Sunday Family Dinner: Conversations around the Table

This week’s dinner starts with a plan and quickly becomes something else entirely. Anthony brings the wildly unhinged Kimberly Clark story to the table, Kelly quietly abandons her UNESCO segment, and the family does what it does best, pivots straight into chaos.Somewhere between current events and side tangents, Matthew and Kelly share horse stories you truly need to hear, the family unpacks a little accidental child endangerment (cue the side eye at Mom), and what starts as one topic turns into the kind of winding, hilarious, mildly concerning dinner conversation that somehow only makes sense at this table.It’s family lore, questionable childhood decisions, strong opinions, and the usual beautifully chaotic detours. In other words, a perfectly normal Sunday Family Dinner.

This week’s episode kicks off with a Matthews casual near-death experience—because nothing gets the heart pumping like almost getting taken out during a high-speed police chase. Naturally, the first instinct? Call Mom mid-crisis so she can maybe hear your final words… if she picks up.From there, things take a turn (as they do) into resurrected plants dubbed “Little Jesus,” questionable gardening skills, and the ongoing mystery of why some plants thrive on pure neglect while others die the second you show them love.We celebrate a well-earned promotion, debate electric scooters vs. actual cardio, and take a scenic bike ride that may or may not have ended exactly where someone said it would (spoiler: it didn’t).Also on the table:Trying an Impossible corn dog and questioning life choicesA surprisingly real conversation about what it means to be proud to be American right nowA new listener voicemail line (yes, we’re serious… we think)Eye drop recalls, allergy struggles, and absolute chaos at the optometristAnd somehow… chocolate laced with Viagra??It’s funny, a little unhinged, and gets more real than expected—basically your standard Sunday Family Dinner.So pull up a chair… and maybe answer your phone if someone calls mid-emergency.

We’re back at the table and it doesn’t take long before Anthony finds himself in a full-blown spiral… this time over technology. Specifically, what is OneDrive, where is it, and why does it feel like it’s both everywhere and nowhere at the same time?Naturally, this leads to the bigger question… is this the moment you realize you might be getting old? Because once you start questioning cloud storage, it might already be too late.From there, the conversation takes a turn into one of those debates that somehow gets way more serious than it should:👉 Is it ever okay to drink a stranger’s drink if they’ve only had one sip?Yes, we go there. And yes, everyone has thoughts.As always, the episode is filled with side comments, small spirals, and those “wait… what are we even talking about anymore?” moments that somehow make perfect sense at this table.It’s relatable, it’s chaotic, and it’s another classic Sunday Family Dinner where no topic is safe and no question is too random.Pull up a chair… and maybe keep an eye on your drink.

The family is back, and we waste absolutely no time diving into chaos. What should’ve been a simple midnight birthday post turns into a full-blown debate… because apparently even celebrating someone can come with confusion, questions, and just a little bit of side-eye.From there, we somehow land in a surprisingly passionate argument about when the week actually starts. Sunday? Monday? Who made that decision and why are we still following it? No one leaves with a clear answer, but everyone definitely has opinions.Anthony finds himself confronting a harsh reality… we might officially be in our pill organizer era. What starts as a joke turns into one of those “wait, are we getting older?” moments that hits a little too close to home.We also get into everyday life logistics that shouldn’t be this complicated but somehow are, plus some listener-driven thoughts that send the conversation in directions no one saw coming.It’s funny, it’s a little too real at times, and it’s exactly what happens when you put this family around a table with no agenda.Grab your plate and join us… just don’t ask when the week starts unless you’re ready to argue about it.

It’s officially been one year of Sunday Family Dinner and the table is celebrating the only way they know how… by immediately going off the rails.Anthony kicks things off with anniversary reflections that quickly spiral into conversations you probably didn’t expect five minutes into an episode. The family dives into the wild world of OnlyFans economics, body image, and the mental gymnastics we all play when it comes to weight and self-perception.Naturally, this leads into scooter stories, near freeway mishaps, and the realization that maybe losing weight just makes you more aerodynamic. Science… kind of.Midway through, things take a turn into one of the most unexpected debates yet: can adults still skip? The results are exactly as chaotic as you’d imagine and somehow become a full family investigation.As always, the conversation weaves into classic family dinner territory, unpacking modesty, what’s considered “normal,” and the habits we carry with us from childhood into adulthood.And just when you think the episode is winding down, Anthony delivers a truly shocking moment… literally. A wiring mishap leaves him getting zapped, proving that even at the end of the episode, nothing is safe and no story is off limits.It’s funny, unfiltered, a little chaotic, and the perfect way to celebrate one year around the table.One year in, and somehow it’s only getting better.

Anthony kicks things off already worked up—because of course Kelly wastes no time getting under his skin and raising his blood pressure before we even get properly started. From there, the family dives into car pet peeves, and let’s just say… some of you out there are not driving right.We also get into the internet doing what it does best—roasting a robotic response from a McDonald’s CEO over something as simple as a burger, which somehow spirals into other CEOs catching strays too. No one is safe.Midway through, Kelly delivers a breaking news alert that has everyone questioning the facts (and the source), as we try to unpack the story of a Japanese monkey—Punch? A mom? A baby? Honestly… we’re still not entirely sure, but we are entertained.Things take a turn when Anthony shares a medical emergency that had everyone on edge, and suddenly Mom’s years of watching Grey’s Anatomy might finally be put to use. It’s one of those moments that’s equal parts scary and somehow still… us.We lighten things up with a trip down memory lane as we revisit Kelly’s childhood ballet rejection (yes, we went there), before shifting into a more real and thoughtful conversation around sexuality—how it’s evolved, how it’s no longer as black and white, and what it means to explore and understand yourself today.It’s chaotic, it’s layered, it’s a little unhinged… and it’s exactly what happens when this family sits down at the table.

