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Terminally Online
by Terminally Online
Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.
Episodes
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Episode 114: Mask Lesbians
This week we're revisiting the Ed Sheeran of it all, Taylor Swift drops some really bad music, the internet debates the etiquette of bringing iced coffee to a job interview, and we discuss the viral Western Massachusetts Lesbian Bar drama. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include:...
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Episode 113: Be My Kirkentine
This week the Charlie Kirkiversary is upon us, and we're reflecting one year later: Are the memes in bad taste? Maybe. Did they help avert a civil war? Also maybe! Then we discuss the Macklemore vs. Pink drama. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Another scorcher in New Yawk...
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Episode 112: Mourning 9 to 5
This week we say our goodbyes to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, Mamdani’s reach on TikTok proves far-flung, influencer Jools Lebron gets backlash, and the Flock CEO is a major hypocrite. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: end of summer vibes, the Great Flood of 2026, the Daisy...
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Episode 111: Free Appetizer
This week Lindsey Graham kicks the bucket, we can’t breathe the air or eat fresh produce, The Odyssey sparks discourse from the worst people in the world, and we revisit a classic Reddit post. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: after dark, apocalyptic weather, Pokemon Go into...
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Episode 110: Narcissism on Parade
This week Taylor Swift gets married with thousands of her close personal friends, Trump's 250 Freedom Event is a biblical disaster, Mitch McConnell is probably dead, and Kylie Jenner is trying to make the surveillance state chic. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Unbearable...
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Episode 109: Best Summer Ever
This week New York is having the best summer ever between the Knicks championship and the DSA primary election sweep, ClubChalamet meets her match outside a Paris hotel, and Hannah does a deep dive on the Olivia Rodrigo vs. Taylor Swift stan wars. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion...
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Episode 108: Getting Gay to the Point
This week we’re kicking off Pride Month strong by partaking in a fun TikTok trend before we cover the United Airlines Bluetooth flight disaster, the TikToker who was avenged for a wrongful traffic ticket by newly released cop body cam footage, Mamdani keeps it cute, and the big Lego theft. Let’s...
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Episode 107: Pure Villain Behavior
This week entitled POS makeup influencer James Charles rags on the poor, the “charity” Kars4Kids is scammy, looksmaxxer Clavicular gets mogged by a Chad judge, and the internet has feelings about Olivia Rodrigo wearing babydoll dresses. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include:...
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Episode 106: This Episode Is Not A Job Offer
This week we say our goodbyes to Spirit Airlines and Ask Jeeves, the kids are doing Scientology speed runs, a long shot wins the Kentucky Derby, and we do a deep dive on lolcow Tyler Catastrophe. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Terminally Nostaglic, the Pokémon scalper…
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Episode 105: Finally Some Good F*cking Food
This week gamer Sykkuno gets EXPOSED as a serial cheater, we wonder if AI usage can be justified if used to dunk on Kash Patel, the brainrotted Coachella crowds are a real bummer, alt right losers Clavicular and Sneako are not having a good time, and Olivia Rodrigo is so freaking back. Let's get...
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Episode 104: Lowkirkuinely Chinamaxxing
This week China is memeing Trump’s “spiritual advisor,” comedian Druski triggers Erika Kirk, Lindy West’s new memoir sparks major online discourse, and the internet hates Chappell Roan. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: The elephant in the room, anime voices, Poktopia, and…
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Episode 103: Dawson's Mansion
This week we say RIP to Jesse Jackson, Robert Duvall, and James Van der Beek… and in the latter case, examine some potentially questionable online fundraising activities! Also, makeup guru TikToker Mikayla Nougerria breaks some big news you’ll want to sit down for, and we delve into the VERY...
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Episode 102: There Goes the Algorithm
This week more Epstein files get released, TikTok changes for the worse, Sydney Sweeney starts a lingerie line, and Hasan Piker (take a shot!) finds a new audience on YouTube after a temporary Twitch ban. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion: names that end in s, it’s my turn now bitch,...
