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Rollercoaster Rants
by Rollercoaster Rants
Welcome to Rollercoaster Rants, where Ryan & Marcus dive into the wild world of theme parks and roller coasters. From ranking the top rides to sharing thrilling park experiences, each episode brings you along for the ride. Whether you’re a coaster enthusiast or just love a good thrill, this is the place to hear our unfiltered takes and personal favorites. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!https://linktr.ee/rollercoasterrants
Episodes
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Processing the Goliath Tragedy
This week has been a difficult one for the roller coaster community. Following the tragic incident on Goliath at Six Flags Over Georgia, we wanted to sit down and process what happened, talk through our own reactions, and discuss the questions this situation has raised around coaster safety and…
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The 10 BEST Night Rides at Kings Island & Cedar Point
October means cooler nights, longer park hours, and some of the best coaster rides of the entire season. 🎢🌙 In this episode, we combine Kings Island and Cedar Point into one Top 10 list and rank the best night rides between the two parks. From pitch-black wooded sections and foggy fall…
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Six Flags Over Georgia Coasters RANKED — This Lineup Is Underrated
Six Flags Over Georgia surprised us in a big way this summer. 🎢 In this episode, we’re ranking all 12 roller coasters at Six Flags Over Georgia from the bottom of the lineup all the way to our #1. From classic rides like Great American Scream Machine and Riddler Mindbender to Georgia Scorcher,...
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Where Should ArieForce One Go? Our Top 5 Destinations
ArieForce One has officially been sold — but where should it go next? 🎢 In this episode, we break down our Top 5 destinations for ArieForce One and discuss which parks make the most sense based on their current coaster lineups, what each park needs, and where this RMC could make the biggest...
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Ranking the BEST Coasters in Ohio
Ohio is home to two of the biggest coaster destinations in the country — so what happens when we put their best rides head-to-head?In this episode of Coaster Wars, Ryan and Marcus rank the top roller coasters from Cedar Point and Kings Island to see which rides come out on top.We’re talking...
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We Ranked All 6 Parks From Our Coaster Road Trip
Ryan and Marcus finally sit down to rank all 6 parks from our coaster road trip — from worst to best. After visiting each park, riding the major coasters, experiencing the food, atmosphere, operations, and overall guest experience, it was time to put everything together and decide which parks...
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Remembering Dolly Parton, Disney News & More | Around the Track Ep. 2
We begin this episode of Around the Track on a much more somber note as we remember Dolly Parton, who passed away at the age of 80. Dolly’s impact extends far beyond music, and for theme park fans, her connection to Dollywood and the experiences built in the Smoky Mountains have made her an...
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We Ranked EVERY Coaster at Holiday World… Including the Water Coasters
Holiday World has one of the most unique coaster lineups around — especially when you include what’s waiting across the park at Splashin’ Safari.In this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, Ryan and Marcus rank EVERY coaster at Holiday World, from worst to best. And this time, we’re not stopping with...
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Which Six Flags 2027 Season Pass Is Best for You?
Six Flags has made some BIG changes to its season passes and add-ons for 2027 — so which pass is actually the best fit for you?In this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, Marcus breaks down the new **2027 Six Flags season pass lineup**, using Kings Island pricing as the example while covering changes...
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Our Holiday World Trip Didn’t Go as Planned… We Still Loved It
Holiday World continues to be one of the most memorable parks we visit—even when the day doesn’t go entirely according to plan.In this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, we recap our full July trip to Holiday World and Splashin’ Safari. We discuss our rides on the park’s coaster lineup, our time in...
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Is CANNONBALL! the Right Fit for Holiday World?
Holiday World has officially announced CANNONBALL!, the park's brand-new water coaster coming in 2027. But the bigger question is... is it the right fit for Holiday World?In this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, we're taking a closer look at CANNONBALL!'s layout, statistics, theming, and what it...
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The 10 Fastest Coasters at Cedar Point
Cedar Point is known for having one of the fastest roller coaster lineups in the world — but which coasters are actually the fastest?In this video, we’re counting down the Top 10 fastest roller coasters at Cedar Point based on published top speed. From classics like Magnum XL-200 and Gemini, to...
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Did We Get Florida’s Top 10 Roller Coasters Right?
