribers

Well this goes from a mostly sweet and innocent conversation to going WAY off the rails several times. Please cancel us so we get famous.  I love this episode though. Proud of it. Bless you Daddies! K4RDS EPISODE 50 FOR PAYTCH SUBS

You want it, you got it. Gnarly returns for casual conversation and a great hang.  Get in here! Bless you Daddies. NEW Episode 048 of K4RDS

Let's check in with our beloved friend, Gnarly Zack in Texas, shall we? Yes, we shall. Crack a Lone Star and enjoy. Happy Friday to ya, you guys. -Mike   Seriously though, "Cowboy Song" is my favorite song of all time. Sometimes it's "Lost for Words" by Pink Floyd and sometimes it's "Route" by Son Volt and sometimes it's "Kick Down the Doors" by The Professionals and sometimes it's "Play a Train Song" by Todd Snider and sometimes it's "Bring It on Home to Me" by Sam Cooke (but specifically the live version from The Harlem Square Club). Currently it's "Cowboy Song".  Anyway, here's a great live version from Phil & the boys: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdjq8xDnzuM

I have no idea where this conversation begins or ends. It's a strange thing. I think Brido and I could just have never ending converstion about anything until exhaustion sets in. Bless you Daddies and have a safe NYE. -Mike New Extended K4RDS with Toilet in the Hospital LIVE Update

Brido returns after a hectic travel schedule and the holidays into the loving arms of Power Moves for a beautiful chat. Sit back and enjoy.  Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

Here's a fun episode for your Friday. Very loose and conversational. Satisfying, if you will. Get in here. Happy Friday to ya, you guys. Venmo: @pizzanachos69 Insta: @pizzanachos60   

Brido returns from his book tour for a smorgasboard of an episode to rival Old Country Buffet. Let 'er rip tater chip. Enjoy! Listen to K4RDS!

Mike Bridenstine and have a candid conversation aboout behind the scenes comedy and complications from his new book I'm in a bunch, available now: The Perfect Amount of Wrong: The Rise of Alt Comedy on Chicago's North Side New K4RDS on Friday! -Bless you Daddies

And we're back. Missed us? Hope you had a neat summer. Brido has been busy workshopping some new questionable catchphrases. Please enjoy this brand new episode featuring your favorite two professional knuckleheads saying a bunch of crap they probably shouldn't. Thanks for ridin'. Happy Friday to ya, you guys. Order Brido's book! Listen to Karl's K4RDS

Brido and I are back for an XL episode that's all over the place. It's very good and you'll like it alot. If you don't, I don't know what to tell you. K4RDS episode 015 is wild. Click here for the newest weekly offering. Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

Brido joins for the 200th episode spectacular which is pretty much just a regular show, but it is a really good one. I can tell it's a "really good one" when I think to myself after, "I hope no family members or loved ones listen to this. Ever." Blessings. Thanks for ridin'. Sincerely.  -Mike PS: I fixed the audio on ep 199. PPS: I guess those dick tuck swimsuits allegedly don't come in kids' sizes. Yet.  LISTEN TO KARL'S CARDS EP 012

Brido returns to discuss how there isn't anything to talk about in pop culture anymore than we talk about it for an hour. Success! Enjoy! Episode 010 of Karl's Cards featuring Karl4Real brought to you by 6Head Productions

Brido returns to reflect on how we don't do anything really bad anymore and if it's possibly having a negative effect on the content showcased within this program. Enjoy! Raw dog bonus ep: Karl's Cards featuring co-host Karl4Real. K4R says this is his last episode because I cut it off early but we'll just rip off the format with another person if he quits. Happy Friday to ya, you guys. -Mike    

Gnarly Zack gets back in the hot seat to talk his engagement, rock n roll chef life, and consensual romantic assault. Get your ears on this glorious return. Listen to Karl's Cards ep 008: So Steamed, now Enjoy! -Mike