Sh**ged Married Annoyed
by Chris & Rosie Ramsey
The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
Episodes
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Friday the thirteenth, the three drain superstition and Chris gives Rosie the major ick!
This week on Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie get into Five Guys chips, Rosie’s beef with ultra-strength juice and a truly harrowing hotel story. Plus, Chris’s shopping trolley habits have given Rosie the ultimate ick! They tackle shopping solutions, the joy of soup and a sandwich versus…
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chris Addison and Philippa Dunne
This week, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian, writer, actor and director Chris Addison, alongside Motherland and Derry Girls star Philippa Dunne! They join Chris and Rosie to chat about their brand-new show, Tall Tales and Murder – which Chris and Rosie are already completely...
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Mini bar wine, a Halloween debrief and Bopit at bedtime
Chris and Rosie are still ships in the night, but this week they finally come together to tackle Halloween, the horror of adults dressing up and the mystery of how they’ve both become such miserable b*stards! Meanwhile, Chris has moved on from his love affair with brutalist architecture and...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Isy Suttie
On this week’s Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian, actor, and Taskmaster star, Isy Suttie. As well as lots of Taskmaster chat, they discuss Ellis James’ pants, a hotel injury, the Millennium Dome and they ponder over whether Madonna is a Shagged Married...
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Read the room d*ckhead
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie discuss crying rooms, extreme weather warnings and why Rosie has had a change of heart on how she would deal with a Zombie apocalypse. Between them there are multiple beefs, a special curry night coming up and Rosie reveals that she had to…
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jack Whitehall
Get ready for plenty of laughs as comedian, actor and national treasure Jack Whitehall joins Rosie and Chris for a hilarious episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous! From hanging out with the Rock to life at boarding school, the trio bond over parenthood and life with famous parents. Plus Jack gives…
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An unlikely lube, a parkour ick and Chris has beef with Halloween decorations
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris is annoyed at Halloween decorations, Rosie shares her in-depth knowledge and love of Real Housewives and the pair have soe non beef beefs. There's a Carl Hutchinson story (obvs!) some food kink chat, a Lake Como update and the couple speculate on who…
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mathew Baynton
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by actor, comedian, Taskmaster Champ and all round national treasure, Mathew Baynton! Mathew Baynton joins Chris and Rosie to discuss the Ghosts movie which The Ramsey's are are new converts of! They also chat about British comedy and what...
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The Traitors, mid-week drinking and Mario #3
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, the couple discuss Halloween Costumes, the nostalgic joy of an FCUK top, and Chris reveals why he couldn't do Celebrity Traitors. Unusually it's a 'cat heavy' episode which includes a Carl Hutchinson story, plus the pair talk 3D glasses, getting old, AI…
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Asim Chaudhry
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant comedian, actor and adopted Geordie, Asim Chaudhry! Asim is on to talk about The Reluctant Vampire but of course that chat goes in all kinds of directions including Asim's calves, his love for Newcastle and what...
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Public faux pas, oversharing and who would Rosie play in Shrek?
On this week's podcast Chris an Rosie catch up on their various public faux pas and bond over concerns about oversharing. Rosie shares her love for amateur dramatics after being the recipient of two awards! Chris has more tales from his tour and they get to the bottom of some 5 star hotel...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with The Thomas Brothers
Get ready for a fun filled, chaotic episode of the podcast becasue this week Chris and Rosie are joined by The Thomas Brothers! That's right, The Ramsey's are reunited with Adam, Scott and Ryan to chat about their podcast 'At Home with The Thomas Brothers'. But of course the chat goes in all...
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It's lamp season, Chris is a hypocrite, and can we take a minute for Lake Garda?!
The days are getting shorter which means it is officially Lamp Season! This week on the podcast Chris and Rosie report back from their holiday in Lake Garda (not Como) which includes a 'in a villa' update and some questions about a man in a safari suit... Rosie disarms the Chinese take-away…
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joe Wicks
This week Chris and Rosie are joined by the nation's PE teacher, the lovely Joe Wicks! Joe is on to talk about his new podcast Health or Hype where he takes a look at the endless tips, trends, diets, hacks and supposed quick fixes that we are served everyday. But when it comes to our bodies and...
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A wet one, wind on the golf course and Rosie needs a minute
On the podcast this week Rosie has reverted back to Pj's and fake tan! The couple discuss pigeons, rats and if it's normal to have garlic bread with every meal! Rosie chats about her new TV show and Chris shares an unfortunate event that happened on the golf course. All of this plus beefs, an...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lee Mack and Sally Bretton
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous, Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant Lee Mack (Would I lie to You, The 1% Club, Not Going Out) and Sally Bretton (Not Going Out, Beyond Paradise). The on-screen couple chat about the new series of Not Going Out as well as a documentary, celebrating…
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The Great North Run, a Twister re-watch and a special guest at Chris's show
On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Rosie has had enough of Chris being on tour but would like to know who his special guest was... The pair discuss whether Twister is a suitable rewatch, if Chris is like Fozzy and why people are nostalgic for Paw Patrol. Rosie has some potential HR problems,...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chloe Petts
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie have an absolute riot with the brilliant comedian Chloe Petts. As well as being an incredible stand up, Chloe is also on the latest series of Taskmaster which you can currently watch on Channel 4 every Thursday or catch up on Channel4.com! The trio discuss...
