All Episodes

A wet one, wind on the golf course and Rosie needs a minute

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lee Mack and Sally Bretton

The Great North Run, a Twister re-watch and a special guest at Chris's show

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chloe Petts

Bro Dad, The Agadoo, and sooo many Lady Birds!

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rachel Parris

An Irish Goodbye, a big life event, and some serious blephing

Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Five

The Fringe, a curse, and is there a Lavender Marriage on the cards?

Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Four

A Garage-full of Beef and a Late Night Feast

Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Three

Family Fart Police, Summer Holiday Whinge and Rosie's Packing Crash Out

Please Keep Me Anonymous - Best Of Part Two

Return of the Plonkcast, feat. London Zoo, Legoland and the Goonies

Please Keep Me Anonymous – Best of Part One

The communal nut bowl, trust issues and Celebrity Gladiators!

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rosie Jones

The luteal phase, a mistaken death and is there a new podcast pending?!

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ricky Wilson

Heatwave Swamp Crack and the Eyebrow Saga Continues...

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Kerridge

The World Cup, Rosie's First Tattoo and is there a Priest Listening?

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Charlie Baker

Another Stag Do, A Little Accident and Memories of Snogging Strangers

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Kane

Father's Day, Party Bags and Chris has a Full Medical

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Natalie Cassidy

Mock the Week, Hotel Parties, and will Chris Weep or Faint?

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ed Gamble

90's Parenting, a Golf Trip, and the start of Rosie's Caravan Campaign

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Lucy Beaumont

Beer Spas, Baby Shower Beef and Buying Warts

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mel Giedroyc

Rosie Gets Scammed By An Inflatable D*ck

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Rhys James

Ikea Role Play , Mouth Breathers and Chris Gets Owned by a Bouncy Castle

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg James and Alice Levine

New Bras, Wheelie Bins and Rosie Tries to Kill Comedy

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Laura Smyth

Chore Play, Fly Tipping on the Moon and News From The Death Clock

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Babatunde Aléshé

BFT's, Bum Washing Toilets and is Rosie Launching her Country Music Career?

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Daniel Sloss

Buzz Ballz, Pasta Puns and Safe Sex Tips from Chris!

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Rosenthal

Grown Up Tears in Build-A-Bear, A Knicker Drawer Clear Out and Chris Joins The Litter Police

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Suzi Ruffell

A New Alliance, Real Life Dominatrix and the Last Bus Home

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanna Page

April Fool's, School Trauma and Chris's Unfortunate Lookalike

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Emma Doran

The Oscars, the Return of the Motorhome and an Incident in the Shower

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mollie King and Matt Edmondson

Heated Rivalry, a Balloon Fetish and a Self Inflicted Injury

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Seann Walsh

Liberating hand towels on tour, Talk Radio and The Rosie Ramsey Guide to Sex

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Maisie Adam

A bribe, a Tom Jones obsession and some hidden Easter Eggs!

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Stevie Martin

A new crush, a tour update and the return of Barry Beef!

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sara Pascoe

Emotions run high watching Lewis Capaldi and Chris has an awkward encounter with a Taxi driver

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Chris McCausland

The reverse ick, a lost moon cup and why Rosie's alright for a safari

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Fatiha El-Ghorri

Vampires, slop duty and some misleading alarms

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Mo Gilligan

Rosie's bad week, safety gadgets and the IMDB of Porn

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Tom Davis

Soft play beef, a public apology and some sibling trolling

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joel Dommett

Medium to low level shaggers

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan North and William Hanson

A dance injury, the pig box of shame and the official SMA WhatsApp number

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Bridget Christie

Bumper Christmas Best Off

Please Keep Me Anonymous with John Robins

A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Carl Hutchinson

A Christmas Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sandra and Kate

It always comes down to baths or crisps

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Vogue Williams

Judge us separately

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Ania Magliano

Hot and Heavy

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Russell Howard

Chris is flammable and Rosie starts writing Geordie Porn

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Joanne McNally

WhatsApp groups revealed and Rosie goes to see Five!

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Olly Murs

A hangover breakdown

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Harriet Kemsley

This is why I'll leave you

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Aston and Sarah Merrygold

A Halloween Special and Chris is NOT on board

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Phil Ellis

Airport Pints and Naked Parties

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Leigh-Anne Pinnock

AI Porn and Jacket Potatoes

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Al Murray

Weaponized Incompetence

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Greg Davies

Toenail Barbie

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Sam Ryder

Hey Siri, how easy is it to get a divorce?

