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Square Eyes Syndrome
by Ben Gilman
Each week Ben Gilman, Troy Salmon, Tara Chloe and Helen Carins come together to discuss what TV they have been watching. Join us on our TV journey each week!
Episodes
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SES 240: Richard E Grant is a Traitor didn't you know?
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is running with the monkeys, Troy still isn't Tom cruise and his tiny penis and Helen has taken her balls back. This week we talk about: Primate Celebrity Traitors UK Season 2 The Running Man 28 Days Later The Bone Temple Jack Reacher Criminal Records…
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SES 239: Tom Cruise has a tiny penis
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Troy is running from dinosaurs, Helen is webbing up and Ben is calling footballers pussies. This week we talk about: Critters Toy Story 5 HIM 5 Nights at Freddie's 2 Badly In Love The End of the Oak Street Jack Reacher Private Eyes Spider Man: Brand New Day...
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SES 238: Shut up Keira, Shut up Keira, Shut up Keira!
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is talking about laundry and Troy is disappearing in a puff of smoke. This week we talk about: Badly in Love Traitors Australia Season 3 Until the T shirt Dries GTO 25 Years of you Until Dawn Human Vapour Ride or Die Man vs Baby The Last House Podcast...
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SES 237: Ex-Girlfriends, assassinations and balls in space
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben regrets his return to Marine, Troy is trying to kill his teacher and Helen is taking a trip to the hospital. This week we talk about: Pet Sematary 2 They Will Kill You Elona Holmes 2 Mortal Kombat 2 The New Key Candyman 2 Amandaland The Documentary of…
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SES 236: You are a Traitor, they are a traitor, we are all Traitors!
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben has his cloak back on, Helen is half the man, and Troy is kung fighting. This week we talk about: The Long Walk Black Phone 2 The Substance 28 Years Later Sinners The Conjuring: The Last Rites I Know What You Did Last Summer Traitors...
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SES 235:Welcome to the "Luffy is getting his arse kicked" arc
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben would like to drag Amercians to hell, Troy wants to start up his own Jurassic Park and Helen is looking for shelter for the resident. This week we talk about: The Love Witch Suspiria Drag Me To Hell Frankenstein Good Boy Re/member: The Last Day Bring…
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SES 234: So those Bafta Winners were good choices weren't they?
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is staying clear of Carrie White and calls Death a pussy, Troy is visiting the animal kingdom and Helen is hijacking the show. This week we talk about: The Iron Claw Maniac Cop Together Phantasm 3 Phantasm 4 Carrie The Final Destination Final…
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SES 233:Troy get that Traitors cloak on you now lad!
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben tries to recruit Troy to the dark side, Helen is patient with Wonder Man and Troy is dealing with the madness. This week we talk about: Haunted Hotel Big Boys The Traitors Enola Holmes The Traitors Ireland John Wick Take That Criminal Record His and…
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SES 232: All the faithful have the IQ of a sponge
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is taking dating trips from the yakuza and Troy begs us to go back for one last trip to Hawkins. This week we talk about: X-Men 97 The First Omen Badly in Love Gannibal Stranger Things The Traitors What Lies Underneath Weapons Mr Mercedes Storm of the...
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SES 231: The secret Traitor is clearly a United, Liverpool or Arsenal fan
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben thinks the secret traitor looks dashing and Helen wants to a Walrus ballad. This week we talk about: The Traitors Stranger Things Wolverine and Deadpool The Fly The Roses Abigail Amandaland Runaway 28 Years Later The ballad of Wallis Island Podcast...
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SES 230: Goodbye 2025, you can go die in a ditch now
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben wishes he was Welsh, Troy is telling Pennywise to please leave and Helen has got her knives out for everyone. This week we talk about: Welcome To Wrexham Daddy Issues Pluribus Welcome to Derry Parish Mr Mercedes Knives Out: Wake Up Dead Man All Her…
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SES 229: Vecna is Will's father isn't he?
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben returns to Hawkins and Troy is making a monster in his own image. This week we talk about: A Man On the Inside Daddy Issues Stranger Things Changing Sides Puribus Frakenstein Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter: @squareeyessyn...
