PODCAST · comedy
Rebrand Pending
by Kristen & Hazel
Who said we can’t do it all? (Okay, maybe society, but we’re ignoring them.)This podcast is anything but boring. Can we find Hazel husband #2 while Kristen builds her empire? Stay tuned. There will be laughs, there will be tears, and you just might learn something along the way.Still want more? Follow @RebrandPendingPod on Instagram.
Episodes
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She Bet on Herself… Now What? One Year Later with Summer Cromwell
What actually happens after you quit your job, bet on yourself, and go all in? Summer Cromwell is back on the podcast for a raw, honest update on life after choosing full-time entrepreneurship. In her first episodes, she opened up about leaving her 9 to 5, building her coaching business, healing...
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The Best Mistakes We Ever Made
Kristen and Hazel talk about the best mistakes they’ve ever made. From questionable financial decisions and chaotic dating experiences to spontaneous life changes and hilarious stories from the past, they unpack the moments that might have looked like mistakes at the time but ended up shaping…
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Would You Rather: Career, Money, Relationships & Life Decisions
Kristen and Hazel play a round of Would You Rather, but the questions quickly turn into deeper conversations about life, career, money, and personal growth. What starts as simple choices turns into honest debates about things like: Outgrowing people vs staying comfortable in your current life...
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Is everything a scam now?
Kristen and Hazel dive into the everyday things that feel like total scams. From credit scores and tipping culture to extended warranties, corporate promotions, and the wedding industry, they break down the systems that make people question whether modern life is just one big upsell. Some of…
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The Book I Never Thought I’d Write: Healing, Domestic Violence & Telling the Truth
Hazel opens up about the deeply personal decision to write a book about surviving an abusive marriage, and why sharing difficult stories might be one of the most powerful ways to create change. What started as a quiet idea over the holidays quickly turned into something much bigger. From…
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You Can’t Afford to Date a Loser | Money, Standards, & Mornings
Unsolicited Advice: Money in Marriage, Stop Chasing People & Protect Your Mornings We talk about: Competing in a hoop competition and performing when you can barely see the stage Why building a house should include soundproofing, not just aesthetic panels Fast fashion, overconsumption, and why we...
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Advice No One Asked For, But Need
Next week we’re giving advice no one asked for. We’re talking: Why you can’t afford to date a loser Money dynamics in relationships Stop chasing people Fast fashion and overconsumption Protecting your mornings like your sanity depends on it It starts with hoop competitions and house upgrades… and...
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Mindset, Marriage, Money & the Myth of Resiliency
Is small town living a limitation or an opportunity? In this episode, we unpack the mindset shift required to create success anywhere, from small town entrepreneurship and homeownership sacrifices to social media strategy and unpopular opinions. We dive into the difference between weddings and...
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The Audacity to Want It All, Dream Bigger!
In this episode, we spiral from stoicism and “resting bitch face” into dentist trauma, delusional dreams, and building a wildly ambitious long term life plan. We talk about the art of staying calm on the outside while chaos lives within, unpack questionable dentist experiences, and then fully...
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Unsubscribing From What’s Not Aligned
How do you know when something is no longer aligned in your career, relationship, or life? In this episode, we talk about recognizing misalignment, planning a strategic exit, and what happens when uncomfortable work environments force you to think fast. We share personal experiences navigating...
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Big Decisions and Letting Life Be Easier
In this episode, we ease into a cozy morning coffee chat that turns into a deep, honest conversation about ambition, flow, and giving yourself permission to change your mind. We talk about how those small everyday moments often spark bigger reflections. From there, we unpack the difference…
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Big Moves, Big Feelings & Career Spirals
We’re saying goodbye to a house, questioning hustle culture, and realizing burnout isn’t a badge of honor. Saying goodbye to an old space is harder than anyone warns you. In this episode, we talk about the emotional whiplash of buying and selling a home, the grief that comes with leaving a…
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The Airbnb Was Haunted
What starts as a casual stay turns into something straight out of a horror movie. Hazel shares a chilling experience at an Airbnb, revealing eerie encounters and supernatural events. Kristen discusses her recent purchase of a vacuum cleaner and her passion for 3D design software. Hazel shares a...