Please Keep Me Anonymous with Jordan Stephens

Ruthless Zodiac Signs

The Great North Run and a Prawn Cocktail eye bath

Can we get a dog?

Je Suis Belligerent

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Seven

Ep 333. Shepherd's Pie for breakfast and disappointing den making

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Six

Ep 332. A flat pack nightmare and synchronised sisters

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Five

Ep 331. Send this to 10 people or you will die

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Four

Ep 330. Wet Mammals

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Three

Ep 329. Giant Inflatable Doughnut

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part Two

Ep 328. Crying in the shower, flight etiquette and the worst lie-in ever

Bumper Summer Best Of - Part One

Ep 327. Too rude for YouTube?!

Ep 326. Weddings, Proms and Trouser Skirts

Ep 325. Ten percent more love

Ep 324. Barbecue of Lies

Ep 323. In a Villa!

Ep 322. Shandy Alarm

Ep 321. Pick Up Four

Ep 320. Welephant and the traumatic Chip Pan

Ep 319. Book Awards, Taskmaster and Kids in the Pub

Ep 318. Live Forever

Ep 317. Beer Pump Guy

Ep 316. Hide and Seek

Ep 315. Stop! Pollen Time

Ep 314. What’s All This?

Ep 313. Voila!

Ep 312. Auxiliary Chicken Nuggets

Ep 311. Star Baker

Ep 310. Spar Mob

Ep 309. Rosie Roulette

Ep 308. Non-mover

Ep 307. Four baths a day

Ep 306. Pity Party

Ep 305. Blue Belt

Ep 304. Vasectomy Guy

Ep 303. Louse House

Ep 302. Ask Your Mam

Ep 301. Warhammer Guy

The 300th Episode

Ep 299. Boil and Bite

Ep 298. Salavicious

Ep 297. This is horrifying

Ep 296. Phants!

Ep 295. Allegedly

Ep 294. Itchy Eyes

Ep 293. Blackhead Bullets

Ep 292. Pea and Hamished

Ep 291. C'est Super

Ep 290. Sounds Like Churros

Ep 289. Mr Pointless

Ep 288. Rake Away

Ep 287. Takeaway Tally

Ep 286. Counted and Verified

Ep 285. Little Pooh

Ep 284. Christember

Ep 283. Pedalo and a box of wine

Ep 282. Would Rosie Eat...

Ep 281. The Ninth Hour

Ep 280. Industrial Slime Production

Ep 279. All My Fellas

Ep 278. Out of Office Reply

Ep 277. Old Prospector Ramsey

Ep 276. Pie Fister

Ep 275. Robaldo

Ep 274. Get your head stuck in

Ep 273. Documenting my t*ts off!

Ep 272. Disposable Kegs

Ep 271. Fox Blocked

Ep 270. Front street meet

Ep 269. The Summer of Sixty Nine

Ep 268. Eat an egg!

Ep 267. Rumour has it

Ep 266. Gasolina

Ep 265. Blah de blah

Ep 264. Freaky and Weird

Ep 263. There’s No Place Like Home

Ep 262. Can we talk about Bruno?

Ep 261. Protein Chowder

Ep 260. Dog In

Ep 259. The Constant Gardener

Ep 258. In The Namy

Ep 257. Gary's Anatomy

Ep 256. The Greatest Showman

Ep 255. Purple Power Ranger

Ep 254. Your Ma

Ep 253. This young perp...