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SES 228: Hey Zelda can I stick my Master Sword in your Triforce?
This week Ben has a field report for Hawkins and Troy celebrates periods. This week we talk about: Dead Boy Detectives A Good's Girl Guide to Murder Chosen Home Stranger Things Wicked Pluribus Movie 43 Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter: @squareeyessyn Email us at:...
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SES 227: Alan Carr is such a good traitor he could murder your family and get away with it
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben struggles to get cracking on with the upside down and Troy is wondering where the real witcher has gone. This week we talk about: Thursday Night Murder Club The Conference Y2K Companion The Front Room The Damned Sharp Corner Welcome to Derry The Witcher...
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SES 226: Yes we know we have missed Halloween again
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben and Helen are casting for season 2 of the UK celebrity Traitors and Troy welcomes back Pennywise the clown, This week we talk about: Bram Stroker's Dracula Psycho Wednesday The Monkey Alice In Borderland Kiss Of Death Nosferatu Followers Wolf Man…
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SES 225: We see Pedro Pascal more than members of our family
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben analyzing others marriages, Troy is playing with his dolls and Helen is building new foundations. This week we talk about: DanDaDan Their Marriage Asura I want to die alone The Day Hikaru Died Blink Twice Megan 2.0 Superman Untamed Foundation The Studio...
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SES 224: Say your prayers, eat your vitamins and go to hell brother
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben and Troy started talking about tv and movies and ended up getting talking about wrestling again. Sorry. This week we talk about: Friday the 13th 2009 Fright Night Blink Twice Come To Daddy Ya Boy Kongming Rick and Morty Archer Podcast artwork Manami...
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SES 223: If a baby can win Squid Game so can we
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben declares war on babies and Troy wants to see 1 million followers. This week we talk about: Squid Game Hello Mary Lou Prom Queen 2 The Tribe Becky DanDaDan See Mr Brooks 1 Million Followers The Strangers: Chapter 1 The Sandman Podcast artwork Manami...
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SES 222: Ironheart is a straight up villain kids
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben calls idol fans freaks and Troy would like hijack some dark matter. This week we talk about: Oshi No Ko Heretic The Deliverance Final Destination 3 Storyville: The Contestant Tokyo Salad Bowl Secret Window Ironheart Dark Matter See Hijacked Podcast...
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SES 221: The doctor is going to have sex with themselves aren't they?
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben recommends going to prison with women and Helen is dealing with the devil in the studio. This week we talk about: Prison Princesses Years and Years 28 Years Later Devil in the Family The Studio Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/...
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SES 220: Horror films are for life, not just for Halloween
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben tries to complete Halloween 2024 in a week, Troy is in love with Netflix and both of them dance on the grave of Doctor Who . This week we talk about: Cobweb Sting Immaculate Gonjiam Haunted Asylum Cuckoo Fear Street: Prom Queen Smile 2 Beetlejuice...
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SES 219: 69th Eurovision? Nice
Welcome back to the syndrome! Yes, we know we are late tothe party on Eurovision! This was recorded 2 weeks ago and we haven’t been able to post it until now! Enjoy! This week we talk about: We help people Love Death and Robots Welcome, Now Get Lost Miu 404 The Assembly Papergirls Playing Nice…
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SES 218: David Tenant and Michael Sheen should just have sex already
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben wants to see David Tenant fuck everyone in the universe, Troy is in his prime and Helen wants you to realize you high potential. This week we talk about: Love on the Spectrum Black Mirror Paper Girls Good Omens Wicked Little Letters Clueless Ash Night…
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SES 217: Rylan Clark is a annoying twat
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is sick of anime love stories and Troy is taking up residence in his new digs. This week we are talking about: Toxic Town MIU 404 The Flatshare Blue Box The Bondsman The Residence Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter:...
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SES 216: Yep it's the wrestling one
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben and Troy take it back to the ring as they discuss the latest wrestling happenings. Back to normal service next week we promise! Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter: @squareeyessyn Email us at: [email protected] Facebook...