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Chasing the Lifestyle, Not the Job Title with Ryan Grafton (Manifestation, Boutique Hotels)
Astrology, manifestation, boutique hotels in Mexico, and why chasing a lifestyle beats chasing a job title. We talk horoscopes, aligned relationships, entrepreneurship, and designing a drama free life that actually feels good. In this episode, we’re getting reflective, honest, and a little…
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Haunted AirBnbs & Brand Photography with Alicia LaPierre
The conversation begins with a dramatic recount of a haunted Christmas retreat, leading to a discussion about the transition to a photography career. The takeaways include the importance of intentionality in brand photography and the significance of storytelling in visual content. The…
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The Funeral Forgot the Urn, and Other Real Life Chaos
Winter is doing the absolute most and so are we. In this episode, we spiral through everything from missing intros and seasonal burnout to a funeral where no one brought the urn, a car accident that could have gone very differently, and an airport meet-cute that may or may not have been real. We...
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We Asked, We Answered - Fun questions heading into 2026
Kristen & Hazel ask all your burning questions. We didn't share them with one another in advance, no scripts, no warm up, just real answers in real time. Some are fun. Some get surprisingly real. All of them are honest. If you love conversational podcasts that feel unscripted and very real, this...
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The Questions That Shape Your Next Chapter
This episode is your permission slip to pause before rushing into the next year. Kristen and Hazel switch things up with a rapid fire reset conversation designed to help you reflect on what drained you, what worked, and what you are ready to leave behind as you move from 2025 into 2026. From...
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The Most Unexpected Weekend of Our Lives
This week's episode has everything. Hazel becomes an aunt after the wildest morning of her life, complete with Crocs in sport mode, emergency dumpling runs, and a baby arriving five weeks early. Kristen shares updates on selling her house, managing the chaos of moving, and the little home…
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Are You the Drama? Accountability, Growth, and Owning Your Choices
We are diving into accountability, the mindset shift that changes your friendships, your business, and your entire life. We talk about why some people stay stuck, how to stop blaming external circumstances, what it looks like to take ownership of your choices, and why accountability is actually...
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The Chatty Episode You Play While Cleaning
Kick your morning off with a cozy, chatty episode where we catch up on everything going on behind the scenes. Kristen talks about buying a new house with 500 acres, planning future projects, and settling into the next chapter. Hazel shares updates on competing in her aerial arts event, fostering...
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Leaving the Chaos Behind, Building a Life You Can Finally Breathe In
Welcome back to a cozy little episode that starts with mugs and morning chaos, and somehow turns into one of the realest conversations we have ever had. We talk about the drama we used to live in, the peace we protect now, and the wild way your entire life changes when you stop letting other...
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The Weird Stuff No One Warns You About in Your Thirties
Your thirties come with surprises. The strange vibes in your house. The late night fears. The intuition that shows up at random. The spiritual moments you cannot explain. And the stress you did not expect to feel at 2 a.m. In this episode we talk about the weird side of being in your thirties…
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Shoot Your Shot Energy: Promotions, Pay Raises, and Manifesting the Life You Deserve
From shooting your shot with a crush to negotiating a big promotion, this episode of Rebrand Pending is all about bold girl energy, delusional confidence, and turning manifestation into action. Kristen and Hazel spill the tea on dating misfires, dream homes, and money moves that actually work....
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Boring industries need bold ideas - The “Pie Before You Die” campaign
Ring light down, heating pad up, house fully staged, welcome back to Rebrand Pending. Kristen’s in moving-mode chaos and Hazel just started fostering Luther (the world’s most lovable, treat-agnostic lab mix). Then we dive into a juicy marketing lab: Pie Before You Die how a funeral home made...
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We Put Hazel in a Matchmaking Database and Things Got Spicy with Flare Events CEO, Matt
When Your Love Life Needs a Rebrand. We Asked a Dating CEO for the Tea. Tired of talking to a profile pic that never becomes a date? Same. Matt, CEO of Flare Events, breaks down why apps feel rigged, the rise of AI catfish, and why IRL mixers and activity dates are having a moment. We get into...
