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Square Eyes Syndrome — 326 episodes
SES 235:Welcome to the "Luffy is getting his arse kicked" arc
SES 234: So those Bafta Winners were good choices weren't they?
SES 233:Troy get that Traitors cloak on you now lad!
SES 232: All the faithful have the IQ of a sponge
SES 231: The secret Traitor is clearly a United, Liverpool or Arsenal fan
SES 230: Goodbye 2025, you can go die in a ditch now
SES 229: Vecna is Will's father isn't he?
SES 228: Hey Zelda can I stick my Master Sword in your Triforce?
SES 227: Alan Carr is such a good traitor he could murder your family and get away with it
SES 226: Yes we know we have missed Halloween again
SES 225: We see Pedro Pascal more than members of our family
SES 224: Say your prayers, eat your vitamins and go to hell brother
SES 223: If a baby can win Squid Game so can we
SES 222: Ironheart is a straight up villain kids
SES 221: The doctor is going to have sex with themselves aren't they?
SES 220: Horror films are for life, not just for Halloween
SES 219: 69th Eurovision? Nice
SES 218: David Tenant and Michael Sheen should just have sex already
SES 217: Rylan Clark is a annoying twat
SES 216: Yep it's the wrestling one
SES 215: Danny Pink is Clara Oswald's dildo
SES 214: We are not dead, we were just taking a nap
SES 213: Everyone on The Traitors has cock mouth
SES 212: In 2025 we will all die !
SES 211: America you can keep James Corden
SES 210: Can someone please make Jack Black disappear?
SES 209: Hollywood is out of ideas
SES 208: I am hitting you with a baseball bat because I love you
SES 207 : Death to Love
SES 206: Coldplay is heavier than Sleep Token
SES 205: Wednesday Adams will cut your penis off
SES 204: Someone please let Ryan Murphy know that his family would like him to come home at some point
SES 203: Demi Moore still has the substance if you know what we mean
SES 202: Gary Oldman looks like he smells of piss
SES 201: Tom Cruise has sent Katie Holmes to hell hasn't he?
SES 200: A Nichloas Cage, Jared Leto and Jeff Goldblum sex scene would be outrageous!
SES 199: God this podcast is getting old
SES 198: Seth Rogan is a poor man’s ginger Simon Pegg
SES 197: Put your shirt back on Zac Effron, we are bored of you now
SES 196: Inside No 9 Special
SES 195: Drake should go into witness protection
SES 194: Kendrick Lamar is the goddamn Terminator!
SES 193: Enjoying the good times with Mattie Goodvibes!
SES 192: Kathleen Kennedy is secretly black
SES 191: Who is watching the Doctor?
SES 190: Who fancies a cornetto ?
SES 189: Want to hook up with a hot Korean dude? Don’t move to Japan
SES 188: UK TV is killing it in 2024
SES 187: Misty stole my husband!
SES 186: When you take anal, you will always walk like a jockey
SES 185: Neil was always the best Inbetweener
SES 184: Rossy Ogawa would you be my dad?
SES 183: Troy is king of the creeps
SES 182: Don’t punch Mr Wimpy in the cock
SES 181: It’s time to let Robert Pattinson out of his Twlight prison
SES 180: Ben has lost his voice this week!
SES 179: Everyone wants Emma Stone to be their wife
SES 178: Let's party in Shinjuku!
SES 177: Happy new year Claudia Winkleman you kinky bitch
SES 176:Merry Christmas you filthy animals
SES 175: Ric Flair is the American Jimmy Savile
SES 174: Guys don’t be Scott Pilgrim
SES 173: Don’t let your parents watch Saltburn with you, it will only encourage them
SES 172: Troy Salmon is a bed bug pervert
SES 171: Which Manchester United Player would you save from a plane crash?
SES 170: Adults who still trick and treat are child molesters
SES 169: Gay Dracula isn’t sucking necks if you catch our drift
SES 168: Note to Ben: David Beckham is not The Doctor
SES 167: Can someone please rip out Tom Davis’s tongue?
