All Episodes

Segment City Episode 246 - An Excrutiating Walkthrough of a Russian Bathhouse

Segment City Episode 245 - Theo’s New Year’s Rules for 2026 (The Year of Billiards and Ice Cream)

Segment City Episode 244 - Baby Born in a Waymo Taxi

Segment City Episode 243 - Drunken Raccoon Rampage

Segment City Episode 242 - Take a Fart Walk

Segment City Episode 241 - Hot. Ice Cream. Sippable, Baby

Segment City Episode 240 - Who is Mr. Fantasy?

Segment City Episode 239 - Going Feral on a Rotisserie Chicken

Segment City Episode 238 - I Think I'm a Kombucha Now

Segment City Episode 237 - The Teen Hitwomen of Sweden

Segment City Episode 236 - Australia’s Haunted Doll “Letta Me Out“

Segment City Episode 235 - Stool Softeners for the Valedictorian

Segment City Episode 234 - The Oscar Meyer Wienie 500

Segment City Episode 233 - McDonaldland, Now for VR Sickos

Segment City Episode 232 - Mortal Kombat Mom (and Halloween Spooktacular 2025!)

Segment City Episode 231 - Fast 11: Faster than Mordor

Segment City Episode 230 - CIA Spies Communicating on Star Wars Forums

Segment City Episode 229 - The Canyon Calls

Segment City Episode 228 - Naughtiest Popes in History

Segment City Episode 227 - It's Time For a New Pizookie

Segment City Episode 226 - Everything I Eat is a Foot Long

Segment City Episode 225 - Sauced Up Door Handle

Segment City Episode 224 - Jeff Bezos Get Your Tits Out

Segment City Episode 223 - The Shrimp Cocktail Meet Cute

Segment City Episode 222 - The Uncle O'Grimacey Lore McDonald’s Doesn’t Want You to Know

Segment City Episode 221 - Takedown of The Takeout

Segment City Episode 220 - Soup Hard Candy: Soup you can Suck!

Segment City Episode 219 - Did You Meet Your Partner in the Drivethrough?

Segment City Episode 218 - Deep Down All Frogs are Wizards

Segment City Episode 217 - You Might Be a Nosferatu

Segment City Episode 216 - Such is the End of the Empire

Segment City Episode 215 - Harry Cole's Life of Wild Deceptions

Segment City Episode 214 - The Turkey Cannon Theory

Segment City Episode 213 - New Years, New Rules!

Segment City Episode 212 - There Are So Many Worse People Out There

Segment City Episode 211 - The Vatican's New Anime Mascot

Segment City Episode 210 - I'm a Banana Pudding Freak

Segment City Episode 209 - BACK TO FORMULA?!

Segment City Episode 208 - It’s Illegal to Feed an Alligator a Bagel. Did I know it? No

Segment City Episode 207 - Halloween Spooktacular 2024

Segment City Episode 206 - How the Fireworks Market Exploded!

Segment City Episode 205 - Jeeves is Very... Discreet

Segment City Episode 204 - Did You Know There Was a Failed Hooter’s Airline?

Segment City Episode 203 - Skibidi Toilet Tycoon

Segment City Episode 202 - Are YOU Addicted to Adult Diapers?

Segment City Episode 201 - Cavemen vs Astronauts

Segment City Episode 200 - What if we Kissed on the Frankenstein Rollercoaster?

Segment City Episode 199 - The Kardashians' new look: Salmon Face

Segment City Episode 198 - Debunking Airhead’s Mystery Flavor

Segment City Episode 197 - At 4am on ESPN Ocho, the Michael Jordan of Excel

Segment City Episode 196 - All Hail the Sacred Whale!

Segment City Episode 195 - Paul Maud Cheez

Segment City Episode 194 - Buy 1 Grill, Get 10 more for Free!

Segment City Episode 193 - One Small Bird for Man, One Large Bird for Birder Kind

Segment City Episode 192 - Date My AI Concierge

Segment City Episode 191 - Jacu-jii the Human Jacuzzi Faucet

Segment City Episode 190 - A Lemon for Bathing

Segment City Episode 189 - Extreme Birding

Segment City Episode 188 - The Unkillable Soldier

Segment City Episode 187 - Armchair Knife Swallower

Segment City Episode 186 - Dr. Eggman’s Diabetes PSA

Segment City Episode 185 - What Does Cause and Effect Taste Like?

Segment City Episode 184 - Honest to Goodness Mad Science

Segment City Episode 183 - How Do I Stop Treasure Hunting?

Segment City Episode 182 - The Adult Soup Zone

Segment City Episode 181 - Making Goblin Noises

Segment City Episode 180 - Count Squirrelok

Segment City Episode 179 - This is the Benihana Guy?

Segment City Episode 178 - The World’s Most Condescending Frenchman

Segment City Episode 177- A Post Elf World

Segment City Episode 176 - Outlaw Otter

Segment City Episode 175 - Now Wait Just a Horsey Second

Segment City Episode 174 - How to be a Furry

Segment City Episode 173 - Combat Juggling

Segment City Episode 172 - “When you have two nails and a wire, everything looks like a hot dog”

Segment City Episode 171 - An Operating System for God

Segment City Episode 170 - The True Story of the French Nobleman who inspired Bluebeard

Segment City Episode 169 - Utahn Recipes with Rachel Robison!

Segment City Episode 168 - How to Seduce Your Professor

Segment City Episode 167 - The Surprising History of Renaissance Faires

Segment City Episode 166 - ”I’ve got a sword. Good luck.”

Segment City Episode 165 - Meathead Math

Segment City Episode 164 - How to Apologize to your Cat

Segment City Episode 163 - The Gravy Diet

Segment City Episode 162 - It Ain’t Easy Being Parcheesi

Segment City Episode 161 - You Can’t Do That, Candyman!

Segment City Episode 160 - Australia’s “Terrifyingly Nipply” Skywhale

Segment City Episode 159 - Anti 420 Ghost Hunter

Segment City Episode 158 - ”This isn’t a handmade airplane, is it?”

Segment City Episode 157 - Jesus’ Hot Girl Summer in Japan

Segment City Episode 156 - Mango Ranch Dip

Segment City Episode 155 - The Worst Monsters Inc Ever

Segment City Episode 154 - A Nude Horse is a Rude Horse

Segment City Episode 153 - Challenging Yourself to a Hot Dog Eating Contest

Segment City Episode 152 - My Relationship with a 500 Pound Gorilla

Segment City Episode 151 - 43% Poo, 100% Smelly

Segment City Episode 150 - Corporate HR’s Guide to Quitting Your Job

Segment City Episode 149 - Mike the Headless Chicken

Segment City Episode 148 - ”It’s not about the size, it’s about the access to Christ”

Segment City Episode147 - A Chuck E. Cheese on Every Block

Segment City Episode 146 - The Worst Tragedies Happen For Whimsical Reasons

Segment City Episode 145 - Infinite Comfort: Hot, Cold, and Touch

Segment City Episode 144 - The Killdozer