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Shit My Pastor Said

They said it with a smile to appear playful.They would call us family, so we would bind ourselves tighter, while their power sat firmly in the center. They cried at the end of a long day, “We are the luckiest people in the world to have this job!” as we trudged back into another twelve-hour shift.Shit My Pastor Said is a space to expose, name, and process the spiritual abuse and manipulation we’ve carried for too long. This isn’t just about venting, it’s about reclaiming. Together we’ll: Laugh at the absurdity of what was said to us. Cry at the weight of what we endured. Inspire one another as we move toward healing.Because sometimes the best way to start mending wounds is by naming them out loud.

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  1. 24

    Rose Madrid Swetman

    Rose Madrid Swetman Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter Download Rose has been a mentor, friend, and force to an infinite number of people. She works at the Seattle School of Theology & Psychology, was one of the first women ordained in the Vineyard movement, and is a serious badass. Rose shares her stories of loss, tragedy, and what she had to reckon with and overcome to be the person she is today. Her story is currently being written for her future memoir. To support her work and read her progress, visit https://rosemadridswetman.substack.com

  2. 23

    Mimes Are Cool and Other White Faced Lies Youth Pastors Tell

    Mimes Are Cool and Other White Faced Lies Youth Pastors Tell Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter Download

  3. 22

    Southern Baptists Hate Women

    Southern Baptists Hate Women Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter Download

  4. 21

    Yelling Pastors

    Getting yelled at by another adult should be a rare and extreme occurrence. Why has it been normalized in churches for staff and even volunteers? Dano and Kris talk over their experiences getting yelled at as staff pastors, how Dano somehow didn’t get yelled at in a professional kitchen, and how yelling gets the shoes on your kids but makes them cry.

  5. 20

    Unpacking Boyd and a Rhubarb Tattoo

    Unpacking Boyd and a Rhubarb Tattoo Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter Download

  6. 19

    Greg Boyd

    Greg Boyd is known for a lot important things. Theologian, pastor, professor, heavy metal drummer ...happy for him. What he WILL be known for is his debut on Shit My Pastor Said. I imagine people will be pushing each other into bushes to be the first amongst their peers to shout "Isn't that Greg Boyd from the Sauter Pod??!!!!!!" Rumors are true friends, Greg Boyd joined us to talk non-violent response, hope for the future church, why he struggles with his double bass kicks, and some pretty amazing wisdom on being kind. Greg is one of our mentors and heroes, and we are so excited for you to meet him for yourself.

  7. 18

    What does RESURRECTION even mean???!!!

    Bree and Kris process what the cross and resurrection once meant and what it looks like today. Note: Banger of a joke by Bree early on.

  8. 17

    Christian Sales Rep Cold Calls Pagan about Easter—Mini Episode #2

    Christian Sales Rep Cold Calls Pagan about Easter—Mini Episode #2 Dano Sauter Download

  9. 16

    Theological Trash Takes—Round Two

    Theological Trash Takes—Round Two Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter Download

  10. 15

    Shitty Theology Bracket Madness

    Shitty Theology Bracket Madness Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter Download Your entire life has led down to this singular moment where you find out what living really means. Vote for each round to see who advances in this take all tournament, where no one really wins because we’ve been impacted by this toxic theology. Vote as many times as your heart desires and leave us a comment about why you voted the way you voted on socials! &nbsp; <a href="https://krissauter.com/theological-trash-takes-tournament" class="sqs-block-button-element--medium sqs-button-element--primary sqs-block-button-element" data-sqsp-button > VOTE! <a href="https://www.facebook.com/shitmypastorsaid/" class="sqs-block-button-element--medium sqs-button-element--primary sqs-block-button-element" data-sqsp-button target="_blank" > COMMENT! &nbsp;

  11. 14

    Church Events No One Wanted and One Event Everyone Wanted

    Church Events No One Wanted and One Event Everyone Wanted Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter Download

  12. 13

    The Unexpected Holiness of Not Watching Robin Hood Prince of Thieves for Forty Days and Nights

    The Unexpected Holiness of Not Watching Robin Hood Prince of Thieves for Forty Days and Nights Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter Download

  13. 12

    Micah Wilson: Processing evolving faith, poetry, and toxic small groups

    Micah Wilson: Processing Evolving Faith, Poetry, and Toxic Small Groups Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter, Micah Wilson Download

  14. 11

    Valentine’s Day, Sex, and Song of Solomon

    Valentine's Day, Sex, and Song of Solomon Dano Sauter, Kris Sauter Download

  15. 10

    Dave Schmelzer

    To find more information on Dave's current work, visit The Pocket Contemplative. And for his book that we reference, score a deal at Thrift Books.

