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Satansplain
by Bill M.
Satanism talk with Church of Satan Magister Bill M.
Episodes
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Satansplain #126 - The Myth of Human Rights
A look at the concept of "human rights" and some of the all too-often unquestioned dogma that goes along with that. Also responses to listener mail on topics including self-sacrifice and leadership, and some amusing Satanic anecdotes. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support...
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Satansplain #125 - Greater Magic and Satanic Ritual (2016)
Hear a long-lost 2016 recording of a discussion on Greater Magic, answering questions and addressing misconceptions of Satanic ritual and how the Satanic concept of magic fits within an atheistic worldview. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:51 -...
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Satansplain #124 - Why a "Free" Satanic Bible is Unsatanic
Hear why a free Satanic Bible is, ironically, unsatanic. Also hear talk about Satanically-relevant trademarks and copyrights, and one particularly ridiculous conspiracy theory regarding Dolly Parton. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support Original 2014 article:...
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Satansplain #123 - Life, Death, and Grief (part 2)
After covering what Satanism has to say about life and death in part 1, part 2 continues with a deeper dive into the topic of dealing with death and grief. About the show: https://satansplain.com Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 01:12 - Overview,...
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Satansplain #122 - Life, Death, and Grief (part 1)
Presenting part 1 of a 2-part set of episodes on life, death, and grief. We'll look at how Satanism particularly views the phenomenon of death, from views on the afterlife, to Satanic funerals, to dealing with the death of those around us. About the show: https://satansplain.com Support...
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Satansplain #121 - Bible in Texas Schools, Citizen Vigilante, "Move and Appear"
A third-side look at the recent news story about the Texas Board of Education allegedly forcing Bible study. Also, a Satanic review of the 2026 movie Citizen Vigilante, and the origins of the Satanic ritual phrase, "Move and appear". About the show: https://satansplain.com Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #120 - 1970 Church of Satan article from McCall's magazine
No, Anton LaVey did not refer to Satanism as a "new conservative movement" in a 1970 issue of McCall's magazine, as some liars claim. But we'll take a full look at that long lost article anyway, showcasing one of many journalist's entertaining reports from the early years of the Church of Satan....
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Satansplain #118 - Reflecting on 6/6/06 (Church of Satan High Mass)
A look back at the infamous Church of Satan High Mass, held on 6/6/06. Hear shared memories of that night, related events, and the more general nature of actual Satanic gatherings. 00:00 - Intro 01:24 - Reminder: Satanism is not a congregational religion 03:22 - But Satanists do sometimes get...
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Satansplain #117 - "Satanic Prayer" Lunacy
Are actual Satanists giving prayers to the Devil in government meetings?!? Are certain voters possessed by literal demons?!? The answer to both questions is of course is no. Hear about one lunatic who thinks otherwise, along with equally delusional trolls who help confirm his paranoia, and some...
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Satansplain #116 - "No, You're Not Entitled to Your Opinion"
A look at the modern sacred cow of opinion entitlement and its poor justification for faulty thinking and solipsism. Also, the surprising Satanic merits of the classic comedy film "Ferris Bueller's Day Off", plus some anecdotes from fellow Satanists on when their Satanism being detected or...
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Satansplain #115 - Church of Satan's 60th Anniversary
Happy 60th anniversary to the Church of Satan! Hear some Church of Satan history, how and when members get together, the anniversary celebrations, why we don't use grottos, and some trivia about the hidden track on the Satanic Mass album. Support Satansplain…
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Satansplain #114 - Satanism "evolution" demands from the unevolved
Satansplain gives answers to questions on the vague demands for Satanism to "evolve". Also Satanic films, the mistake of equating structure with conformity, and some stories from fellow Satanists on putting personal desires above counterproductive pride. Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #113 - Satanism and Atheism FAQ
The Church of Satan's FAQ has been expanded with the frequently asked questions (and answers) concerning Satanism and atheism. A comprehensive essay is also now available. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support Church of Satan FAQ on atheism:...
