Scarves Around The Funnel

Mark is joined by Scott and Joel to look ahead to season 2026/27 and make their predictions for the new campaign. Music: Yeah by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Mark and Scott discuss the problems for Hearts in Austria against Sturm Graz on Tuesday, and try to find solutions for them. Music: Yeah by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Mark and Scott provide immediate reaction to a damaging night for Hearts in Europe, going down 4-0 to Sturm Graz in Austria in the second qualifying round of the Champions […]

Mark and Scott look ahead to Hearts returning to the Champions League qualifying rounds for the first time in 20 years, ahead of Tuesday’s first leg in Graz. Music: Yeah by […]

Mark pays tribute to Craig Gordon after the Hearts goalkeeper announced his retirement from football after a 25-year career at the top level. Music: Yeah by Shane Ivers – https://www.silvermansound.com

Mark is joined by father and son, Dan & Archie, from Sturm Graz UK Fans Twitter account to preview the Champions League qualifier between Sturm Graz and Hearts. Music: Yeah by […]

Mark and Scott discuss the departure of Cammy Devlin to Rangers, and talk about who would best replace the Australian midfielder in the Hearts midfield. Music: Yeah by Shane Ivers – […]

Mark is joined by Scott and Joel to preview the new season and take some of your questions as Hearts prepare to return from the summer break. Music: Yeah by Shane […]

Mark is joined by Belgian football commentator Will Downing, to discuss what kind of impact new boss Wouter Vrancken could have at Hearts. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]

Mark and Joel Sked discuss Wouter Vrancken, the two-time Manager of the Year in Belgium, who looks like he may be on his way to Tynecastle to replace Derek McInnes. […]

Mark, Scott and Joel Sked discuss the impending departure Derek McInnes and who could potentially replace him as Hearts Head Coach. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss the new Hearts strip ahead of the 2026/27 season and also some of the World Cup kits ahead of this summer’s tournament. Sponsored by […]

Mark and Scott provide reaction to the most recent Scottish Football VAR review show, after Willie Collum discussed the controversial decisions towards the end of the Premiership season. Sponsored by […]

Mark and Scott give their thoughts on Lawrence Shankland’s departure from Hearts, look ahead to the European adventure beginning in either Austria or Turkey, and review a fantastic season for […]

Immediate reaction from Mark Donaldson as Hearts win the SWPL title for the first time. Also brief mention of the news that Lawrence Shankland is on the verge of swapping […]

Mark, Scott, Laurie and Joel Sked discuss the defeat to Celtic that ended Hearts’ title hopes on a dramatic day in Glasgow. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

Immediate reaction from Mark Donaldson as Hearts lost 3-1 at Celtic Park on the final day of the Premiership season. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: […]

Mark and Scott discuss the 3-0 victory for Hearts against Falkirk, and the controversial game at Fir Park between Motherwell and Celtic, before looking ahead to the title decider in […]

Mark and Laurie are joined by Joel Sked of Hearts Standard to discuss the 1-1 draw with Motherwell at Fir Park, and look ahead to the huge game against Falkirk […]

Immediate reaction from Mark Donaldson as Hearts draw 1-1 with Motherwell in a controversial match at Fir Park. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: Higher Up […]

Mark, Scott and Laurie discuss the 2-1 victory over Rangers at Tynecastle and look ahead to this weekend’s match against Motherwell. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]

Mark, Scott, Laurie and Ryan are reunited to discuss the derby win over Hibs at Easter Road and look ahead to the huge game against Rangers at Tynecastle. Sponsored by […]

Immediate reaction from Mark Donaldson as Hearts win the Edinburgh derby at Easter Road to extend their lead at the top of the Scottish Premiership. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Mark & Scott are joined by Ewan Murray to discuss the upcoming Edinburgh derby against Hibs, and there is also a special guest appearance from Hearts Head Coach Derek McInnes. […]

Mark is joined by Joel Sked and Liam Corbett for episode 400, as the lads discuss the win over Motherwell and look ahead to the rest of the season ahead […]

Immediate reaction from Mark Donaldson as Hearts come back from a goal down to win 3-1 against Motherwell at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: […]

