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POWER MOVES with Mike Burns — 265 episodes

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244 - Ozzy & Theo & Chocolate Chip Poop Bed Face at the Coldplay Concert

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243 - Ratchet 2: The Stroker

3

242 - Ric Flair Shidding Himself

4

241 - The Power Moves Summer Awards Spectacular

5

240 - The Original and Best POWER MOVES

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239 - Everybody Hates Raymond's Wife

7

238 - Tape Your Camera

8

237 - They're Out of Chicken

9

236 - The Measters

10

235 - Brooks Wheelan Returns

11

234 - Charles Bojackson with K4RDS Bonus

12

233 - Cutie Medicine

13

232 - Adios, Del Boca Vista

14

231 - 41 Dollar Case

15

230 - Temu Stone Cold

16

229 - Sideways & Shoved up

17

228 - Aisle of Shame

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227 - 227

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226 - Tall Cans in Parking Lots

20

225 - 2024 Christmas Unspectacular feat. Karl4Real

21

224 - C.C. Waterback

22

223 - MJ, Gibby, & Donnie Baseball

23

222 - It's Loaded Too feat. Karl4Real

24

221 - Brother, You are Going Down

25

Classic Episode: The Ballad of Hot Tub Johnny feat. Gnarly Zack

26

"Gnarly" Zack Maurin

27

220 - Dave's Spaghetti with a Difference feat. Karl4Real

28

219 - The Neighborhood A**hole feat. Karl4Real

29

218 - That's My Baby feat. Karl4Real

30

217 - Parking Lot Pee Pees & Other Delights feat. Karl4Real

31

216 - Hope You Had a Neat Summer feat. Karl4Real

32

215 - Too Fat for T-Shirt feat. Mike Bridenstine

33

214 - First Class Zicam Cocaine feat. Gnarly Zack

34

213 - Prison Wine feat. Gnarly Zack

35

212 - Just the Fitness Tips

36

211 - White Pancakes

37

210 - I Got in That Inner Circle and Made the Bed Stink feat. Brido

38

209 - Tito's & Soda with Two Cherries feat. Gnarly Zack

39

208 - Cowboy Song featuring Gnarly Zack

40

207 - Happy New Year, Daddy!

41

206 - If Gyro What I Mean featuring Brido

42

205 - Perfection featuring Brido

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204 - Is You Clean featuring Brido

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203 - The Perfect Amount of Wrong featuring author: Brido

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202 - What's Up Pigs

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201 - Turtle Magazine featuring Brido

47

200 - The Milkman, The Paperboy, and VHS Porno Boxes featuring Brido

48

199 - Hey, What Are You Gonna Do featuring Brido

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198 - Gentlemen Good Boys featuring Brido

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197 - Return of The Gnarly

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196 - Chunky Soup Andy Warhol featuring Brido

52

195 - Ding Dong Ya'll featuring Brido

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194 - Burnin' Up in the Snow featuring Brooks Wheelan

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193 - Still Plenty Degenerate featuring CJ Sullivan

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192 - Over Half Way to Dead featuring Brido

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191 - A**hole on Vacation featuring Brido

57

190 - Crime Scene at the Pudding Factory featuring Brido

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189 - Brido & Brooks Takeover

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188 - Breakfast Jacks featuring Brido

60

187 - Action Figures, The Boobies of Our Youth featuring Brido

61

186 - Happy New Year Daddy featuring CJ Sullivan and Brido

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185 - Happy Holidays Daddy featuring Russ Bridenstine

63

184 - NWO Takeover Featuring The B-Hole Incident Hosted by Mike Bridenstine

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184 - Smooth Neck Magazine featuring Brido

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183 - Karl4Real brought to you by Flomax wiener pills

66

182 - Bottom Line Bombs

67

181 - Happy Birthday Old Man

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180 - Nate Craig Returns

69

179 - Goop Pudding Dot Com

70

178 - Back to School

71

177 - Dinosaur Clowns, Wonder Years, and Taco Bell is Dead

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176 - Mike "Brido" Bridenstine Returns