We’re back at the table… just in a completely different house.In this milestone EP 50, the family celebrates a double moment: Tony’s birthday (yes, we’re talking candle logistics at this point in life) and a whirlwind move into their new home that somehow went from “just looking” to fully moved in within 28 days.From the jump, it’s classic Sunday Family Dinner energy. The crew breaks down first impressions of the new space, including a shower so big it might qualify as its own zip code, unexpected design opinions, and the realization that privacy is… optional without curtains.Mid-episode, things take a turn into full moving-day chaos. Questionable packing decisions, boxes that seem to have been launched instead of placed, and Anthony stepping into his “spider monkey handyman era” as he climbs, installs, and levels his way through the house like a pro.But in between the laughs, the family takes a moment to reflect on why they started this podcast in the first place—what it means to capture these moments, tell their stories, and create something that lives beyond the dinner table. It’s a rare, genuine pause that reminds us what this whole thing is really about.And because no episode would be complete without a little unhinged humor, the family shares some very memorable moments involving movers, observations that probably should’ve stayed inside thoughts, and the kind of commentary that only happens around this table.It’s a mix of celebration, transition, reflection, and absolute nonsense—in other words, exactly how we like it.Pull up a chair… the table may have moved, but the conversations definitely haven’t.

This week at the table starts with a moment of confusion when Anthony isn’t quite sure who is actually joining the conversation—earning him a look from Tony that says everything without saying a word.From there, the family dives into the reality of getting older and realizing some of the foods from childhood have quietly disappeared. From snacks you can’t seem to find anymore to forgotten favorites, the conversation turns into a full-on nostalgia trip that might spark a few “food blasts from the past” for listeners too.Later in the episode, the table turns to the listener mailbag when someone calling themselves Sleepless in the Rockies writes in asking for the family’s take on a social media situation. As you might expect, the opinions around the table are varied, honest, and just a little chaotic.As always, it’s a mix of laughs, family banter, and the kind of conversations that only happen around the Sunday Family Dinner table.

We kick off the way we often do, laughing our way into something unexpectedly heavy. A comment about “looking thinner” turns into a conversation about shaved heads, chemo assumptions, and then a very real reflection on Grandma’s radiation treatments and how our family first learned her prognosis. We talk about how medical information was delivered then vs. now, and what “comfort” really means when it matters most.We shift into relationships and ask: Is emotional connection with someone else a form of cheating? What happens when couples quietly drift into parallel lives? The family debates boundaries, communication, and whether certain lines are easier to cross than we think.We also unpack the Super Bowl halftime reactions and why pop culture moments feel political whether we like it or not.To close, we lighten it up with what we’re watching and reading, including Anthony’s very honest feelings about the Blood Wraith trilogy and whether some book endings should come with a warning label.Heartfelt, opinionated, and a little chaotic… just another Sunday Family Dinner. Pull up a chair.

This week at The Table, we kick things off with a story that had everyone clutching their pearls… and then immediately un-clutching them. A 73-year-old British grandmother decides it’s never too late to embrace her sexuality — and makes up for lost time in a big way. The family debates morality, autonomy, “yucking someone’s yum,” and whether 70 really is the new 60.From there, things spiral (naturally) into stories about great-grandma in the rest home, surprise boyfriends, and the reality that senior citizens might be living far more exciting lives than we assume. Add in some classic table banter about STIs, dentures, and whether religious upbringings can delay — but not deny — human nature.As we head toward the end of the episode, the focus shifts to Dad. With his birthday around the corner, Anthony brings a Bay Area–themed 1963 throwback: population stats, bridge toll prices that will make you gasp, and Oakland birth stories that feel very on-brand. There’s also a teaser about a birthday gift that promises to be… unforgettable.It’s reflective, ridiculous, nostalgic, and just a little bit spicy — exactly how we like our Sunday dinners.

We kick things off with an Am I the Asshole? that has the table divided. Imagine showing up to what you think is a classy wine night… only to discover it’s a surprise party where everyone is dressed like you and the whole thing turns into an unkind roast. If you quietly grab your keys and Irish-exit after two hours of being the punchline, are you dramatic… or just done? The family weighs in, and let’s just say not everyone would survive a roast of Anthony.In the middle of the chaos, we stumble into one of the wildest stories of the week: a fighter whose glued-on hairpiece gets punched off mid-match and tossed into the crowd like a sweaty souvenir. Yes. It gets passed around. Yes. We have questions. From there, things turn thoughtful when we debate a parenting dilemma: if your child asks for something and your partner says no, who do you back? Does it depend on the situation? The stakes? The hair dye? The conversation gets layered fast.And toward the end, we bring it home. There’s an update on Dad and next steps involving a research team at UCSF focused on FTD, which leads to logistics, sibling banter about who’s driving into San Francisco, and a reminder that even heavy moments still happen around the dinner table. We close the way we always do: with love, a little sarcasm, and a full menu of al pastor tacos, beans, cilantro lime rice… and the eternal question of who’s doing the dishes.Roasts, wigs, parenting debates, and real-life updates. Just another Sunday around our table.

This episode is a roller coaster from start to finish. Anthony opens with a shocking story about bathroom etiquette that somehow spirals into full-on bathroom humor—locker-room behavior, gym filming etiquette, and what counts as normal vs non-normal grooming habits. The family dives into the debate, and, of course, opinions are hilariously divided.Kelly drops a topic that goes completely off the rails, leading to the family teasing Mom about her hearing (all in good fun). Anthony also recounts his recent car problems—including a near-cartoon moment where he almost got chased by a train like something out of a slapstick comedy. 🚗🚆Amid all the laughs, we shift gears to discuss a deeply tragic real-world event: the killing of ICU nurse Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old veteran’s hospital nurse shot and killed by federal immigration agents during protests in Minneapolis. Pretti was described by friends and colleagues as compassionate and dedicated to caring for others, and his death has sparked national attention and debate. We talk about the parallels some have drawn between current events and dystopian themes from The Hunger Games and The Handmaid’s Tale—looking at how stories of individual sacrifice and government power resonate in today’s world.Join us for a mix of laughs, chaos, and thoughtful conversation.