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Episode 101: I Will Trauma Bond Us All Right Now
This week Zohran installs bidets, the button girl doesn’t need to explain herself, an AI “artist” is charting on Spotify, the real performance art is the AI slop we eat along the way, and the looksmaxxing loser brigade hits Miami. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: I want a...
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Episode 100: Keeping It 100
This week we celebrate our 100th episode!! A number that feels fake but here we are. Join us as we revisit the podcast’s origin story, highlight our best moments, acknowledge our worst takes, and unpack the collective fever dream that was 2025. We also make extremely confident predictions for…
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Episode 99: Hopecore Lives
This week democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani wins the NYC mayoral election!! Also: Dick Cheney dies (rest in piss!), Olivia Rodrigo takes a stand against ICE, and Mr Beast plans to open a theme park in… Riyadh? Sure, why not. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: inshallah,...
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Episode 98: Absolute Cinema
This week the No Kings protests made a big splash, the NYC mayoral race debate sparked some memes, chic crime is back with an old-fashioned jewelry heist at the Louvre, DHS spread lies about a minor on Twitter, and a Scottish lass goes viral for faking an entire pregnancy and child. Let’s get…
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Episode 97: The Life of a Shadow Banned Girl
This week Taylor Swift releases a new album and it really is…something! We discuss all the hot takes: Charli XCX beef! Questionable lyricism! Potential song plagiarism! AI usage for promo videos! Plus, comedians attending the Riyadh Comedy Festival get online backlash and University of Washington...
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Episode 96: If You Listen to This, You Are Gay Lmao
This week Charlie Kirk gets killed by memes (?), we can’t believe we have to defend Jimmy Kimmel, one YouTuber ends up in the middle of a revolution in Nepal, and apparently the Rapture is coming (according to TikTok). Hoo boy, what a time for us to return from hiatus. Let’s get into it!! Other...
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Episode 95: It Might Be Happening??
This week SOMETHING might be happening with Trump, Taylor and Travis break the internet with their engagement news, Rolling Stone names their top influential influencers, the US Open leads to internet drama, Sabrina Carpenter uses AI for her merch, and Gap releases a denim ad without eugenics...
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Episode 94: We All Know Too Much About Each Other
This week Taylor Swift announces her new album, a TikToker falls in love with her psychiatrist, ChatGPT tries to curb AI psychosis, Reddit bans the Internet Archive, and Chappell Roan releases new music. Plus, we read new reviews from our besties! Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion...
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Episode 93: Go Girl Give Us Nothing
This week the Coldplay canoodlers go viral, Justin Timberlake "performs" on tour, Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan's deaths receive very different reactions, Trisha Paytas reveals her latest baby's name, Sydney Sweeney promotes eujeanics, the women's safety dating app Tea gets hacked, VShojo is in...
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Episode 92: I'm Literally Just A Horse Girl
This week Olivia Rodrigo posts in support of Palestine, we discuss the Gen-Z stare, TikTok rallies behind the antipasto salad woman, and we bring on our special guest Oliver to talk about the anime horse girl game sweeping the internet: Umamusume Pretty Derby! Oh, and we also chat about the…
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Episode 91: Zohran Pilled
This week Zohran Mamdani makes history by winning the NYC mayoral Democratic primary! Hannah and Tori discuss the internet reaction to his upset and, of course, share the best memes. Then we take a turn to discuss the Bezos wedding in Venice and the Sabrina Carpenter album cover discourse. Let's...
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Episode 90: Kendrick vs. Drake for Republicans
This week it’s loser on loser crime with Elon vs. Trump, a comedian pulls a long con social media prank on Congressman Ted Yoho, the Switch 2 drops, a woman on TikTok sparks a great couch color debate, and Google releases a very unsettling video AI program. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of...