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Bro Dad, The Agadoo, and sooo many Lady Birds!
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed there is a lot going on and the new feature is popping off! Thanks for all your brilliant voice notes and emails sharing your sayings that other people say... Plus this week Chris has a new nickname and shares his joy of packing cubes, Rosie reveals some…
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rachel Parris
We are back! After delivering you some of our best bits throughout the summer we are back with a brand new 'Please Keep Me Anonymous'. This week joining Chris and Rosie is British comedian and writer, Rachel Parris! The trio discuss period dramas and how you can tell your age by which Mr Darcy…
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An Irish Goodbye, a big life event, and some serious blephing
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Rosie has turned 40, Chris gets emotional over The Nutty Professor and there is a big life event that no-one was expecting! Plus, Rosie devises a new feature, Chris catastrophises over some DJ equipment and the couple start using the word bleph in all the...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Five
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, we're revisiting Chris and Rosie's chats with Rhys James, Suzi Ruffell, Mel Giedroyc, Greg James and Alice Levine! Mel tells all about her BAFTA wardrobe mishap, Rhys is missing a kidney, Suzi is crushing on Mel C and Alice and Greg delve deep…
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The Fringe, a curse, and is there a Lavender Marriage on the cards?
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Rosie reports back from The Fringe and she shares some thoughts about her identity and her 40th Birthday! Chris gives a guide to packing shopping and the pair share the concerns over Escooters! They also discuss curses, dentists, a mugging and working class...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Four
This week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, features chats and stories with Matt Edmondson and Mollie King, Emma Doran, Joanna Page and Seann Walsh (or is it Shaun Wallace?!) Matt and Mollie chat sensory deprivation tanks, Emma asks Chris and Rosie how they'd feel about being a dominatrix…
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A Garage-full of Beef and a Late Night Feast
This week on the podcast, Chris has single handedly been lowering the family golf handicap (someone’s got to!) and Rosie is planning a jam packed trip to Edinburgh Fringe! Chris has a big beef with Rosie, and they get a visitor in the studio... All this plus icks, QFTPs and voicenotes sent in by...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Three
On this week's Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, we're revisiting Chris and Rosie's chats with Joel Dommett, Tom Davis, Stevie Martin and Maisie Adam! With stories about how Tom got his Nando's Black Card, Joel's dealings with Paul McKenna, Stevie's queer icon status and Maisie's crush on Zayn...
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Family Fart Police, Summer Holiday Whinge and Rosie's Packing Crash Out
This week's episode is dedicated to every parent during these summer holidays - let the whinge out! Chris and Rosie chat about their journey down to London with the kids, best (and possibly worst) post-night-out snacks, and about Chris's quest to find somewhere to fart in peace! There's Beefs, a...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Two
In the second instalment of Please Keep Me Anonymous Best Ofs, Chris and Rosie are joined by Greg Davies, Vogue Williams, Olly Murs and fellow podcasting duo Jordan North and William Hanson! They chat about the I'm A Celeb jungle, haircuts at Harrods, X factor and Greg's appearance on...
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Return of the Plonkcast, feat. London Zoo, Legoland and the Goonies
This week's Shagged Married Annoyed is a Plonkcast special! Chris and Rosie are freshly back from a trip to London with the kids, and have plenty of holiday beefs (one particularly revolving around fish goujons). There are voice notes, icks and Rosie remembers the Goonies very differently... If…
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Please Keep Me Anonymous – Best of Part One
Welcome to the first of a bumper crop of Best Ofs episode of Please Keep Me Anonymous, featuring some of the most hilarious moments with Chris and Rosie's guests! This episode features Sam Ryder, Jordan Stevens, Joanne McNally and Bridget Christie, chatting all things foxes, farm labour and…
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The communal nut bowl, trust issues and Celebrity Gladiators!
On Shagged Married Annoyed this week Chris and Rosie are back from their holidays and are celebrating their 12 year wedding anniversary! They discuss trust issues, true crime, communal food and kids making friends on holiday! There's also some air con wars, an unfortunate game of cornhole, Stuart...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rosie Jones
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the brilliant writer, actor and comedian Rosie Jones! Rosie is on to talk about her Edinburgh show that is running for the whole of the fringe! They also discuss eating and drinking habits during the festival and why Rosie is down to one drink...
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The luteal phase, a mistaken death and is there a new podcast pending?!
On the podcast this week Rosie joins us from her luteal phase and has some beef with her period tracking app! Chris has got himself a new catchphrase (which isn't approved) and they have had correspondence from a listener whose group chat caused some serious googling about the whereabouts of…
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ricky Wilson
On this week’s podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by Kaiser Chiefs frontman and all-round legend, Ricky Wilson. Ricky is on to chat about his part in Grease The Immersive Musical but in true Shagged Married Annoyed fashion they go on many tangents! Chris begins with some fan Girling and then the...