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Panic, Property, and the Plot Twist: Our Summer Recap You Didn’t See Coming
One of us fell off monkey bars. The other fell into a mortgage. This week we’re talking panic attacks, property offers, and pink ceilings — because apparently we’re that kind of podcast now. Hazel shares how she went from wheelchair to warrior, Kristen’s spilling the chaotic details of buying…
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Leverage Your Pretty Privilege
Flu or not, we had stories this week. From a missing dog who gaslit everyone (positive ending), Hazel’s chaotic Kesha concert trip and a flirty surgeon! We get into: Small-town neighbour drama The infamous mouse in the fruit bowl 🐭 Paying too much for pool water during a drought (yes, really)…
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Going Viral for All the Wrong Reasons (Thank you, Boat Launch Boyfriends)
One “summer dating hack” filmed on a whim turned into a full-blown internet circus. Kristen and Hazel spill the tea on the boat launch boyfriends who started it all, the TikTok comment chaos that followed, and why sometimes the wrong kind of viral is the most fun. Expect manly men, feminist hot...
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This One’s for the Overthinkers: Marketing That Doesn’t Suck
Whether you're building a side hustle, overthinking your Instagram post, or wondering if your marketing will ever not feel like a second job. You’ll feel so seen in this episode. In this real, insightful, and heartwarming conversation, Kristen and Hazel kick things off with a true story of a...
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Try the Damn Croissant
From saying no to bad dates to saying yes to bold dreams, this episode covers it all. Hazel shares her latest flop and the mixed signals that followed, while Kristen gears up for big moves. We talk home renovations, interior design hot takes (goodbye, millennial gray), and the emotional...
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No agenda and we like it that way
In this catch-up episode, Kristen and Hazel dive into the chaos of moving, dating, and burnout. Hazel recaps a painful boring first date, Kristen reflects on almost buying a house, and both of them spiral over schedules, sweat suits, and the myth of doing it all. If you need a no-pressure podcast...
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Sexy, Wealthy, Magnetic: Embodied Manifestation (ft. Michelle)
What does it take to manifest a podcast empire? In this final part of our convo with Michelle, we go all in on theenergy work, emotional freedom technique (EFT), and spiritual mindset that turns dreams into real-world results. We’re talking brand deals, sold-out tours, and being bought out by a...
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Sooo I Quit Law & Became a Drag King (ft. Michelle)
Have you ever hit rock bottom and wondered if there was something more waiting on the other side? Michelle shares the raw truth behind her transformation. She gave up a career in law, feeling burnout and found healing and stepped fully into her dream life. This episode will inspire you to stop...
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How to Listen to That Tiny Voice Inside (ft. Michelle)
Feeling the chaos and the confusion of life? We get it and that's why we are joined by Michelle, a Pleasure and Prosperity coach. Learning to listen to you intuition, that tiny voice inside, and how it will provide the clarity and direction that you're looking for. It's time to stop clinging to...
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A Masterclass in Spiraling
This is your official invite to our chaos club. In this episode of Rebrand Pending, Kristen and Hazel spiral in all the best ways. Oversharing, overthinking, and somehow making it funny. We’re talking the kind of girl talk that starts with “let’s be productive” and ends with “how did we get…
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Ring Ring, Life’s Calling... Should We Answer? Spoiler: The Hype Hotline Says F*ck Yes
This one’s for anyone standing at the edge of a new era, career, relationship, or identity change and wondering, “Am I really doing this?” Ring ring bestie, this is your sign to say yes. Yes to the pivot. Yes to the plot twist. Yes to you. And don’t forget to tell us so we can hype the sh*t out…
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Delulu, But Make It Strategic
This episode is a mix of manifestation magic, morning show nonsense, and the kind of unhinged laughter that only happens at 6AM before coffee hits. We’re talking: How we actually manifest (hint: it’s not vision boards) Kristen’s dreamy acreage goals and sleep pod invention Hazel’s manifesting…
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Turns Out, the Real Reason I Hate Shopping Has Nothing to Do with Clothes
You think you just need new clothes — but what if your closet is quietly holding onto old identities, body image baggage, and stories you haven’t outgrown? In this episode, Kristen and Hazel sit down with Ottawa-based personal stylist Rebecca Row to unpack why shopping can feel so overwhelming,...