Kelly is fresh off her birthday trip to Vegas, complete with a Hell’s Kitchen dining experience and an interaction with fellow diners that’ll have you asking, what would you do? The fun continues with a theater faux pas so distracting it leaves the actors questioning their own performance. Plus, we tackle the ultimate travel etiquette debate: if someone asks you to save their seat at the airport, what do you do when you come back and someone else is sitting there?Anthony shares his first-ever argument with ChatGPT (yes, over politics), Matthew gives a shoutout to a new listener who agrees Dad looks like Smokey Robinson, and Mom tells a completely unhinged story involving a four-year-old Anthony who was supposedly “sleeping” — a moment that explains far more than it should.We also dive into a thoughtful discussion around weight, food noise, and the psychology of eating, sparked by conversations about Oprah and GLP-1 medications. We unpack the idea of “choices” versus biology, growth hormones, and how food systems and weight trends differ between the U.S. and the EU. Mom drops a food fact that absolutely blows Anthony’s mind — is he really the only one who didn’t know this?!Finally, we reminisce about Dad’s many inventions, all lovingly named “The Tony,” each one destined (briefly) to make the family rich — and Dad himself makes a cameo to give his two cents. We wrap things up with a conversation about the different ways people make an impact, whether through teaching, mentoring, or simply showing up for others.As always, it’s a mix of laughs, debates, nostalgia, and the kind of conversations that only happen around the family table.

In this episode, the family dives into some big questions and some very uncomfortable confessions. We talk about whether there should be an added layer between police and the public when it comes to mental health responses, and what that could look like in practice.Matthew shares a recent visit to a psychic that brought him a surprising sense of closure — even if it came in a slightly roundabout way. He also delivers an absolutely unforgettable (and mildly traumatizing) story that will have you immediately checking your work computer’s browser history and privacy settings. Consider yourself warned.Things take another unexpected turn when Matthew raises the topic of acceptable cleaning practices for… personal items. Let’s just say you may want to think twice before grabbing that glass of water without asking questions.The conversation shifts to whether people today are more patriotic than in the past, with Anthony breaking down the difference between patriotism and nationalism — and why that distinction matters. Anthony also promises a “lighter” story… which leads the family to seriously question his definition of the word.Mom brings some must-hear stories about actors that spark plenty of reactions, and she and Matthew revisit a previous topic where new information may have actually changed her perspective. Growth at the table — we love to see it.As always, it’s thoughtful, ridiculous, and just unfiltered enough to make you laugh, cringe, and maybe rethink a few life choices.Pull up a chair.

At the time of recording, the family is ringing in the New Year and reflecting on how they celebrated, while also mourning the official end of music videos on MTV. Yes, we are still not over it.Things take a turn when we dive into Peruvian shamans and their very bold, drug-induced predictions for 2026, because why not start the year that way? Mom keeps us on our toes by mixing up some important details, including who may or may not still be alive, and somehow this all leads us into a surprisingly thoughtful conversation about Little House on the Prairie and whether it is fair to judge people of the past through today’s lens.Matthew opens up about starting a new medication and shares some of the scarier side effects he experienced, making for a more serious and honest moment at the table. Anthony brings some practical New Year energy by breaking down California’s new opt-out process to finally cut down on spam calls and texts. Kelly rounds things out with insights on minimum wage, sparking a family discussion about what is realistic, what is livable, and what actually feels fair.As always, it is thoughtful, chaotic, occasionally concerning, and very much a family conversation. Pull up a chair.

This week, the family recaps Christmas on the coast with a holiday trip to Trinidad (not Tobago, we promise). Think stunning ocean views, unexpected power outages, and Matthew delivering bathroom stories absolutely no one asked for but everyone somehow needed.Anthony kicks things up a notch by terrorizing the family with a doll he found (because why not), while the house itself starts giving serious Winchester Mystery House… with a view energy. Naturally, chaos ensues.We dive into what might be the most viral reel of 2025 and unpack our thoughts, which somehow leads us into a deeper conversation about monogamy, the animal kingdom, and what we really think makes relationships last. From societal pressure to personal insight, the table gets surprisingly reflective — before swerving again, obviously.The family also talks about language and how some conservative, homophobic folks latch onto words like “transnational” and immediately jump to the wrong conclusions. Words matter, context matters, and yes, we have thoughts.Anthony shares some joyful holiday news with the birth of a new animal, and then we answer a listener question that instantly sends us into laughter: What would your drag queen name be? Let’s just say creativity is high, dignity is low, and even ChatGPT (hello, Miles 👀) jumps in with opinions that make it all even funnier.We wrap things up debating whether friends can overstay their welcome. Open-door policy… or hard boundaries? Is it okay if they’re laying in your bed and eating all your food? Opinions vary. And finally, Mom shares what may be the most embarrassing moment of her life — one that customer service reps everywhere might want to add to their training manuals.It’s holiday chaos, unexpected depth, and laughs. You’ll want to hear this one.

It’s a big week at the table! Matthew starts us off with some good news — a well-earned promotion — before the family looks ahead to the holidays and a road trip to the coast that will absolutely test everyone’s patience. God help us all.Of course, we can’t avoid politics this week. Between the latest presidential plaques and the upcoming Patriot Games (no, not Hunger Games, though the vibes feel similar), the family is once again very divided. Then things escalate as we react to news of a potential UFC fight in front of the White House. Is it bold? Is it tacky? Is it cheapening a national symbol? Strong opinions are shared, and the optics are heavily questioned.Kelly brings a moment of reflection by sharing about monks currently walking for peace and humanity — which immediately derails when Mom realizes she thought monks didn’t talk, Matthew wonders how they handle bathroom breaks and Anthony is… deeply shook.We wrap things up with a more thoughtful moment as Mom shares the “word of the year” from Merriam-Webster and other sources (schools? companies? we’re honestly not sure). Each of us then picks the word that defined our 2025 and the word we want to carry into 2026 — though Anthony’s 2025 word barely survives the episode… maybe 20 minutes, tops.As always, it’s heartfelt, unhinged, and exactly what happens when this family sits down together. Pull up a chair.