SES 166: Helen Watkins let your husband watch One Piece!
SES 165: Demeter sounds like a sexy French footballer
SES 164: Luffy should go to rehab
SES Podcast Episode 163 : Blonde women are not hot
SES Podcast Episode 162: Harley Quinn will you be my Barbie?
SES 161 Podcast Episode 161: Bros and Hoes forever
SES Podcast Episode 160:White people all look the same
SES Podcast Episode 159:Welcome to the Cruise-ifixion.
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 158: Yes Tara Chole did record this podcast from a 5 star hotel
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 157: Let’s just admit it: Deadpool is much sexier than Ryan Reynolds
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 156: Hemione Granger is the Doctor’s sonic screwdriver
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 155: Our reunion is better than season 3 of Staged
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 154: Shut up Becky!
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 153: Tim Burton’s design work is so fucking boring
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 152: Sumo wrestlers should always win Arse of the year
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode Podcast 151: Who hopes the Royal Coronation turns into the Red Wedding?
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 150: We all agree that Ross Gellar is the worse friend
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 149:Joker is 4chan the musical
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 148: The return of the Awesome Foursome!
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 147: Yep it's the wrestling one
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 146: Steven Moffat’s sperm always fails when it matters
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 145: Tonight it’s just the lads
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 144: This Podcast is brought to you by 3 people who are not Ben Gilman
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 143: Just the 2 of us
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 142: Don’t trust Ruth Wilson
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 141: Do you want to know what cupid does to his arrows?
House of Animation Episode 50: Mirai
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 140:Jim Corr has the sexual magnetism of a wet cloth
House Of Animation Episode 49:The Lion King
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 139: Morgan Freeman, JK Simmons and Bryan Cranston what a threesome that would be!
House Of Animation Episode 48:Soul
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 138: Do you know how to Judo bro?
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 137: Are Tashan and Sara worse than Harry and Megan?
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 136: Merry Christmas you filthy Sunderland bastards!
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 135: It’s not coming home, it got struck at passport control
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 134: Tara is very, very, very hungry for some Korean
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 133: Let’s wolf whistle John Major
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 132: Don’t call Scottish people Tories
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 131: We are so cool, our Halloween podcast is a week late
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 130: The fucking Cat should be the next Prime Minister
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 129: Death on the beach
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 128: Don't do drugs ok kids? Get a dragon instead
House Of Animation Episode 47: The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 127: Let’s move on from 50 Shades of Grey now ok?
Square Eyes Syndrome EP 126: Games Of Thrones and Lord of The Rings would make a sexy crossover porno
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 125: Watch out South Korea, Tara Chole is coming for you!
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 124:Thunder Rosa likes butts
House Of Animation Episode 46: Sword in the Stone
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 123: Never trust a virgin
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 122: Titty witches
House Of Animation Episode 45:Akira
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 121: Everybody loves good neighbours
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 120: Harley Quinn should burn down Ramsay Street
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 119: Arm pit sweat can keep you hydrated
House of Animation Episode 44:Resident Evil Degeneration
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 118: Its just a little sun lads!
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 117: Troy Salmon heals faster than Wolverine
House of Animation Episode 43: Kung Fu Panda
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 116: Scottish men are real men who fight with their fists
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 115: Oh my god guys it’s Tara!
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 114: The Two Prick Power Trip
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 113: People who cough look like they are holding dicks
House of Animation Episode 42:Hercules
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 112: We are all everything everywhere all at once
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 111: The Innies and the Outies sounds like a belly button war
House of Animation Episode 41:Inside Out
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 110: Ncuti Gatwa would like a answer to the question Jodie Who?
House of Animation Episode 40:Perfect Blue
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 109: Wanda Maximoff is always on her period
House of Animation Episode 39: Wolf Children
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 108: Troy Salmon the man with steel buns
House of Animation Episode 38: Corpse Bride
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 107: Jared Leto and his amazing cunts
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 106: I thought a Blooper was a Pokemon.