Welcome to the very first episode of Coaster Wars! ⚔️In this new RollerCoaster Rants series, we’re traveling state by state to rank the best roller coasters and theme parks across the country. We kick things off in Florida, home to some of the world’s most iconic coasters.From Iron Gwazi and...
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$25 Million Later... Is Kentucky Kingdom Any Better?
Two years into Herschend Family Entertainment's investment in Kentucky Kingdom, we wanted to see for ourselves: Has the park actually improved?On this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, we break down our latest visit to Kentucky Kingdom after nearly $25 million in announced investments. From the...
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What Cedar Point Got Right (And Wrong) on Our First 2026 Visit
Cedar Point is finally back for the 2026 season, and after our first visit of the year, we have some thoughts.In this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, we're breaking down everything Cedar Point got RIGHT... and everything that still needs work.We discuss:🎢 Our first impressions of Siren's…
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How Much Time Does Cedar Point Fast Lane ACTUALLY Save?
Thinking about buying Fast Lane at Cedar Point, but not sure if it's worth the money?In this video, I break down everything you need to know about Cedar Point's Fast Lane and Fast Lane Plus system, including which rides are included, where the merge points are located, and how much time you can...
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Which Six Flags Pass & Add-Ons are ACTUALLY Worth It?
hinking about buying a Six Flags season pass but not sure which one is actually worth the money? In this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, we break down the Silver, Gold, and Prestige passes, along with the different add-ons and upgrades Six Flags offers for 2026. 🎢We talk through:• Which pass…
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The Next Coasters These Parks NEED to Build
What should the next major coaster or ride be at Cedar Point, Kings Island, Kentucky Kingdom, and Holiday World? 🎢In this episode of RollerCoaster Rants, we discuss what we think each park SHOULD build next based on their current coaster lineup, strengths, weaknesses, and what could help round…
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Why Do Kings Island & Cedar Point Feel Different?
After our first visits of the 2026 season to Kings Island — along with everything we saw from Cedar Point’s opening weekend — we started noticing something that felt… different.From operations and atmosphere to ride experiences and overall park quality, we discuss some of the changes we’ve...
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10 Things You NEED to Bring to an Amusement Park
Planning a trip to an amusement park? These are 10 things you NEED to bring to make your day smoother, more comfortable, and a lot more enjoyable. 🎢From extra socks and portable chargers to weather gear and essentials most people forget, we’re sharing what we personally bring based on our own…
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5 New Roller Coasters Coming in 2026 We Can’t Wait For
2026 is bringing some incredible new rides, and we’re breaking down the 5 we’re most excited for. 🎢 From massive thrill machines to unique new concepts, these upcoming rides have us counting down the days. ALL OF OUR RECOMMENDED GEAR:-Keep your phone CHARGED all day at the park (you'll NEED this...
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The Best Cedar Point Coasters Ranked…2026 Edition
It’s time for our updated 2026 rankings of every roller coaster at Cedar Point. From Steel Vengeance to Magnum XL-200, we’re breaking down where every ride stacks up after our latest visits to the park.Some of these rankings may have changed… and not everyone is going to agree.How would you rank...
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We Crowned the Best Rollercoaster in America… People Won’t Agree
64 coasters entered. Only one survived. After weeks of debate, we’ve crowned the best rollercoaster in America… and this one might spark some arguments. Do you agree with the winner? 🎢 📄 Download the bracket:https://we.tl/t-fEt8oxDwxqALL OF OUR RECOMMENDED GEAR:-Keep your phone CHARGED all day…
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The Round of 32 & Sweet 16 Got BRUTAL…
The bracket heats up. The Round of 32 and Sweet 16 are here… and some elite coasters don’t survive.Who’s moving on in Coaster Chaos? 🎢📄 Download the bracket:https://we.tl/t-fEt8oxDwxqALL OF OUR RECOMMENDED GEAR:-Keep your phone CHARGED all day at the park (you'll NEED this for the digital Fast...
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The Round of 64 Was Chaos… Some Big Names Go Home
The Round of 64 is here. 32 coasters are gone… and some of these results hurt.Follow along as Coaster Chaos continues. Who wins it all? 🎢ALL OF OUR RECOMMENDED COASTER GEAR:-Our GO-TO camera at parks that takes photo and video — Canon C50: https://amzn.to/4729svd-The cameras we use to film...