Ep 252. Taste the Rainbow

Ep 251. Better than you

Ep 250. Soft Man Era

Ep 249. Christmas Ramsey

Sh**ged Married Annoyed at Love Amelia

Ep 248. Breaded Ham

Ep 247. Incense Sisters

Ep 246. A new low

Ep 245. Serial Sanitiser

Ep 244. *QFTP Special*

Ep 243. Bag of Bricks

Ep 242. Beloved Sponge

Ep 241. Air Biscuit

Ep 240. Duvet Lasagne

Ep 239. Talk less, smile more

Ep 238. Open Sesame

Ep 237. Dinner Ladies Best Mate

Ep 236. Rosie and Ramsey FM

Ep 235. Egg, toast, wine and…

Ep 234. Triple D

Ep 233. 4pm Fight Time

Ep 232. Four Eighths

Ep 231. Obligatory Trebles

What's that on your prom dress?... A short message from Chris & Rosie

Ep 230. Daytime MILF Event

Ep 229. No Capping

Ep 228. Roll In The Woods

Ep 227. Double Bunny Ears

Ep 226. Whiskers

Ep 225. Yolo

Ep 224. Double Wipe

Ep 223. Hot Heat

Ep 222. Double Cap

Ep 221. Lego Destruction Pending

Ep 220. Good Optics

Ep 219. Nice Coat Lee

Ep 218. Pity Click

Ep 217. kiss my flower

Ep 216. Open!

Ep 215. Cold Hearted Father

Ep 214. Spirito Di Punto

Ep 213. Skip Cap

Ep 212. Five Fold Sunnies

Ep 211. FAGDA

Ep 210. Pear of Anguish

Ep 209. Biggest Loser

Ep 208. Cowboy

Ep 207. Ham Dumpling

Ep 206. What film am I thinking of?

Ep 205. Pass the Shoe

Ep 204. Three blind wipes

Ep 203. Nurse Damp

Ep 202. Ding dong the crust is gone

Ep 201. Don’t tug at your girdle

Extra! Extra!

Ep 200. AD/BC

Ep 199. Christmas Special: What would Jackie do?

Sh**ged Married Annoyed at Footprints Community Café

Ep 198. Strip Search

Ep 197. Magnum XL

Ep 196. Centrifugal Force

Ep 195. Glib, Glab, Glob

Ep 194. Preekend

Ep 193. BeanFest

Ep 192. Dirty knit witted yellow livered

Ep 191. Gilet Incorporated

Ep 190. Just be chill

Ep 189. House Shoes

Ep 188. Mars Cha Cha

Ep 187. Born to Fight

Ep 186. Kegs full of Kaka

Ep 185. Anchor Pants

Ep 184. Beat the Letter

Ep 183. Water is blue

Ep 182. A little bit sexy

Ep 181. The glove

Ep 180. Sommelier summer camp

Ep 179. Pokethon

Ep 178. Oh wow

Ep 177. Summer holiday special

Ep 176. Out of Office

Ep 175. Double Muggins

Ep 174. Co-ords

Ep 173. Hot Potato

Ep 172. But what about the pool table?

Ep 171. Meet you in my dreams

Ep 170. The 80’s door handle

Ep 169. Dacious

Ep 168. The Worst Smell in The World

Ep 167. Killer extensions

Ep 166. Hip hip...

Ep 165. Rude Awakening

Ep 164. The Best Walker

Ep 163. Good Friday plonkcast

Ep 162. Three words

Ep 161. How long you staying?

Ep 160. Round Robin

Ep 159. Free Roam

Ep 158. These boots aren’t made for walking

Ep 157. Purple reigns

Ep 156. Bathroom Teaspoon

Ep 155. The Pitt's

Ep 154. Stain of regret

Ep 153. Record Breakers

Ep 152. Do Buy

Ep 151. Timber

Ep 150. Tony doesn't live here

Ep 149. Dipped in fat

Ep 148. Christmas Special

Ep 147. Find a happy place

Ep 146. Liquid Gold

Ep 145. Sorry Dad

Ep 144. Licence to snooze

Ep 143. How’s Christine?

Ep 142. Classic Borisina

Ep 141. That’s a crow

Ep 140. NOT a Halloween special

Ep 139. Baby name betrayal

Ep 138. Party at the drive thru

Ep 137. Oh Crumbs

Ep 136. Elephant Dolphin

Ep 135. Turbo time

Ep 134. Bon bons in the knicker drawer

Ep 133. The Iron Curtain

Ep 132. Fish Guy

Ep 131. A thumbnail of wine

Ep 130. To whom it may concern

Ep 129. Rosie Harissa

Ep 128. Draw the minion!

Ep 127. Not a holiday

Ep. 126 Good Grief

Ep 125. Return of the toenails

Ep 124. The Midwife Always Knocks Twice

Ep 123. Case closed

Ep 122. Hack Guy

Ep 121. One ring to rule them all

Ep 120. Low hanging fruit

Ep 119. Like father, like son

Ep 118. What a man wants

Ep 117. Festering Bowl of Bolognese

Ep 116. Instructed by tumblers

Ep 115. Sidebored

Ep 114. A lady from the 90's

Ep 113. How deep do you sleep?