73

175 - Real Karl

74

174 - Brooks "B-Dubs" Wheelan

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173 - CJ Sullivan

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172 - Nate Craig

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171 - Kyle Kinane

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170 - James Cromwell Starbucks Glue, 5th Grade Marijuana, and Chicken Pee Bucket Assault

79

169 - Chappelle Attack, Parliament Porn, and Gunpoint Cunnilingus

80

168 - Outhouse Phone Rescue, Shots Fired on Golf Course, and Extreme Masturbation Near Death

81

167 - Jerry West is Steamed, Wizard Wand, and Jose Cuervo Kindergarten

82

166 - Southwest Airlines Masturbation, Uncontrollable Defecation Homicide, and Wendy's DEA

83

165 - LIVE in Chicago with Adam Burke & Sean Flannery

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164 - Oscar Slap and Gunned Down Jet Ski Maniac

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Cherry Picks Vol. 1

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163 - Meth Cop Test and Drone Strike Stabbing Revenge

87

162 - Leaf Blower Gun Assault, Porno Car Crash, and Turn it Up or Turn it Off

88

161 - New York Sex Complaints, Nude Florida Lawyer, and Anti Vaxx Gun Threat

89

160 - Police Station Urinal Camera, Drunk Airport Suitcase Scooter, and Disney Family Brawl

90

159 - Golden Corral Brawl, Man Loses Arm at Grocery Store, and Ice Fishing Prostitution

91

158 - Shoe Goo, Pee, Kid Rock, and Weed

92

157 - Impotent Guy's Insulation Foam Fix and Los Angeles Train Robberies

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156 - Drake Hot Sauce Sex, Florida Glitter Attack, and Smoking is Cool Again

94

155 - 90 Day Fiance Fart Jars, Pabst Blue Ribbon Eat A**, and Hey Usher F*ck You B*tch

95

154 - Bang, Marry, Erase from Existence Rides Again

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153 - Waffle House Meth Dealer, Explosive British Rectum, and Peener Ruler

97

152 - OnlyFans Cop Car, Gun Shop Prank, and Kid Rock Lyrics Dissected

98

151 - Mike Tyson Toad Venom, Door Dash Dumper, and Dog Bonin'

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150 - Arby's Vodka, Joe Biden Long Fart, and Bad Prison Toilet Manners

100

149 - Pizza Hut is Too Horny, The Beach is Too Horny, and Papa Karl

101

148 - Russian Bear Attack, Pop Tarts Lawsuit, and Parking Enforcement Hate ft. Brido

102

147 - Helicopter Attack, 90 Year Old Tough Guy, Dirty Car Sex Lawsuit, Brido, and You Guys

103

146 - Silvio Dante Threesomes, Hamilton Mask Rage, and Jeep Jill Off with Nate Craig

104

POWER MOVES: LIVE in Chicago at The Lincoln Lodge

105

144 - Gnarly Zack Hangs & Bangs

106

143 - Severe Weather and The Snowman

107

142 - $45,000 in Porn, Bad Advertising, and Milk Crates feat. Brido

108

141 - I'm Your Huckleberry Blast feat. Brido

109

140 - A Conversation with Clue Heywood

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139 - Brooks "B-Dubs" Wheelan Freestyle

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138 - LIVE from Detroit with Big Homie Vince Averill

112

137 - Snowman 2

113

136 - Nagging Murder, Pickle Pooper, and Let God Take the Wheel

114

135 - Outback Steakhouse Rampage, Spicy Chicken Shots Fired, and Doo Doo Hiccups

115

134 - Bone, Marry, Erase from Existence

116

133 - Trailer Park Sewage Axe, Right Wing Lawn Pooper, and Power Moves Chapter 5 Part 3

117

132 - Slayer vs. The Cops and Power Moves Chapter 5 Part 2

118

131 - Casino Bomb Threat, Airplane Cocaine, and Pee Bucket Attack

119

130 - Mega Size Party & Bullsh*t with Brido

120

129 - Hangin' & Bangin' featuring 2 Live Karl

121

128 - Kid Rock Colostomy Bag Attack, Kansas State Rep Teacher Chaos, and Army Nipples Destroyed by Polish Stripper

