PODCAST · comedy
Segment City
by Will Kane and Theo Tsapakos
Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
Episodes
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Segment City Episode 249 - Busta Rhymes Island
Honestly, Busta Rhymes deserves an island named after him. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a cringey Valentine’s Day candlelight concert, idiots that you end up behind at the airport, Wendy’s new “Chief Tasting Officer” PR job posting, McDonald’s condescending “First Job”…
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Segment City Episode 248 - Taco Bell's E3 feat. Cheesy G Sliders
It’s the biggest event of the year, the one we all were waiting for. That’s right, the Taco Bell corporation has announced it’s new lineup of ways it’s going to cause you gastrointestinal distress! This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the slew of new announcements coming our way from…
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Segment City Episode 247 - The “Love Has Won” Cult
…And we are back after a little summer hiatus! And we will answer the question posed by a small religious sect: Has love won? No. Especially if you drink silver and vodka all the way to mummification. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about being assigned a role with your siblings…
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Segment City Episode 246 - An Excrutiating Walkthrough of a Russian Bathhouse
Step by step, this guided meditation will bring you inside the experience of being in a nude russian bathhouse. Breath in. Feel the steam filling your lungs. Feel the hot stones on your bare butt. Breath out. Observe the other naked people around you, mostly old dudes who you are awkwardly…
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Segment City Episode 245 - Theo’s New Year’s Rules for 2026 (The Year of Billiards and Ice Cream)
This week on the podcast, the boys talk about being diagnosed at the doctor’s office, nerds that will suck all the air out of a room, Theo’s New Year’s Rules for 2026, and Will takes us how to leave a cult! Email us at [email protected] iTunes:...
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Segment City Episode 244 - Baby Born in a Waymo Taxi
May I present a sign of the stupid dystopia we live in: The fact that a woman gave birth in the back of a self driving car. Next up, probably a drone that drops live venomous snakes into people’s homes or something... This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about some strange grocery store...
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Segment City Episode 243 - Drunken Raccoon Rampage
Hey man, you gonna eat that trash? You know I love you man, almost as much as I love these hamburger scraps. This week on the podcast Theo and Will try to figure out what the deal with karaoke is and why people love it. They also talk through the recent Chipotle luggage partnership, followed by...
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Segment City Episode 242 - Take a Fart Walk
Hanging out with family or friends for a big meal like Thanksgiving? Why not take a “fart walk” to help with digestion. Take the family along with you! Toot together! Doctor’s orders. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about Thanksgiving faux pas, how much Will loves chicken pot pie, what…
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Segment City Episode 241 - Hot. Ice Cream. Sippable, Baby
Hot ice cream. Pretty self explanatory. What? You think it's just melted ice cream? WRONG you bing bong, how could you think that? This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss a promotion that rewards people for sharing cookies with their mother-in-law. They also run through Tyra Banks' venture...
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Segment City Episode 240 - Who is Mr. Fantasy?
Who could Mr. Fantasy possibly be? Could it be the guy that lists on his Wikipedia that he is Mr. Fantasy? This week Theo and Will talk about humanity’s poor weather predictions, what holidays we would rearrange, Popeye’s new collaboration with Five Nights at Fridays, Hardy’s equally baffling…
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Segment City Episode 239 - Going Feral on a Rotisserie Chicken
In this week’s podcast Will reveals his deepest desire: to crouch in your backyard, at night, and eviscerate a whole rotisserie chicken. But you know, in a platonic way. Also this week, Theo and Will talk through the latest AI developments that try to win back people who are making healthier...
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Segment City Episode 238 - I Think I'm a Kombucha Now
I am Kombucha. Destroyer of worlds. Creator of good gut bacteria. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about a Dune board game Will played, the controversial Riyadh Comedy Festival, a Reddit story about a wife and a husband who couldn’t handle being home alone, an Egyptian strongman…
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Segment City Episode 237 - The Teen Hitwomen of Sweden
Did anyone here realize that Sweden has crime? Mostly I thought they were focused on IKEA, I didn’t know they were in on the organized crime game. Unless… This week on the podcast Theo and Will break down the newest Stranger Things x Pizza collab that will turn your world upside down. Will has a...