One of our childhood fears officially came true when we dive into the story of a hiker who recently got stuck in quicksand — and yes, it unlocked a whole new level of anxiety for all of us. From there, it’s home project season as Mom, Dad, and Ant prep for winter weather, complete with Mom’s very helpful tips on how to handle “the tip” (wink).The family hits the town fully convinced they’re dressed for the weather… except Mom may have stolen Ant’s winter wear, leaving her cozy and him frozen solid. He was raised right, apparently. We also get into bigger conversations this week: should police officers wear body cams, how we feel about new free days at national parks, and the increased pricing for international visitors.Looking ahead to the holidays, the family shares plans to head to the coast for Christmas — skipping gifts in favor of building memories in a place Dad still finds comfortable. Because isn’t that the real gift? Fingers crossed everyone gets along. Plus, Matthew gives another health update and casually drops that he negotiated the price of a medical device. Who knew haggling was even an option?As always, pull up a chair — it’s another full table conversation.

Matthew went on a “date”… and that’s where things immediately get interesting. He admits to using Dad’s illness as a get-out-of-jail-free card to escape awkward situations, and the family unpacks a night filled with red flags, probation revelations, and some truly questionable behavior.We’re recording post-Thanksgiving, and one lesson is crystal clear: turkey should never, under any circumstances, be served medium rare. From there, the conversation turns to the Campbell’s Soup controversy and the statements that sparked strong reactions online, stirring up opinions around messaging, responsibility, and public response.The family also dives into deepfakes, AI, and how this technology makes us feel — curious, impressed, concerned, and everything in between. Things get emotional as Dad shares a new diagnosis, leading to a raw and honest moment around health, uncertainty, and family. A strange chain of events sparks a bigger discussion about fate versus coincidence, and whether things really happen for a reason.We wrap things up with what we’re watching and reading, plus Anthony’s tale of a “small hike” that somehow turned into six miles and left him feeling like a reluctant mountain goat.As always, it’s real, reflective, and just the right amount of unhinged.

Is a Christmas gift registry helpful… or totally tacky? The family dives into holiday gifting etiquette, from gift cards and fake reactions to presents you definitely did not want. Matt openly admits he figures out who bought what before Christmas morning, while Mom has some very strong opinions on gift cards.We also recap the family’s first-ever Korean BBQ experience, which somehow turns into Kelly nearly poisoning everyone and a lively discussion about restaurants, health inspectors, and how much trust you should really put in the system. Things take a turn as we unpack viral social media moments, including a DoorDash driver who took advantage of a customer caught nude on camera and a TikToker who put church generosity to the test.And yes… we dabble in politics again, including a conversation about TSA bonuses that gets opinions flying. As always, it’s chaotic, opinionated, and way more honest than it probably should be.Pull up a chair — dinner’s served.

This week, Sunday Family Dinner welcomes our first-ever guest at the table — Perez! The episode kicks off with plenty of laughs, including a haunting recap of the family’s ill-fated “healthy eating week” (boiled chicken, zero joy), plus the story of that one vacation where Matthew got way too drunk and decided to imitate a hotel fountain. Dramatically. Repeatedly.Then we dive into one of the most chaotic family debates yet:
If you’re… getting intimate… and a family text or call comes in — do you answer it?
Let’s just say the opinions range from “absolutely not” to “it depends who’s calling” to “uh, is this a trick question?”To top it off, Matthew gives us a moment where he sounds suspiciously like a flat-earther because gravity suddenly makes zero sense to him — and the family does not let it slide.In the heart of the episode, Perez bravely shares his story about navigating CPS involvement, homelessness, and rebuilding his life. The conversation is honest, emotional, and incredibly grounding, balanced with the warmth, humor, and support that make these family dinners feel like home.It’s messy, heartfelt, hilarious, and one of our most meaningful episodes yet.💬 Join our Facebook group and jump in:
Do you answer family texts mid-romp? Did the boiled-chicken diet sound like punishment? And what resonated with Perez’s story?And of course, we wrap with the eternal question:
“Who’s doing the dishes?”
…Perez. Obviously.

This week, the family heads out to support Matthew at his work event… and somehow ends up working the event. Let’s just say someone (👀 Tony) couldn’t be trusted alone with the chicken, and the stories only get more chaotic from there.We also dive into the topic of layoffs — and specifically how not to handle them — plus a little political chit-chat because when do we not go there? Matthew shares a health update that leaves us a bit shaken (especially since his friends knew before the family!), and we’ve got a wild twist on our Día de los Muertos ofrenda that even we can’t believe actually happened.It’s one of those episodes that hits the full range: funny, messy, heartfelt, and a whole lot of family realness.Pull up a chair — you’re not going to want to miss this one.

The family’s serving up a full plate of Thanksgiving memories this week—complete with gravity-defying gravy, mystery utensils (was it a knife… or a fork?), and a reminder that no holiday is complete without a little chaos.In our AITA story, we weigh in on holiday work coverage—and let’s just say opinions are strong. Then things take a turn when Anthony dives into 3i, ATLAS, and extraterrestrials (because nothing says Thanksgiving like a little conspiracy theory talk). The family teases a new trip on the horizon—can we say Vegas?We also wade into the great “Doctor vs. Doctorate” debate—are they all “Doctor,” or not so fast? And finally, we dip our toes back into politics… which, of course, sends Anthony’s blood pressure soaring and Matthew grinning ear to ear.Pull up a chair, grab some leftover pie, and join the laughter, debates, and the kind of family chaos that can only happen around our table.