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Heatwave Swamp Crack and the Eyebrow Saga Continues...
Chris and Rosie are back from a very hot and sweaty trip to London... how much Sudocream did Chris need and more importantly, did the eyebrows stay intact? The pair have some customer service beef plus some passive aggressive interactions with restaurant staff. Chris shares why he is finally done...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Kerridge
If you're not hungry now, you will be after to listening to this! This week Chris and Rosie are joined by Chef extraordinaire Tom Kerridge! As well as talking about his new TV Series 'Tom Kerridge Cooks Italy', they also discuss what life was like as an upcoming chef in London in the 90's, Tom's...
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The World Cup, Rosie's First Tattoo and is there a Priest Listening?
World Cup Fever has reached The Ramsey Household! The couple discuss The Mexico game and how they feel about Erling Haaland! Rosie has had her eyebrows done, Chris witnessed a man in need of a car, and the pair go down a True Crim rabbit hole!. There's beefs, religion, an embarrassing moment at a...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Charlie Baker
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian Charlie Baker! Charlie and Rosie bond over their love of Musical Theatre and share what it’s like being the singer in the family! The trio discuss bad Edinburgh shows, the time that Charlie got forked off stage and why he thinks…
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Another Stag Do, A Little Accident and Memories of Snogging Strangers
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has been on yet ANOTHER trip. This one involved a lot of Guinness, a lost passport and an early exit. The pair discuss trouser shorts, arm tights, losing airpods and and what happens when you take a good banana through airport security. All of this…
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Kane
On today's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, author and actor, Russell Kane! The trio discuss Sanddancers, life as an omnivert, and an unforgettable night in Berlin! Russell chats about his kids book When Brian Met Terry and his upcoming role as Romeo in the forth coming production…
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Father's Day, Party Bags and Chris has a Full Medical
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey provide an alternative to party bags, could a bucket full of pound coins be the way forward? Chris has some Father's day beef and he reveals the results of his latest medical. Rosie shares fears that she had at the kids sports day and...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Natalie Cassidy
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by actress, podcaster and all round brilliant Natalie Cassidy! The three discuss favourite swear words, life after Eastenders and what it's like having a teenage daughter. Natalie reads a great Please Keep Me Anonymous story and tells Chris...
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Mock the Week, Hotel Parties, and will Chris Weep or Faint?
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris has returned home a very tired guy! He has some hotel party beef and could potentially either weep or faint... The couple discuss Rosie's exercise injury, Lynx Africa and there is a coffee cup dispute! Questions from the public cover some mystery...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ed Gamble
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, podcaster and TV Host Ed Gamble! As well getting nostalgic about their Edinburgh Days, the trio discuss star signs, Real House Wives and Rosie reveals why she thinks she is addicted to her extended family... Ed talks about his…
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90's Parenting, a Golf Trip, and the start of Rosie's Caravan Campaign
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie discuss Chris's Golf Trip, 90's parenting, the importance of boredom and why Rosie loves slagging of Chris to the kids... There's Beefs, QFTP's, shopping substitutions and a camping toilet story! If you want to get involved and have your stories and voice...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by comedian, writer and and Taskmaster alumni, Lucy Beaumont. The trio start with some trapped wind chat, Gum Tree Pets and Lucy's Ghost Cat. They discuss Lucy's upcoming tour, what YouTube is good for and why some influencers really annoy Lucy!…
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Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts
On this week's Shagged married Annoyed Chris and Rosie Ramsey have a holiday debrief, Chris suggests a 40th Birthday trip for Rosie, and a new way to get rid of warts and potentially verruca's is shared on the podcast! Rosie reveals her thoughts on Baby Showers, Chris had some beef over weather...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc
On this week's podcast Chris and Rosie are joined by the wonderful Mel Giedroyc. Mel joins the pair the day after The BAFTAS and has a brilliant reveal about her outfit. They discuss award ceremonies, talking Italian and Mel shares her TMJ problem post Last One Laughing... We hear a story from a...
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Rosie Gets Scammed By An Inflatable D*ck
On this week's Shagged Married Annoyed, Chris and Rosie Ramsey discuss Rosie's trip to Verona, their different reactions to potential intruders, a Hen Do scam and why Chris very much felt his age when discussing the Radio 1 Big Weekend. They also chat about roller skates, robots and Rosie reveals...
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Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rhys James
On the podcast this week Chris and Rosie Ramsey are joined by comedian and Mock The Week star, Rhys James. Rhys chats about his new role as a Team Captain on Mock The Week, why cracking your head open is a retro injury and he shares a pretty harrowing back stage Green Room story. Chris reveals an...
About this show
The only way Rosie and Chris Ramsey can have a conversation without being interrupted by a toddler or ending up staring at their phones is by doing a podcast. They’ll be chatting all about life, relationships, arguments, annoyances, parenting, growing up and everything in between. Each week they will answer questions from the public and a secret celebrity.
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