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Satansplain #112 - Spring, Sigils, Victims, and Solipsism
As the Church of Satan approaches its diamond year anniversary, a new stylized rendering of the Sigil of Baphomet is presented. Hear more about the sigil, equinoxes, the false notion of Satanic victims, and some odd listener mail. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support More…
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Satansplain #111 - "Why Are You A Satanist?" and online drama
"Why are you a Satanist? It's a good question to ask yourself from time to time." We'll explore Magistra Blanche Barton's essay which opens with this line, along with "Satanism discussion" forums that don't have much in the way of Satanists nor discussion, and finding ones which do. Support...
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Satansplain #110 - Satanic holiday rituals, fake pages, advice for young Satanists
Answering emails regarding fake "Church of Satan" pages, Satanic rituals for equinoxes and solstices, weirdos obsessed with Anton LaVey's ethnicity, and advice for young Satanists. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support Youth Communique:...
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Satansplain #109 - Adapting "The Satanic Rituals" for Solitary Use; Enochian Keys
"The Satanic Rituals" (Anton LaVey's 1972 companion book to "The Satanic Bible"), presents many group rituals for Satanists. These rituals can however be adopted for solitary use as well. This episode also addresses some misconceptions regarding the role of ritual in Satanism, and answering...
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Satansplain #108 - Satanic Music
What constitutes "Satanic music"? It's certainly not all about heavy metal. But in this episode, we'll explore why people make that association, along with many other Satanic angles to the topic of music, and also share some relevant writings from Anton Szandor LaVey. Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #107 - Greater Magic, Satanic Sin 9, Mixed Marriages, and the Myth of Satanic Denominations
Satansplain answers questions about greater magic, Satanic Sin #9, relationships with non-Satanists, and the myth of Satanic "denominations". Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 02:42 - Satanecdote: Getting a synthesizer 08:24 - We don't spell "magic" with a...
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Satansplain #106 - The Nine Satanic Sins (part 2)
Satansplain continues the exploration of the 9 Satanic Sins. Here in part 2, sins number 4 through 9 will be examined. The Nine Satanic Sins: https://churchofsatan.com/nine-satanic-sins/ Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 01:27 - Satanic Sin #4: Self-deceit...
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Satansplain #105 - The 9 Satanic Sins (part 1)
Satansplain presents a look at the 9 Satanic Sins. Here in part 1, we'll learn where the list comes from, why the list is part of Satanism, and an examination of sins number 1, 2, and 3. The 9 Sins: https://churchofsatan.com/nine-satanic-sins/ Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #104 - On Rage Bait and Selective Debate (Lisa Barlow, LibsofTikTok)
"The only proper response to them is no response!" Or is it? A look into selective debate engagement and the people who fear it. Also, two recent examples of channels desperate to name-drop the Church of Satan for rage bait, and the end result. Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #103 - Yes, We Have No Occultism
Satansplain #103 - Yes, We Have No Occultism A look at the essay, "Yes, We Have No Occultism", distinguishing Satanism from the occult religions. Also a Satanic anecdote about non-Satanists and Satanists at a Halloween concert, plus answers to questions about goodguy badges, life and death, and...
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Satansplain #102 - Satanic ritual, werewolves and demon(izing) people
Demons and werewolves on Halloween! Answering listener questions about Satanic ritual, Anton LaVey's essay on lycanthropy, and the human need to "demonize" selected people. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 00:57 - Halloween and the importance of dedicated...
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Satansplain #101 - Mary Rooke's conspiracy theories and the "racist" Anton LaVey clip
Right-wing Christian journalist Mary Brooke tries quoting Satansplain for her wild conspiracy theories about Satanism, furries, and Charlie Kirk. Meanwhile, equally annoying left-wing people are throwing fits over a politically incorrect video of Anton LaVey. Satansplain addresses both, along…
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Satansplain #100 - A talk with Magus Peter H. Gilmore
In celebration of 100 episodes of Satansplain, Magister Bill sits down for a discussion with the Church of Satan High Priest himself, Magus Peter H. Gilmore. A variety of topics are covered, including Satanic ritual, supernatural versus supernormal, Anton LaVey's atheism, conspiracy theories…
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Satansplain #099 - A Satanist Reflects on Charlie Kirk
Many people have been mourning the death of Charlie Kirk while others have been celebrating it. But perhaps there are some Satanic third side views to consider. Hear one Satanist's thoughts on Charlie Kirk and the impact of his assassination, along with a necessary recap on politics and Satanism....