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 105: Do not fuck with Tara Chole
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 104: To the moon
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 103: Ross Gellar is still the worst friend
House Of Animation Podcast Episode 37: Toy Story 2
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 102: Merry Titmas Tara Chole
House Of Animation Episode 36:Beauty and The Beast
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 101: Vikings are the new zombies
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 100 : Quiet pussies are the best pussies. Also get-well Helen!
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 99: Helen is a dirty bitch
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 98: Zombie titties are not cool
House Of Animation Episode 35:Tokyo Godfathers
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 97: Fact: All of our parents have had sex
House Of Animation Episode 34:Cars
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 96: Lost Special
House Of Animation Episode 33:Sleeping Beauty
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 95: It could be worse Thatcher could still be in charge
House Of Animation Episode 32: Over The Moon
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 94: Coming from your Mother's bed, Troy Salmon!
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 93: Tick Tick Microwave Go Boom
House Of Animation Episode 31:Finding Nemo
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 92: Steven Merchant Pole dancer superstar
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 91:Welcome to the jelly gym
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 90: Ricky Gervais is worse than scrooge
House Of Animation Episode 30:The Garden Of Words
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 89: English people are pussies
House Of Animation Episode 29:Tarzan
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 88: For the love of Russell Tovey’s Arse
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 87: Hit it back with a baseball bat
House Of Animation Episode 28: The Tale Of Princess Kaguya
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 86: Drag Me To Hell
House Of Animation Episode 27: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 85: A chat with Tara Chole
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 84: This Podcast is not sponsored by Netflix honest
House Of Animation Episode 26: A Bug's Life
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 83: Buffy The Vampire Slayer Special
House Of Animation Episode 25: The Land Before Time
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 82: Can I order a takeaway of nerdy virgin to go please?
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 81: Beauty and The Geeks
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 80: Does she take it up the arse?
House Of Animation Episode 24: Princess Mononoke
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 79: Satanists are perfectly splendid
House Of Animation Episode 23: Shrek
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 78: I wouldn't like to throw up kittens
House Of Animation 22: Robin Hood
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 77: Why wasn't Sex Education this good at our school ?
House of Animation Episode 21: Coraline
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 76: Fuck you John Barrowman!
House of Animation Episode 20: The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 75: Sherlock Special
House of Animation Episode 19:Howl's Moving Castle
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 74: There is a Asian beefcake waiting for you
House of Animation Episode 18:Coco
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 73:What does CM Punk taste like?
House of Animation Episode 17:Wall-E
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 72: Return of the Dad
House of Animation Episode 16: A Silent Voice
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 71: Spaced Special
House Of Animation Episode 15:Antz
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 70: Defund the BBC
House Of Animation Episode 14:Moana
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 69: Attack of the gingers
House Of Animation Episode 13:The Incredibles
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 68: Burn Baby Burn
House Of Animation Episode 12:How To Train Your Dragon
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 67: Doctor Who Special
House Of Animation Episode 11:Your Name
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 66:Lamentamos que Ben no hable español
House of Animation Episode 10:Aladdin
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 65: Lost is still shit
House of Animation Episode 9:Anastasia
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 64: The one with the armpit hair
House Of Animation Episode 8:Alice In Wonderland
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 63: The House of Anime!
House Of Animation Episode 7:Spirited Away
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 62:Tom vs Anime!
House of Animation Episode 6: Brave
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 61:How flexible is Zack Sabre Jr?
House Of Animation Episode 5:Mulan
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 60: Ben's torture chamber aka the many tortures of T and T
House of Animation Episode 4: Titan AE
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 59:Jupiter's Funhouse
House Of Animation Episode 3:Pinocchio
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 58: The most Ben Gilman episode ever
House Of Animation Episode 2:Redline
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 57: Japanese Television special Feat Alex From Backlog Battle
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 7 Episode 4 Duct Soup
House Of Animation Episode 1: Toy Story
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 56:Mums, air hostesses and slags
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 55:The one with problems with the law
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 54:Solidarity Brothers
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Season 7 Episode 3 Ouroboros
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 53:Stay away from my wife Norman Reedus!