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Segment City Episode 236 - Australia’s Haunted Doll “Letta Me Out“
You might be thinking that this haunted doll is named “Letta Me Out” is named that way because it was trapped somewhere and kept calling “Let me out” in an Australian accent, but the real reason is somehow more wild… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about how being abducted by an alien…
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Segment City Episode 235 - Stool Softeners for the Valedictorian
Being the valedictorian of your graduating class is easy. All you have to do is spend every waking moment from age 5 onward studying, get at least 8 hours of sleep every night, be president of every school club, and be best friends with everyone in your class. Oh, and just to lock it in you…
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Segment City Episode 234 - The Oscar Meyer Wienie 500
Are you ready for the most high speed Wienermobile race ever concocted? 6 competitors from around the US have arrived to dazzle us all… With their 65 mph max speed… This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about how Theo doesn’t think Moose exist, Will’s recent experience with a broccoli…
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Segment City Episode 233 - McDonaldland, Now for VR Sickos
Calling all you VR sickos, new app just dropped! Don't all rush in at once, you can all take your turn in VR McDonaldland! This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the newest venture by McDonald's and what industry shattering ramifications it could have. This is truly the most disruptive…
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Segment City Episode 232 - Mortal Kombat Mom (and Halloween Spooktacular 2025!)
Having a Mortal Kombat mom is tough. One moment they are holding you in their arms while they win a Mortal Kombat tournament a few days after birth, the next they are ripping your spine out for not cleaning your room… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about if their comedy style is going to...
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Segment City Episode 231 - Fast 11: Faster than Mordor
Listen Frodo, the real way to get to Mordor is with family. Get Sam, Merry, and Pippin in the Dodge Charger and we'll be throwing that ring in the fire and cracking Coronas in 15 minutes tops. This week on the podcast Will and Theo of course have to cover the latest feats of the reigning world...
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Segment City Episode 230 - CIA Spies Communicating on Star Wars Forums
“Messa a fan of Jar Jar Binks! Meesa has seen multiple troop transports moving soldiers to the border so we will need an AC130- I mean meesa love da silly poo poo Anakin Skywalker!” This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the movies “Heat” and “Speed”, how working out is not the end…
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Segment City Episode 229 - The Canyon Calls
Mmmm that cactus juice is mighty tasty. Say, when did you grow a second head and three extra arms? This week on the podcast Theo and Will ramble about their obsession with a wild west pinball machine, discuss European Cheeses of the NRA, and talk through some of the worst Shark Tank pitches of…
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Segment City Episode 228 - Naughtiest Popes in History
Just because you make a binding oath to only love God doesn’t mean you can’t get freaky every once and a while! This week on the podcast, the boys do their best Nosferatu impressions, they talk about who would die in a war first, Tim Hortons collabing with Ryan Reynolds, a new spicy caffeinated...
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Segment City Episode 227 - It's Time For a New Pizookie
Come on in and get it while it’s hot! Or… Maybe while it’s cold? Wait, what the hell is this thing? Snookie is involved? What kind of business are we even running here?? This week on the podcast Will and Theo wonder about how big the Easter Bunny really is and take a listen to another round of…
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Segment City Episode 226 - Everything I Eat is a Foot Long
I only eat foot long sandwiches, foot long trays of food, I even make sure to lay a trail of M&Ms a foot long and then eat them like an anteater because THAT’S JUST THE GUY I AM! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the entitlement of gamers and especial video game piracy, Subways’s...
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Segment City Episode 225 - Sauced Up Door Handle
What was this door handle sauced up with? You will just have to listen to the episode to find out! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the Switch 2, Dutch Bros’ strange new coffee flavors including a brownie batter mocha, a sour berry blast, and a pickle flavored energy drink? Also...
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Segment City Episode 224 - Jeff Bezos Get Your Tits Out
“My, Mr. Bezos, how you’ve grown!” “Money can buy anything. Even a great pair of double D’s…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a strange Justin Bieber x Tim Hortons collaboration fanny pack that Will received, how a worse service experience at a restaurant might mean their food is...