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Botox, Speed Dating & Red Flags: Hazel’s Wild Ride
What do Botox, sketchy speed dates, and Facebook exposés have in common? Hazel. In this hilarious and unfiltered episode, Kristen and Hazel catch up on the chaos, including: Botox vs. bangs: the ultimate midlife control tactic A deep dive into eyebrow trends (and why your man needs a brow bar)...
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Our Podcast Got a Psychic Reading (Yes, Really)
This is what happens when two fiery women launch a podcast before even 'really' meeting in person and then get a psychic to predict its future! Logical, right? In this raw and hilarious throwback episode, Kristen and Hazel sit down with Virginia from Sovereign Alchemy, a psychic medium and tarot...
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Emergency Pod: 24-hour real estate rollercoaster
🚨 It's an Emergency Pod 🚨 We’re skipping the intro because Hazel just bought a HOUSE! Tune in for a raw, hilarious, and heartwarming play-by-play of her whirlwind 24-hour real estate rollercoaster—from spotting the listing and bidding wars to psychic predictions and Pinterest boards. Plus,...
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You Know You're a Bad Ass Bitch, Take Control, Own Your Main Character Energy
Welcome back to Rebrand Pending! You Know You're a Bad Ass Bitch, Take Control, Own Your Main Character Energy! And stop apologizing for being so awesome. 🎧 Listen if you want to Get a house search update Break free from imposter syndrom Build confidence step by step Manifest your goals…
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Part 2 - Building Your Brand Authentically with Summer
Welcome back to Part 2 of our empowering conversation with Summer! If you missed Part 1, you’ll want to go back and catch up—this is the kind of real talk every entrepreneur needs to hear. In this episode, Summer opens up about her journey from 9-to-5 to full-time entrepreneur, her passion for...
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Part 1 - Quitting the Job, Healing the Self, Building the Dream with Summer
Whether you're deep in your healing era, thinking of quitting your 9–5, or just need a reminder that you’re not behind and you’ll feel seen in this episode. In this raw, inspiring, and laugh-out-loud episode, Kristen and Hazel sit down with online coach and cookbook author Summer Cromwell to talk...
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It’s Giving Scam
This week’s episode is basically one big rant on scams. Kristen and Hazel dive into everyday things we’ve just accepted as normal… but maybe shouldn’t be. It’s a hilarious breakdown of the systems and stories that don’t actually make sense when you stop to think about them. Topics we question: Is...
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Psychic or magic? Maybe both.
Ever had a thought that magically came true? Or felt a weird vibe in a room you couldn’t explain? In this spontaneous and unfiltered episode, Kristen and Hazel dive into the woo-woo world of intuition, energy, and spiritual boundaries. From ghostly encounters and psychic awakenings to haunted...
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Married, Divorced, Dating (Again)
From “I do” to “I definitely don’t,” this week we’re talking marriage, breakups, and the sheer absurdity of dating again in your 30s — apps, ghosting, edible arrangements, and all. Kristen shares what it takes to stay married, Hazel spills on how she got unmarried, and both dive into whether…
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Social Media Stardom
This week, we unpack the origin stories — from viral TikToks and flower shop fame to design dreams, opera school, and the accidental birth of two creative businesses. Kristen and Hazel share how they went from full-time jobs to side hustles, what sparked Reality Vision, and why meaningful content…
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Once upon a ho ho no
An online dating series, a random Instagram comment, and a man who faked a disability to skip a line — somehow, it all led to this podcast. In our very first episode, Hazel recounts the six-week relationship that imploded in one chaotic weekend, and Kristen jumps in to unpack the red flags and…
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ABOUT THIS SHOW
Who said we can’t do it all? (Okay, maybe society, but we’re ignoring them.)This podcast is anything but boring. Can we find Hazel husband #2 while Kristen builds her empire? Stay tuned. There will be laughs, there will be tears, and you just might learn something along the way.Still want more? Follow @RebrandPendingPod on Instagram.
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Who said we can’t do it all? (Okay, maybe society, but we’re ignoring them.)This podcast is anything but boring. Can we find Hazel husband #2 while Kristen builds her empire? Stay tuned. There will be laughs, there will be tears, and you just might learn something along the way.Still want more?...
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