Mom’s been cooped up too long — but don’t worry, she finally got out of the house and reconnected with an old family friend (and she’s got stories). Then she and Anthony hit a party where Mom’s fuzzy sweater made… a lasting impression — mostly all over the guests.This week, the family digs into love languages — how we give and receive love. Some of us came prepared, and some (looking at you, Matthew) decided to just wing it, sending Anthony’s blood pressure through the roof. We dip a toe into religion talk (promise, it’s light), then debate the recent tear-down of the East Wing at the White House — and surprise, everyone’s got an opinion, even Tony.And finally, there’s a new Netflix obsession: Boots. Matt’shooked… though it’s unclear if it’s because of the plot or the abs on screen.🥘 Sunday Family Dinner Pot RoastPerfect for cozy nights, leftovers, and pretending you’re living in a Hallmark holiday movie.Pot Roast & Veggies2 Tbsp vegetable oil2 Tbsp olive oil2 Tbsp butter3–5 carrots, peeled & cut3–5 celery stalks, cutSmall bag of red potatoes, halved (peeled or unpeeled)½ cup mushrooms, sliced½ yellow onion, chopped3–6 garlic cloves (plus extra slivers for the roast)Chicken & onion bouillon base2 Tbsp Kitchen BouquetSeasoning Mix(Combine in a small bowl)½ Tbsp each: salt, pepper, rosemary, marjoram, thyme, oregano, onion powder½ Tbsp Kinders All Purpose½ Tbsp Kinders Prime Steak (black garlic & truffle)½ Tbsp Kinders Buttery Herb(Seasonings can be adjusted to taste—no judgment here.)1️⃣ Prep your veggiesWash, peel, and cut all vegetables. Set aside.2️⃣ Season the roastUse a knife to poke holes throughout the roast. Insert slivers of garlic deep into the meat. Rub Kitchen Bouquet and half of the seasoning mix all over the roast.3️⃣ SearAdd vegetable oil to a roasting pan and sear the roast on all sides. Remove and set aside.4️⃣ Build the flavor baseIn the same pan, melt butter. Add onions and mushrooms and sauté until softened. Stir in the remaining minced garlic and the bouillon base. Push everything to one side of the pan.5️⃣ Rack it & stack itAdd a roasting rack to the pan. Place the roast on the rack and spoon the onion/mushroom/garlic mixture over the top.6️⃣ Season the veggiesToss all vegetables with olive oil and the remaining seasoning. Add veggies on top of and around the roast.7️⃣ Add liquidPour water into the bottom of the pan until it’s about 1 inch deep.8️⃣ Slow bakeCover and cook low and slow at 300°F for about 4 hours, or until fork tender and around 195–205°F internal temp. Cooking time varies based on roast size.9️⃣ Rest & serveLet it rest a few minutes, then shred or slice. Serve with veggies and pan juices.Perfect for family dinners, meal prep, or that one neighbor who always “just happened to be driving by when you’re cooking.”❤️ Enjoy!

It’s Matthew’s birthday week — and somehow that turned into birthday week-ish-plus-bonus-days. Let’s just say the celebrations got… extended, and there may or may not have been a recurring theme (we’ll let you guess). The family even got to meet a few listeners during the festivities — and yes, we’ve got shout-outs and call-outs to share!Between the laughs, we take a thoughtful turn discussing medical-assisted suicide — what we each knew, what surprised us, and what we learned from one another. Then things lighten up again as we dive into fashion faux pas: do your undergarments REALLY need to match?We also share some fun facts about the brain — spoiler: it’s even wilder than you think — and wrap up with a little celebration of Diwali, its meaning, and how it’s honored around the world.It’s a mix of reflection, laughter, and family chaos — basically, another night at our table.

This week, the family dives into meeting etiquette—because apparently some folks still need a reminder that “this could’ve been an email.” Dad’s dreams of a mystery inheritance come crashing down, Matthew discovers his first gray hair (and loses it just as fast), and Mom admits she’s not a natural blonde—scandalous! We get reflective about the first time people started turning to us for leadership, but of course things take a turn when a hand sanitizer story goes completely off the rails. And in this week’s “Dumb and Busted,” there’s a hairy baby twist… and spoiler alert—it isn’t Kelly.And because every good family discussion ends around the dinner table, this week we’re sharing Mom’s recipe for what we’re having for dinner: her stuffed chicken pinwheels.Mom’s Stuffed Chicken PinwheelsIngredients4–6 boneless, skinless chicken breasts1 Tbsp olive oil½ cube butter1 pkg stuffing1 carrot & celery¼ cup chopped pecans½ cup dried cranberries½ yellow onion3 garlic clovesChicken broth½ peeled apple1 tsp each: sage, poultry seasoning, garlic powder, onion powder, and thymeDirectionsPeel and dice all ingredients and set aside. Measure all spices and add to a small bowl. Put one package of stuffing in a bowl and add diced ingredients. Melt butter, sauté onion and garlic, and add to the bowl with cranberries and pecans. Add chicken broth for your desired consistency, then mix in ½ of the spices.Place each chicken breast in a bag and pound out thin. Lay on a baking pan, season with the remaining spice mix, and spoon some stuffing onto one end of each breast with a sliver of butter. Roll tightly, placing seam side down. Brush the tops with olive oil and bake at 400°F for 25 minutes, or until the internal temperature reaches 165°F. Slice into pinwheels and serve with or without a glaze of your choice drizzled on top.Enjoy!

This week’s dinner table gets a little wild! The family kicks things off debating whether to bring back “Peaks & Valleys” (or “Roses & Thorns,” depending who you ask) and sharing a hilarious story about Mom and Dad being recognized by their voices while out shopping. Meanwhile, Matty’s accidental guerrilla marketing moment at work proves the podcast is spreading faster than expected.Mid-meal, the conversation takes a hard left—from innocent chatter to unexpectedly personal confessions about dating red flags, awkward requests, and the fine line between open-minded and “absolutely not.” Between laughter and disbelief, the family manages to keep it real, reminding listeners that no topic is truly off-limits around this table.The episode wraps with baked ziti, garlic bread, and another round of family banter before everyone signs off with full bellies and sore cheeks from laughing. From being recognized in public to oversharing at dinner, Episode 30 is a blend of chaos, comedy, and honesty that only this family can deliver.🍝 As promised, here’s Mom’s recipe for her famous Baked Ziti!Ingredients1 box Ziti pasta2 cups Mozzarella cheese½ cup Parmesan cheese1 small container Ricotta cheese½ cup Heavy cream¼ cup Finely chopped basil4 cups Pasta sauce1 Tbsp each Oregano, Onion & Garlic powderSalt & pepper to taste⏱️ Prep Time: < 30 min  🕒 Total Time: 1 hourDirectionsCook ziti in salted boiling water. Drain and keep in pot.Add a few scoops of sauce, ricotta, basil, and spices to the warm ziti and mix well.In a separate pot, warm pasta sauce and stir in fresh basil, heavy cream, ½ cup mozzarella, and ¼ cup Parmesan cheese. Melt and mix well over low heat.In a casserole dish, spread a scoop of sauce on the bottom. Layer sauce, pasta, and cheese—repeating until all ingredients are used.Finish with sauce, cheese, and remaining basil on top. Cover loosely with foil and bake at 350°F for 45 minutes.Uncover and broil briefly to brown the top—watch closely, it browns fast!Serve hot and enjoy every cheesy bite.