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SES 215: Danny Pink is Clara Oswald's dildo
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is faking his sick note and Helen is trying to pull the other one. This week we talk about: Amandaland Big Boys Sick Note Cobra Kai What We Do In The Shadows? Adolescence High Potential The Other One Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/...
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SES 214: We are not dead, we were just taking a nap
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben and Troy remember that they have a podcast to do and for the first time in 2 months get a episode done! This week we talk about: First Love The Hot Spot Video Nasty Blue Box Tokyo Love Story Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter:...
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SES 213: Everyone on The Traitors has cock mouth
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is impressed with Claudia Winkleman's bedroom games and Troy betrays Nick Park by not watching Wallace and Gromit. This week we talk about: Doctor Who Squid Game Wallace And Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl The Traitors Hellbound 3 Body Problem Podcast…
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SES 212: In 2025 we will all die !
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week we reflect back on 2024 and look ahead to the new year! Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter: @squareeyessyn Email us at: [email protected] Facebook group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/272033065809081 Ben's channel:...
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SES 211: America you can keep James Corden
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is into muscled lawyer love, Tara dares to bring up Gangnam again and Helen will regret killing you. This week we talk about: Ishiko and Haneo My Hero Academia Kyoto Love Story No Good Deed Gangnam The Deliverance The Substance After Sun Priscilla We...
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SES 210: Can someone please make Jack Black disappear?
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben wants to see the painful end of Jack Black and Helen wants to see a show when she goes to a trail. This week we talk about: Miss Porter Love Village DanDaDan Komi Can't Communicate Show Trail Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/…
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SES 209: Hollywood is out of ideas
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is undercover and Helen is hanging with the wrong crowd. This week we talk about: A Man on the Inside 17 Again Evangelion And Mrs Dirty Rotten Scrouges Bad Sisters Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter: @squareeyessyn Email us…
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SES 208: I am hitting you with a baseball bat because I love you
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben wants to hit some home runs shirtless, Helen is about the sweet bobby and Tara considers being the wife of a crime boss. This week we talk about: Rookies FLCL Evangelion Wednesday Agents of Mystery Yakuza Fiancé Sweet Bobby Rivals Podcast artwork Manami...
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SES 207 : Death to Love
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben trains so that he can doubletap Drew Barrymore, Helen is into both Doctors and Nurses and Tara fancies planks. This week we talk about: Past Lives Santa Clarita Diet Love Village DanDaDan Mr Plankton Nurse Jackie Doctor Oddessy Podcast artwork Manami...
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SES 206: Coldplay is heavier than Sleep Token
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben still thinks Hollywood is shit and Troy wants to go bear hunting. This week we talk about: Terminator Zero Enys Men Teasing Master Takagi-San Love Village Winnie the Pooh 2 Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter: @squareeyessyn...
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SES 205: Wednesday Adams will cut your penis off
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben advises against dating Wednesday and Troy wants to see Superman flex Lex Luthor into the moon. This week we talk about : Wednesday Tokyo Swindlers Agents Of Mystery Santa Clarita Diet The Cleaner Superman and Lois The Lincoln Lawyer Wicked City Podcast...
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SES 204: Someone please let Ryan Murphy know that his family would like him to come home at some point
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is not a fan of birds, Troy has shrinkage issues with his balls and Helen won't stop calling 911 even through it is not a emergency . This week we talk about: Ranma 1/2 The Boy And The Heron DanDaDan Tokyo Swindlers Terrifier Terrifier 2 Seinfeld Shadow...
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SES 203: Demi Moore still has the substance if you know what we mean
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben calls out Danny De Vito and Troy has pulled out his Dragon Balls even no one asked him to. This week we talk about: Terminator Zero Breeders Shinjuku Field Hospital The Addams Family The Addams Family: Family Values City Hunter The Influencer Queen Of...
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SES 202: Gary Oldman looks like he smells of piss
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Troy is a gambling man, Ben is still waiting to date Winona Ryder, Tara wants to stick a fork in your head and Helen made the fatal mistake of trying to sleep on a train. This week we talk about: Pinball: The Man Who Saved The Game Ripe For The Picking The...
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SES 201: Tom Cruise has sent Katie Holmes to hell hasn't he?