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Segment City Episode 223 - The Shrimp Cocktail Meet Cute
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo finally discuss their true origin story: a meet cute while reaching for the same shrimp at the shrimp cocktail bar. It’s truly what romance is all about. Theo also brings news of the latest Happy Meal collaboration which sounds mostly just difficult to eat....
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Segment City Episode 222 - The Uncle O'Grimacey Lore McDonald’s Doesn’t Want You to Know
McDonald’s lore is old and enigmatic. Some say the coming of Ronald McDonald was foretold in the Bible. But none could foretell of the violent terrorism perpetrated by Grimace’s uncle, Uncle O'Grimacey. This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about the phony reviews of the Drake Passage, if...
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Segment City Episode 221 - Takedown of The Takeout
It’s time we talked about it. The Takeout’s time has come, and we’re here to call them out. This week on the podcast Theo has an impassioned rant about the Takeout’s choice of sandwiches, you really can’t make this stuff up. Will brings some disgusting cautionary tales of eating bear meat, and…
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Segment City Episode 220 - Soup Hard Candy: Soup you can Suck!
When you have a cold, nothing is better than having soup or a lozenge! But what if we combined them to make Soup that Sucks! We should probably work on the name… This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Theo becoming Mr. Worldwide, Will asks what people from specific Massachusetts towns...
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Segment City Episode 219 - Did You Meet Your Partner in the Drivethrough?
I don’t even know logisitically how that would happen, but love finds a way I suppose. This week on the podcast Theo brings Whataburder’s wedding promotion, and Will has questions about lucid dreams. They also discuss the famous Swedish warship the Vasa, and it’s untimely demise. Email us at...
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Segment City Episode 218 - Deep Down All Frogs are Wizards
Frogs are wizards, rats are rogues, beavers are artificers, uh what else… Cats are warlocks? This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the concept of “Horse Girls”, if you could revisit a place from your past, new advances in sauce packet technology, various crimes centered around Pokemon…
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Segment City Episode 217 - You Might Be a Nosferatu
If yoooouuuu are a half dead creature of the night with a droopy moustache who is wreaking havoc on a German city that you just moved to then yooooouuuu might be a Nosferatu! This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the new horror movie “Nosferatu”, their opinions on Jury duty, Taco...
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Segment City Episode 216 - Such is the End of the Empire
Royalists despair! The King and Queen have been so displaced from their high positions that they now suffer the indignities of the common folk! They must travel down to the pub in their private train like a peasant, the horror, the shame! How the empire has fallen into such a state of disrepair....
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Segment City Episode 215 - Harry Cole's Life of Wild Deceptions
Do you ever wish you could walk away from your life and reinvent yourself? And then do it again? And maybe a third, fourth, and fifth time, all while being an absolute bastard to everyone you encounter? Well then you’ll love the story of Harry Cole and his misadventures! This week on the podcast...
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Segment City Episode 214 - The Turkey Cannon Theory
What a culinary feast we have for you this week! How about some Salt Lake brined turkey for dinner with a side of glitter mashed potatoes? And what better to pair it with than a Pizza Hut Pizza Wine vintage circa 2024? This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the newest and weirdest Hercule...
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Segment City Episode 213 - New Years, New Rules!
Happy New Years! Hopefully 2025 will be better than 2024 and 2023 and 2022 and 2021 and it can’t be worse than 2020 and 2019… This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about strange Christmas gifts, how people deal with New Resolutions, Theo goes over his new Rules for 2025 which compounds on...
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Segment City Episode 212 - There Are So Many Worse People Out There
We don’t think we’re better than everybody, but surely we’re better than somebody… right? You listening is a passive endorsement of this claim so come right in and enjoy! This week on the podcast Theo brings news of a 93 year old Italian woman who’s still out there starting new businesses, but…
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Segment City Episode 211 - The Vatican's New Anime Mascot
“Blessed Pope! The children, they- they-...” “Slow down my son. They did what?” “They turn away from the lord in order to watch something called ‘Anime’! It is the devil’s work!” The Pope then subtly closes a door to his One Piece merch collection. “Ah, yes, very unholy… But if you can’t beat em,...