Matthew and Kelly are back from vacation and let’s just say airport security left Kelly needing… a “break” after (kidding — kind of). Anthony plays host for a chaotic round of The Newlywed Game with mixed results — turns out some of shouldn’t be the host! The family dives into the question: should you keep photos of your exes, or hit delete and move on? Opinions vary (because of course they do) — and Mom adds a thoughtful perspective she once got from a mentor that might just change how you think about it.Then things get competitive as everyone tries to prove who knows Matty best — and the scoring definitely stirs some feelings. Oh, and Matthew reveals his all-time favorite movie… one no one has ever heard him mention before.💬 Join the conversation in our Facebook group and tell us — keep the ex pics or toss ’ em?Mom's Tuna Noodle Casserole Recipe!Ingredients1 box macaroni noodles6 small cans of tuna, rinsed and drained¾ cup mayonnaise1 cup chopped celery½ cup chopped onion and green pepper2 Tbsp butter1 Tbsp olive oil1 small jar pimientos1 tsp each: salt, lemon pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder2 cans cream of chicken soup1 cup milk½ block cubed Velveeta cheese1 small sleeve Ritz “Herb” crackers, crushed⏱️ Prep Time: <30 min🍽️ Total Time: 1 hourDirectionsDice vegetables and sauté in butter and olive oil. Once soft, add pimientos and mix well. Add soup and half the milk, stirring on low heat. Then add cubed Velveeta and stir until melted; remove from heat.In another pot, cook the pasta and drain. Add rinsed tuna, mayonnaise, seasonings, and the remaining milk, mixing well. Spread the pasta mixture evenly in a casserole dish, then pour and fold in the cheese sauce. Top with crushed herb crackers.Bake at 350°F for 30 minutes, then broil briefly to brown the top (watch closely — it browns fast!).Enjoy! 💛

Kelly and Matthew are heading out on vacation, but before they jet off, the family dives deep — and this week, we’re talking about the life event that hit each of us the hardest. There are stories, tears, and a few moments that might have you reaching for a Kleenex. It’s real, raw, and a reminder that this family doesn’t shy away from the tough stuff.Anthony shares what happened on his latest work trip — including the moment he realized he officially has “grown-up money” (yes, the kind where you can buy whatever snacks you want). Naturally, that spirals into everyone’s go-to guilty pleasures and snack obsessions.And because it wouldn’t be Sunday Family Dinner without some chaos, the family tests who knows Kelly best… and let’s just say the competition gets spicy. Oh, and there’s a childhood “playing doctor” story that might just top them all.💬 Laugh, cry, and snack along — because this week’s episode has a little bit of everything.

This week’s dinner table gets a little competitive (and a little revealing). The family takes the CliftonStrengths assessment and sees who actually knows Anthony best—spoiler alert, it gets interesting. Matt confesses an unexpected addiction, and everyone admits what they secretly spoil themselves with.We also learn why you should never send Matthew or Kelly to the store without painfully clear instructions, and we ask our listeners: are you sentimental or ready to toss keepsakes without a second thought? Things take a darker turn when the family reviews The Long Walk—some may be traumatized, one is definitely not. (Cue the dark humor.)And of course, our AITA of the week: should you give a family member a heads-up if something questionable comes up about their partner?Pull up a chair, it’s about to get opinionated.

This week’s family dinner takes a wild ride. We imagine what life would look like if we hit the Powerball jackpot—though Mom still doesn’t quite grasp that being a billionaire means you can officially retire from chores. Kelly’s nurse chimes in with a very graphic medical story that left us all queasy (consider this your warning).To lighten things up, the family plays a round of Would You Rather—and we’d love to hear your answers in the Facebook group! Later, the conversation turns to birthdays: at what age do we stop getting each other gifts? Matthew has strong opinions… shocking, we know.It’s a mix of laughter, mild trauma, and a whole lot of sibling banter.🌮 Mom’s Tortilla RecipeAs promised, if you caught our video, here’s Mom’s tortilla recipe. Just remember—she measures with her heart ❤️.Ingredients3 Cups AP Flour1 ½ tsp Salt½ tsp Baking Powder1 Cup of Water1 Cube Unsalted ButterPrep Time: <30 min Total Time: ~2 hoursDirectionsMix dry ingredients in a bowl. Melt butter in warm water.Slowly add water/butter into dry ingredients, kneading continuously until a smooth ball forms (about 5 minutes). Don’t add extra flour—it will come together.Cover with a warm towel for 15 minutes.Divide dough, roll into smooth balls, cover again with a damp towel.Roll out into circles on a floured counter.Cook on a medium-hot cast iron skillet until bubbles form. Flip and cook the other side 15–20 seconds, until done.

This week’s episode kicks off with a peek behind the curtain as listeners get to hear what really happens before the mics officially go live. Anthony has a moment of discovery when he learns what a Kotex is (better late than never!), while Matthew shares his latest attempt at hair regrowth using pumpkin oil.The family dives into some deeper conversations too—exploring diversity, racial remarks, and the importance of awareness in everyday life. On a lighter (but slightly gross) note, the mystery of whether Matthew actually washes his feet is finally addressed. Kelly reveals the truth behind her health mystery, and the crew rounds things out with a lively discussion on who counts as an “appropriate” wedding date partner.It’s a mix of laughs, real talk, and family chaos—just the way you like it.✨ As promised, if you caught our video on what we were making for dinner this week, here is Mom’s recipe for her Poblano Sauce. Just remember, these measurements are general guidance—because Mom measures with her heart.INGREDIENTS • 1 Tbsp Avocado Oil • 6 Poblano Peppers • 1 medium Yellow Onion • 3 Garlic Cloves • ½ can Chipotle Peppers • 2 Tbsp Butter • 3 Tbsp AP Flour • 2 Cups Chicken Broth • ½ Tbsp Onion Powder • ½ Tbsp Pepper • 1 Tbsp Chicken Bouillon • 1/8 Cup Milk or Heavy Cream • 1 Bunch of CilantroPrep Time: <15 MIN Total time:
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Wash peppers, remove seeds, and dice. Dice garlic and onion. Sauté peppers and onion in avocado oil and when almost complete add garlic and sauté until fragrant and peppers change color and are soft. Add chipotle peppers and sauté for 1–2 minutes. Once everything is well mixed, add the butter, melt, and add flour—stirring until all veggies are covered and the flour is browned. Immediately add the chicken broth and mix well, adding spices. Bring to a soft boil and then reduce heat. Use an immersion blender to blend everything together and add milk for creaminess. Taste and add more spices as needed. Wash and destem cilantro, finely chop, and stir into the sauce.