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We Used AI to Build the Ultimate Roller Coaster Bracket
Welcome to the first-ever Coaster Chaos tournament from Rollercoaster Rants! 🎢In this episode, we kick off our brand new bracket series by revealing the 64 roller coasters competing in the ultimate showdown.To build the bracket, we did something a little different…First, AI helped us compile a...
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Six Flags Sold 7 Parks… Here’s Our Reaction
ix Flags recently announced that seven parks will be sold to EPR Properties, with new operators expected to take over after the 2026 season. In this episode, Marcus and Ryan share their full reaction and thoughts on the announcement and what it could mean for the future of these parks and the…
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Ranking Every Kings Island Roller Coaster Entering 2026
As Kings Island heads into the 2026 season, we’re ranking every roller coaster in the park from top to bottom.From the top headliners to the family coasters that round out the lineup, we break down how each ride stacks up as we enter a new season. Has the order changed? Did any coasters rise or...
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2025 Was a Rollercoaster…Here's the Highs & Low
2025 truly took us for a ride. In this episode, we each break down our three biggest highs and three biggest lows from the year — from unforgettable moments to the challenges that tested us along the way. We also wrap things up by looking ahead and sharing what we’re most excited for in 2026 as…
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HoliWood Nights 2025 Recap: Voyage Trimless was INSANE!
We finally made it to HoliWood Nights 2025 — and it did NOT disappoint!In this episode of Rollercoaster Rants, we’re recapping our full experience at Holiday World’s annual coaster enthusiast event. From insane night rides on The Voyage, to back-to-back laps on Legend and Raven, HoliWood Nights...
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Cedar Point Opening Weekend was DISAPPOINTING
We were hyped for Cedar Point’s 2025 Opening Weekend… but things didn’t go quite as planned. 🎢🌧️ In this honest recap, we break down everything that went wrong—from unpredictable weather to questionable operations, and discuss why we left the park feeling underwhelmed again -- despite getting a...
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Ranking All 5 Roller Coasters at Kentucky Kingdom!
We’re back with another coaster ranking — and this time we’re taking on Kentucky Kingdom! 🎢 Join Ryan and Marcus from Rollercoaster Rants as we rank all five roller coasters at the park, from the best airtime machines to the rides that left us wanting a little more.We dive into what stood out...
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Top 10 Most Anticipated Roller Coasters of 2025: Our Must-Ride List!
Gear up for an exhilarating year as we dive into our top 10 most anticipated roller coasters opening in 2025! 🎢 Join Ryan and Marcus from Rollercoaster Rants as we explore the future of thrills and spills, highlighting upcoming rides that are set to redefine the amusement park landscape.From the...
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RANKING the BEST Rollercoasters at Holiday World!
Dive into our latest roller coaster adventure as we rank all six roller coasters at Holiday World from our least to most favorite! 🎢 Join us, Ryan and Marcus from Rollercoaster Rants, in this exciting exploration of one of Indiana's most beloved theme parks. In this video, we'll give you an...
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Kings Island's BEST Roller Coasters Ranked!
Get ready to debate as we rank the best roller coasters at Kings Island! From the tallest and fastest to the most intense and thrilling, we're counting down the top coasters at this Ohio amusement park. Whether you're a coaster enthusiast or just looking a casual roller coaster fan, this video is...
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Versus: Kentucky Kingdom vs Holiday World
Welcome back to another exciting episode of our 'Versus' series where we pit top amusement parks head-to-head to see which one offers the best overall experience. This time, it's Holiday World versus Kentucky Kingdom! 🎢🥇 Join us, Ryan and Marcus from Rollercoaster Rants, as we dive into a...
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Recapping 2024 - Our Top Parks, Coasters & Memories
2024 has been a wild ride, and we're excited to share our ultimate recap with you! Join us, Ryan and Marcus from Rollercoaster Rants, as we count down our top 3 amusement parks, top 3 rollercoasters, and top 3 memories from this incredible season. 🎢🌟 🏆 Top 3 Parks: Dive into the parks that…
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Versus: Cedar Point vs Kings Island
Welcome to the premiere episode of our exciting new 'Versus' series, where we pit the giants of the amusement park world against each other to see who reigns supreme! 🎢🥊 In our first episode, it’s a battle of Ohio's finest as Kings Island squares off against Cedar Point. Join us, Ryan and…
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Is Cedar Point OVERRATED?
