Raising Helmicks

Episodes

1. 28

   Bean Dad

   Raising Helmicks emergency podcast on The Bean Dad. Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

   Jan 4, 2021
2. 27

   advent

   Special Christmas Podcast. Cherry Pie Proposed Rule: https://www.federalregister.gov/documents/2020/12/18/2020-27823/frozen-cherry-pie-proposed-revocation-of-a-standard-of-identity-and-a-standard-of-quality Roman Circus Podcast with us:...

   Dec 21, 2020
3. 26

   coronacast

   We discuss January-August of 2020, the pandemic, the kids. Joey makes the Perry the Platypus sound. Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

   Aug 18, 2020
4. 25

   year in review part 2

   Helmicks’ 2019 in review, July through December Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

   Dec 29, 2019
5. 24

   year in review part 1

   Helmicks' 2019 in review, January through June. Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

   Dec 16, 2019
6. 23

   Babes on a Plane

   Dogs, preschool, painting DnD minis, Michaelmas, fundraising shenanigans, babes on a plane. Rory reads a story. Reddit Fundraising Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Parenting/comments/d2viyd/i_tried_using_a_school_fundraiser_to_teach_my/ezxyamf Babes on a Plane:...

   Sep 30, 2019
7. 22

   Award Winning Author Carey Helmick

   Carey & Kyle discuss Carey's first published article and a lawsuit against Popeyes for running out of Chicken Sandwiches. Joseph OWNS Dad. Carey's Piece (!!!!): https://catholicherald.co.uk/magazine/theres-no-excuse-for-letting-schoolchildren-go-hungry/ Marion Stokes:...

   Sep 4, 2019
8. 21

   Babies in Public

   We talk about Dadding and Nursing in Public, a time capsule, and holding babies in New Zealand. We're against wasting food. Joey babbles in a box. Dadding in Public: https://soranews24.com/2019/08/23/dads-story-about-parenting-on-a-train-highlights-japans-hidden-prejudice-against-male-parenting/...

   Aug 31, 2019
9. 20

   1 Year!!

   We discuss being parents of two for a year, having Fathers Anthony and Harrison have Mass at our place, pregnant pandas, In-N-Out in New York, CANCELLING Amazon, Pushing Daisies, Good Omens, , Kyle quizzes Carey about Shrek. panda pregnancy mystery:...

   Aug 17, 2019
10. 19

    Hot Hot Hot New Content

    Podcast celebrating one year of podcast, having a surprisingly good discussion about the Americans With Disabilities Act, explaining our children's newest feats, getting mad at a school district for trying to use children as collateral. Spicy Nuggs Podcast:...

    Jul 21, 2019
11. 18

    hashbrown law

    Joseph's crawling, Rory's basically an adult now, that one dude is going to win jeopardy forever, and we talk about school lunches and the unfairly divided job of being a parent. Rory sings What a Wonderful World. Illegal jeopardy wagers:...

    Jun 3, 2019
12. 17

    Sending Rory to Baby Harvard

    We talk about Snowplow Parenting, the weather, Rory's inquisitiveness, and Joseph's chonkiness. Rory reads Green Eggs & Ham. weather reporter getting hit by stop sign (I added this gif to the shownotes first and have watched it like 200 times while reviewing the podcast and I still love it):...

    Mar 31, 2019
13. 16

    Valentine’s Day

    Happy Valentine's day! We discuss our first Valentine's Day, traditions, Joseph's locomotion, chocolate, and the death (and revival) of Candy Hearts. neutral network candy hearts: http://aiweirdness.com/post/170685749687/candy-heart-messages-written-by-a-neural-network country roads mario:...

    Feb 15, 2019
14. 15

    YOUTUBE IS BAD

    Another serious one this week, folks. The burden of raising our kids in the digital age has been weighing on us, and youtube's demonic sorting algorithm has been in the news, so here are our thoughts on youtube, kids shows, and why they often fill us with dread. Excellent Article:...

    Feb 6, 2019
15. 14

    there’s treasure buried in the rockies (march for life)

    Carey and Kyle discuss chicken nuggets, a couple of brothers being bros, eating in-n-out priest-style, the march for life, The Discourse, why we are canceling netflix and target, and so little more!! Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at...