Mom and Anthony are finally back from Europe—and let’s just say someone might have brought home more than souvenirs (yes, the whole family got sick 🙃). Anthony has a moment of self-awareness when he realizes he’s turning into his dad—especially when it comes to helping random strangers. We also dive into the curious case of who in the family is an extroverted introvert, and how that helps us strike up conversations with new people.Meanwhile, Matthew admits defeat and actually gave in to Mom’s TV recommendations (shocking, we know). He’s also plotting a Puerto Rico trip—though Kelly insists it’s their trip because travel buddies stick together. Rounding it out, Dad’s got some CPAP adventures to share, plus an important health update.It’s family chaos, travel tales, and a little self-discovery—served with a side of sniffles.

The family table is back with a listener confessional that had us blushing—turns out someone had a very awkward run-in after dreaming about a coworker. Anthony even admits he’s had his share of spicy dreams in the past 👀. We check in on Tony’s health, and with Anthony and Mom heading off to Italy next week, Mom swears she’s going to “sleep in”… but with a jam-packed vacation schedule, we’re not holding our breath.From there it’s a full plate of AITA stories—bed-wetting boyfriends, clothing complaints, and Matthew stirring the pot (no surprise). That sparks a chat about Nextdoor posts, ridiculous public rants, and why people get heated over DUI checkpoint announcements.Finally, we dive into what the family considers trashy behavior, Matthew drops some surprisingly thoughtful perspective about judging others’ personal lives, and we even debate: do you tip your delivery drivers?Pull up a chair—it’s another week of unfiltered stories, laughs, and family debates you won’t want to miss.

Matty’s back from his epic trek to Oregon, and let’s just say… he’s got stories, and none of them are short. GG checks in to share all the new things she’s learning at 80—yes, even butt plugs make the syllabus. We give an update on Dad’s health after a tough week, then take a wild detour into the world of NASA’s latest breakthrough: food from astronaut poop (you’re welcome). The kids finally confess to Mom some teenage antics she never knew about, and we round it all out with an AITA story about whether you’re the jerk for not wanting to close your marriage after opening it. Buckle up—this one’s a ride.

In this episode, Kelly admits to accidentally chewing part of a plastic spork—while Anthony and the rest of the family spiral into a full-blown investigation on how that even happens.From there, it’s a chaotic mix of kitchen noises, clanking utensils, and morning prayers being interrupted by clattering silverware. We also dive into who really finishes the nacho cheese with their finger (spoiler: names are named).Midway through, things take a turn toward the slightly unhinged as Matthew announces his vacation plans… to a place that doesn’t even have an address—just coordinates. Naturally, this sparks a conversation about creature comforts, modern amenities, and the fine line between “off the grid” and “kidnapped.”With side tangents on sex ed misfires, misunderstood slang, and the sounds that drive you nuts at the dinner table, this episode is a classic Sunday dinner combo of chaos, confession, and comedy.

Tensions are high this week as the family dives into wedding planning drama—who’s the bridezilla, who’s not invited, and why does everyone have so many opinions?Meanwhile, a heatwave nearly takes Mom out during a family trip, lets just say no water in sight and only booze on hand, is not a good mix. Add in a classic Anthony vs. Mom argument (yes, someone stormed off), and you’ve got peak family chaos.Kelly opens up about almost not graduating high school—and who had to march into the school to fix it. The group also gets into the impact of teachers, especially how harmful negative experiences can be, and reflects on what today’s “iPad generation” might be missing when it comes to social skills.It’s heartfelt, it’s heated, and it’s hilariously real. Just another Sunday around the table.

This week’s Sunday Family Dinner is a wild ride from start to finish—and we mean that literally. Anthony shares his journey of finally replacing his decades-old mattress (spoiler: it was his parents’), and things spiral from there in the best way possible.We dive into everything from questionable hygiene habits (how often are you really changing your sheets?) to why people insist on chatting in public restrooms. Grocery prices, chaotic shopping lists, and Matthew’s possible status as the family’s resident mean girl? All up for discussion.Just when you think it can’t get more unhinged, mom casually drops a story about escaping a serial killer by running barefoot through berry bushes. You truly never know what you’re going to get around this table.Add in some thoughts on adulthood feeling like high school with bills, a surprisingly deep chat about roadkill and the circle of life, and—well, you’ve got another classic Sunday Family Dinner: raw, ridiculous, and real.

This week’s Sunday Family Dinner is a buffet of laughs, first-world drama, and sleep-induced terror.It all starts with a sleeveless fashion statement and the universal truth: if you’ve got elbow fat, your food probably slaps. From there, we spiral into storytelling battles—who remembers it right, who’s just making it up, and who insists on adding unnecessary weather reports to every family memory.We unpack what we’d do if someone went overboard on a cruise (hint: not all of us are heroes), and revisit a real-life moment when a neighbor didn’t believe we were the actual homeowners—sparking a deeper convo about race and assumptions.And just when you think you’ve settled in… Mom starts yelling in her sleep again, scaring everyone half to death. Welcome to dinner at our house.Pull up a chair—it’s loud, it’s loving, and it’s exactly what you didn’t know you needed.