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Season 7 Episode 2 Stoke Me a Clipper
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 52:April Fools Special
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 7 Episode 1 Tikka To Ride
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 51: The story of the charmless man
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast 50th Episode Special
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 49: Jonathan Creek Special
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 6 Episode 6 Out of Time
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 48: 50 First Takes
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 6 Episode 5 Rimmerworld
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 47:Into the Madlands
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 6 Episode 4 Polymorph II
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Epsiode 46: The Blame Game
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 6 Episode 3 Gunmen of the Apocalypse
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 45: Coupling Special 2: Electric Boogaloo
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 6 Episode 2 Legion
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 44: The one where Dan attains a harem
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Season 6 Episode 1 Psirens
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 43: The one where we don't talk about wrestling or anime
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Season 5 Episode 6 Back To Reality
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Season 5 Episode 5 Demons and Angels
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 42:Dr Stone Dr Stone rock up now
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 41: Pratchett, Pythagoras and Perverts(again)
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Season 5 Episode 4 Quarantine
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 40: Father Ted Special
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 5 Episode 3 Terrorform
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 39: The not so Christmas special
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 38: The opinions of Ben Gilman are not the opinions of SES
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 5 Episode 2 The Inquisitor
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 37:50 plus minutes of shite
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 5 Episode 1 Holoship
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 36 Black Mirror Special
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Season 4 Episode 6 Meltdown
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 35: Truth seekers, nightmares and all the strings attached.
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 4 Episode 5 Dimension Jump
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 34: The joy of 6
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 4 Episode 4 White Hole
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 33:A Study in spandex: dungeons,deductions and DDTS
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast The Troy Series 4 catch up!
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 4 Episode 3 Justice
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 32 True Blood Special
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 4 Episode 2 D.N.A.
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 31:The One where they talk about Halloween
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 4 Episode 1 Camille
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 30:OJ's Simpsons dick whipping superpower
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 3 Episode 6 The Last Day
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 29:Fabulous Creatures and Monstrous People...and Nuns
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 3 Episode 5 Timeslides
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 28:Friends Special
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 3 Episode 4 Bodyswap
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 27: All these American Dreams
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 3 Episode 3 Polymorph
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 26: Performers, Powers and Perverts
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 3 Episode 2 Marooned
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 25:Men Behaving Badly Special
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 3 Episode 1 Backwards
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 24: Suck my buzzcocks
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 2 Episode 6 Parallel Universe
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 23:Troy is the master of unlocking!
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 2 Episode 5 Queeg
Square Eyes Syndrome episode 22 :We don't talk about Black Mirror
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 2 Episode 4 Stasis Leak
Square Eyes Syndrome episode 21:Animaniacs
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 2 Episode 3 Thanks for the Memory
Smug Mode : A Red Dwarf Podcast Season 2 Episode 2 Better Than Life
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 20
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 19
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 2 Episode 1 Kryten
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 18
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 1 Episode 6 Me2
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 17 Ashes To Ashes Special
Smug Mode A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 1 Episode 5 Confidence and Paranoia
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 16
Smug Mode A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 1 Episode 4 Waiting for God
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 15
Smug Mode:A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 1 Episode 3 Balance Of Power
Smug Mode: A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 1 Episode 2 Future Echoes
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 14
Smug Mode A Red Dwarf Podcast Series 1 Episode 1 The End
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 13
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 12 Life On Mars Special
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 11
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 10
Square Eyes Syndrome Podacst Episode 9
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 1
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 8 Coupling Special
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 7
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 6
Square Eyes Syndrome Podcast Episode 5
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 4 Being Human Special
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 3
Square Eyes Syndrome Episode 2