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Segment City Episode 210 - I'm a Banana Pudding Freak
Banana pudding has a special place in my heart and in my belly, and frankly I wasn’t planning on sharing any with you anyways. I made 3 big lasagna pans pull of it and that’s for me, I hope you brought your own dessert for this episode. This week on the podcast Will brings us philosophical…
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Segment City Episode 209 - BACK TO FORMULA?!
Even though Norman Osbourn is the villain in Spiderman 1, I do find it relatable that when asked to redo his entire life work he was just like “Nah, I’m ride or die.” This week on the podcast, the boys chat about 19 Crime’s Frankenstein themed wine, the Rule 34 higher/lower game, a Japanese man…
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Segment City Episode 208 - It’s Illegal to Feed an Alligator a Bagel. Did I know it? No
Sometimes you run across a friend you didn’t know you were looking for. And sometimes the law doesn’t agree with your friendship. This week on the podcast Theo brings the results of the Chestnut vs. Kobayashi hotdog showdown, and Will has a report of cows that stand over 7 feet tall. They also...
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Segment City Episode 207 - Halloween Spooktacular 2024
I hope you ghosts and ghouls have a skin crawling, bone chilling, spine tingling Halloween! This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about the 1995 Casper the Friendly Ghost movie, Kimberly J. Brown’s (“Marney” from HalloweenTown) collab with McAllister’s Deli, a UK man fined for dressing as…
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Segment City Episode 206 - How the Fireworks Market Exploded!
Exploded? Get it? Like a firewo- You know what guys, I’m fed up with this second rate material. Listen to this episode if you want to know about fireworks. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about backhanded compliments, how people’s quirks become their personality as they grow up, if…
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Segment City Episode 205 - Jeeves is Very... Discreet
Jeeves is a peculiar butler who we aren’t sure if we like having around. He makes cold sandwiches, but doesn’t do laundry. He can’t cook but will tisk children if they are misbehaving. And he’s very protective about his Sunday activities. This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss the Boston...
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Segment City Episode 204 - Did You Know There Was a Failed Hooter’s Airline?
Toxic masculinity? Never heard of it! Especially here at Hooter’s Air where our motto is "Fly a mile high with us." (No really that was the motto. Yuck.) This week on the podcast Theo and Will talk about showing power points of vacations, the problem with reaction content creators, a recent drone...
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Segment City Episode 203 - Skibidi Toilet Tycoon
Sometimes you type something and think, “What am I doing with my life?” Writing that episode title was one of those for me. This week on the pod Will discusses just how historically attractive he really is, and predictably Theo is having none of it. He also brings the story of the world’s…
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Segment City Episode 202 - Are YOU Addicted to Adult Diapers?
Do you wake in a cold sweat at night thinking that cold sweat might be another body fluid? Do you salivate at the idea of doing a poopy in the middle of the grocery store? Answer the question! If so, then you might need to sign up for Adult Daycare… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about...
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Segment City Episode 201 - Cavemen vs Astronauts
This week on the podcast we ask a very simple question: Who would win in a fight, cavemen or astronauts? I feel like that’s enough of a hook that right now you already have lots of opinions on this, and you can bet Theo and Will do too! Tune in to hear us discuss stealing an Olympic baby and how...
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Segment City Episode 200 - What if we Kissed on the Frankenstein Rollercoaster?
We could have a whole kissing session while that big green man with big bolts in his neck looks on. And we could even get a burger and then makeout later in the Frankenstein museum! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Jerry Seinfeld’s new movie about the history of Pop Tarts, a...
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How many episodes does Segment City have?
Segment City currently has 100 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Segment City about?
Each week two friends create new and reoccurring segments. The twist? They don't know what segments the other has prepared try to make each other laugh.
How often does Segment City release new episodes?
Segment City has 100 episodes. Check the episode list to see recent publication dates and frequency.
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Segment City is created and hosted by Will Kane and Theo Tsapakos.
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