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127 - Cops Drag Race Crash, Finger Cut Off Slashing Tires, and Kid Rock's Honkey Tonk Maniac Attack

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126 - Taco Bell Drive Thru Mega Rage and Power Moves Chapter 4: Dave

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125 - Home Inspector Bangs Elmo, Guns Drawn at Burger King & Domino's

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124 - Nude Walk of Shame, Publix Masturbation, and Taco Contest Lawsuit

126

123 - Big Mac Violence, Fake Self Kidnapping, and John Beat Down

127

122 - Grease Penny Payoff, Bologna Border Bust, and Hollywood Goth Club Creeps

128

121 - The Big Situation and Karl vs. The Carlsons

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120 - Springsteen DUI, Wendy's Cinnabon Attack, Dead Animal Grave, and Magic Sword Robbery

130

119 - Hollyboob, Florida Prison Porn, Snow Shoveling Murder Suicide, and Michigan Machete Attack

131

118 - My Pillow Twitter Ban, Robert Kraft Sex Tape Update, and Detroit Sword Attack

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117 - Joe Exotic Limo Pardon, Boogie Wit da Hoodie Toilets, Chicago Airport Hideout, and Myrtle Beach Skywheel Porn

133

116 - Teacher Drugged with Butt Pills, Econo Lodge Bath Salts Clerk, and Killer Clown Murder

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115 - Porn Stash Lawsuit, New York Squirrel Attack, and Strip Club Anti-Mask Shooting

135

114 - A Christmas Karl

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113 - McDonald's Chainsaw Attack, Cop Voter Fraud Assault, and Vegas Airplane Wing Climber

137

112 - Meth Biker Shoots Himself, Drunk Florida Rick James, and Bud Light Mike

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111 - Covid Swinger Convention, Thanksgiving Leftover Stabbing, and Right Wing 25 Man Orgy

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110 - Thanksgiving Crimes, Florida Highway Sex, and Hot Pockets Bank Break In

140

109 - Tony La Russa DUI, Nude & Lewd at Popeye's, and Oral Sex Toy Defiled

141

108 - Aggressive Oakland Turkey, Coconut Milk Monkeys, and Botched Castration

142

107 - Giuliani Borat Beat Off, Priest Threesome, BBQ Yelp Beat Down, and 69 Oral Sex Attack

143

106 - Brooks & Burns: Grip It & Rip It

144

105 - RIP Eddie Van Halen, Grocery Store Poop Box, and Sexual Horse Solicitation

145

104 - Pastor Smokes Meth for Exorcism, 340,000 Used Condoms for Sale, and Zoom Boob Smooches

146

103 - Oregon Man Shoots Self in Groin, Dukes of Hazzard Detroit, and Hooter's 5th Grader

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102 - Hoverboard Dentist, Red Lobster Dew Garita, and McDonald's Assault Karma

148

101 - Penis Stew & Boyfriend Murdered with SUV Over Hot Dog Dispute

149

100 - Boneless Buffalo Wings Cancelled, Nude Taco Bell Drive Thru, and Oral Sex for Juul

150

099 - Florida Fart Dad Beaten, Trash Can Stabbing, and The Bang Fam

151

098 - MLB Unwritten Rules, Idiot Shoots Own Balls, and Boat Wife Urine Assault

152

097 - Chili's Hostess Mob Attack, Marty Jannetty Murder, and Brooks Wheelan vs. Logan Paul

153

096 - Nudity vs. Police, Pizza Boy Pleasures, and Samurai Sword Attack

154

095 - Juggalo Chris Hansen, Dad Crotch Grab, and Tom Brady Grave Hater

155

094 - Jesus Mushrooms, Target Restroom Gun, and Rent A Hitman

156

093 - Pizza vs. Machete, Cop on Cop Violence, and Porta Potty Destruction

157

092 - Drunk Canoeing, Racist Bar Petition, and Daddy Splits Face Open

158

091 - Chef Boyardee, Naked Gardening, and Pizza Toppings Gunfire

159

090 - eBay Executive Porno Orgy Pig Mask Harassment and Cruisin' Chubbys Outbreak

