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Sh*t on the Table

by shitonthetable

Welcome and thank you for choosing to spend your grooming hour with Sh*t on the Table. We are a Podcast for Dog Groomers by Dog Groomers. We are an opinion based podcast who talk about our day to day events or just shoot the sh*t about grooming topics. Please enjoy.

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Episodes

  1. You Announced You’re An Asshole, And You’re Continuing To Be One

    It's been a minute since our last episode, so this is just a catch up episode.

  2. Face Shot By A Portuguese Water Dog

    In this episode we touch on the rising prices of our every day products, followed by a couple great stories from our listeners.

  3. Back At It Again, Bitches

    After a few months off for personal reasons, we're back and just filling you in on what we've been up to while we were gone.

  4. I Didn’t Work This Hard For Santa To Come Swooping In

    We will be taking a break, but we will be back in a couple of months.

  5. I Don’t Go Around Breaking People’s Toilets

  6. How You Gonna Say ”Poor Harvey?”

  7. It’s ”House” Dude!

  8. Creepy Pasta

    Our special Halloween episode this year, we read to you some creepy pasta stories.

  9. I’m Her Groomer In Vegas... Well, I Was...

    This one has a funny story about one of our client's, we discuss some personal stuff going on, and we talk about shampoos.

  10. You’re Just Gonna Break Their Plumbing Anyways

    Another episode that is all over the place, enjoy!

  11. I’m Kind Of Annoying, And You Are Too

    This one is all over the place, enjoy!

  12. What If He Was Tugging It Out Real Quick?

    This episode mostly covers our experience and opinions about the 2022 edition of SuperZoo in Las Vegas, as well as a couple stories from our listeners.

  13. We’re Pretty Sober These Days

    After discussing what's going on in our lives, we touch back on our PetSmart Days and our troubles registering for SuperZoo

  14. It Gets Worse!... It Gets Worse!

    This episode covers a lot of personal situations going on at the moment, along with a discussion about grooming (or not grooming )aggressive dogs.

  15. Poppin’ Dog Tranqs!

    This episode touches heavily upon Roe V Wade being overturned and also includes a product suggestion.

  16. I’m Not Calling You A Liar, But I’m Calling You Out

    We have more health updates for all of you, along side an opinion about a product that Vanessa tried out recently.

  17. www.ShitOnTheTable.com

    This episode covers the new things going on with the podcast with a new logo, website, and merch just to name a few. We also touch on imperfections in grooming and striving to be better.

  18. You Should Be Eating Your Clients..... Pockets....

    This episode touches on Vanessa's updated schedule for this summer, thinking about expanding, and social media usage for the businesses.

  19. You Could Sell Your Medical Waste

    In this episode we touch on Vanessa's recovery from surgery, Vanessa's week alone with the babies, and a discussion over some products and their quality.

  20. [email protected]

    This episode is sponsored by: Moego https://www.moego.pet/ This episode touches on Vanessa's new shampoo, Vanessa's working interview with a potential replacement, and some social media drama

  21. The D Word Does Not Exist In My Business

    This episode touches on the flu that's been going around, Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, some new stuff that we have in the works, and a story from one of our listeners.

  22. I’m What Horror Movies Are Made Of

    This episode we touch on mobile Vanessa going back to work from maternity leave, and salon Vanessa's update regarding her recovery from surgery.

  23. Interview with Anaïs Hayden

    In this episode we were honored to have the chance to interview Anaïs Hayden about her facebook groups, and how she got into dog grooming and coloring. Enjoy!

  24. Maybe They Just All Like Being Put In Their Place

    This episode is about groomers who don't have their own pets, and rehoming pets. Enjoy!

  25. That Made Me Pucker

    This episode discusses Vanessa's breast reduction, and we cover IGA and other similar programs.

  26. One More Update Before We Get Back To It

    In our last episode we updated you all on what has happened with Mobile Vanessa. This episode we update you on what has been going on with Salon Vanessa.

