All Episodes
Scarves Around The Funnel — 321 episodes
Episode 417 – Prediction Time 2026/27
Episode 416 – Pick Up The Pieces
SATF On the Whistle: Sturm Graz 4-0 Hearts
Episode 415 – Champions League Preview
SATF EXTRA – Craig Gordon Special
Episode 414 – Schnitzelsemmel & Beer
Episode 413 – Birthday Caird Pish
Episode 412 – New Beginnings
Episode 411 – Getting To Know The New Boss
Episode 410 – Who Is Wouter Vrancken?
Episode 409 – Moving On
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 17
Episode 408 – Collum’s Contradictions
Episode 407 – A Boot in the Baws
SATF On the Whistle: SWPL Champions & Shankland Latest
Episode 406 – Defeat, Deflation, Defiance
SATF On the Whistle: Celtic 3-1 Hearts
Episode 405 – Pandemonium
Episode 404 – Still Ichiban
SATF On the Whistle: Motherwell 1-1 Hearts
Episode 403 – Keep Believing
Episode 402 – The Boys are Back in Town
SATF On the Whistle: Hibs 1-2 Hearts
Episode 401 – Derek McInnes Exclusive Interview
Episode 400 – Quadricentennial
SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 3-1 Motherwell
Episode 399 – Horseshoe of Death
SATF On the Whistle: Livingston 2-2 Hearts
Episode 398 – Seven [Thousand] Nation Army
Episode 397 – Friend or Foe?
Episode 396 – From Brora to Braga
Episode 395 (SATF EXTRA) – Foundation of Hearts update
Episode 394 – Take the Initiative
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 16
Episode 393 – Bilbo Baggins
Episode 392 – Chunky Chicken Champions
SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 1-0 Aberdeen
SATF: The Rivals – Richard Gordon
Episode 391 – Good Saturday, Beautiful Sunday
SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 1-0 Falkirk
Episode 390 – Bouncing Back
Episode 389 – Nothing To Fear
SATF On the Whistle: Hearts 1-0 Hibs
SATF 388 – On The Fence
SATF 387 – Thru The Window
SATF 386 – Trusty the Process
SATF 385 – Remembering Wallace Mercer – 20 years on
SATF 384 – Craig f****** Gordon
SATF 383 – KL 927 – flight status: ARRIVED
Episode 382 – Bump In The Road
Episode 381 – We Shall Not Be Moved
Episode 380 – In and out and all three points
Episode 379 – Oisin Colour Scene
Episode 378 – Bigger Picture
Episode 377 – Three Stars
Episode 376 – Sliding Doors
Episode 375 – Matchday Experience
Episode 374 – Friday Night Club
SATF 373 – The Gorgie Ghostwriter
SATF 372 – Snake Hips
SATF 371 – Dare To Dream (Part 2)
SATF 371 – Dare To Dream (Part 1)
SATF 370 – We Shall Not Be Moved
SATF 369 – The Clean Sweep Award Goes To…
SATF 368 – Auld Alliance (Part Deux)
SATF 368 – Auld Alliance (Part Un)
SATF 367 – HALKADELIC
SATF 366 – So Mark De Vries-y
SATF 365 – The Jim Jefferies Trilogy (Part 3)
SATF 365 – The Jim Jefferies Trilogy (Part 2)
SATF 365 – The Jim Jefferies Trilogy (Part 1)
SATF 364 – 4052 days
SATF 363 – Shart of Midlothian
Episode 362 – Kyzi Peasy
Episode 361 – Don’t Call it a Comeback
Episode 360 – Just A Blip??