160

089 - Miller Park Lawn Vandal, Cop Accuses McDonald's of McChicken Bite, and White Claw Assault

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088 - Porn Star Toad Poison Death, Idiot Blows Himself Up Making a Bomb, and Scumbag Urinates in Almond Milk

162

087 - Hot Pockets Bank Break In and Shut the "F" Up Kids

163

086 - Soccer Sex Dolls, Taco Bell Doo Doo Drive Thru, and Elderly S&M Gone Wrong

164

085 - McDonald's Vandal Steals Walmart Panties, Red Lobster Mother's Day Brawl, and Publix Deli Gun

165

084 - Drunk Runs Himself Over, Alligator Murders Woman, and 911 Call for Crotch on Fire

166

083 - Big Ed, Cleveland Bar Busted for 'Rona, and Beer Sales are Blowing Up

167

082 - NYC Mayor Gets Dick Pics, 2 Car Crashes 1 House, and The Junk Drawer

168

081 - Last Meals, Drinking From Home, and Threesome Gone Wrong

169

080 - Top 3 Extravaganza Part 1

170

079 - Dog Pulled Over in High Speed Chase and Pee Napkin Domestic Dispute

171

078 - Boober Eats, T-Shirt Toilet Paper, and NYC Rim Jobs Give You 'Rona

172

077 - Quarantine Recipes, NFL Free Agency, Binge Suggestions, and Wild Erotic Dancer DUI

173

076 - Alex Jones DWI, Ram's Horn Knife Attack, and Wisconsin Cop's Penus Destroyed

174

075 - Florida Hospital Toe Sucker, Taco Bell Mom Huffing Crash, and Double 7-Eleven Robbery

175

074 - MCGRUFF THE CRIME DOG GOES TO PRISON, SAMURAI SWORD MICHIGAN ATTACK, AND HOT POCKETS HEIR LOCKED UP

176

073 - First Date Bank Robbery, Jack In The Box Robbery, and Pastor Sues NFL Over Halftime Porn

177

072 - Porn Shot in Gas Station Snack Aisle and Taco Bell Robbed Before Strip Club

178

071 - Gritty Found Not Guilty, Undercover Sex Worker Paid with Chili's Burger, and Bag Full of Drugs.

179

070 - 9 Time Parking Lot Pooper, Smoking Weed in Court for Weed, and Back Alley Shrimp Fight

180

069 - Gritty Assaults Teen, Dad Tackled Son's Wrestling Opponent, BK Phone Attack, and Robber Living in Grocery Store Ceiling

181

068 - Yoga Teacher Attacks Movie Cell Phone User, 93 Year Old Shoots Apartment Worker, and Taco Bell Burglary Nap

182

067 - Applebee's Porno, Doo Doo Bucket Trailer Park Attack, BK Employee Pulls Gun on Customer + 3 bonus stories

183

066 - Sloping Toilet, Arby's Card Grindr Sex, Tekashi 6ix9ine Sentenced, and Subway Celebration Deadly Weapon Assault

184

065 - Taco Bell Machete Attack, Drunk Packers Fan How I Met Your Mother DUI, and TGI Fridays Stabbing Threat

185

064 - Drunk Kid Rock Pulled Off Stage, Drunk Employee Robs Own Steak n Shake, and Unfriended Facebook Murder

186

063 - Papa John Ate 40 Pizzas in 30 Days, Stolen Burrito Felony, and Miami Man vs. AK-47

187

062 - Cocaine in the Wind, White Castle Judge Shooting, Disabled Diaper Trick, and Vegan BK Lawsuit

188

061 - Battle Axe Destroys Home Intruder, McDonald's Marijuana Tea, and Student Arrested for Bathroom Secrets Video

189

060 - Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Stabbing, Walmart Electric Shopping Cart Drunk, and Chili's Bank Robber