  27. We’re Back With A Birthing Update!

    This episode is all about Vanessa's Birthing Experience

  28. You Look Like A Beast!

    This episode is just talking about life.

  29. Wafflestomping

    We've come up with our million dollar grooming plan, don't steal it! Unless you live outside of Vegas...

  30. I Just Let Them Know I Don‘t Have Any Pants On

    This episode is all over the place, enjoy!

  31. Were They Floaters Or Was This Diarrhea?

    We're back... and our topic this week is how to talk to your clients.

  32. When You Make Eye Contact, It‘s Really Weird

    We're back and go over everything that's happened over the last month or so, including SuperZoo!

  33. It Sounds Like She Was Getting Turned On By You

    We had a hard time coming up with a topic, so we discussed our weeks and went straight to stories!

  34. I Wear Gags For Fun!

    This episode covers mobile Vanessa's experience with Covid while being pregnant with twins, and we also discuss the grooming communities problem with Dollar Shave Club.

  35. Never Had Brown Titties Before... Got Brown Titties...

    This episode is all about Superzoo Classes.

  36. She Said To Go Jerkoff Indoors!

    In this episode we discuss Vanessa's Pregnancy, Funny Client stories, and our Work vs Pay relationship.

  37. I've Got Mom Issues... I've Got Daddy Issues Too

    In this episode we update you on Vanessa's Pregnancy, a dog's death involving the Groomer's Helper, and some other groomer related drama.

  38. Elbows Deep In The Grey Water Tank

    This episode covers POS systems, Pregnancy, and Ryan's Pet Supply being purchased by a larger company.

  39. .... It Happened One Time...

    In this episode we discuss "Maintenance Grooming" and announcing Vanessa's pregnancy on the podcast before telling family.

  40. Unsolicited Dick Picks!!!...

    In this episode we discuss Vanessa's pregnancy update and we discuss groups that you may want to check out on Facebook.

  41. Daddy?!?!?… Daddy?!?!?

    In the episode we make a special announcement, as well a product review and pissing people off on the internet.

  42. So That Dog's Just Asking For It...

    In this episode, you'll hear one of the funniest arguments Vanessa and Vanessa have ever had, as well as their opinions on bartering services.

  43. We're Like OB's For Dogs

    Sorry about the audio in this episode. We will be looking to fix the issue before our next episode is recorded. Thanks is advance.

  44. I Hope I See Her At The Hotel Later

    In the episode we discuss Vanessa appearing in an episode of the HBOMax show, Haute Dog!

  45. You never washed their vulvas?!

  46. We're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

    This episode is a complete explanation of why we were unable to record our last episode.

  47. I'm Not Gonna Jump Up and Down and Hug You Each Time You Tip Me

    In this episode we discuss the groomer/client relationship, pre-groom consultations, and briefly go over the holidays.

  48. I'm a Dirty Dog Groomer And I Don't Wear Underwear

    In this episode we discuss our weeks, products, and someone who was calling out the dog grooming community.

  49. You DID Masturbate With The Velocity Dryer!

    We had to record this episode in two different sessions due to a neighborhood blackout. Enjoy!

  50. The World Is Not Going To End If You Take A Sick Day

    After discussing our weeks, we interview one of our listeners discussing her operations as a house call groomer.

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ABOUT THIS SHOW

Welcome and thank you for choosing to spend your grooming hour with Sh*t on the Table. We are a Podcast for Dog Groomers by Dog Groomers. We are an opinion based podcast who talk about our day to day events or just shoot the sh*t about grooming topics. Please enjoy.

HOSTED BY

shitonthetable

CATEGORIES

comedy

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Welcome and thank you for choosing to spend your grooming hour with Sh*t on the Table. We are a Podcast for Dog Groomers by Dog Groomers. We are an opinion based podcast who talk about our day to day events or just shoot the sh*t about grooming topics. Please enjoy.

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