Episode 359 – Beautiful Sunday
Episode 358 – A Bloom-ing Good Start
Episode 357 – Under Starter’s Orders
Episode 356 (SATF EXTRA) – Craig Gordon exclusive interview
Episode 355 – 9/10
Episode 354 – Prediction Time
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 15
Episode 353 – Men for all Seasons
Episode 352 – The Derek Knight Rises
Episode 351 – The Derek Knight
Episode 350 – Prohibitive Parameters
Episode 349 – 192 Days
Episode 348 – Making a Statement
Episode 347 – Patience Wearing Thin
Episode 346 – Clutching at Straws
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 14
Episode 345 – Trust Me, I’m a Trophy
Episode 344 – When we’re afloat, on some big sub
Episode 343 – Three’s Company
Episode 342 – Flying Solo
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 13
Episode 341 – Outfought & Out-thought
Episode 340 – Shabangu
Episode 339 – Diamonds are Forever
Episode 338 – Name in the Hat
Episode 337 – Let’s Talk About Six
Episode 336 – Jet Set Willie
Episode 335 – Reinforcing Foundations
Episode 334 – Introverted Wingers
Episode 333 – Rocket Man
Episode 332 – Home (Win) Alone
Episode 331 – Discomfort Blanket
Episode 330 – From Brockville to Bondage
Episode 329 – The ‘R’ Word
Episode 328 – Make Some Noise (FCK v HMFC)
Episode 327 – Theatre of Nightmares
Episode 326 – Makeshift Backlines
Episode 325 – Make Some Noise (CBKSV v HMFC)
Episode 324 – Bada Bing, Bada Brugge
Episode 323 – My Three Dads
Episode 322 – Toothless at Ibrox
Episode 321- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCH)
Episode 320 – King of the Inswingers
Episode 319 – Ship Up or Shape Out
Episode 318 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v ACON)
Episode 317 – Four, four, ****ing two
Episode 316 – Whelmed
Episode 315 – The Derek Knight Rises
Episode 314 – Make Some Noise (Liam Fox & The Rising of the Phoenix)
Episode 313 – Liam Fox & The Shining of Karakum
Episode 312 – We’ll Be There For You
Episode 311 (SATF EXTRA) – Naismith Departs Tynecastle
Episode 310 – Let’s not talk about Willie(s)
Episode 309 – Pleasantly Surprised
Episode 308 – Groundhog Day (again)
Episode 307- Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCVP)
Episode 306 – Look Back in Anger
Episode 305- Make Some Noise (FCVP v HMFC)
Episode 304 – Utility Man
Episode 303 – Ultra Dad
Episode 302 – Taylor’s Swift
Episode 301 – Here For a Good Time
Episode 300 – Reflection Section
Episode 299 – A Flock Of Seagulls
Episode 298 – The End is Near
Episode 297 – Sakérita
Episode 296 – You Spin My Head Right Round
Episode 295 – Don’t Stop the Party
Episode 294 – Home and Away
Episode 293 – Over the Mount Florida Rainbow
Episode 292 – Japanese Boy(s)
Episode 291 – You Win Again (a)
Episode 290 – Shop Local
Episode 289 – Shakin’ off the Blues
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 12
Episode 288 – Keep On Running
Episode 287 – Monday Night Fever
Episode 286 – Moving Through the Gears
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 11
Episode 285 – Bring the Bounce Back
Episode 284 – Farts, Farts, Glorious Farts
Episode 283 – He’s Electric
Episode 282 – The Jimmy Sandison Derby
Episode 281 – That’s a Trivela
Episode 280 – Maroon Typhoon
Episode 279 – Maroon Monday
Episode 278 – No Quiz, No Cry
Episode 277 – Squad Assessment
Episode 276 – By the Forrest of Babylon
Episode 275 – Perfect Moment
SATF EXTRA – Christmas Quiz 2023
Episode 274 – Perfect Day
Episode 273 – Yeah but, no but…
Episode 272 – Ac-KENT-Tchu-Ate The Positive
Episode 271 – From Pilton to Lebanon
Episode 270- Who Am I?
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 10
Episode 269 – 2 out of 3 IS bad
Episode 268 – Trust the Process?
Episode 267 – Red Haring
Episode 266 – When the Going Gets Tough
Episode 265 – The Fab Four (Man-Shaft)
Episode 264 – Lose Yourself (a 2-0 lead)
Episode 263 – Oh Deer
Episode 262 – Bundle of Joy
Episode 261 – One Step at a Time
Episode 260 – Beacon of Nope
Episode 259 – Rearranging the Deck Chairs
Episode 258 – Make Some Noise (PAOK v HMFC)
Episode 257 – Been Here Before
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 9
Episode 256 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v PAOK)
Episode 255 – Op-shuns
Episode 254 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v RBK)
Episode 253 – Gerontocracy (no more)
Episode 252 – Make Some Noise (RBK v HMFC)
Episode 251 – Upbeat & Optimistic
Episode 250 – Superhuman (Extended Episode feat. Craig Gordon)