190

059 - Natty Ice Theft, Armed Robber Locked In Cell Phone Store, and 50 Cent Long Islands

191

058 - Florida Man Has Sex with Toy Olaf at Target, McDonald's Prison Trade for Beej, and Trick or Treater Sex Offender Warning Signs

192

057 - Taco Bell Throat Slasher, Meth Sandwich, and Memphis Police Hot Dog Assault

193

056 - Urine Squirt Gun Attack, Trump Bumper Sticker Gun Threat, and Woman Calls Cops to Have Meth Tested

194

055 - Meth Bean Dip, Waffle House Robbed for GED, Auburn Hills Porno Billboard, and Tennessee Cops Baptize Drug Suspect

195

054 - Woman Bites Camel Testicles, Antonio Brown Farts in Doctor's Face, Rambo, and Teen Attacks Grandparents Over Tomatoes

196

Pmail Bag 019 - Holy Halloween From Hell, Further Pee Zipper Debate, and Monkey Bar in Seattle

197

053 - Amish 12 Pack, Very Clean White Girl, and Cop Car DUI Sex

198

Pmail Bag 018 - Hot Dog Heist, Strip Club Manners, and Sacramento Dive Bar Review

199

052 - Guns Drawn Over Cold McDonald's, Dirtbag Arrested for Wet Willy, and Courtroom Urine Attack

200

Pmail Bag 017 - Harry Potter Books Banned in Catholic School, Big Chris' Micropenis Prank Wars, and Pleasanton, CA Dive Bar Review

201

051 - Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Gun Threat, Legless Juggalo Golf Cart Wreck, and AEW Chris Jericho Belt Theft

202

Pmail Bag 016 - The Biggest Dadboner of All Time, Free Starbucks Coffee Hack, and The Flamingo in St. Petersburg Florida Dive Bar Review

203

050 - Machete Threat After Toilet Not Flushed, Flamin' Hot Cheetos Movie, and Crab Leg Theft

204

Pmail Bag 015 - The Return of Dirt Patch Dillon, Lawn Dart Karma, and Dairy Queen Secret Menu

205

049 - Stone Cold Steve Austin My Ass, Filet-O-Fish Rage, Booty Call Arson, and Botched Balls

206

Pmail Bag 014 - The Ballad of Hot Tub Johnny

207

048 - Mike Tyson's $40k of Weed Per Month, Man Sentenced for Shooting Himself in the Penis, and Meth Murder Mayonnaise

208

Pmail Bag 013 - Sleepy: The King of Vice

209

047 - Martha Kelly from Baskets, Oscar Mayer Hot Dog Ice Cream, Man Glues Wendy's Doors Shut, and Meth Vagina

210

Pmail Bag 012 - Taco Bell Hennessy, Dairy Queen Divide, Internal Injury Fatherhood, and Accidental Old Lady Porno

211

046 - Walmart Potato Urine, Blast Test Mom, Mom Washes Weed, and McDonald's Gunfire Vape

212

Pmail Bag 010 - The Indiana Hip Hugger, No Carnal Passions...No Number 2, and Sears Shoplifter Shaming

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045 - Clown Police Chase, Penis Cut Off With Scissors, and Lemon Cake Face Smash

214

Pmail Bag 009 - Nude Blackout Shower, ER Toilet Face Smash, Tequila Chrissy, and Austin Dive Bar Review

215

044 - $34K Cocaine Toupee, Drug-Filled Burrito, Too Tired For Sex Boyfriend Stabbed, and Uranium Super Snake

216

Pmail Bag 008 - A Turd for Nazis, Blow Gun Fights, Virginia Dive Bar Review, and a WILD Bachelor Party Story

217

043 - Suspect Busted After Loud Fart, Slayer Fan Bud Can, Woman Urinates in Ice Cream, Fireworks Car Assault, and Carjacking with Snake

218

Pmail Bag 007 - Seattle Dive Bar, Bloody N64, Canadian Strip Club, and How to Fake a Sick Day

219

042 - Sheriff's Office Donut Break-in, Serial Toilet Clogger, Woman Reports Husband Killed Her, and Uber Sex Toy Drunk