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Satansplain #098 - Elon Musk, A.I., and the life of Anton LaVey
Satansplain responds to listener mail on a variety of topics, including a Satanic look at Elon Musk, the power of A.I., the books The Satanic Witch and The Satanic Warlock, joining the Church of Satan, and also dealing with morons bent on "disproving" Anton LaVey's biography. Plus, a Satanic...
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Satansplain #097 - The Absence of Evidence ("Satanism" before 1966)
Is there any actual evidence of a religion calling itself Satanism before the Church of Satan? We'll look at one Satanist's undercover journey to find such evidence from the people who insist it exists. Buy Warlock William Tull's horror anthology, "Cannibalia: A Feast of Horror and Suspense":...
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Satansplain #096 - The lame "M.A.G.A.=Maga" conspiracy theory, celebrity idolatry
Satansplain addresses the incredibly lame and desperate Christian trolling attempt at equating "M.A.G.A." and "Maga". Also some Satanic thoughts on the recent deaths of entertainers Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan, and Tom Lehrer, as well as "idols" in general. Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #095 - Ritual-aided accomplishments and insane messages
Hear a Satanic anecdote on ritual-aided success, the importance of long-term indulgence, and cautions against self-limiting actions people often opt for. Also, dissecting a series of messages from a "Satanic organization" founder who had attempted to satansplain Enochian to Satansplain. Support...
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Satansplain #094 - Christian Conspiracy Theorist Prank Call, "When Words Collide"
With Satanists interacting with Satanists in this day and age of internet tribalism, we'll take a look at the essay "When Words Collide" by Church of Satan High Priest Peter H. Gilmore. Also answering listener mail about lesser and greater magic, plus Magister Bill's prank call recording on a...
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Satansplain #093 - Listener mail, "On Parties and Party"
Hear answers to listener mail on a variety of topics, including Satanic ritual, translations of Satanic works, Church of Satan membership, expectations on meeting fellow Satanists, and finishing with a related essay, "On Parties and Party". Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #092 - "What To Do When Empathy is a Sin"
Bill shares his thoughts on the Church of Satan article "What To Do When Empathy is a Sin", as somebody who actually read it beyond the headline, along with an email from somebody who seemingly did not. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 01:36 - Reminder:...
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Satansplain #091 - Satanic ritual, success, Siths, and learning
Magister Bill responds to your questions about Satanic success, the construction of Satanic rituals, joining the Church of Satan, a Satanic look at Star Wars "Sith" mythology, and the impact over the years that technology has had on learning Satanism itself. Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #090 - Satanism and Racialism (accusations of Naziism/Zionism, part 3)
Part 3 continues on the same theme as the previous two episodes of Satansplain (accusations of Satanists being Nazis or even Zionists), this time with a critical look at Satanism vs. racialism. Support Satansplain: https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 03:55 - Godwin's Law, et al...
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Satansplain #089 - Fascism and Zionism accusations (part 2)
While some idiots accuse Satanists of being "Nazi fascists, other idiots even accuse Satanists of being "Talmudic Jews". This episode picks up where the previous episode left off, with a further examine of these absurdities as well as a look at "The Fascism Question". Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #088 - Fascism and Zionism accusations (part 1)
Sometimes Satanists get accused of being Nazi fascists. Other times, we're getting accused of being Jewish Zionists. These accusations can't both be right, but they can both be wrong. Hear part 1 of a multi-part episode on The Fascism Question and related topics. Support Satansplain:...
