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You Announced You’re An Asshole, And You’re Continuing To Be One

Face Shot By A Portuguese Water Dog

Back At It Again, Bitches

I Didn’t Work This Hard For Santa To Come Swooping In

I Don’t Go Around Breaking People’s Toilets

How You Gonna Say ”Poor Harvey?”

It’s ”House” Dude!

Creepy Pasta

I’m Her Groomer In Vegas... Well, I Was...

You’re Just Gonna Break Their Plumbing Anyways

I’m Kind Of Annoying, And You Are Too

What If He Was Tugging It Out Real Quick?

We’re Pretty Sober These Days

It Gets Worse!... It Gets Worse!

Poppin’ Dog Tranqs!

I’m Not Calling You A Liar, But I’m Calling You Out

www.ShitOnTheTable.com

You Should Be Eating Your Clients..... Pockets....

You Could Sell Your Medical Waste

[email protected]

The D Word Does Not Exist In My Business

I’m What Horror Movies Are Made Of

Interview with Anaïs Hayden

Maybe They Just All Like Being Put In Their Place

That Made Me Pucker

One More Update Before We Get Back To It

We’re Back With A Birthing Update!

You Look Like A Beast!

Wafflestomping

I Just Let Them Know I Don‘t Have Any Pants On

Were They Floaters Or Was This Diarrhea?

When You Make Eye Contact, It‘s Really Weird

It Sounds Like She Was Getting Turned On By You

I Wear Gags For Fun!

Never Had Brown Titties Before... Got Brown Titties...

She Said To Go Jerkoff Indoors!

I've Got Mom Issues... I've Got Daddy Issues Too

Elbows Deep In The Grey Water Tank

.... It Happened One Time...

Unsolicited Dick Picks!!!...

Daddy?!?!?… Daddy?!?!?

So That Dog's Just Asking For It...

We're Like OB's For Dogs

I Hope I See Her At The Hotel Later

You never washed their vulvas?!

We're Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack.

I'm Not Gonna Jump Up and Down and Hug You Each Time You Tip Me

I'm a Dirty Dog Groomer And I Don't Wear Underwear

You DID Masturbate With The Velocity Dryer!

The World Is Not Going To End If You Take A Sick Day

I'm Sorry, But Beauty And The Beast Is Bestiality

I Don't Know... I Didn't Push Her Out Of My Pussy

There's No Sharks, But There Are Dead Bodies....

We Literally Have Pow-Wows While She's Waxing My Pussy

I Didn't Take A Picture Of You..... Eww

We're Drunk, That's Where We At

So We Get The Last Room In The Back Of The Motel...

Noooo I'm Not Going To Waterboard Your Dog

Every Time I Say "Honey," I Feel Dirty

I'll Groom Any Dog That's Good... Except For Shiba's and Husky's... and Chows...

At Some Point I Knew.... This Was A Plumber Problem.

I Pee In A Bowl, Like, Let's Just Put It Out There...

When I Look At You, I Remember Your Toe Nails Scratching Me

So What?! Maybe I Wanna Get Fat.

Awwwwww... This Bitch Has An Oreo...

Ohhhh... Are These Hair Splinters Arousing You??

So, I'm Gonna Be Very Candid Right Now...

The Joys of Pasadena Part 2

The Joys of Pasadena Part 1

Chuggin' Nyquil like Lil' Wayne

I'm Allergic to Shiba Inus

My Husband Tried To Kill Me

People Are Going To Start Emailing AA Pamphlets

I'm being Polite and Respectful, like a Good Little Girl

Brought To You By Tequila

Juices Are Flowing, Literally

Daddy! Look At All The Hair! Look, Daddy!

Drunk Off Exhaustion

My Favorite Word

Do I Give Off That Vibe....?

Bleeding Your Own Blood

Seniors, insta shits with a nip slip

Tequila, Piercings and Karaoke - A SuperZoo Special

Shit Introduced