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Square Eyes Syndrome — 331 episodes · page 1 of 4
SES 241: Why is Claudia Winkleman's wig getting shampoo adverts?
ESES 240: Richard E Grant is a Traitor didn't you know?
ESES 239: Tom Cruise has a tiny penis
SES 238: Shut up Keira, Shut up Keira, Shut up Keira!
ESES 237: Ex-Girlfriends, assassinations and balls in space
ESES 236: You are a Traitor, they are a traitor, we are all Traitors!
ESES 235:Welcome to the "Luffy is getting his arse kicked" arc
ESES 234: So those Bafta Winners were good choices weren't they?
ESES 233:Troy get that Traitors cloak on you now lad!
ESES 232: All the faithful have the IQ of a sponge
ESES 231: The secret Traitor is clearly a United, Liverpool or Arsenal fan
ESES 230: Goodbye 2025, you can go die in a ditch now
ESES 229: Vecna is Will's father isn't he?
ESES 228: Hey Zelda can I stick my Master Sword in your Triforce?
ESES 227: Alan Carr is such a good traitor he could murder your family and get away with it
ESES 226: Yes we know we have missed Halloween again
SES 225: We see Pedro Pascal more than members of our family
SES 224: Say your prayers, eat your vitamins and go to hell brother
SES 223: If a baby can win Squid Game so can we
ESES 222: Ironheart is a straight up villain kids
ESES 221: The doctor is going to have sex with themselves aren't they?
ESES 220: Horror films are for life, not just for Halloween
ESES 219: 69th Eurovision? Nice
SES 218: David Tenant and Michael Sheen should just have sex already
ESES 217: Rylan Clark is a annoying twat
ESES 216: Yep it's the wrestling one
ESES 215: Danny Pink is Clara Oswald's dildo
ESES 214: We are not dead, we were just taking a nap
ESES 213: Everyone on The Traitors has cock mouth
ESES 212: In 2025 we will all die !
ESES 211: America you can keep James Corden
ESES 210: Can someone please make Jack Black disappear?
ESES 209: Hollywood is out of ideas
ESES 208: I am hitting you with a baseball bat because I love you
ESES 207 : Death to Love
ESES 206: Coldplay is heavier than Sleep Token
ESES 205: Wednesday Adams will cut your penis off
ESES 204: Someone please let Ryan Murphy know that his family would like him to come home at some point
SES 203: Demi Moore still has the substance if you know what we mean
ESES 202: Gary Oldman looks like he smells of piss
ESES 201: Tom Cruise has sent Katie Holmes to hell hasn't he?
ESES 200: A Nichloas Cage, Jared Leto and Jeff Goldblum sex scene would be outrageous!
ESES 199: God this podcast is getting old
ESES 198: Seth Rogan is a poor man’s ginger Simon Pegg
ESES 197: Put your shirt back on Zac Effron, we are bored of you now
ESES 196: Inside No 9 Special
ESES 195: Drake should go into witness protection
ESES 194: Kendrick Lamar is the goddamn Terminator!
ESES 193: Enjoying the good times with Mattie Goodvibes!
ESES 192: Kathleen Kennedy is secretly black
ESES 191: Who is watching the Doctor?
ESES 190: Who fancies a cornetto ?
ESES 189: Want to hook up with a hot Korean dude? Don’t move to Japan
ESES 188: UK TV is killing it in 2024
ESES 187: Misty stole my husband!
ESES 186: When you take anal, you will always walk like a jockey
ESES 185: Neil was always the best Inbetweener
ESES 184: Rossy Ogawa would you be my dad?
ESES 183: Troy is king of the creeps
ESES 182: Don’t punch Mr Wimpy in the cock
ESES 181: It’s time to let Robert Pattinson out of his Twlight prison
ESES 180: Ben has lost his voice this week!
ESES 179: Everyone wants Emma Stone to be their wife
ESES 178: Let's party in Shinjuku!
ESES 177: Happy new year Claudia Winkleman you kinky bitch
ESES 176:Merry Christmas you filthy animals
ESES 175: Ric Flair is the American Jimmy Savile
ESES 174: Guys don’t be Scott Pilgrim
ESES 173: Don’t let your parents watch Saltburn with you, it will only encourage them
ESES 172: Troy Salmon is a bed bug pervert
ESES 171: Which Manchester United Player would you save from a plane crash?
ESES 170: Adults who still trick and treat are child molesters
ESES 169: Gay Dracula isn’t sucking necks if you catch our drift
ESES 168: Note to Ben: David Beckham is not The Doctor
ESES 167: Can someone please rip out Tom Davis’s tongue?
ESES 166: Helen Watkins let your husband watch One Piece!
ESES 165: Demeter sounds like a sexy French footballer
ESES 164: Luffy should go to rehab
ESES Podcast Episode 163 : Blonde women are not hot
ESES Podcast Episode 162: Harley Quinn will you be my Barbie?
ESES 161 Podcast Episode 161: Bros and Hoes forever
ESES Podcast Episode 160:White people all look the same
ESES Podcast Episode 159:Welcome to the Cruise-ifixion.
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 158: Yes Tara Chole did record this podcast from a 5 star hotel
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 157: Let’s just admit it: Deadpool is much sexier than Ryan Reynolds
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 156: Hemione Granger is the Doctor’s sonic screwdriver
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 155: Our reunion is better than season 3 of Staged
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 154: Shut up Becky!
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 153: Tim Burton’s design work is so fucking boring
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 152: Sumo wrestlers should always win Arse of the year
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Episode Podcast 151: Who hopes the Royal Coronation turns into the Red Wedding?
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 150: We all agree that Ross Gellar is the worse friend
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 149:Joker is 4chan the musical
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 148: The return of the Awesome Foursome!
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 147: Yep it's the wrestling one
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 146: Steven Moffat’s sperm always fails when it matters
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 145: Tonight it’s just the lads
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 144: This Podcast is brought to you by 3 people who are not Ben Gilman
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 143: Just the 2 of us
ESquare Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 142: Don’t trust Ruth Wilson