Smart Ass Tarot

Episodes

1. 7

   Smart Ass Tarot S2E15

   Does Carter have what it takes to become a Buddhist monk? What is the future for Nick and I? When will Marisa call this guy her boyfriend? Find out in this week's episode!

   Apr 12, 2023

   1h 54m
2. 6

   Smart Ass Tarot S2E14

   "Who's playing who? New relationship or just for now?" & "Is he gonna leave his wife for me REDUX" & Rapid-fire at the end! A fun, productive episode. Wholesome for Grandma!

   Apr 6, 2023

   1h 08m
3. 5

   Smart Ass Tarot S2E13

   In this episode: "Will my abusive piece of shit ex-husband come back?" PLUS "Will I get this promotion?" WITH "Will I get the job offer?" AND "'Are you ok?' 'I'm pooping!'" ALL THIS and more!

   Mar 20, 2023

   1h 23m
4. 4

   Smart Ass Tarot S2E12

   This week: Ace of Disks means you're working for peanuts; The Devil crossed with Death makes for some dedicated Heavy Metal fans. Airplanes, Starships, Glitter... it's Nothing but a Good Time tonight.

   Mar 16, 2023

   1h 35m
5. 3

   Smart Ass Tarot S2E11

   We look at why "Why?" is not the best Tarot question. Also we rate listeners' nude pics and Zack finally gets arrested for sedition LIVE! Don't miss it!

   Mar 7, 2023

   1h 51m
6. 2

   Smart Ass Tarot S2E10

   Fascist bullies in state government were once fascist bullies in the schoolyard. We look at both tonight in a Revolutionary edition of Smart Ass Tarot.

   Feb 27, 2023

   1h 39m
7. 1

   Smart Ass Tarot S2E9

   Tonight we get educational and look a little at Zack's Check System, see what Burnout looks like in a Career reading, and see what getting jerked the fuck around by an asshole looks like in a Love reading.

   Feb 20, 2023

   1h 54m
8. Smart Ass Tarot S2E8

   SUPER BOWL SPECIAL! We rate our favorite bean dips and reveal our fantasy football scores for the season... LOL just kidding, it's the usual depravity and good hard Tarot.

   Feb 13, 2023

   1h 39m
9. Smart Ass Tarot S2E7

   "Does my crush like me?", "Will my OnlyFans make money?", plus how to cleanse Stalker vibes & more!

   Feb 7, 2023

   1h 40m
10. Smart Ass Tarot S2E6

    In this Very Special Episode, we talk to Sophia about coming out of the Broom Closet to her conservative Christian parents. FUN!

    Jan 31, 2023

    1h 07m
11. Smart Ass Tarot S2E5

    We go bonkers in this one, off the wall bananas, it's totally insane, I need an AI to listen to this episode and write me a description...

    Jan 9, 2023

    1h 11m
12. Smart Ass Tarot S2E4

    Marisa gets a reading on work but then talks about her breakup instead, The Social Costs of Success, Falling in LOVE when you're broken, Douchebag Litigious Ex-Husband Update. FUN!

    Jan 3, 2023

    1h 36m
13. Smart Ass Tarot S2E3

    Double-length Holiday show! We look at career stagnation, the symbolism of the Hard Sell, custody battles with narcissists, and look for a little vacation Ooo-la-la.

    Dec 21, 2022

    1h 53m
14. Smart Ass Tarot S2E2

    In this episode of Smart Ass Tarot: we kick dirt on Twin Flames, look at the fate of humanity, and ask if he's gonna leave his wife for her.

    Dec 13, 2022

    1h 17m
15. Smart Ass Tarot S2E1

    We're back for a new, improved season of Smart Ass Tarot, hosted by Marisa Malahowski and Zack Anderson! In the season premiere, we look at student grants, potential roommates, and chasing creative dreams.

    Dec 5, 2022

    1h 09m
16. Smart Ass Tarot S1E8

    Psychic Vision but also Actual Medical Vision? Southern Indiana being 10 of Wands for this guy who is in the worst place to get medical care for his eyes, "Danny's" mistress asks about her married boyfriend (spoiler alert: he's a dick), and how zodiac signs and planets work in the Tarot.

    Mar 31, 2021

    2h 08m
17. Smart Ass Tarot S1E7

    Zack's "check system" and how Dune Messiah is a stealth handbook for Prescience in Theory and Practice, and a few readings (one with a happy ending!). This episode is dedicated to the memory of Jane Hawkner, co-owner of Eye of Horus Metaphysical and badass witch. RIP.

    Mar 24, 2021

    2h 01m
18. Smart Ass Tarot S1E6

    In the first hour, Zack walks Marisa through his Standard Base Pattern and how he tags cards and groups them in modules. Then we read for two different Mediums about Spirit Communication, we look at how a reading can go from vague to specific, and talk about cord-cutting and violent people.

    Mar 24, 2021

    2h 02m
19. Smart Ass Tarot S1E5

    Ask my Tarot what's the meaning: relationships be intervening on the sound of your money machining.

    Mar 24, 2021

    2h 05m
20. Smart Ass Tarot S1E4

    We read for the People of Minneapolis during the Derek Chauvin trial (RIP GEORGE FLOYD), do a few listener readings, and explore how often should you get your Tarot read.

    Mar 24, 2021

    2h 14m
21. Smart Ass Tarot S1E3 (The Lost Episode!)

    We had this uploaded but never published! Lost episode!

    Mar 24, 2021

    1h 42m
22. Smart Ass Tarot S1E2

    Probably the best episode of Smart Ass Tarot Season 1!

    Mar 23, 2021

    2h 19m
23. Smart Ass Tarot S1E1

    First Experimental Episode of Smart Ass Tarot

    Mar 23, 2021

    2h 04m