Ep. 112 Coal-Slaw

Ep 111. Total (lack of) Recall

Ep 110. 110 take 2

Ep 109. Flannel Heavy

EP 108. Carpet Squares

Ep 107. Bucking Mad

Ep 106. Pay as you go go go go go

Ep 105. Coffin Confessors

Ep 104. Flock of Lasagne

Ep 103. Bones

Ep. 102 Cremetisserie

Ep 101. Maternity Leave #3

Ep 100. Best of #1

Ep 99. Maternity Leave #2

Ep 98. Maternity Leave #1

Ep 97. Docket or Not

Ep 96. Christmas Bonus Special

Ep 95. Turkey leg-over

Ep 94. Gorgey Hun

Ep 93. Living with Meatloaf

Ep 92. Narrow Church

Ep 91. See this finger, see this thumb

Ep 90. Bed Kegs

Ep 89. Where you bin my love?

Ep 88. Mr Saturday Night

Ep. 87 Heels and shoulders

Ep 86. The today after tomorrow

Ep 85. Mark of Zorro

Ep 84. Top Sheet

Ep 83. Give me an A

Ep 82. Minty Fresh

Ep 81. Spite Salmon

Ep 80. Auntie Pat

Bonus Episode

Ep 79. Around the World

Ep 78. Magnety

Ep 77. Eat Your Words

Ep 76. Sweet sixteen unicorn

Ep 75. A breath of fresh air

Ep 74. Queen Bee in The Side Garden

Ep 73. 36 hours later

Ep 72. Guest in the nest

Ep 71. Dull as dishwater

Ep 70. Seventy several

Ep 69. Meal for Two

Ep 68. Dental dam

Ep 67. Streets of Heferlon

Ep 66. Fortune cookies

Ep 65. Love Birds

Ep 64. Bath Buddy

Ep 63. The Twits

Ep 62. Yarden

Ep 61. My lover

Ep 60. Zoom Pole

Ep 59. Tiger trap

Ep 58. Fondling by the reservoir

Ep 57. The Sniff test

Ep 56. The Depositor

Ep 55. Elastic Burdens

Ep 54. Pointing the Finger

Ep 53. Auntie Panky

Ep 52. One in Thirty

Ep 51. Sip Swallow Chug, Chug, Chug

Ep 50. Billy’s Egg Trick

Ep 49. Brace yourself

Ep 48. Drip Drip Drop.

Ep 47. Express yourself

Ep 46. Wide Winifred

Ep 45. Sweaty Veg: Christmas Special

Ep 44. Bad breath boyfriend

Ep 43. Raging semi

Ep 42. Don't hate, hydrate.

Ep 41. Batman lives next door

Ep 40. Cheese table

Ep 39. The Zodiac DJ

Ep 38. Buttery Beef

Ep 37. The Urine Episode

Ep 36. Final Warning

Ep 35. Bit of the moon

Ep 34. Coughcast

Ep 33. Popcast

Ep 32. Butt Rings

Ep 31. Sugar Lips

Ep 30. Swamp rings

Ep 29. Use your face more!

Ep 28. Oops!

Ep 27. Found a good a chew

Ep 26. Out of Office #2

Ep. 25 Twinkle Toes

Ep 24. Viennetta Vinny

Ep 23. Did you hear about the Crab Girl?

Ep 22. Push the button

Ep 21. Double dip with me all day long

Ep 20. Worrying Crush

Ep 19. Out of Office Reply

Ep 18. Fetch the bang pillow!

Ep 17. The square root of sex

Ep 16. Fanny by the gaslight

Ep 15. Our safe word is...

Ep 14. A pre-marriage thing?

Ep 13. Bed time stand off

Ep 12. Caravan of love

Ep 11. Floss before you flirt

Ep 10. Who let the cats in?

Ep 9. Wine and a FAB time

Ep 8. Diplomatic Immunity

Ep 7. Shredded Beef

Ep 6. Let’s see shall we

Ep 5. Widowed by a Seagull

Ep 4. Don't touch my bum, I'm a celebrity Mum

Ep3. Episode three, take two.

Ep 2. Hungry eyes and a first date surprise

Ep 1. Three’s a crowd, four’s a chore

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