Welcome back to the table—where the air is cool (if Matt has his way), and the conversation is anything but.This week, the Family sweats it out over thermostat drama, finally reaching a fragile peace treaty in the war over air conditioning. From there, things heat up with a surprisingly passionate discussion about shower habits. Do you wash your feet? Are you using the same rag for everything? Let’s just say… some confessions were made.Later, we reminisce about themed parties, giant shopping bags, and the ridiculous lawsuits that prove "one size fits all" is a lie. Also, a chicken nugget lawsuit? Yeah, that happened.It’s sweaty, sassy, and filled with family chaos. Pull up a chair—you know you want in on this.

This week at the table, we’re talking friendship—what it means, how it shows up in our lives, and yes, how much sarcasm one family can squeeze into a sentimental topic.Things quickly take a turn (as they always do) when we start sharing what our ideal superpowers would be—and what exactly we’d do with them for 24 hours. Let’s just say it’s not all heroic. And in true family fashion, we wrap things up by surprising each other with songs or slogans that reflect how we really feel about this chaotic crew. Some heartfelt, some hilarious, and one or two that might come with side-eye.If you're into unfiltered honesty, mid-convo roast battles, and a little love wrapped in sass, this episode’s got your name on it.

At the time of recording, we gathered around the table a little earlier than usual to record on Juneteenth—so while it’s a regular Friday drop for you, we were soaking up that midweek energy.We kick things off by honoring Juneteenth with some quick facts, a dash of history, and one of us finding out (on mic!) that there’s a whole flag for it. From there, it’s the usual blend of sarcasm, good-natured jabs, and the occasional “wait, what?” moment that makes our family dinners so… uniquely us.Whether you're here for the laughs, the learning, or just to feel like part of the family, pull up a chair—we saved you a seat.

This week’s dinner conversation goes off the rails (as usual). We talk about the fine line between “collaborative” and “project dictator,” whether or not we’ve ever been that coworker, and how one sibling’s facial expressions have been professionally diagnosed as “RBF.” Spoiler: no lies detected.We also share health updates nobody asked for, debate whether you can casually drink at work, and relive the world’s most uncomfortable visit to Grandma’s assisted living facility—featuring a roommate who got a little too cozy under the covers.Pull up a chair—this episode is awkward, unfiltered, and absolutely on brand.

This week, at the time of recording, it's Pride Month—and we’re diving into stories that range from heartwarming to hilarious. We swap memories of our very first Pride experiences, reflect on what support (or the lack of it) looked like growing up, and debate whether Grandma may have had a little something queer going on (jury’s still out).From missed parades to surprise defenders in the family, we unpack what Pride means to each of us and how our understanding of identity and acceptance has evolved over time. It’s heartfelt, it’s honest, and yes, it’s very us.Pull up a chair—this one’s got heart, humor, and a little bit of gay history.

This week’s episode we open up about what it’s been like navigating Alzheimer’s in our family—how it shows up in everyday moments, what we’re learning as we go, and the emotional rollercoaster that comes with loving someone through it.There’s laughter, of course (this is still Sunday Family Dinner), but this week’s conversation hits a little deeper. Pull up a chair and join us for an episode full of honesty, care, and the kind of connection that makes even the toughest topics feel just a little lighter.

This week at the table, we kick things off with a fiery Am I the Asshole? that has us divided — should you give up your hard-earned window seat on a flight just because someone asks nicely? Spoiler alert: opinions are loud and legroom is sacred.From there, we wander (as we do) into the deeply philosophical territory of… urinal cake-scented gum, weird childhood memories, and who actually has the right to say “you’re Mexican.” Let’s just say this episode comes with some unexpected identity plot twists, sibling interruptions, and our usual dose of laughter and side-eye.Grab a seat — preferably by a window — and join us for another Sunday Family Dinner where the stories are real, the judgments are strong, and no one is safe from being called out.

Pull up a chair—just don’t sit in Kelly’s spot. This week’s dinner feels a little different with our sister missing from the table, and we’re feeling it. But the show (and the meal) must go on.In this episode, the men of the family hold it down as best they can. We open with a tough update about Kelly’s dog, Nola, who gave everyone quite a scare (yes, even the cat got emotional). There’s tenderness, tech advice from ChatGPT mid-crisis, and the kind of storytelling that somehow makes you laugh while wiping your eyes.From unexpected compassion to classic family tangents, this one serves up heart, humor, and that unmistakable Sunday Family energy—even if someone forgot to bring the rolls again.

Allergies? Activated. Drama? Unavoidable. Chaos? Oh, it's present and accounted for.This week, we're sneezing our way through sibling shade, sniffling, and one very judgmental dog in a sweater. There's talk of favoritism (again), attempts at podcast structure (lol), and a brief detour into drag girdles.Mom’s fed up, someone’s feelings get singed, and we’re not sure if the tears are from emotion or seasonal pollen. Either way—it’s messy, it’s loud, and it’s very us.Pull up a chair. Blow your nose first.

This week at the table, things get… personal. We're diving into the (sometimes awkward, always opinionated) topic of gender-neutral bathrooms. Is it progress? A problem? Depends on which family member you ask.From childhood memories and bathroom etiquette to real talk about safety, comfort, and inclusion—everyone's got something to say. And yes, urinals, curtains, and awkward public restroom setups all make an appearance.Expect the usual mix of strong opinions, playful jabs, and a few unexpected turns—because it wouldn’t be Sunday Family Dinner without a heated debate and some laughs in between.

Pull up a chair for another raucous episode of Sunday Family Dinner! This week, we dive into the delightful chaos of family traditions—starting with a birthday mishap that sparks a full-on sibling gift debate. From penguin-themed presents to “push gifts” for both parents (yes, both), it’s clear this family knows how to commit to a bit.In between laughs, the family tackles hilarious game night antics, vet visits gone sideways, and Anthony’s dramatic brush with a phishing scam involving a fake arrest warrant (spoiler: he didn’t go to jail). And then there are the “shit stories”—oh yes, plural. Let’s just say vulnerability comes with sound effects this week.Expect plenty of laughter, some questionable life lessons, and the kind of unfiltered moments that can only happen when your whole family is mic’d up. From beauty standards and bathroom blunders to neighborhood drama and home repairs, it's a little messy, deeply honest, and so us.Who's doing the dishes? Probably no one. But come find out anyway.