  16. 9

    “Only Believe!” with Kyle Marxhausen

    Special Guest Kyle Marxhausen shares his stories from being a PK in a charismatic church. There may or may not be a leg that grows out of nowhere.

  17. 8

    Flipping Tables at an Ice Church

    Flipping Tables at an Ice Church Dano Sauter, Kris Sauter

  18. 7

    Minneapolis, Misogyny, and (what M word captures "spiritual gaslighting to center whiteness”)

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  19. 6

    Reclaiming Practices Amidst Processing an Ice Murder

    Reclaiming Practices Amidst Processing an Ice Murder Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter

  20. 5

    Why No One Wants To Sit In The Front Row for Xmas Eve Services

    Why no one wants to sit in the front row for Xmas Eve service Dano Sauter and Kris Sauter

  21. 4

    A Christian DJ Walks Into a Cidery...

    Jake Scott joins us this week, and it's a ride. Once almost fired as a Christian radio DJ, then a pastoral intern who stayed way longer than he should have, Jake walks us through the lessons that shaped him, the people who held him, and how it all informed the way he leads his crew at Duluth Cider today. We talk about love, loss, faith, business, and what happens when you finally stop trying to be the person everyone told you to be. Trigger warning: sexual assault is discussed near the end of the episode.

  22. 3

    Church Announcements: Santa’s Christian Now

    Santa gives the announcements at church—cause he's Christian now!

  23. 2

    Church Conferences Gone Wild?

    Who doesn't love a good church conference? The lanyards. The merch tables. The worship team that definitely rehearsed for 19 hours straight. And of course, prophecy hour, where you find out just how well you REALLY hear from God, or whether you are just guessing with confidence. In this episode, we dive into the conference culture so many of us grew up in: ➡️ The prophetic hot seat moments ➡️ The spiritual competition no one admits is happening ➡️ The one person everyone collectively eye rolls at (you know EXACTLY who we mean) ➡️ And the question beneath it all: What were we actually looking for at these events ➡️ And can we find that longing anywhere else, somewhere healthier, kinder, or maybe just less dramatic? If you have ever attended a church conference, survived one, or escaped one, this episode is for you. Pull up a chair and laugh and cry with us as we unpack the wild world of conferences, the ways they shape us, and the deeper desires we carried into those spaces.

  24. 1

    Break the Chains with Hanes

    Talking youth group horror stories with Bree Thompson and the beautiful journey she's been on to leave the shitty narratives behind to tell herself and those she loves a better story.

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    Shit My Pastor Said

    Dano and Kris introduce the pod and why in the hell we're processing spiritual trauma.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

They said it with a smile to appear playful.They would call us family, so we would bind ourselves tighter, while their power sat firmly in the center. They cried at the end of a long day, “We are the luckiest people in the world to have this job!” as we trudged back into another twelve-hour shift.Shit My Pastor Said is a space to expose, name, and process the spiritual abuse and manipulation we’ve carried for too long. This isn’t just about venting, it’s about reclaiming. Together we’ll: Laugh at the absurdity of what was said to us. Cry at the weight of what we endured. Inspire one another as we move toward healing.Because sometimes the best way to start mending wounds is by naming them out loud.

HOSTED BY

Kris Sauter, Dano Sauter

Produced by Kris Sauter

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They said it with a smile to appear playful.They would call us family, so we would bind ourselves tighter, while their power sat firmly in the center. They cried at the end of a long day, “We are the luckiest people in the world to have this job!” as we trudged back into another twelve-hour...

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