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Satansplain #087 - "Mr. Satan", 12-step programs, Church of Satan in the media & Google
A man was arrested for publicly threatening an assassination, and apparently the only connection with Satanism is his online name. But that probably won't stop people from asking us about it, so Bill offers his thoughts on the story. Also, answering listener questions on Church of Satan media...
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Satansplain #086 - Ten Commandments in Schools
American schools are being forced to display the Ten Commandments in the classroom! It's a complete takeover by Christian nationalists! Or is it? Join me in deep examination of a selected sensationalist news headline, as we separate fact from fiction, and explore a Satanic third side with…
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Satansplain #085 - The Goodguy Badge
Everybody wants to be seen as "the good guy". In this episode of Satansplain, we'll look at Anton LaVey's essay, "The Goodguy Badge", what this Satanic concept means, and the various sellers of this badge of self-righteousness. Perhaps it's a lesson more applicable today than ever before. Support...
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Satansplain #084 - Debunking the "Last words of Anton LaVey" deathbed hoax
Despite having no basis in fact, Christians still repeat unfounded lies about Anton LaVey's supposed "final words". In this episode of Satansplain, we'll examine and debunk the Anton LaVey deathbed recant hoax. Also, answering listener mail about Satanists in the military and the notion of an...
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Satansplain #083 - Listener Mail (ritual, The Satanic Witch, George Carlin, Intellectual Black Holes)
Satansplain responds to mail from the listeners, including such topics as: Satanic ritual, The Satanic Witch, George Carlin, intellectual black holes, the fight against Satanic misinformation, and why I do what I do. https://satansplain.locals.com/support 00:00 - Intro 01:24 - Using paper in…
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Satansplain #082 - The Satanic Rituals, part 3
In this third and final part of an in-depth look at Anton LaVey's "The Satanic Rituals", we'll cover the remainder of the book's content. Join Satansplain in exploring the Satanic utilization of baptisms, the dark mythology of Russian paganism, Germanic science-fiction cinema, rituals in the age…
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Satansplain #081 - The Satanic Rituals (part 2 of 3)
In this second part of a 3-episode exploration of The Satanic Rituals, hear a closer examination of the book's extensive introductions, plus the infamous Black Mass, "Masonic" ceremony mysteries tracing back to the Knight's Templar, the Islamic-condemning rituals of the Yazidis, and the…
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Satansplain #080 - The Satanic Rituals (part 1 of 3)
In 1972, Anton Szandor LaVey released The Satanic Rituals, the companion book to The Satanic Bible. Yet it seems to be the one book of LaVey's which Satanists often pay the least attention to. Satansplain presents a 3-episode exploration of The Satanic Rituals. Part 1 starts with a preliminary...
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Satansplain #079 - Vampires and commies and Satanists, oh my!
Answering listener mail about Satanism and communism, as well as about Temple of the Vampire. This calls for some clarification on the difference between Church of Satan policy and individual Church of Satan member opinion, and why correcting misinformation is not the same as dictating behavior....
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Satansplain #078 - ECI and The Combination Lock Principle
Exploring ECI (Erotic Crystallization Inertia) and The Combination Lock Principle -- two Satanic concepts from "The Devil's Notebook" and their importance to Satanists. 00:00 - Intro 02:02 - About "The Devil's Notebook" and LaVey's other books 05:00 - Why ECI is Satanic 06:48 - Erotic...
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Satansplain #077 - Satanic Rule of the Earth #10 (Satanists Don't Sacrifice Animals)
Contrary to what Christian propaganda claims, animal sacrifice is NOT part of Satanism. We'll explore rule number 10 of the 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth and what it means for Satanists in this episode of Satansplain. 00:00 - Intro 00:51 - Thanksgiving, Gluttony and Sloth 05:05 - Things worth...
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Satansplain #076 - Envy, Anger, and Satanic Statement 3
Envy and anger: two of the so-called "seven deadly sins", but gratifying virtues for the Satanist when played correctly. Also, exploring the meaning of Satanic Statement #3. 00:00 - Intro 00:58 - The value of reviewing the basics 02:24 - Satanic Statement #3, and when "self-deceit" is not really...
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