Is Cedar Point really the roller coaster capital of the world, or is it all just hype? Join us in this provocative episode of Rollercoaster Rants as we dive deep into several key aspects of Cedar Point to see if it lives up to its towering reputation. 🎢🤔 We'll explore everything from the park's...
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Is Kentucky Kingdom worth the visit?
Join us on Rollercoaster Rants as we recap our recent visit to Kentucky Kingdom. 🎢 In this detailed review, we take you through our experiences on four different roller coasters and share our honest opinions on whether this park is worth a stop on your amusement park tour. During our trip, we...
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The Best of the Best: Our 2024 Top 10 Coaster Manufacturers! | Rollercoaster Rants
Join us on this thrilling episode of Rollercoaster Rants as we dive into the world of roller coaster manufacturing and reveal our picks for the top 10 coaster manufacturers of 2024! 🎢🏆 From industry giants known for their groundbreaking designs to innovative companies pushing the boundaries of...
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Who Won Big? Unpacking the Golden Ticket Awards | Rollercoaster Rants
Dive into the thrill of the Golden Ticket Awards with us on this episode of Rollercoaster Rants! 🎢🏆 We're unpacking all the highs and surprises from Amusement Today's latest round of accolades. From the best roller coasters and theme parks to standout water rides, find out who clinched the top...
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Cedar Point Roller Coasters RANKED: Our Reviews & Surprises!
Welcome to our deep dive into Cedar Point, the roller coaster capital of the world! Located in Sandusky, Ohio, this legendary amusement park boasts a record-breaking number of coasters and continues to thrill millions of visitors each year. Join us, Ryan and Marcus of Rollercoaster Rants, as we...
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CEDAR POINT'S NEW RECORD BREAKING COASTER | Siren's Curse Coming 2025
Dare to face the Siren's Curse at Cedar Point! Coming in 2025, North America's tallest, longest, and fastest tilt coaster draws its theme from the chilling legends of Lake Erie's mysterious sirens. These mythical creatures, renowned for their seductive songs that doomed sailors, are surfacing to...
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Top Cedar Point Coasters We Can't Wait to Ride: Which One Takes the Top Spot? | Episode 4
In Episode 4 of Rollercoaster Rants, we dive into our most anticipated rides at Cedar Point! With fresh eyes and seasoned insights, we break down which coasters top our list. Whether you've been a dozen times or it's been a decade, join us as we share our excitement and predictions. Who will take...
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Kings Island Breakdown: The Great, The Good, and The Ugly | Rollercoaster Rants
In Episode 3 of Rollercoaster Rants, we dive into the highs, lows, and surprises of Kings Island. From top-tier thrills to moments that missed the mark, we’re giving you the full rundown of The Great, The Good, and The Ugly of this iconic park. Tune in to see how your favorite coasters stack up!
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The Great, the Good, and the Ugly: Our Unfiltered Take on Holiday World | Rollercoaster Rants Episode 2
In this episode of Rollercoaster Rants, Ryan & Marcus dive deep into their Holiday World experience, breaking down the highs, lows, and everything in between. From jaw-dropping coasters to the not-so-thrilling surprises, we’re sharing our unfiltered thoughts on what makes this park great, what...
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Rollercoaster Rants: Ranking Every Ride at Holiday World & Kings Island | Episode 1
After two action-packed days and 17 different coasters at Holiday World & Kings Island, Ryan & Marcus are ready to share their personal rankings of the top thrills each park has to offer. Tune in to Episode 1 of Rollercoaster Rants for our take on these world-class rides!
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Welcome to Rollercoaster Rants, where Ryan & Marcus dive into the wild world of theme parks and roller coasters. From ranking the top rides to sharing thrilling park experiences, each episode brings you along for the ride. Whether you’re a coaster enthusiast or just love a good thrill, this is the place to hear our unfiltered takes and personal favorites. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!https://linktr.ee/rollercoasterrants
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