    Jan 29, 2019
16. 13

    Doctor Who BONUS CONTENT

    Special episode for folks curious about or already fans of Doctor Who, starring @heyitsmattbaker of Roman Circus Podcast fame and Carey's sister Noelle. Kyle had already gone back to DC, but we all know you're just here for the clip of Rory at the end. We do not know why Rory thinks Doctor Who is...

    Jan 20, 2019
17. 12

    #12 Raising Helmicks – Wombat Tier

    In-N-Stout, GoFraudMe, Wombat Poop, Snowball Fights, and more!! In-N-Stout: https://fox5sandiego.com/2018/08/15/in-n-stout-brewer-gets-pun-filled-cease-and-desist-letter-from-burger-chain/ Wombat poop: https://www.livescience.com/64119-wombat-butt-poop-cubes.html Wombat book:...

    Dec 11, 2018
18. 11

    #11 Raising Helmicks – Baptisms & Burgers

    Halloween, a Baptism, Thanksgiving prep, and The Docket. Curiosity: https://www.engadget.com/2018/10/04/nasa-activated-curiositys-second-brain-after-it-misbehaved/ Meteorite:...

    Nov 17, 2018
19. 10

    #10 Raising Helmicks – Birthdays!!

    Carey and Rory's birthdays, apple picking, pumpkin patching, meeting Canada's Coolest Cleric. Roasted Apple Shallot Blue Cheese Tart Recipe: http://gransbest.com/roasted-apple-shallot-blue-cheese-tart/ Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at...

    Oct 27, 2018
20. 9

    #9 Raising Helmicks – Kyle Gets A Haircut

    Carey cuts Kyle's hair while we discuss fascist haircuts, hiking, teething, and Great British Bakeoff. Low Sound Quality, high Authenticity. Rory sings the Quesadilla Song. Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

    Oct 11, 2018
21. 8

    #8 Raising Helmicks – Weddings, Disneyland, & New Friends

    We can eat a lot of In-N-Out, Disneyland is tiring, Hockey is amazing, A beautiful nerdy wedding, Matt Baker's a Millionaire, The Laughons took us to a crack shack, Rory loves Cars Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

    Oct 5, 2018
22. 7

    #7 Raising Helmicks – Happy Birthday To Kyle

    Fun Birthday Questions With Kyle and Baptism Debrief Disney propaganda: youtube.com/watch?v=nT1uvi7qjrs Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

    Sep 18, 2018
23. 6

    #6 Raising Helmicks – Our Pet Jack Ryan

    Carey and Kyle share a beer and talk about our new pet cricket, our old pet guinea pig, how Kyle threw trash out the window, a fight between Joanna Gaines and the Property Brothers, what Rory has in common with Brick from Anchorman, "Do you know what causes that?", the Bugglebee, Aldi Cheesecake,...

    Sep 7, 2018
24. 5

    #5 Raising Helmicks – Trust and Autonomy

    Carey and Kyle discuss the first two of the Eight Ages of Man by Erik Erikson and explain what the heck they have to do with Rory insisting on eating his ice cream in his high chair. Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

    Aug 30, 2018
25. 4

    #4 Raising Helmicks – Birth Story

    We have a baby! Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

    Aug 17, 2018
26. 3

    #3 Raising Helmicks – cheese boy

    Carey and Kyle talk about bread and jam, nerdy newborn word etymology, and getting ready for Jojo! Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

    Jul 14, 2018
27. 2

    #2 Raising Helmicks – Peter!

    In which we talk with our bff Peter about Aldi, In-N-Out, Psych, High School Debate, Carey shutting down sexists, quidditch, the importance of helmet safety, and Rory! P.S. "Gus Sillypants Jackson" is from S1E5, "9 Lives." Sorry for misleading you in this important matter. Raising Helmicks is…

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    Jul 3, 2018
28. 1

    #1 Raising Helmicks – Introduction

    Carey and Kyle talk about why we're doing this podcast, the words Rory's been saying, and what our plans are for the summer. Raising Helmicks is made with Jetpack Podcast. Full show notes and every episode at https://raisinghelmicks.com/

    Jun 9, 2018