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Episode 89: No Bummer Summer
This week Joe Biden announces he has cancer, Justin Bieber continues the ritual humiliation of his wife Hailey Bieber, a boat crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge, “ChatGPT psychosis” is a thing, and the Lilo & Stitch live action remake faces backlash. Let’s get into it!! Other topics of discussion...
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Episode 88: Pope & Circumstance
This week a new pope just dropped, the New York Times doxxes a Reddit snarker, former NYC mayor Bill de Blasio keeps up with the memes, the internet debates 100 men vs. one gorilla, a viral TikToker quits his job to sail to Hawaii with his cat, and political streamer Hasan Piker gets detained at...
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Episode 87: Diva Down!
This week JD Vance kills the pope (for legal purposes this is a joke!), Katy Perry returns from space, Kanye West gets banned from Twitch, the MrBeast Experience in Vegas makes a bunch of influencers big mad, an absurd joke sweeps TikTok, an au pair doesn’t understand what it means to be an au...
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Episode 86: Icuntography
This week one man’s morning routine goes viral, Chappell Roan goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, TikTok’s ban gets kicked down the road, JK Rowling is on another one (this time about asexuality), tariffs hit the gamers where it hurts, and a bunch of rich women think they’re revolutionary for…
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Episode 85: Unfriendly Fire
This week the people are protesting Tesla, Vivian Wilson speaks out about her father, Starbucks gets sued, streamers Ludwig Ahgren and Michael embark on an epic Japan road trip, MrBeast spoils his future videos, and the years-long Hailey Bieber and Selena Gomez feud comes back into the spotlight....
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Episode 84: God Forbid A Woman Have Hobbies
This week Casey Anthony joins TikTok, we lose a few celebrity legends, the French do what they do best (burn things to the ground – this time a Tesla dealership), the Democrats remain useless, and a Broadway leading man crashes out on his Instagram stories. Let’s get into it! Other topics of...
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Episode 83: Moggings, Mommy Vloggers, and Crash Outs, Oh My!
This week in court Luigi Mangione serves LOOKS (and a potential death penalty sentence), new California legislation sends mommy vloggers packing, a TikToker gets blowback for attacking a rando's wedding registry, and YouTuber Ethan Klein is having the crash out of the year. Let's get into it!…
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Episode 82: A Fugue State Kind of Week
This week the Grammys gives Beyonce her flowers, the Superbowl was a win for the culture, one makeup trend on TikTok pisses off the MAGA ladies, Time Magazine’s new cover pisses off Trump, Elon gets r/whitepeopletwitter banned, and the good people of Lincoln Heights run the Nazis out of their…
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Episode 81: I'm Sick of Living in Interesting Times
This week TikTok comes back from the dead, DeepSeek emerges as a strong ChatGPT competitor, Irish Spring becomes a Reddit meme, and El*n M*sk does Nazi shit (as Nazis do!). Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: well let's get this over with, Midwestern clout, Brennan Lee Mulligan...
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Episode 80: We're So Back
This week L.A. is on fire, TikTok is on the chopping block for real this time, Blake Lively sues Justin Baldoni's PR people, and Elon Musk gets exposed for cheating at video games. We're so back, baby!! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: casual January 6th hangouts, mom...
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Episode 79: Straight to Horny Jail
This week we talk about the CEO assassination heard 'round the internet, Antisemite of the Year, the Streamer Awards, the for-real-this-time (?) Tik Tok ban, and a Reddit Christmas-themed TIFU story! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Happy Honda Days, last cat ASMR of the...
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Episode 78: I Hate It Here
This week our besties at Pod Save America hold a disastrous interview with the Kamala Harris campaign staffers, Biden pardons his large adult failson, we hold space for Defying Gravity, dirtbag streamer Destiny and literal white supremacist Nick Fuentes maybe hooked up (???) (ALLEGEDLY), and we…
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Episode 77: Your Body, My Backyard
This week Nicole Scherzinger gets exposed for her sus Instagram likes, People Magazine names John Krasinski the Sexiest Man Alive (?????), Twitch undergoes an Adpocalypse-- oh yeah, and the election happened. Welp. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: The upside of climate...