220

Pmail Bag 006 - Casino Robbery, Drunk McDonald's Drive Thru, and South Korean Poop Story

221

041 - Alabama Attack Squirrel, Classroom Porno, Rat at Buffalo Wild Wings, and Man Shows What He's Capable of by Shooting Family Cat

222

Pmail Bag 005 - Graspop Heavy Metal Fest Disaster, Comb Over Man Destroys Toilet, The Rose of New England, and Hong Kong Bubba Gump Review

223

040 - Saved By the Bell Police Car Crash, John Cena Confession, McDonald's Sex Dance, Tesla Sleeping, and Dad Bods

224

Pmail Bag 004 - Spike Ball, Motorola Razr Prank, and Big Chris' WWE NXT Power Move

225

039 - Burger King Hearse, Inmates Drunk on Sanitizer ATV Escape, and Utah Cops Masturbating & Sexting

226

Pmail Bag 003 - Dead Weasel Party, Wet Granny, and Cheese Wheel Thieves

227

038 - Karaoke Gun Dispute, Middle School Crepe Crime, McChicken Rage, and Yacht Rock

228

Pmail Bag 002 - Leather Daddy Pride, The Heartbreak Kid, and Ninja Dave

229

037 - Man Shoots Self in Crotch with Drugs in Butt, Free KFC Scam, and K-9 Liquor Store Attack

230

Pmail Bag 001

231

036 - Girl Scout Cookie Money Erotic Massage, Crotch Punched Open, and Box Cutter Birthday Attack

232

035 - Elderly Sunroof Maniac, Costco Hennessy Theft, and Church Meth Masturbation

233

034 - Drunk Crashes Lawn Mower Into Cop Car, Butt Stuff Bumper Sticker, and $21k in Stolen Panties

234

033 - Husband Murdered Over Porn & Threesome Arson

235

032 - MMA Fighter Destroys Beat Creep & 159K Ex Texts

236

031 - Walmart Karate and $86,000 in Porno

237

030 - Olive Garden Drunk & Bootylicious Porn Mags

238

029 - Ferris Wheel Sex, Nicolas Cage, and The Grocery Store Choke Out

239

028 - Axe Body Drunk, Chainsaw Cafe, Wooden Penis, and Murder at Arby's

240

027 - Stolen Fajitas & Hotel Hell

241

026 - Red Lobster Brawl & Belligerent Hot Tub Sex

242

EP 025 PT 1 - Crab Leg Buffet Brawl

243

EP 025 PT 2 - Cow Tranquilizer Energy Drink

244

EP 024 - Cop Car Sex & Robert Kraft

245

EP 023 - Turd Mobb & Garage Door Porn

246

EP 022 - Machete Clowns vs. Grandma

247

EP 021 - Death Party God Hell

248

EP 020 - Little Caesars is My Savior

249

EP 019 - Airplane Rum & Axe-style Home Renovation

250

EP 018 - Pringles Brand Walmart Wine

251

EP 017 - Not Gettin' Busy in a Burger King Bathroom

252

EP 016 - Send Tacos, Guns and Tacos

253

EP 015 - Who is...The Poppman?!

254

EP 014 - Nunchucks & Fireball & Grandpa Gas

255

EP 013 - Nuns & Vegas & The Massive Middle Finger

256

EP 012 - Dry Clean Flickin' & Toilet Fudge

257

EP 011 - Death Punch & The Rise of the Baby Dick Bandit

258

EP 010 - Happy 'Ving to ya, you guys.

259

EP 009 - Mark Davis 2 & Taco Bread & Big Mama

260

EP 008 - Waffle House Robbery & Secret 7-Eleven Menu

261

EP 007 - Zombie Teeth & Coleslaw

262

EP 006 - My Pillow Guy & Crack Dreams

263

EP 005 - Stealin' from Walmart & Eatin' Out of The Trash

264

EP 004 - Microwave Pee & Supermarket Dad Fistfight

265

EP 003 - Movie Wine & Airplane Weed & Big Toilet