Mark & Scott discuss the disappointing 2-2 draw with Livingston and look ahead to this weekend’s match against Motherwell at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) […]

Immediate reaction from Mark Donaldson as Hearts drop two vital points in the title race after failing to beat bottom of the table Livingston. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Mark is joined by Liam Corbett of This Is My Story Podcast to preview Livingston against Hearts this weekend, and the title run in. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald […]

Mark is joined by Ryan to preview the upcoming match between Livingston and Hearts this weekend, with Ryan providing the view from the opposition ahead of the game in West […]

Mark & Laurie discuss the 1-0 victory over Dundee at Tynecastle, Hearts’ title chances with 7 games to go and look back at a dismal night in the Highlands 5 […]

Mark is joined by Foundation of Hearts Chairman Gerry Mallon, to preview Saturday’s Foundation Day at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: Higher Up by […]

Mark & Scott are joined by Joel Sked, Editor of Hearts Standard, to look back at Hearts’ defeat to Kilmarnock before previewing this weekend’s match against Dundee at Tynecastle. Sponsored […]

Paul Mitchell and Grant Young discuss retro shirts and also favourite football shirts to take on holiday. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd (www.fhmcdsigns.co.uk) Music: Higher Up by […]

Mark & Scott are joined by singer Colin Chisholm, whose performance of The Hearts Song at Tynecastle before the recent game against Aberdeen earned him rave reviews. The boys also […]

Mark & Scott discuss the 1-0 victory for Hearts over Aberdeen at Tynecastle, extending the lead at the top of the Premiership. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

Mark gives an immediate reaction to Hearts’ 1-0 win over Aberdeen at Tynecastle, as Hearts extended their lead at the top of the Premiership table. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Looking ahead to Hearts against Aberdeen this weekend with a view from the opposition camp, Mark is joined by BBC Radio Scotland legend – and huge Dons fan – Mr. […]

Mark & Ewan Murray discuss the 1-0 victory for Hearts over Falkirk at Tynecastle, before being joined by Ryan McGowan to discuss the Livingston draw with Rangers. Sponsored by Forrest […]

Mark gives an immediate reaction to Hearts’ 1-0 win over Falkirk at Tynecastle, as Hearts extended their lead at the top of the Premiership table (for 24 hours at least). […]

Mark & Scott discuss the 4-2 defeat to Rangers at Ibrox, before looking ahead to this weekend’s clash with Falkirk at Tynecastle. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]

Mark & Scott discuss the Edinburgh Derby win against Hibs, before looking ahead to the massive game at Ibrox against Rangers on Sunday. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs […]

Mark gives an immediate reaction to Hearts 1-0 win over Hibs in the Edinburgh Derby at Tynecastle, to go 6 points clear at the top of the Premiership. Sponsored by […]

Mark, Laurie & Ewan Murray preview the upcoming Edinburgh Derby at Tynecastle against Hibs, & also discuss the futures of James Wilson & Beni Baningime. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & […]

Mark & Scott discuss the 3-0 win at Tannadice over Dundee United, the transfer window dealings in 2026 and 20 years ago, as well as looking ahead to Tuesday’s match […]

Mark, Scott & Laurie discuss the 2-2 draw between Hearts and Celtic at Tynecastle, before looking ahead to this weekend’s match against Dundee United at Tannadice. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn […]

Mark & Scott are joined by Iain Mercer, to discuss Hearts’ exit to Falkirk in the Scottish Cup at Tynecastle and remember Iain’s father, the great Wallace Mercer. Sponsored by […]

Mark, Scott & Laurie discuss the 1-0 win over Dundee at Dens Park, Craig Gordon doing vintage Craig Gordon things at 43 and look ahead to the St Mirren game […]

Mark & Scott are joined by Ryan to discuss Hearts’ 1-0 victory over Livingston at Tynecastle and look ahead to the upcoming game against Dundee at Dens Park. Sponsored by […]

Mark & Scott are joined by Stuart Lovell to analyse Hearts’ 3-2 defeat to Hibs in the Edinburgh Derby at Easter Road. Sponsored by Forrest Hepburn & McDonald Signs Ltd […]