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Episode 76: Loser on Loser Crime
This week we're covering the death rattles of democracy, Gay Halloween, a nuisance YouTuber who gets what he deserves in South Korea, the TikTok NYC diner reviewer feud, and the Jenkins Family drama. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder,...
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Episode 75: Majoring in Yaponomics
This week we're covering the shocking death of Liam Payne, streamers bribing people into broadcasting Hurricane Milton, the controversial "Mr Beast" billboards, and Cynthia Erivo having a normal one over a Wicked fan edit. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: The return of cat...
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Episode 74: Stay in Your Lane
This week Kamala Harris goes on the Call Her Daddy podcast, Tim Walz goes on WeRateDogs, Logan Paul has beef with a Minecraft kid, indicted Mayor Eric Adams proves ACAB, and we spill the tea about the Queen of Afternoon Tea TikTok drama. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include:...
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Episode 73: Third Time's the Charm
This week we're back from Tokyo and jumping headfirst into sad girl autumn! So much has happened: Moo Deng the hippo goes viral, someone tries to pew-pew Trump (again), we reflect on lessons learned on the first anniversary since the Titan submersible implosion, Katy Perry's new album tanks, The...
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Episode 72: Come to Brazil!!
This week Chappell Roan rebukes parasocial relationships, Twitter gets banned in Brazil, Trump disrespects the Troops, and a would-be burgular gets distracted by Greek mythology. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Tokyo!!!!, Tori's anime protagonist fantasies, lovingly written...
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Episode 71: Very Demure, Very Mindful
This week we catch up on Olympic memes, the "very demure, very mindful" TikTok trend sweeping the internet, Trump's AI Taylor Swift endorsement and interview with streamer Aiden Ross that may have violated a couple FEC regulations, the Blake Lively drama, and MORE! Let's get into it! Other topics...
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Episode 70: Better a Pig Than a Fascist
This week we're getting political! First: it's SO JOEVER! Biden drops out of the race! Kamala is having a brat summer! JD Vance does WHAT with couches?!! (Allegedly!) Also, a TikTok leftist faces backlash for his hot take! Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: Pet names, maybe...
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Episode 69: We're So Cooked
This week Donald Trump survives an assassination attempt (for better or worse!), a bunch of celebrities died, JustPearlyThings gets read to filth in a Twitter beef, and this heat wave has us full of existential dread. Let's get into it!! Other topics of discussion include: close only counts in...
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Episode 68: This Is Going to Ruin the Tour
This week America as a whole loses the Presidential Debate, Justin Timberlake gets arrested for a DWI, we memorialize an iconic stingray, and Dr. Disrespect's Twitch ban is explained. Let's get into it! Other topics of discussion include: the straightest holiday, Mick Jagger the journalist, I…
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Episode 67: If Being A Hater Is Illegal, Lock Me Up
This week Hannah and Tori put on their Internet Lawyer Hats! First up, stan Twitter spotlights exposed corruption in the trial of rapper Young Thug. Next on the docket is the U.S. Department of Justice suing Adobe for scummy billing practices. We're holding everyone in contempt! Other topics of...
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Episode 66: Pandering to the Pans
This week Hades 2 causes widespread bisexual panic, a love triangle has TikTok in a chokehold, two old school YouTubers may be in their friends-to-enemies arc, the internet debates the idea of being "culturally queer," and New Yorkers hate Trump. Happy Pride everybody! Other topics of discussion...
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Episode 65: Prepare the Digitine!
This week TikToker Haley Baylee becomes the unwitting catalyst for a digital guillotine, singer-songwriter Ethel Cain's Instagram stories get her likely added to several government watchlists, some gamer bros decry a video game character's outfit change and other gamer bros decry a different…
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Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.
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