Episode 249 – Behind Closed Doors
Episode 248 – Thud & Blunder
SATF EXTRA – Lee McGregor
Episode 247 – New Season, No Signings
Episode 246 – End Credits
Episode 245 – Let’s Get Ready to Rumble
Episode 244 – Not Over Yet
Episode 243 – Win or Bust
Episode 242 – (Un)Clear & (Not)Obvious
Episode 241 – The Promise of Youth
Episode 240 – The Joy of Six
Episode 239 – Spoiler Alert
Episode 238 – Time To Move On
Episode 237 – Misery Loves Company
Episode 236 – Meritorious
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 8
Episode 235 – Ant & Dick
Episode 234 – Crisis Talks
Episode 233 – The Need for Progress
Episode 232 – Fantasists & Optimists
Episode 231 – Take a Shot for Me
Episode 230 – System Error
Episode 229 – We Always Do
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 7
Episode 228 – The Jobby Squad
Episode 227 – Go For It
Episode 226 – Toby Sibbick (I’ll love you ’til my heart breaks)
SATF EXTRA – Derby Preview (Scottish Cup 4th Round)
Episode 225 – Louis Vuitton & a Cigarette
Episode 224 – Local Hero
SATF EXTRA – Best of 2022
Episode 223- Humped
Episode 222 – Marshmallow May
Episode 221 – What I Know Now (Gary Wales Part 2)
Episode 220 – Better With Age (Gary Wales Part 1)
Episode 219 – Cold, Cold Hearts
Episode 218 – Rumpuses
Episode 217 – How Now Brown Trout
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 6
Episode 216 – Dream Big
Episode 215 – From the OC to APP
Episode 214 – Lane Discipline
Episode 213 – Patience (again)
Episode 212 – Gorgie Fish Bar
Episode 211 – Spin the Wheel
Episode 210 – No Hope or Expectation
Episode 209 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v ACFF)
Episode 208 – Blind Optimism
Episode 207 – No Idle Talk #1
Episode 206 – Foundations for the Future (Gary Mackay Part 2)
Episode 205 – From the Heart (Gary Mackay Part 1)
Episode 204 – Make Some Noise (RFS v HMFC)
Episode 203 – Honey Beer Supernova
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 5
Episode 202 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v IBFK)
Episode 201 – Don’t Panic (Yet)
Episode 200 – End Zone Boogie
Episode 199 – Make Some Noise (HMFC v FCZ)
Episode 198 – Helmut Collum
Episode 197 – Make Some Noise (FCZ v HMFC)
Episode 196 – Rowles Royce
Episode 195 – Writing the Script
Episode 194 – Hands Around Your Funnel
Episode 193 – Our Survey Says
Episode 192 – The Best of Both Worlds (Gary Locke Part 2)
Episode 192 – Christmas is Cancelled (Gary Locke Part 1)
Episode 191 – Acceptable in the 80s
Episode 190 – Summer Sun
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 4
Episode 189 – Top Gaffer
Episode 188 – The Prosecco Pair
Episode 187 – Pumped
Episode 186 – Back Post Bandits
Episode 185 – FOMO
Episode 184 – Dreamy
Episode 183 – Let’s Make Some Noise
Episode 182 – Eurocash
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 3
Episode 181 – Swashbuckling
Episode 180 – What a Screamer
Episode 179 – International Superstar Soccer
Episode 178 – Part & Parcel
Episode 177 – Heading for Hampden
Episode 176 – Technophobia
Episode 175 – Smashing Grannies
Episode 174 – From Perth to Paisley
Episode 173 – The Martin
Episode 172 – Yeah, but…
Episode 171 – Uber Eats
Episode 170 – The 13th Minute
Episode 169 – An Unexpected Jersey
Episode 168 – Half-Term Report
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 2
Episode 167 – Red Mist
SATF EXTRA – Best of 2021
Episode 166 – Steal or No Steal
Episode 165 – The Whole World Knows (Henry Smith Part 2)
Episode 165 – No Regrets (Henry Smith Part 1)
Episode 164 – The Circle of Life
Shirts Around the Funnel – Episode 1
SATF EXTRA – Maroon Mastermind
Episode 163 – Tony Macarena
Episode 162 – Right Back Union
Episode 161 – Home Comforts
Episode 160 – Wet Willies & Whoopee Cushions
SATF EXTRA – International Quiz
Episode 159 – Well Park
Episode 158 – Bad Losers
Episode 157 – Ballers
Episode 156 – The Sound of Silence
Episode 155 – Big Hearts
Episode 154 – From a Land Down Under
Episode 153 – The Breast Mammaries
Episode 152 – Scarves Around The Twitter
Episode 151 – The Weirdest Union (Jamie MacDonald Part 2)
Episode 151 – Harry Who? (Jamie MacDonald Part 1)
Episode 150 – World Cup Stars
Episode 149 – Save Our Wives
Episode 148 – Boycie Choicey
Episode 147 – Just (go and) do it.
Episode 146 – Field of Dreams
Episode 145 – Gorgie Rules
Episode 144 – Satisfaction
Episode 143 – Mousehole
Episode 142 – Sweet F.A.
Episode 141 – Go East
Episode 140 – Return of Damour