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Helen knows what A Evie is, Tara returns, Ben is all for Lesbian fighting rings and Troy is talking about witches again. This week we talk about: Cuckoo Deadly Class Teen Wolf Bottoms Eric Escape From The Seven Hellraiser Trilogy Agatha All Along Bodkin...
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SES 200: A Nichloas Cage, Jared Leto and Jeff Goldblum sex scene would be outrageous!
Welcome back to the syndrome and our 200th episode! This week Ben falls in love with Winona Ryder again, Troy is bringing the chaos and Helen wants you to know that you should avoid Kevin. This week we talk about: Daddy Issues Tokyo Vice Last One Standing Beetlejuice Prom Night The Break Up Chaos...
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SES 199: God this podcast is getting old
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben wants sex on the beach and Troy is wrestling focused. This week we talk about: Romance Storm Zone Child’s Play 2 Child’s Play 3 Changing Ends Beach Volleyball Detectives Cuckoo Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter…
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SES 198: Seth Rogan is a poor man’s ginger Simon Pegg
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben is watching decent stuff from the East and Troy is feeling that time of the month. This week we talk about: 37 Seconds The Door into Summer Blue, Painful, Fragile Lumberjack The Monster Superbad Romance Storm Zone Those About To Die Ballerina I Am Wolf...
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SES 197: Put your shirt back on Zac Effron, we are bored of you now
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben has a problem with Zac Effron, Helen is putting the jinx on people, Troy is looking for the clickbait and Tara is back on the Matt Smith thirst train. This week we talk about: Big Brother Supacell A Family Affair Sweet Home House Of The Dragon Jujutsu...
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SES 196: Inside No 9 Special
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben and Helen wonder where the hell Troy is as they finally discuss Inside No 9! Podcast artwork Manami Watanabe: https://manamiw.com/ Twitter:@squareeyessyn Email us at: [email protected] Facebook group:https://www.facebook.com/groups/272033065809081...
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SES 195: Drake should go into witness protection
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben has been converted, Helen is hunting bears and Troy is in your house behind you. This week we talk about: We Are Ladyparts Not Dead Yet The Bear Inside No 9 Emma One of us is lying The Adjustment Bureau There is someone in your house The Boys Podcast...
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SES 194: Kendrick Lamar is the goddamn Terminator!
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben learns about rap beef, Helen is Team Kendrick and Troy is still watching Star Wars. We are sorry about that last one. This week we talk about: Godzilla Minus One King Ralph Late Night With The Devil Five Nights At Freddys Inside No 9 Them 911 Trigger...
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SES 193: Enjoying the good times with Mattie Goodvibes!
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben and Troy are joined by special guest Youtuber Matie Goodvibes to talk about his career, his current and future plans and a little bit of TV as well! This week we talk about Doctor Who Inside No 9 Tokyo Vice Late Night with The Devil Spiderman Across The...
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SES 192: Kathleen Kennedy is secretly black
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben unmasks Kathleen Kennedy and Troy is worshiping the devil. This week we talk about: Bodies Seven Orifices Doctor Who We are Lady Parts The Exorcist: Believer Inside No 9 Tokyo Vice Star Wars: The Acolyte Atlas The First Omen Podcast artwork Manami...
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SES 191: Who is watching the Doctor?
Welcome back to the syndrome! This week Ben calls Nicolas Cage a normal person and Troy talks about a show that is worse than Charmed. This week we talk about: Doctor Who The Blackening Terrified Inside No 9 Valley Girl The Blob Mean Girls Ghoul Pretty Little Liars: Original Sin Castlevaina:...
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How many episodes does Square Eyes Syndrome have?
Square Eyes Syndrome currently has 331 episodes available on PodParley. New episodes are automatically indexed when they're published to the podcast feed.
What is Square Eyes Syndrome about?
Each week Ben Gilman, Troy Salmon, Tara Chloe and Helen Carins come together to discuss what TV they have been watching. Join us on our TV journey each week!
How often does Square Eyes Syndrome release new episodes?
Square Eyes Syndrome publishes regularly with 331 episodes available. Check the episode list for the typical release schedule.
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Square Eyes Syndrome is created and hosted by Ben Gilman.
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